#WHY IS HE LIKE IN HIS 20S
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reading your tags on the minecraft movie post and iircthey did make a live-action dragon ball movie 😭
I worded wrong. I shouldve said "look at how they did live action dragonball" because
We Dont Talk About Live Action Dragonball
Edit: i fucking hate dragonball evolution. its not even. its not even baSED ON THE REAL MANGA HONESTLY THEY JUST TOOK THE IMPORTANT PLOT POINTS, NAMES AND SAID "IDFK JUST DO WHATEVER"
#aes answers#anon#i repressed that movie so hard i forgot it existed#WHY IS GOKU WHITE#WHY IS HE LIKE IN HIS 20S#WHY DOES PICCOLO LOOK LIKE SOME STAR WARS ASS CHARACTER#WHY IS BULMA DARK HAIRED#WHY IS SHE A BADASS#WHERE IS PUA. WHERE IS GRANDPA GOHAN. LIKE CMON.
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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this
and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug
#this just in#im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao#but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see#two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body#i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me#plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink#also wesker what's with the fit#do not need to dress up for a murder#BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there#they sure as hell didn't kill the dude#resident evil#william birkin#albert wesker#james marcus
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The rulers of the underworld have an important message about mental health
#hades game#hades 2#melinoe hades#zagreus hades#hades supergiant#persephone hades#Idk why i drew this#A sudden rush of inspiration took over me#Because i'm an artist i just can't edit things and call it a meme i HAVE TO draw it#This is so dumb#But like all the dumb things i make it made me giggle so i'm sharing it#Zagreus looks very different every time i draw him and that makes me giggle too#I can't draw spiky anime hair... I just can't... I'm sorry Zagreus babygirl...#Hades is so fun to draw because i get to see what he looks like without his facial hair and it's cursed af every time#Edit: I was told sex sells but my Aphrodote drawing is at 20 notes and this is like at 400#The internet yearns for memes#my art
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a while back I had a realization about Chaz's color palette...
they're not related but that doesn't mean they didn't take advantage of their likeness in the lewdest, most shameless way possible. chaz is a veteran and floyd is naturally photogenic (+ was a junkie who couldn't resist easy money). if you know what i'm talking about, you know what i'm talking about and i won't judge you for throwing rocks at me ksjfhksjhfkjsd
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#chaz provided the music of course~#he is a smooth jazz troll after all 😏#🧍♂️#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls floyd#trolls chaz#chaz looks like he could be a trollsona of a character from the asterix comics#also don't ask me why floyd is in his 20s but chaz looks as old as in the second movie. it's the mustache ok#*later* floyd laying with his head on chaz's love carpet (chest hair) thinking about how much he misses his fluffy ex 🙃#my art#this post is so old but i can no longer stand it jumpscaring me whenever i go into my drafts
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i had assumed an arquebus was the size of a pistol, like a flintlock pistol maybe (especially because that's how it's depicted in his jr year artwork), but i got curious and looked it up and gang i cannot stress enough that this gun is, on average, larger than riz gukgak. this is an arquebus:

by even the most optimistic estimations, riz gukgak is four feet tall max. the average arquebus according to google (and gun geeks feel free to chime in if this is wrong) is about 4-5 feet long.
i had been picturing riz with an inconspicuous, easily concealed handgun that wouldn't raise any eyebrows, but no, riz's primary weapon is fully the same size as him, possibly even taller. and if you don't think that's goddamn hilarious then i don't know what to tell you
#stuff#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#fhfy#riz gukgak#caveat yes yes i know there's probably some size conversion from real arquebus to fantasy arquebus or some other fantasy BS#to explain why riz is not in fact toting a riz-sized gun everywhere he goes#but it's much funnier for me to imagine he is#i guess nobody at aguefort would say shit about this big ass gun??#it's not like weaponry isnt ALLOWED at aguefort#but the mental image#really makes me wonder why arquebus is the weapon blm and murph went with#and i SUSPECT it's because it uses. crossbow stats? is that right?#and apparently arquebuses have historically been compared to bow related weapons#im miscommunicating this hang on#oh sike i actually understood it correctly#there's a whole section of the wikipedia page on arquebus dedicated to comparing it to bows#so in the sense that theyre both long range weapons i get it#anyway. riz gukgak is as tall as his gun. that's all i wanted to say
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Before Zosan got together, Sanji would watch Zoro get flirted with pretty obviously at the bars the whole crew would stop at. Either Zoro would give in to the flirting for the free drinks or he'd slink off with the guy for a while up to whatever they were up to, but no matter what Sanji would be feeling this cocktail of emotions he couldn't identify. Seething in his seat at the guy hogging all of Zoro's attention and didn't understand why (yet).
Then like 3 years into their relationship, Sanji shoots up in bed and shouts "I WAS JEALOUS" and Zoro is groggily like "you hwha?" But Sanji can't talk right now, he's kind of having a crisis right now realizing he liked Zoro much earlier than he thought he originally did.
#i imagine the first time sanji felt this way was when they were all sitting together maybe this before Loguetown#so sanji would of only joined like a week prior#but this guy comes up hes got shoulder length blonde hair pretty average height and weight looks like hes around his mid 20s#and he just casually leans on the table not so subtly flirting with zoro#and zoro takes his offer of a drink happily nami and usopp whistle after him as he leaves with the guy#while luffy complains about zoro having fun without him#sanji is sitting there confused about feeling kinda angry about the guy? nooo no that cant be it because why would#he be angry about a stranger#why would he be angry about zoro leaving with a stranger? shouldnt he feel more concerned and cautions considering hes a pirate#and the guy could be a bounty hunter?#one piece#one piece headcanons#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#zosan#zoro x sanji
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Seeing people post-The Well going “Tenth Doctor Girls We Won!” as if they haven’t been consistently winning for the past billion years:
#let me put it this way: if the eighth doctor ever shows up on screen again I feel like that’s a ‘we won!’ moment#your guy came back and got to chill with his best friend for the anniversary specials#not even two years ago#okay. you don’t need to do the victory lap#you’ve been victory lapping for 20 years#everything ever written by RTD has been the tenth doctor’s victory lap okay#calm down#I’m sorry I’m just being bitter and salty#why does he always win! why does he get all the special treatment! enough of this shit!#at least after doing like 7 years of serials and becoming the most popular doctor by far Tom Baker chose to not come back for years#David tennant haunts this show like a ducking spectre#*fucking#like a ghoul#I didn’t hate 10 that much before the anniversary specials but afterwards#man just GET out of my face YOU HAVE HAD YOUR TIME#doctor who#whining
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The king in yellowwww
Less lore-accurate design and just going with a vibe i like :3 he's kinda funny in a way that i reverse engineered him by designing john and yellow (kiy w/o john) first
#he has like 8 horns that goes in different directions. why did i make it so hard for myself by choosing to draw the weirdest angles#his three pairs of eyes are all different shapes but i cant draw them consistently 😔#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#arthur lester#the king in yellow#kiy malevolent#mewydoesdrawings#ive been coughing my lungs out horig style for four days and the only way to cure me is by releasing part 50 publicly............ u_u#(WHERE IS IT. IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS)#oh it dropped 20 mins after i posted this. UHHH#anyway i hope i implied it quite clearly that john got the right mask and moon imagery in the divorce
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"you just feel yourself let go."
still thinking about this episode. man. 💪💥
#misfits and magic#misfits and magic 2#mismag 2#mismag#evan kelmp#d20#dimension 20#just like art#im SO behind on mismag but i literally cant believe this happened still#''why did you add the origami cranes to this?'' thank you for asking: i just think theyre neat!#also i know they didnt mention it explictly but i truly believe that evans last moments slipping into the pool and death would be about#if he made a difference. about if the struggles of it all were worth it. about if he was worth it.#especially considering he decided to haunt the closest thing to his friends.#so i think it makes sense that his life flashback would include physical proof of 1) his connection to the world and how he helped to chang#the world especially in the face of adversity#and 2) an item literally MADE for communication and connection to others.#both on a global scale when magic left AND the evolution of the magic that his closest friends and him used.#''but the origami cranes are based on storm petrels? a black bird with a white stripe near the tail? why are the cranes colourful here?''#firstly: youre full of questions today mister.#secondly: i tried to make them black but i really liked being able to differentiate between the cranes using fun colours#also i tried just overlaying a dark colour on top but it still didnt do it for me#but i tried to keep them close to the petrels: i kept the '''''white''''' stripe near the tail! id like some points for that!#excuses aside: i hope youre doing well! thanks for looking and reading!
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Ugh younger siblings am i right??? 🙄 🙄 🙄
#doodle#stardew valley#stardew sebastian#stardew valley maru#hope yall caught the Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse reference#she’s just trying to help#he should pay attention to his surroundings more#can 20+ year olds still be grounded? lmao#is this sebastian’s 13th reason why he wants to leave for zuzu city?#look we all know maru wouldnt accidentally set Seb’s bike on fire#but like as an older sis who has a younger bro who accidentally messes up when they get a little too eager to help..
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Shen Yuan getting transported into pidw isn't "the system punishing him for being a lazy internet hater," but instead representative of "step 1 of the creative process: getting so mad at something you decide to go write your own fucking book" in this essay I will
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#the fact that people think scum villain#-a series that examines and criticizes common tropes in fiction-#is somehow against criticism or being a little hater is wild to me#especially since shen qingqiu never gets punished for being a hater#heck- he's still a little hater by the end of the series#he mostly gets punished for treating life like a play and like he and the people around him are characters#(or in other words- he suffers for denying his own wants and emotions and his own sense of empathy)#I think some of y'all underestimate how much writing/art is inspired by creaters being little haters#like example off the top of my head-#the author of Iron Widow has been pretty vocal about the book being inspired by their hatred of Darling in the Franxx#I think my interpretation of Shen Yuan's transmigration is also supported by the fact that this series is an examines writing processes#side note- though i understand why people say Shen Yuan is lazy and think its a valid take it still doesnt sit right with me#i am probably biased because my own experiences with chronic pain and depression and isolation#but ya- i dont think Shen Yuan is lazy so much as he is deeply lonely and feels purposeless after denying parts of himself for 20ish years#like yall remember the online fandom boom from covid right?#being stuck completely alone in bed while feeling like shit for 20 days straight does shit to your brain#the fact that no one came to check on him + he wasn't exactly upset about leaving anyone behind supports the isolation interpretation too#+in the skinner demon arc he describes his life of being a faker/inability to stop being a faker now that he's Shen Qingqiu#as “so bland he's tempted to throw salt on himself” and “all he could do is lay around and wait for death” (<-paraphrasing)#bro wants to be doing stuff but is stuck in paralysis from repeatedly following scrips made by other people#another point on “Shen Yuan isn’t lazy” is just the sheer amount of studying that man does#also he did graduate college- how lazy can he really be#he doesnt know what hes doing but he at least tries to actively train his students#and he actually works on improving his own cultivation + spends quite a bit of time preping the mushroom body thing#+he's experiencing bouts of debilitating chronic pain throughout all this#but ya tldr: Shen Yuan's transmigration is an encouragement to write and not a punishment and also i dont think its fair to call him lazy
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Lost focus and drew a consensual workplace relationship (the inherent intimacy of hanging out in an artist's studio to watch them exist in their element got to me)
Zoom in for details I poured my soul into <3
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
#dc: why do paperwork when sy is right there#my art#artists on tumblr#fanart#cdrama#under the skin 2#猎罪图鉴#猎罪图鉴2#shen yi#du cheng#sy is also guilty he falls asleep in dc's office#how to say i trust you without saying it#i rarely draw anything explicitly romantic so this is how u know this show has gotten to me LOL#u know hilariously what ended up really convincing me that sy is a genius is how he uses like 20 diff mediums#AND IS GOOD AT ALL OF THEM#bro went from paints to sculpture to cardboard cutouts of beijing opera characters#what was his art school curriculum is there anything he can't do#my last uts painting went fast but this one Simmered for weeeks#which was great actually bc i could take my time pouring all my love into it <3#both this and the show itself is art about art and that feels very sacred#also did y'all know most of the songs in this show have to do with light and how you can find it in other people#like i've been playing 时光有光 and 和光同往 on loop#objectively the 2nd one is just ur average ost but the way tjc sings certain lyrics has wended its way into my heart#specifically 初心/真心的模样 like bro the longing
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thank you pinterest for launching me into yet another multiple day drawing :3
I LOVE HIIIIMAKAMSMSBDIHSSKBSDFHKJABSFD we know this
but oh my god this took almost 7 hours overall LMAO im so tired but like in a good way
you may be looking at his hair and saying “heyyyy gravity doesnt work that way….” in which case you are correct but i thought it would be cool if BEN’s hair kinda floats when he gets all glitchy like how hair does when it’s in water :3 in my head this would also mean it would poof up a little when he gets mad like in a ghibli movie or a cat bc…. cmon that’d be so fun
also idk what his outfit is i just improvised it bc i didn’t wanna design bro a whole outfit LMAO i never know what to draw him wearing!!!!! smh smh.. it’s okay he’s serving
but anyway…….. im so proud of this and how i did the shading hehe :333 i love him i love him i love him im so tired i love him
ref for the pose after the break if anyone wants it :D

#did you guys know that i love him#art#small artist#digital art#artists on tumblr#my artwork#creepypasta fandom#creepypasta#creepypasta fanart#fanart#ben drowned#ben drowned fanart#behavioral event network#gay people can never enter a room normally#idk what the wires are there for i just thought it would be cool LMAO#plus adds some extra color >:3#i was supposed to finish this yesterday but didn’t hehe whoops#but its okay HE TURNED OUT GOOD ANYWAY RAHHHHHHH#i wanna like mess with his hair so i can watch it float around hehehehe#also introduction of his classic black and red eyes hehe#more like red and red actually LMAO but u get it#i mean he can do whatever he wants with his eyes i imagine#i just typically draw him with the red and white version bc that’s like… his default in my mind#i think ive yawned 20 times while making this post wow#its okay tho bc yk why….. :3#BC I LOVE HIIIIIIM AND I COOKED WITH THIS AND NOW i have another lovely drawing of my fav i can stare and smile at#need to draw him and slasher more inhad an idea for them earlier today….#yall ever watch donnie darko………. :3#also am i the only one as a kid that liked to lay like this on the couch so i could see the world upside down
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jojo with greys
#i bet he went grey at like 20 and thats why his hats white#so itd blend better#jotaro kujo#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba#jojo no kimyou na bouken#my art#jotaro kujo my beloved <3
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Another Otsutsuki?!
we’re messing up the timeline for this one. (I lost this crack idea but then it came back… the abyss stare back and I jumped in.)
anyways, now some kids meeting the new kid
Panel 1: There’s something wrong here.

Comic 1: Attention.


they’re both in the same boat
Comic 2: Day Off (with confusion.)



he just a little insecure,, (kakashi still told him to get it together)
back to the future now
Comic 3: What. (huh?)


Panel 2: very tiny.

#naruto#naruto fanart#kakashi hatake#obito uchiha#rin nohara#toneri otsutsuki#fanart#art#my art#sketch#drawing#digital art#creating silly posts pumps my brain#kid obito had immediately had distrust of the new kid#and couldn’t even explain why so he stood there glaring#obito looks at kakashi 20 years later after Toneri admits defeat with “I TOLD you he’s was weird“#kakashi after getting back to earth promptly puts obito in jail#ALSO when I saw Toneri for the first time his design is so neat!#I haven’t watched the movie so I read the description of the guy to have an idea of him#what I got is that Toneri is unhinged too ANYWAYS moving on#Toneri ends up noticing Kakashi white chakra and follows him with curiosity#Kakashi’s ends up choosing not to be jerk lets him stick around as long as he isn’t in the way#toneri takes a bit of insult because even if he’s missing eyes he’s definitely not weak#so showing some skills without destroying his disguise he ends up impressing kakashi#while kakashi talks with him and offering advice and asking him if he wants yo try anything else#he doesn’t know but Toneri immediately in his mind claims kakashi has his#this post could’ve absolutely gone from silly to psychological horror#like real quick haha#imagine the joke was just kakashi going through more issues 😭 the punchline is that there isn’t one
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every time ren doesn’t get paired with false in a hermit ensemble fic post 2023 an angel loses its wings and 5 mins of twaddle gets added to the next falseren vod. i am so serious. their dynamic grew and changed during/after blue river raceway because dynamics can grow and change. your ren is ooc sorry.
genuinely if you erase false you erase at least 50% of ren’s characterisation and it’s the most important 50% because it’s the 50% that gets left behind in fanon characterisation. I wouldn’t be so mad if people thoughtfully characterised ren beyond making him a dramatic gay simp husband. his love for infrastructure, his cheek, his little shit behaviour, his determination, his sincerity, his way of playing for the team, his playfulness, his casual competitiveness, his insecurity which morphs into self sacrifice, the way he loves, the way he makes exceptions only for her. “what am i going to do without you” “teach me how to people”. ren’s hermitcraft isn’t ren’s hermitcraft without false. ren is ooc without any reference to false. he weaves her in his stories. she leaves fingerprints all over him and he provides her with the paint.
#i feel INSANE shout out to the 20 falseren people. we must’ve reached 20 by now#this shit is so oversaturated in canon so why isn’t it represented in fanon#I say. with like 120 falseren platonic fics and 75 rom ones#buuuut it’s kinda bc there’s a dedicated community and the mainstream community doesn’t CARE about REN beyond boring YAOI#if you’re gonna yaoi it up at least make it interesting#bc ren//doc and tree//bark are both fascinating in their own rights. and they become boring#will always take well developed male-female relationships over the boring and ooc male-male one#im very specific about brr btw i think it’s when it started spiralling to insanity#something happened on that fuckass race#i love watching ren and tuning out every time he talks about false (surprisingly often) because i hate women. who said that#salt#negativity#hermitcraft#hermitblr#rendog#hi main tags
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