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spring-heeledjack 1 year ago
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those creepypasta girlies were so right and anyone who thinks theyre cringe or stupid should explode immediately. yes all of these people are sadistic serial killers/supernatural beasts/vengeful spirits of dead children and yes they all live in a big mansion together in the woods where they bicker like siblings and yes the faceless suit-wearing tentacle monster is the resident father figure. what are you gonna do about it.
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hermitcraftx 29 days ago
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NOT ONE OF MY FAVORITE FAN ARTISTS IN MY NOTES JSVDKDHDKWHOWSHJ???
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dykeslimecicle 1 year ago
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its me syd dykesmilecicle and i HATE women. mcyt fans dni.
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pegaysis 8 years ago
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when u suddenly get rly rly rly homesick and u wanna cry but u cant bc ur around family and u just want ur judy to hug u but u havent found her and u have basically no memories so u cant find her and u just die lmaoooooooooooooooo
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spring-heeledjack 9 months ago
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG! The minotaur
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spring-heeledjack 2 months ago
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bro whatre you talking about. of course ralph and johnny would be capable of a healthy relationship if the sacrifices could stop. no bro if zimforth was killed or left ralph alone then the two of them could be happy. they could live normal lives. no you dont understand johnny could go back to college and ralph could have a family again. bro where are you going. what do you mean visitation hours are up. bro come back. bro.
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spring-heeledjack 2 months ago
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last night i dreamt that house was my gynecologist. i asked him if he was gonna put his fingers in me and he said 'only if you ask nicely'. what did he mean by this
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spring-heeledjack 2 years ago
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Maybe artemis doesnt wear jeans because hes autism and jeans are a bad texture. You ever think of that.
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spring-heeledjack 8 months ago
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i will not cry over a random japanese twin peaks ripoff from 2010 i will not cry over a random japanese twin peaks ripoff from 2010 i will not cry over a random japanese twin peaks ripoff from 2010-
"York and Zach. Finally I understand. You two really are best friends. I've got to say, I'm a little jealous."
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spring-heeledjack 1 year ago
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I think transitioning could fix jay gatsby
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spring-heeledjack 1 year ago
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she/her he/him and they/them are like starter pokemon to me
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hermitcraftx 1 month ago
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i'm having a terrible time tonight and i'm like definitely not the most important grian introject we have the most relevant nor the most frequent fronter but i'm going to make my own damn tumblr blog anyway. that being said i can't decide whether to have it not related to my source at all in any way or make my pfp myself
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spring-heeledjack 2 months ago
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FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL
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spring-heeledjack 3 months ago
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'diane im holding in my hand a box of chocolate bunnies' alright man
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spring-heeledjack 22 days ago
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rip wx-78 you wouldve loved the adeptus mechanicus
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hermitcraftx 1 month ago
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alright. what do we think folks
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(art pfp is syneester if i reverse image searched correctly, banner is by plagueislost)
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