#WHY DID I WATCH THIS

[ickyrad]

🖤 black sorrow…

[burningfunobject]

I just finished episode 19 of neon genesis evangelion and I have just one thing to say

WHAT.

[apathetic-nights]

What even is Black Mirror and who tf came up with this

[maxedes]

at least we got lewis 200th podium out of this mess

[sailorsplatoon]

its also kinda weird how cat-people in anime (cause that's mainly where they are seen) are still treated like regular cats. like they have the same life-span(at least in most cases) of humans and same intelligence and yet they are treated like regular cats.

there's a video by dazombes talking about the hidden horrors of neko-para which i'll link

The Hidden Horrors of Nekopara - YouTube

Got to the content warning section of the video and I had to pause it for a moment simply to wonder what the hell I’m watching. It’s interesting, I didn’t stop, but oh my gosh this is so much weirder than I had ever expected. I don’t think weird is the right adjective, but I don’t know what word it is I’m looking for.

Also after watching several more minutes in I feel the need to pour bleach into my eyes. I reached a point where I started to wonder if I’m actually in hell. I got to the part about their ages and I wanted to throw up.

Then there was the part about Nekopara society. I don’t know how to put into words how I was feeling other than constant screaming.

And then I reached the section of the video about the protagonist’s sister. I don’t have anything to add other than the sheer pain I was feeling.

This is probably the most horrifying thing I’ve seen today. And to put that into perspective, today I finished reading Book of Bill, a cursed book about a nightmare demon that breaks the fourth wall Doki Doki Literature Club style. And this video was incomparably more fucked up than anything in that book. 

It was definitely interesting. In a horrifying sort of way.

I’m going to go cry in a corner now.

[theranilord]

The best part, IMHO of Superhero Movie is Brent Spiner. Second best is Christopher McDonald.

[marvelobsessed134]

A rant about a horrible movie I just watched I stopped midway cause I couldn’t finish it it was so bad😍

So literally like 20 minutes ago I wanted to see this movie I saw on HBO Max called Rock Of Ages. The description read that it was a story about a girl falling in love with an aspiring 80s rockstar. Literally up my alley right?

Well anyways I play the movie getting excited. Paradise City plays in the intro so I’m getting hyped. The first scene is where the main character is on a bus on her way to Los Angeles. She’s flipping through her records in her small suitcase. I think everything’s fine and dandy until she starts to sing.

Now I don’t think the actress is a bad singer but I didn’t know it was gonna be a musical. I didn’t want it to be a musical as I’m not a big fan of them. Well anyways I decide to keep going because I think that maybe it will actually be good and will only have a small amount of musical sequences. Nope. She gets out the bus and starts singing AGAIN. Then it cuts to inside this rock club where these rocker boys are dancing around (not on stage btw so another musical sequence) singing Nothin’ But A Good Time by Poison and I will admit I did jam out to it.

There’s this one character who looked like a mix of Douglas Booth’s Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee. And clearly they were trying to make him look like Nikki it was so embarrassingly obvious. Anyways I’m like “ok he’s kind of cute” then he speaks with a British accent. I have nothing against British people but it’s so random. And even if the actor is British he could’ve just faked and American accent like how every other British actor does.

So that was disappointing. Anyways the plot goes that the main character is outside the club and this rocker guy talks to her as a way to mug her. Which he gets away with. The love interest-who’s hair is way too short for a ‘rockstar’ of the 80s-takes his sweet ol time trying to help her get her suitcase but it’s too late.

He reveals he’s a bar back and wants to be a rockstar like his (fictional) idol, Stacee Jaxx (played by Tom Cruise funnily enough). Anyways she complains that all her records are gone. He manages to get her a job as a waitress at the club. It then cuts to a scene where they’re both at a record store and it’s kind of sweet how they’re bonding over records and such. Until he starts to sing. Que another musical sequence.

It then cuts to the British Nikki Sixx looking guy I mentioned earlier and the owner of the club who’s this older guy singing and dancing to a completely different song. It then cuts back to the two in the record store singing their song and so on and so forth. Then once the singing and dancing ends (by the way the main love interest picked up a guitar and doesn’t play it the whole musical scene) it cuts to the British Nikki Sixx and the club owner and they’re literally about to kiss. And of course I have no problem with gay relationships I’m literally bisexual that would be hypocritical of me. But it was just so random and weird? Like we knew nothing about these people and now they’re almost about to kiss. I don’t know.

There’s also a scene before all this about a mayor election that has nothing to do with the characters and it’s so random. Like am I supposed to care?

Anyways the almost kiss scene is when I died of cringe and turned it off. Maybe I’ll go back and watch it but I don’t know.

The movie is called Rock Of Ages btw. Came out in 2012 so I guess that might explain some things?

[koiketto]

i hate this show

[ventisweetheart]

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

[ineffablelifetoallmetatrons]

I WAS COMPLETELY FINE UNTIL THE 'TICKETY-BOO!'

NO IT IS NOT TICKETY-BOO IM LITERALLY DISINTERGRATING

Tickety-boo!

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[starsstillshine]

gen:lock’s animation in season 2 really went to shit

[heartorbit]

if we could stay connected, just like this

[sanjiafterhours]

being a sanji fan is an intense experience because it takes you like 200 episodes to finally understand why sanji's eyes turned lifeless for a flickering moment at those words

[nyaslashthreat]

shout out to when i told my dad about goncharov and he figured out it was fake because i told him "1973 martin scorsese film with robert de niro" and he said that wasn't possible because the godfather came out in 1972 and the godfather part II came out in 1974 and they wouldn't have had time to make a movie in between. a perfectly good jest, foiled by this man's weird and vast knowledge set

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK