I. Hurt.
And I was hurting anyway, I'm pretty down this morning, but this hurt came from an outside source, and affected me in a way I'd honestly not have expected.
See, we bought Nimona last week. After seeing the movie, my kids wanted to read it. And I ended up reading ahead, and I just finished it.
Bonus content at the end, it said, and I was like, oh, an epilogue to the epilogue maybe? That'd be nice. I don't love bittersweet endings, I'd rather...
...no, it's not the conclusion.
It's CHRISTMAS.
In a book that'd had no religion that I noticed up to that point, BOTH bonus extras...were Christmas.
Ya know, usually it doesn't bother me. Usually I just suck it up. I think it helps that I was raised around mostly Jews and people who, if Christian, it didn't matter much to them. I'm from the Upper West Side of Manhattan, the descendent of Lower East Side immigrants, and while the world outside was brutal - my grandfather was a World War 2 veteran and among the soldiers who liberated Dachau, I can't remember a time when I didn't know that most people would look the other way if people like me were slaughtered wholesale - my bubble was safe, we were accepted, we were insiders.
I honestly can't think of another time I've interacted with a piece of media and felt so immediately, instantly knocked across the face by OUTSIDER as I just did when I excitedly turned the page to see what these fun extra bonuses were...and it was fucking Christmas.
I didn't even read them.
I'm honestly. So disappointed.
I don't have a thick armor for this kind of hurt. I'm Jewish, and as an adult living outside my old UWS bubble, that's often meant I've felt like an outlier, but I've hardly ever had this feeling where I was welcome to something only to be suddenly, violently shoved out the door.
And I've heard nothing, n.o.t.h.i.n.g. but praise for this book. And on another day, it might not have bothered me. I've never really felt like I had to fight to be seen, especially since I'm tremendously secular. I mean, I've celebrated Christmas my entire life, for starters.
But why. Why was this fantasy setting suddenly Christian? Why was this the touted extra content? Why is THIS special, when the areligious world established to that point was apparently not special enough?
I can't say yet if this ruined the story for me. It's far too soon. But I'm *intensely*, viscerally let down, and...I hurt.
Christians...maybe stop doing this shit.
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The thing is. If you are a transformers fan and you partake in fanfiction. You will see alot of mpreg. And for a long time you will choose not read it. But if you are a transformers fan long enough. You will probably read it at least once.
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alright i don't like and/or don't understand that monologue about cerulean blue sweaters and such in the devil wears prada, how does the fashion elite's influence and decisions trickling down into department stores and having unconscious effects on everyone in society make the fashion industry any more respectable or less of a circle-jerk like how is that a good thing how would that make fashion "real". feel free to chime in if you liked this part of the movie or liked its message cause if there is something to get, i don't get that
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I’m sorry I HATE the hairstyle that’s like all short hair EXCEPT like one long horse tail length of hair coming out the back of their head
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why are there so many memes about no one owning any summer clothes like obviously I get that people have body image issues & shit but is 90% of the internet too insecure to even just wear a tank top????
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siren lore because theyre mine now
they tie things into their hair because they dont have pockets (like...a cool rock, a shrimp perhaps, jewelry probably)
reading/the ability to read isnt common and a lot of information is pass down orally or through songs
they have good memories and can pick up languages fast
fog indicates the presence of many
100% definitely covered in parasites
im baby?
ill add more when im feeling silly again
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my least favorite little thing that millennials do in videos is when they widen their eyes a lot in a fake humorous shock way w their lips in that ‘trying not to laugh’ clench, look off to the side of the camera, and give a little quirky head jerk right before they say a little quirky thing because i KNOW they’re thinking they’re like jim from the office. it gives me one of those poison status effects
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I think we need to not have any more sci-fi action movies---or at least the prevalent breed of them---for the next decade or so. We need to detox and reset the market. No more Star Wars, no more Transformers, no more Avatar, no more Men in Black, and for jesus' sake no more fucking superheroes. Something like Aliens (1986) could be okay, where there's a horror element or something to offset the insufferable, insipid mass-appealery. But I have had it up to the moon with wise-cracking aliens, magical flight, and people who are fucking blue. I hope the WGA/SAG strike kills so much of this shit
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