#WOAH WHAT

[scrollonso]

last checo pics for rn

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

People have started forgetting alot of the former dsmp members who now have way smaller audiences. Which is a shame. Eret was invited to the NATO Summit the other day. If you even care.

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[brenninthetaylorverse]

wait....where are the other album shops??????

[justanapplenothinghere]

Shitpost 2.0

Two, X and Four.They are my children. There is nothing you can say to Change my mind.

Hopefully I will be able to get two by earning money with my commissions. (When I finish the sheet price finally)

<3

My child has discovered my Kyle shrine..💀

[lefthandedvegan]

I love the idea of forcing a sub to top. I love the idea of watching them desperately fuck me with the strap, begging me to cum around their cock because they want to make me feel so good. Watching them eat me out while I tell them how much of a slut they are, how lucky they are to be able to taste me. Riding them while I cum over and over again so they just have to sit and do the only thing they’re good for.

[tigerplushh]

Every man I have ever met has the so called “logic” that is merely a lack of basic human empathy. You can’t use being a decent human being and having morals to argue with them because it won’t work. Most of the time, their ignorance and privilege, never having to live in the standards of the people they talk down upon (specifically people like single mothers, women in general, poc, homeless people, addicts, people in poverty, etc) is literally just painted as their so called “intelligence” when they’re just so painfully uncaring.

[aajjks]

😂😂 he a free man now!!! 😂😂 gotta include comedy one way or another

TPOL!JK

as the office escorts jungkook to you another one takes him as jungkook 150,000USD bond has been paid. “you’re one lucky bastard, jeon” says the officer who is familiar with jungkook’s family history. mainly his father’s. “her pussy must be really good cause she paid your bond for you. but we’ll see each other soon. real soon” says the officer as he uncuffs jungkook and shoves him forward in your direction.

you immediately run over to jungkook and check for any injuries on his body. you even examine his face, your right hand turns his head from side to side to make no one harmed him while he was locked up for God know’s how long.

“c’mon” you say taking his hand and leading jungkook out of the justice department and in your car. “sorry it’s a little messy” you say while frantically throwing some of your belongings into your backseat. “i can drop you off at your mother’s so you can freshen up. i would take you to mines but it’s a mess there” you joke as your start your car and drive to ji-ae’s home in busan.

the whole ride there jungkook sneaks glances at you and despite your rushed outfit, you still look beautiful. you’re always beautiful and the fact that you paid his bond at front has him falling deeper in love with you.

you still have his back no matter what and maybe he still has a chance at winning your heart back because he was sure you didn’t love him anymore. he thought you couldn’t yet you were so close to saying you love him, he knows it.

although the ride there is silent, it isn’t uncomfortable and if it weren’t for jungkook feeling like he hasn’t bathed in a billion years, he’d hold your hand but he holds back on being touchy with you until he’s 100% freshened up.

“we’re here” you say to jungkook.

“i’ll wait outside” and as much as jungkook wants you to join him, he heads inside his mother’s home alone with the delicious smell of food whiffing past his nostrils. when he unlocks his mother’s door and heads inside, he hears two sets of laughter.

“there you are kookie!!! come hereeee” says ji-ae who excitedly pulls him in for a hug. “congratulations!! i’m so excited!”

and jungkook is visibly confused. excited for what?

“i’m pregnant, baby” says chaeyoung who shows jungkook the papers of her bloodwork that reveals chaeyoung is indeed pregnant but how?

“W-What?” no no no no no. SHE CANNOT BE PREGNANT. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PSYCHO DOING IN HIS OWN HOME? “Mama…. W-What is this psycho bitch doing here?!” He curses out, his voice, getting louder and louder. “LEAVE BEFORE I KILL YOU WITH MY HANDS!” he breaks the hug, while his mother watches with confusion and horror.

She has no idea what this bitch has put him through, and most importantly what she did to you and your friends.

“MAMA how could you even let the psycho in???” he turns to look at his mother and he is also talking to her in a loud tone because he’s just so pissed seeing her fucking face.

While, you are waiting outside he is sure that you can hear his voice. “pregnant? SHE’S PREGNANT? HAHA PLEASE YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME SHE CANNOT BE PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD.” of course he’s not dumb enough to get her pregnant. He’s always hated having children.

He didn’t have a child with you what makes his mother or her think that he’s going to have a child with a psycho like her? “bitch why don’t you leave me alone? MAMA DON’T INTERRUPT BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING. SHE ATTACKED YN AND HER FRIENDS!”

“SHE BEAT THEM UP AND HELD HER AT GUNPOINT. AND THEN, WHEN I TRIED TO BREAK UP WITH HER, SHE GOT POLICE INVOLVED AND FRAMED ME BY SAYING THAT I WAS PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE TO HER.” he is screaming. Of course, she cannot come back into his life when he has a golden chance to be with you again.

He won’t let her ruin this.

“YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT I WAS IN JAIL FOR A WHOLE FUCKING DAY? ALL BECAUSE OF HER. SHE GOT ME INTO JAIL IF IT WASN’T FOR YN GOD KNOWS WHAT WOULD’VE HAPPENED?! SHE SAVED ME- THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS THERE FOR ME.”

Jungkook then goes straight to chaeyoung and grabs her harshly by the arm, “GET OUT, GET OUT OF MY LIFE AND GET THIS BASTARD CHILD AWAY FROM ME.”

He is not going to let her baby trap him.

[youdontloveme-yet]

what just happened ?? it's only episode 2, calm the fuck down...

[that-one-anon]

Made a new website. :D

[wink-1-8-2]

Me, sitting down after writing five pages of angst that’s nowhere near finished:

[2022dirt]

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

[churroach]

Looking respectfully

(EDIT: fellas, it’s really not that deep. Anyone starting beef over this stupid drawing getting blocked, i dont care to argue with people who come and judge me (a stranger) in bad faith. A bit dissapointed that this joke post is what’s getting the most attention but alas that’s the internet for ya i guess.)

[sailor-cerise]

Wow: https://faq.usps.com/s/article/What-is-General-Delivery

damn did you know if you don’t have a mailing address the post office had a “general delivery” service where you get your stuff shipped to a participating post office and they hold it there for you for up to two weeks

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[softshuji]

It'll all ok, so don't worry about it! And don't tell the others ok?

-Senju

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[watermelonilol]

I was an an an big head fr fr