#WHY AM I SO BAD AT TEXTING AHHHHHHHHHHH

[fionnacampbel]

the minuscule amount of rizz i have irl completely diminishes over text and i think that's gods way of nerfing me

[art-i-know-yes]

AHHHHHHHHHHH SPOILERS FOR LIMITED LIFE

got the notification during lunch. stimming uncontrollably. crying.

this is tango's view im watching. i'll be watching Tango, Jimmy, Grian, Martyn, maybe Scott, maybe BigB

TWENTY FOUR HOURS

SCOTT WAS BOOGEY AND HES QUICK WITH IT

ANOTHER BOOGEY

SKIZZ HAS ALREADY LOST 2 HOURS

BDUBS OMG

"WHERE IS THE SUSPENSE"

so what it's 2 per episode

I HAVE A TEST BUT I'LL BE BACK

SCARRRRR

I think I'm about to have like a stim attack or smth. my teeth are chittering

HE ADDED ANOTHER

IM GOING TO GO FAIL MY TEST BYE

im actively ignoring school work

ah Tango noises

ohhh scar and bdubs

love the groups so far

skizz noises

ohhh scar's pitching

ETHO in the nether

"like the we!"

JIMMY AND JOEL BAD BOIS

BREAKING THE #1 RULE

"I only killed Skizz!" "ONLY?!"

"you replaced me with a cow etho!" :0 boat boys ref!

Grian's got diamonds

"sorry rancher!" AHHHHHHH

don't be burny. plz.

Tango influencing speech

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HIM

"can we do better"

etho hiding stuff immediately

CLEO DEATH

constantly losing cows

tempting death

impulse and skizz

skizz is not ok

WOOOO

tango's got text on the screen. which makes me feel like 'this tool will come in handy later'

and two out of three statements come true

oooooo and impulse

skizz's third hour gone

"their death cry!"

everyone is so much more careless

MARTYN

you know who was better at keeping cows alive? no no im totally over it

*gets redstone* "alright i'm going to put the sugarcane down"

WHO'S BOMBED YOU

all of them against the walls immediately

"no one's allowed in" "top security"

"no I locked my door"

Big B death and Martyn boogey

ditched the cave then

the door

of course the clock

6

YEAH

"explosion?" "i didn't hear anything"

all great things to the homewreckers

IMPULSE. GIVES. HIM. THE. CLOCK. AGAIN.

*starts choking*

AN AMPHITHEATER???

you've killed all the cows

"im okay with chickens" in the most dead inside voice

you know who else had a chicken hole. IM OVER IT.

was i ever on main about how normal i am about the ranchers

why are you making a mob farm

you wanna die again skizz???

lmao let's ignore the tornado warning at my school rn

"Well he's the smart one"

"we're building YOU this season"

anyway im so normal and ok and im normal-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and I don't know if these are the correct tags . i did them as soon as the video came out so.

[hacked-by-jake]

AAAA

Happy Birthday HBJ!

I can't believe it's your birthday today!! Honestly, thank you so much for making this blog and thank you for being here! (^^)

We love you! Thank you for the love and heartwarming things that you give to us!

You deserve all the best, honestly. And no joke, you do not deserve anything bad that happened, is happening, and will happen. Whatever and whenever something bad happens, just know that you have me, your friends, and this whole family supporting you! Never give up!

Love you! >33

And and again,

Happy Birthday 🥳 💕

I'll have to send another text in where it'll be Jake sending you his own wishes! ✨😎

Bye-bye ! Have a nice day! 🥳🎉🎉

Omg! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!🥺🥺

I don’t know what to say! I feel so incredibly honored and your words make me so happy! I just don’t know why you are always so sweet to me! I really appreciate it and I am just infinitely grateful! I thank you a thousand times for your kind words and for taking the time to write all this to me.😭💚

And also thank you for your wonderful congratulations and the whole message!🥺🥰

I love you too!💜 And I can only give it back! I will support anyone who needs help and I have an open ear for all of you!🌹💕

Thanks for your support and for being here with me!! Without you a lot would be missing!🥺💚

I hope you will have a wonderful day/evening/night! Lots of love and hugs to you, dear!🌹💚💜

[lokiarsene]

and thus concludes my posts about the anime! i’l be watching the OVA tonight as well, but those will be in their own posts.

thoughts on episode 22:

-- i know the story's trying to push the idea that sae is only concerned with getting a promotion for her own personal gain, but the way i see it, she's a woman who was forced to shoulder the burden of being a mother to her younger sister, and then forced to become the family breadwinner after their father was killed. on top of that stress, she's a woman in a male-dominated field, in a sexist society, struggling to be taken seriously and prove herself. why the fuck is it a BAD THING to want a promotion and recognition for how hard you bust your ass?

i guess it’s because all that wrapped up in her willingness to do underhanded things in order to succeed--but i still think her motives are sympathetic. far more so than any of the other PT targets previously (futaba excluded).

-- i forgot about this dual wieldin kid with the 'GET SMOKED' hat and 'NOOBS' coat. he's the coolest.

-- ren being all business with mishima instead of wanting to make small talk is v e r y relatable. mishima's just too fuckin weird, man. like there's no redeeming quality there. he's just WEIRD.

-- THANK YOU FOR YOUR PASSING WORDS OF WISDOM, TINY DUAL GUN-WIELDING CHILD.

-- i'm gonna admit that i barely paid attention to about 98% of this ep because so much of it hinges on changing mishima and i just.......... don't care. i know that dude's been through some awful shit, and i'm not disregarding that at all. he's just one of the many characters failed by the writing.

thoughts on episode 23:

-- ren staring intently at goro's name on the whiteboard has an entirely heterosexual explanation, i'm sure. especially since it comes after makoto saying it'll just be dangerous to invite him.

ren, a bitch who loves danger: *sweats internally*

-- oh look, makoto pointing out how they can use akechi to their advantage (and him totally seeing through that because of course he’d expect people to only be interested in him for their own game--and for the PT to attempt some kind of tricker). i don't see enough people really bringing that up, especially when it comes to akechi's feelings about the PT and akechi's feelings about ren.

-- AKECHI WELCOMES HIM HOME, AHHHHHHHHHHH

-- AND THEY'RE PLAYING CHESS AGAIN

-- AND AKECHI TELLS HIM NOT TO THINK TOO HARD ABOUT HIS NEXT MOVE

-- A H HHHHHHHHHH

-- akechi talkin' shit about shido's understanding of the PT is.... Good.

like i know why he's doing it lmao but it's still nice to hear. one of the things i love about akechi is that he speaks the truth yet it’s not said honestly. Shido DOES misunderstand the motives and goals of the PT. This is true. But Akechi saying it isn’t just support of the PT, it’s to clearly attempt to win Ren over and throw doubt on his suspicions.

Akechi is a character who says honest things for dishonest reasons--and that’s so fucking cool.

-- i genuinely do believe that akechi wants to believe his actions and goals are the same as the PT--because he needs to believe that.

-- ren saying he's going to rip off the 'ghost's mask and ryuji just slAPPING HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD was fucking hysterical

-- "it's a habit. 8I"

-- ren locking up when goro looks at him is...... also a thing

-- "he's cunning." ok i never even considered that--akechi just eats the spiciest takoyaki so he can get the fuck outta there after makin' eyes at ren is the kinda disaster gay behavior i fully understand.

-- akechi slowly and wordlessly gesturing for makoto to continue with her interruption is also very good.

-- GODDAMMIT I LOVE AKECHI SO FUCKING MUCHC

-- gotta love how akechi calls the PT out for using him for info right after ryuji complains that they're being blackmailed~ they're both just using each other~~~ the only sincere interactions goro has is with ren~~~~~~ and even that is coated in his aforementioned ‘honest things said dishonestly’ habit~~~~~~~~`

-- goro looks. right. at. ren. when he asks. if they'll help.

thoughts on episode 24:

-- akechi's distress at being complimented by a girl is duly noted.

-- i forgot how fucking cool sae's shadow looks

-- yknow, i never really thought about the challenge it'd require akechi to maintain his robin hood-rebel form throughout sae's palace. it's very telling that loki only comes out when akechi is pushed to his absolute limit, when he can no longer hold onto himself.

-- goro and ren playing chess in leblanc's afterhours!! is so!! vjdkaljgdsklafuewaiojfsdka

-- "they say bloods thicker than water, right?" THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT SAYING MEANS

-- oh my god akechi and ren privately text each other late at night asking and offeRING HELP TO EACH OTHER AHHHHHHHH

-- ;-; akechi agreeing to help ren's plan to save futaba fjdskafjdslkfdskl by saying he knows exactly how she feels?? im????? he's protecting her???????????? of course he would--he totally understands what she’s going through.

-- AKECHI JUST MAKING A DRAMATIC ENTRANCE TO POINT OUT TO FUTABA'S UNCLE HOW SHE'S A WORTHLESS SHIT AND BRINGS LITERAL RECEIPTS TO PROVE IT FJSAKFJSDKLFDSKL

-- SOJIRO TEARING UP WHEN FUTABA CALLS HIM DAD ;-;

AND HEARING REN SAY THAT HE HASN'T SUFFERED AT ALL SINCE MOVING HERE jfkdsajflkds

-- i will never ever ever get over these little scenes of akechi and ren playing chess together. HOW CAN A GAME OF CHESS HAVE THIS MUCH TENSION IN IT jfkdlskfsld

THE KING PIECE IS A MARK OF REN'S PROMISE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thoughts on episode 25:

-- "if the accused is prosecuted, they have very little chance of winning" yeah i know, ace attorney taught me that--and it taught me you can use a parrot to get a not guilty verdict.

-- dear lord they really ran outta money and bumrushed the fuck out of these last few eps, didn't they? it's not quite 'evangelion eps 25 and 26' but MAN it's...... close.

-- nice of akechi to catch ryuji after he gets fried like that

-- TAE PUT A LITTLE DRAWING OF A GUINEA PIG ON THE ENERGY DRINKS HE MADE FOR REN FJDSAKFJDSKL

-- makoto :c

-- hey so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how are the cops able to get inside sae's palace?

-- it deserves repeating how fucking cool makoto's persona is because johanna is reALLY FUCKIN COOL

-- ren and akechi just chillin on the side, casually shooting at sae lmao there was just no sense of dramatic tension there at all, i love it

-- oh my god the budget is just gone

-- HOW THE FUCK DID THE COPS GET IN HERE

thoughts on episode 26:

-- i really like the intro on this episode. it's a pity it's the LAST FUCKING EPISODE. why go through the trouble of making this new intro if you're only going to use it once?

-- "dark sun / wherever you shine, eyes turn away / dark sun / what choice have i? to live another day / live another day / live one more day" that's........ bleak. and now i'm just thinking of the song 'black hole sun.'

-- HI ARSENE

-- god there was just too much pointless twists and plot contrivances in this. i completely forgot that joker needing to ~remember his bonds~ was even a thing. it's like this story was written solely with the twists in mind, and not the actual content of the story and how it'd flow and be paced.

-- akechi's actually upset about the cops being there? he even says to himself "this isn't the justice i wanted." he's actually fucking MAD about it! "not yet. i won't let it end here." even if you want to argue that the first part of what he said was a performance, makoto has already left when he gets mad! he has no one to perform for anymore! fjadlfjskld

i suppose you can say he’s mad because he wants to end all of this himself--but that only makes me love him more. NOBODY GETS TO KILL REN BUT HIM.

-- HOW DID THE COPS GET INTO THE FUCKING PALACE

-- how convenient of taro to just dump his backstory on this guy for the audience's sake. too bad it means nothing and goes nowhere.

-- goro says ren's first name ;-;

-- YEAH, GORO, HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET IN

LMAO AM I STUPID? I FEEL SO STUPID THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND

-- "I'm sure [the Black Mask] is just a pawn to the true mastermind." AND HE'S FUCKING RIGHT. THERE IS NOT A SINGLE LIE IN THAT SENTENCE.

-- "I'LL BE THE ONE TO SAVE REN." yes, save him with a bullet to the face. i love you, akechi.

-- "REN AND I MADE A DEAL."

-- "I PROMISE I CAN DO THIS." oh my god.

-- AND AKECHI'S WORDS FROM EARLIER, "I WON'T LET IT END HERE," ARE FRAMED ENTIRELY IN BLACK AND WHITE. A HH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-- this twist is so convoluted and i honestly just. don't. get it. i didn't get it when it first happened, i didn't get it when the game explained it to me. i didn't get it when i could REPEATEDLY ASK FUTABA ABOUT IT AFTER.

-- "nobody would ever know if things get a little violent." akechi pls

-- "is that what you thought i'd say?" I FUCKING LOVE YOU AKECHI

-- have i mentioned how much i fucking love that this episode just ends with akechi SHOOTING JOKER IN THE HEAD lmao because i fucking love it

-- like THEY STRAIGHT UP ENDED THE ANIME LIKE THAT

THEY FUCKIN DID THAT LMFAFIDJLSKAFDSLK

-- AND THEN THAT BIT OF HIM GRINNING AT THE END: "YEAH, RIGHT."

god. the only other villain i love that’s even remotely close to akechi is kylo ren, y’all. gimme all that villain/hero or villain/heroine romance. gimme.

[sunflowerforhaechan-recs]

This is STRONG. SO, SO STRONG that I'm shivering.

Veins, rings, his toned abdomen… we're off to a fiery start and I'm worried.. for my weak heart. Idk if I can take this 😩

“And sorry grandma,” he added, looking up and straightening the frame with one hand.

Hdhsjsk nice one lol.. a lil break to calm myself down

…he made a turn towards the kitchen and you let out a little giggle.

I love it when there are a few giggles mixed in during makeouts haha it just shows that you like it and that you're comfortable (or you're just drunk lol), but I love this detail.

“It’s a secret pathway from when I was a kid,”

Sharing secret pathways is so soft 😩

Your senses were all heightened…. suddenly you couldn’t feel his chest anymore and grabbed his hair instead.

Messy makeouts- 🥰

“Then do it on purpose next time.”

OMG 😳

The whole breast play.. I'm losing my mind!!

And when he leaned back a bit on his elbows his muscles twitched and you just had to plant wet kisses on his abdomen or you would have gone insane. Going down, following his navel veins that directed you to the place making Jeno groan like that. Incredibly hard, you palmed his cock through his dark jeans and he cupped the back of your head.

Sam, stop making me horny challenge - failed.

If you fantasized about your throat fucked by Jeno Lee, the wet sounds broken by his moans and hums, his hands falling down to catch your breasts and pull you upwards on the bed, rolling you over until you smelled his scent on the bed covers, you wanted to keep it a secret.

AHHHHHHHHHHH

"Hm, you like my cock like this, don't you?" his voice was like a buzz inside your lungs as deep as the bass at the party downstairs. "Bet you can't wait for me to make you cum," he whispered, leaning down until touching your ear. "You want it so bad, don't you?"

YES 😭😭

He came messily all over your face with the most sinful sounds and when he slid back across your body, his seed fell on your chest as well.

The images that this and the many other detailed descriptions in here have left on my brain… 😵×_×

...wandering through Hypno's reign.

I love this!

…mind running at a speed your professors wanted it to run during class.

Lol

Quick images of what you remembered, danced in your brain - but there were no visual memories: it only involved your other senses and it drove you crazy.

Omg that's way hotter hkskjl

You worried too much: Jeno Lee had no idea you fucked and if he saw your face he wouldn’t even know your name.

"Y/N."

Oops haha

Jeno was smiling, one hand to support his bag, the other comfortably resting in his jeans pocket.

domestic Jeno!!!!

"Wait," he breathed out, one step to the side to block your way. "I just- can I give you my number?"

Why am I enjoying them being awkward tskhj

Your mind went to the feeling of those rings on the softness of your ass as he spanked you and you felt your breath shorten.

Y/n- I feel you.

He was a stranger.

That fucked you from behind so well you could still feel it.

Okay, a stranger that’s good in bed.

Okay, a stranger you might have stalked on social media before.

Alright, a stranger that you had a mild crush on since the college year started.

This whole discourse 😅😂

Hello

Too formal

Hi

Way too formal

Hey

You sighed frustrated, slamming the phone on the covers and deciding you’d rather stare at the ceiling.

This too lol

Your sloppy glock glock skills?

Sam!! sbsjskh

A single “h” has been sent to Jeno and his text was right below it, another “h” and a smiley face as if he knew who you were already.

Omg 😂

“Yes. I still have your dress.”

“And panties.”

OMG.. but with a 😳😵 this time

Jeno was leaning on the wall, one hand in your hair and the other on your waist. Yours were pressed on his chest. You inhaled shakily at the sight of your mouths connected as if hungry, his jawline on display in the darkness.

😵😵😵😵

“Delete it.”

“And you hated it?”

I felt a pang in my heart omg that must've hurt

There were no texts in the morning.

Ahh 💔💔

“I guess I can’t avoid you,” Jeno spoke softly and you noticed a neutral smile on his face.

a neutral smile 😩

“Listen, Y/N-”

“Jeno,” you warned him, your eyes finally meeting. It was an intense look but he had to understand your intentions. You would not get mixed with people like him only because you hooked up while drunk one night.

“Okay,” he whispered.

NOOOOOOOOO omg why 🥺

The game was coined by the trickster of the group, Lee Haechan himself, and consisted of a handmade stack of cards with very inappropriate prompts: a "truth or dare" game on steroids.

Ah yes, here comes Lee Haechan, the matchmaker :) (love that though haha)

“Whoever makes the other kiss them, wins.”

JDJSJAAAAAA

“You know I will win,”

“Yeah, because I personally can’t resist you,” he spoke so frankly and so close to your lips…

Ooof 😩

…he leaned down quickly to kiss your neck, you definitely whined.

“They said to not kiss on the lips,” Jeno’s voice vibrated on your skin as an explanation.

Nice move 😳

“This is- just alcohol talking now. I am not-” you tried to formulate but Jeno’s palms sliding around to squeeze your breasts made it too difficult.

Lee Jeno!!!! (Sam!!!!)

If you didn’t go out in 7 minutes, they’d come in to check on you and the thought of finding you sitting on Jeno’s thighs as he nibbled at your neck was - well - so fucking hot.

SO SO HOT (voyeurism kink confirmed)

“That’s right. Can I make you cum in a few minutes? Or do you want them to see how needy you are, grinding like this on my leg?”

*passing away*

Yes, but you really wanted to know more. The way he’d laugh at your jokes, the way he’d take you out on a date, the way he’d look like holding your hand.

This got me thinking.. part 2?! 👀👀

“When I’m like this in front of you, I’m full of you. I can’t move and I can’t do anything,”

"And I can't breathe," he whispered on your lips. "I feel completely bare in front of you and I can't breathe."

This- 😳🥰🥰

And it was so scary that you’d rather deprive yourself of everything. Like a coward.

😔🙌

He was moaning and swearing, his voice a low buzz inside your earphones as it cut out the music you were listening to fall asleep, the wet sounds of his cock fucking his fist in the background making your whole body heat up.

“Hmm, I hope your knuckles are buried deep inside of you by now,” his raspy and breathy laugh made you exhale shakily. And they were.

No no no nooo noooo 🥵🥵

“Y/N, I swear, I think I’m falling-” he tried to say but he cut off the recording instead with a deep breath.

OMG is it what I think it is? 😭😭

“Renjun! My date is about to come and you said you’ll be here by now!” you yelled softly into the phone. From your tone, Jeno could tell you were giddy and perhaps even excited.

Oh no 🙊

What would have he said anyway? - “Yes, I do fuck but it’s not like that with you Y/N, I swear. This is something more.” - To you? In front of everyone? Just for you to laugh at him?

Ahhh 🥺

“Yes, doll. I’ll be there in a second to help you change,” Jeno said into the phone and threw it back to Renjun who barely caught it.

This is trouble 🙈

“He’s wearing cargo shorts and boat shoes,” he added as if that phrase could sum up everything.

Lmao this-

“But I am jealous.”

“I can’t talk about it right now.”

“You never do.”

“And the things we said to each other in that damn closet?” his voice almost broke and you had to see his face again.

I LOVE THIS!

Jeno’s eyes tightened and his voice lowered. “You think she’s some object? First come first serve basis? I think you need a lesson on how to treat women and my fists are great professors.”

😌♥️

You sighed deeply and opened the front door. Your shoes flew to the side and Jeno didn’t think twice to enter as well. He tripped a bit to the side as he tried to get rid of his own and it looked so funny mixed with his angry face that you had to stop yourself from laughing hysterically. Or cry.

Haha idk why, but this sounds like Jeno 😅

“I just like to draw a line when it starts to get too real.”

“I want to walk it,” he lowered his voice. “Respectfully.”

You took a step back as he took one forward and your back hit the stone wall of the hallway.

“Is going on random dates the way you draw lines?” he asked again.

"Is sending texts then deleting them your way of walking the line?”

High quality angst 😌

He was making you feel so high. You wanted to melt in his arms.

That's me.. reading this fic tbh. So high, and wanting to melt..

The city looked incredible from the spot Jeno chose. Sat on the warm hood of his car, between his thighs, you had to inhale and exhale multiple times for your brain to understand it was reality.

Jeno smiled and placed his chin on your shoulder. You took a few more and opened the gallery to view them.

I'm soft now 😭😭

“Why? You’ve never fucked in a car?”

“Of course I did. Not great.”

“Not with me though.”

Hshsjskdksmjkl

Oof I'm done! Finally haha but I want more 👀 Sam 👉🏼👈🏼 How about a part 2? 👀

But honestly- I- Uh ok ok haha let me calm down..

I can't really thank you enough for writing this for me 😭😭 I LOVE YOU 😭😭 I LOVE THIS!! SO MUCH!! IT'S PERFECT!! IT'S ALL I HAVE IMAGINED AND EVEN MORE!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

two photos, two kisses

jeno x fem reader

genre: smut, angst, fluff, college au, romantic comedy

warnings: +18, explicit sexual content [oral both, facial, protected, solo both, thigh riding, dirty talk, spanking, choking, bit rough, light orgasm denial, titty sexy times lol, light swallowing?], alcohol consumption

other characters mentioned: renjun, haechan, jaemin

words: 9.5k

concept: a few too many shots gets you waking up in the party’s host bed - jeno lee. not only you slept in his room, but also his arms. and the fact that you’re both naked and you still have his lips’ taste lingering on your tongue doesn’t help the situation at all.

for my sweet @sunflowerforhaechan​ hehe

__________

It was the ring on his pinky finger. 

Or maybe his entire veiny hand wrapped around that bottle. 

Perhaps his toned skin peeking above the abdomen as he’d raise his arms in the air to the music. 

Probably the alcohol running through your veins. 

But Jeno Lee looked hot as fuck that night.

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[abluelightinthedark]

I’m in so deep I made a playlist of songs like full out gay love songs like literally Hang out With You by Mary Lambert is in there I’m dying and I can’t tell her because of the whole shy situation and the whole what if she just wants to be friends and I’m reading too much into nothing thing ahhhhhhhhhhH what would you do what does eye contact mean why am I so bad at this stuff -🍄

OH MY GOD YOU’RE SO ADORABLE???? I’m crying wow okay, you’re such a cutie. And eye contact definitely means that she likes you and prolly wants ur attention and also feels comfortable around you! Cause i have issues lookin ppl in the eyes when i feel uncomfortable around them. So i bet she likes you!!!! And idkkk maybe you could try and text her, start a bit of conversation? That would be a good first step 💕🌈💕

[kcrabb88]

@pilferingapples replied to your text post: 48 IS SO MUCH. IT'S SO BAD. I had no real idea of what was coming when I read the bio so it was like HAHA Wacky Romantic Hijinks, Oh Victor and then SUDDENLY WAR CRIMES, TADA!!! and I'm really still not over it. @__@

I KNOW I am just like ahhhhhhhhhhh. And it’s like even at the time part of him didn’t want to do it BUT THEN HE DID STILL and then yet a year later he is like oh no oh no oh no and totally takes the other side and I’m like why did you do it VH. WHY. I am just like. Yeah.