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[thatonegrimm]

Hello! Can I plz request Saja Boys (separate) react to their girlfriend posting a thirst trap on TikTok of her doing the Teach Me How To Scream TikTok challenge.

Yes, this is great 😭 To be honest, I didn’t even know what that challenge was before this— and I found so many Roblox videos to go through LMAO.

🌙 Saja Boys React to You Posting a Thirst Trap

(Teach Me How to Scream challenge + their girlfriend’s duet to their reaction)

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🧿 Jinu

He sees it by accident.

You didn’t send it. Didn’t mention it. Just posted it—looking far too good and moving way too confidently for his nervous system to handle.

You’re dancing—on beat, lit just right, in a top he’s sure you wore on purpose. And worse? You look right into the camera.

He freezes.

Hard crash. No recovery. Derpy could be on fire and he wouldn’t notice.

Later, you pass him on the couch. He’s sitting there stiffly, hands folded like he’s waiting to be questioned by divine judgment.

“Something wrong?” you ask.

He doesn’t look up. “You looked… incredible. Also I think my soul left my body.”

A few hours later, you check on him again… and he’s still short-circuiting.

You can’t help it. You pull out your phone, open TikTok, and start recording. The thirst trap plays on the left. Jinu, flushed and flustered and blinking too fast on the right.

Caption:

jinu.exe has stopped responding 🫠 #teachmehowtoscream #boyfriendreaction #hecalleditillegal

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💪 Abby

He watches it once.

Then again. Then again, slowly sinking lower into the couch with each replay.

You’re dancing. Confident. Gorgeous. Unapologetic. And the wink at the end? It finishes him.

He's not mad. Just stunned.

He walks into the kitchen, dead serious: “Do you want me to fight someone or start a fan club?”

You laugh so hard you drop your phone.

Later that night, you catch him watching it again and whispering “oh no” under his breath.

You hit record immediately. On the left: you, thriving in your thirst trap. On the right: Abby, visibly combusting in real time.

Caption:

he said “do you want me to fight someone or start a fan club” 😭 #teachmehowtoscream #softjealous #protectivebf

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📚 Mystery

He sees it immediately.

Says nothing.

You only know he’s seen it because twenty minutes later your comment section mysteriously disappears. Likes are locked. Shares restricted. Only one name is left in the repost list: his.

You find him in the hallway. “You wiped my comments.”

He shrugs. “They were… clutter.”

You raise an eyebrow. “Did you even like the video?”

“I saved it,” he says, completely flat.

You try to tease him. He blinks once like it’s not worth the argument.

So you do the only thing that makes sense: film a duet. On the left, your thirst trap. On the right, Mystery—cold stare, no comment, and maximum intimidation energy.

Caption:

he said “blocked for breathing too loud” 😮‍💨 #teachmehowtoscream #possessivemenace #mysterymenace

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💋 Romance

“Ohhh, that’s what you were filming last night.”

He’s watching it with his whole chest. Smiling. Replaying it. Screenshotting it.

“Babe. You’re breaking the internet.”

You raise a brow. “Jealous?”

He laughs. “No. Inspired.”

Then he posts a duet himself—just him clapping shirtless and mouthing “mine” to the camera.

You stare. “You didn’t even ask!”

He shrugs. “You posted a public thirst trap. I responded publicly.”

You open TikTok. Stare at the duet. Slowly lift your phone.

Your own duet drops thirty minutes later: your thirst trap on the left, his over-the-top smirk and slow clap on the right. Your face in the bottom corner? Completely unimpressed.

Caption:

ratio’d. #teachmehowtoscream #overconfidentbf #yesyoureprettytoo

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🔥 Baby

You post the video. Then you hear nothing.

But when you walk into your room later, he’s sitting on your bed, hoodie up, phone in hand. Vibes: betrayed. Haunted. Mildly homicidal.

“You didn’t warn me,” he says.

You grin. “I didn’t think I needed to.”

He stands up. Hands you your phone.

“Delete it.”

“You’re not even tagged.”

“I should be. If you’re gonna look like that, people should know who you scream for.”

Naturally, you do the most reasonable thing: film a follow-up—with him in frame.

Your duet drops later that night: thirst trap on one side, you now wearing his hoodie, sipping your drink while Baby glares in the background like your personal hellhound.

Caption:

scream for who?? 🤭 #teachmehowtoscream #hoodietransfer #possessivebfcheck

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M-List

[heartsoftruth]

[mileapo]

“AUTHENTIC MILE”

[shouldntbearevolution]

Omar on instagram

[scrumptiousstuffs]

May, my fierce and intelligent lawyer - in what universe is it good to continue lying to your gf about:

1) Being the lawyer for the awful toad man that let to a friend of said gf being disabled for life and friend’s mom to kill herself

2) How awful your father is beyond just being homophobic when he in fact blackmailed his own daughter to present toadman in court

3) That you knew Ai is not Oom

4) Not professing you are gradually gaining back your eyesights

5) How you lose your eyesights to begin with and that it’s the gf friend who let to the accident…

6) And now the casual comment of May to Dr Ton - am I to understand the accident for Ai and Oom’s parents may be related to May’s parents? (Cause she was too young to be involved in that herself…)

I can already see this backfiring on May….

[acrimoniosayours]

im sorry im nervous because you're too hot

[hiding-in-the-vault]

"Trying to get Bad into my nonsense" Yeah, Vault, um, what does this mean.

Oh lol that is a typo and the consequences of scheduling that reblog late at night 🫠

Back. Trying to get back into my nonsense

[frogwen]

we should be more open and talk about how hard it is to get rid of clothes in the "wrong size" when youre someone whose weight fluctuates 🥲

[yunogf]

i have so much work to catch up on but i am unable to get myself to actually do any of it

[twilightsagawebcomic]

this is why I almost exclusively read first-person fiction. unreliability of narration is what I live for.

e.g., Twilight v. Midnight Sun. 😮‍💨

Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

[gilliebee]

whomst else is gonna be bold enough to constantly use the word 'penetrates' in situations where it is absolutely not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate'?????

[heartsoftruth]

[narcissaea]

HOW ARE WE FEELING BONES ON EPHEMERAL GAZE ENCORE SETLIST https://x.com/saraot5/status/1908441422740464100?s=46&t=YhKwXe8G4yxbkfEhMh9Hjw

[skinreflectsthesun]

Taking my brother out for brunch today 😊

[hziyechdaily]

[kidovna]

heartbreak