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slowly throws estrella with sand in his joints who looks visibly sad
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Covers Reno's mouf.
Covered with what? This was for all the repeated comments regarding vacation time on company gil, or for being too impressed by Rufus' work ethic, or perhaps for taping a hot dog beneath the president's desk. Whatever the reason which prompted the physical touch, Reno was true to himself and parted his lips to drag his tongue against the surface. The skin around his eyes wrinkled to demonstrate how wide his smirk went.
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For the “why do you follow me? Colors”
Raspberry, sea foam, charcoal, lilac, apricot <3, sapphire, and forest.
Also, you are like my child- I would protect you with my life
That’s a lot- thank you, I had to reread them for a bit. You make my dash better, too :) Fun talking with you.
#Ask game#Colors#Critcallylowhp#Not sure what to say for most- but thank you#And wanting to protect me#But.#One of them-#Poisoning me with what#With what#Blorbos?#Anubis’s Chatter#Styx’s Chatter#Cyber’s Chatter
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u have to teach your sons how to do the dishes or else they’re going to get a food service job and be murdered by their coworkers for doing dishes in the least effective way anyone has ever seen
#noticed my new coworker was just rinsing something and I said ‘did you scrub that’#and he said ‘with what?’#WITH WHAT#he also decided that the best way to clean a sink full of machine parts was to pick each one up individually#wash it. rinse it. dunk it in sanitizer. and put it on the table.#and then start over#for every piece. every single piece.#we have a rinsing sink! wash a bunch of things before stopping to rinse!!!! please!!! you are a grown man!!!!!#and it’s not just him. every time we hire a guy they have no fucking clue how to handle doing dishes#the girls always generally get it when I say ‘do the dishes’ but every man needs me to stand there and say#‘okay wash them with this sponge and this soap and then put them in this sink and now rinse. if you need more soap add more soap’#personal
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imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday
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Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..
#gravity falls#au#gravity falls noir#<< calling it that#stanford pines#stan pines#stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#my art#idk what is going on but im probably just gonna make a bunch of fake movie looking screenshots#and i just wanna see the grunkles in suits doin undercover stuff
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#comics#artists on tumblr#dragons#foolfortune#i've been thinking about what if dragons were common household pests in wales#and thought it would be nice if they had somewhere safe to go#trap and release sort of deal
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take responsibility
#my art#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#this game got me real good. what a bleak fucking story but it will stay with me for a long time
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol
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#toothworks#digital art#id in alt#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#1k#2k#5k#10k#20k#50k#100k#<- WHAT
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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
#🌿 misc#idk how to tag this#i just love making lists#and sorting things into categories#pinterest#??#this is part of what motivates me to write i just love making lists of scenes and then sorting them into categories#bangers
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Google is cooked
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
#boeing#funny#im sorry but this lawyer must be having the time of their life#what in the tv detective show is this
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