#WHERE IS HIS OSCAR

[ozymandiasdirge]

really wish i could stop feeling compelled to say " *wheeze* you must bounce on it crazy style" in the nosferatu voice out loud to myself while alone in my living room.

[thenwhatthefukcisthis]

watching venom 2 and I feel like an emotional support amoeba inside me would fix all of my problems too. “im sorry i cant mend a broken heart, but ill take that cause we are hurting” ONHMYGOD

[donghyuckkies]

haechan starring in stranger seven

[rad-roche]

oh god please no

[oflights]

i think miyazaki fake retires every time not as a gimmick but to make sure joe hisaishi goes flat out balls to the wall this is my last shot and i will eat and leave no crumbs. and you know what? he always does, every time

[potato-lord-but-not]

pspspspspsp more human yellow- he’s so angry all the time

[ineffable-suffering]

michael really put his whole sheenussy into delivering the "you're being ✨silly✨" line in the most tooth-rottingly gay, fruitylicious, slay-serve-cunty way possible

[f1-chaos]

Oscar during the McLaren Christmas party

[contact-guy]

Noble Bachelor doodles I HAVE A THEORY and I have to make it funny or else I will cry

(this is a part of the Watson's Sketchbook series)

[hwatermelon]

fallen angel. [x]

[sitizelter]

whenever he came into the screen so did i.

[saamaton]

okay cinderella

[sunsetandthemoon]

"Sand. I'm sorry. Can you please forgive me? I was stupid. But I want you to understand me. I was mad at you because I cared so much about you. You can be angry or hate me all you want. I know now that you want nothing from me. On this Earth, there's no one who's more caring or loving than you. Though I've been nothing but an asshole to you, you are always there for me. Sand, please understand me. Being with me requires some patience. But if you don't want to put up with me anymore, that's alright. I get you. No one can put up with me."

Only Friends (2023)

[inchidentally]

sometimes we see Oscar having do socmed alone and it's just so not his thing and he literally just… made guacamole while people watched

but then Lando's around !! and Oscah gets the chance to show off (in a way) athletically and he's a fucking peacock - I'm sure not at ALL affected by Lando spending time with gregarious Pato and Franco :))

and like !! Lando fully happily taking the supportive gf role with crying out 'Oscah!' and 'you've got this' and 'you've got more of the float than I did' 'he'd got the tekkers now' and immediately turning for Oscar's smile when he finally lands one

but the indulgent, familiar "where's this imaginary line then?" bc Lando ALWAYS makes the rules and Oscar ALWAYS acts long-suffering and it's just their little thing ok and it makes them smile into each other's soft faces !!

and ofc 'Oscah absolutely dom-in-at-ed' while Lando sticks his tits out and Oscar literally puffed up with pride and wearing the rings in celebration bc Lando knows you've gotta let alphas have their egos stroked (wink wink)

meanwhile Oscar's groaning and angrily slamming at the cacti and reacting with more intensity than any race in his life and getting all yappy and sassy

LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE PATHETIC LITERAL THIS ONE'S FOR U BABE IMMEDIATE FAILURE

and fucking kill me over how Lando immediately latches onto the joke and does that little expectant head lift and then they synchronize throwing their heads back to laugh fuck OFF

[mecachrome]

Best of Oscar on The Fast and The Curious

[potato-lord-but-not]

read United yesterday and it hasn’t left my brain since. It’s just full of these idiots and their pisspoor communication and excruciating pining for each other what’s not to love