#WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKK

[maybege]

you know I’m the first to write and read a good age gap romance (see literally all of my boba fics) but the fact that an actually published age gap romance was advertised to me features A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD WITH A THIRTY ONE YEAR OLD just has me losing faith in the entire publishing industry

[babyaid]

We are 15 hours away from April and the humidity is already leaving me on my ass

[spaciebabie]

Hi Spacie imagine with me if you will-

You're a newer employee at the Fazbear's Fright attraction. Working overnight shifts you're tasked with taking care of the animatronics. Specifically one none of your other coworkers want to go near. Springtrap. Unlike the other employees, you take great care of this worn down rabbit. It's an antique after all! It's amazing they were even able to recover it this well. You marvel at it every time you check in. Despite the smell and decrepit look you just can't help but love the tattered rabbit

He watches you, notices the great effort you put in to care for him. It's obvious you don't know of his past or his crimes. You don't even know he's alive (somewhat). You fascinate him. You make him feel special, wanted. Something he hasn't felt in a long time. He comes to admire you, doing little things behind your back as appreciation

You lose your keys? You find them in the palm of the unmoving animatronic. A coworker says something hurtful? They won't be coming back any time soon. One night, after a particularly bad day you walk into the room they keep him. You break down crying. It was horrible. Springtrap watches you as you sob silently. You just needed a break. He debates in his head on what to do. Should he risk it and comfort his favorite caretaker? Or should he just leave you in ignorance and protect himself.

When you feel a hand ghost your shoulder you jump, startled. As you turn your heart leaps to your throat. Springtrap stares into your eyes silently. A gruff, low voice whispers to you. Telling you it's alright. His paw gently wiping your tear away as he wraps you in a hug.

And I don't know how to end this so that's all you're getting bye

hey. why would you.

[phagodyke]

nvm i fell off my bike lmaoooo

[jias-obs]

dear god arthur morgan and sadie addler... dear GOD

[actuallysaiyan]

warnings: male masturbation, pillow humping, swearing, kissing @cogentsummoner pspspspspsps

He knows he shouldn't be doing this. You could come home any minute and he'd be caught doing it. It all started with just you asking him to run to your apartment to grab something. You were going to be home soon, but he had asked to borrow something. What was it? Oh he doesn't remember now.

Not when Toshinori walked into your room and he found your comfy bed. It looked so cozy. He managed to get on the bed at first. He's been pining for you for so long, and now is his chance to maybe get to know you in a more intimate way. The smell of your floral perfume on the pillows and sheets had him growing hard so fast.

Then his mind went blank and all he could think about was to take you on this bed. He grabs one of the pillows, placing it between his thighs. He moans pathetically as he begins to rut against it. Precum begins to dribble from his cock, staining the front of his underwear. There's just no more logic anymore. It's all just thoughts of you under him and panting his name and just holding him as he pistons in and out of your tight little pussy.

"Fuuuuuckkk..." Toshinori whines as he continues to hump your pillow.

You tried to call him a few times, but you never got an answer. You wonder if maybe he just grabbed the movie you lent him and dipped. It wouldn't surprise you, considering he's this kind of guy. He's busy and wants to enjoy his free time as best as he can. You unlock your apartment door and go inside, noticing the sounds coming from your room. You pause as you wonder if maybe he found something in your bedroom.

The scene you happen upon startles you. Toshinori is on your bed, humping your pillow. His eyes are closed, his lips are parted and there's a bit of drool dripping down his chin. What's even more is that he's moaning your name. You gasp softly, causing him to look up at you. It's in this instant that he comes undone, grunting as he paints the inside of his boxers with his thick seed.

"Oh gosh," he says in a shameful tone. "I...I never meant to...I just..." There are now tears in his eyes as his cheeks burn.

You crawl onto the bed and capture his lips in a hungry kiss. You're trying to reassure him.

"Don't be sorry. That was the hottest thing I've ever seen."

[ingydar-phan]

Why did i like. Forget they ACTUALLY live together. It’s not some made up thing we put in fanfiction. They ACTUALLY live together WHAT THE FUCK like they ACTUALLY share a home. This was triggered by the “WE have a nonfunctional coffee table” FUUUUUCKKK

[axcel-lucci]

I was cooking (literally) 🤭

Trafalgar Law x fem!reader.

(Angst?)

@the-fluff-piece @sailor-cosmic-horror (idk what blog to tag 😭)

Part 1 is here

"Fuuuuuckkk" (y/n) groaned as Bepo tilted his head slightly.

"What's wrong, (y/n)...?" He asked cutely

"Ah... it's nothing... but fuck- my side hurts..." she laid back down with a grunt, "everything hurts..."

"A-ah?! I should call captain!"

"No-!" She yelled back, "I mean... no... it's not that kind of pain... well I mean it is kinda painful physically, but... not the pain I'm complaining about..." she sighed deeply.

Bepo merely hummed and sat beside her, "when you told captain how you felt and passed out... he panicked. I don't think I've ever seen him so panicked and stressed like that before." He admitted, "and when I asked him why he was like that, there was no clear answer... like he changes his story every time I ask a question. And once you were better he just... stormed out. It's weird... he'd usually check on his patient's condition before leaving..."

"O-oh..." she mumbled.

'I messed up this time... Huh? Do I talk to him? He might be mad or weirded out because of my confession... if only I didn't tell him all those things! I thought I was gonna die! Goddamit!!' She thought before frowning.

"Uh... you need to rest, okay? I'll check on captain first, then I'll come back to you..." Bepo said as he left

She just sighed deeply, "I need to make this right. If I just kept it a secret to the grave... to be fair, he would never let his crew die on him... no one really died in his hands, unless for enemies." She muttered.

A few hours later, she didn't realize she had drifted off to sleep. Only to be woken up by a warm hand softly clearing the hair away from her face.

Her eyes slowly opened before groaning, "again with the fucking light."

A deep chuckle echoed beside her, one that was highly recognizable by the human ears.

"C-captain?!" She gasped as she looked at him standing over her.

"How are you feeling? Sorry I stormed out like that... I just had to deal with some affairs of the sub. It was kinda damaged from the battle. Though I had Bepo check your vitals. I guess he forgot to do that..." he explains as he adjusts the tube that gives her some IV.

"A-ah..." she sighed before humming, "hey... captain. Can I ask you something?"

"Hm? Sure" he muttered as he scribbled down the clipboard.

She stayed quiet for a few moments, thinking of what to say; "remember what I said...? Before blacking out...?"

Law paused for a bit before sighing and nodded, "yeah... I... I do..." he muttered before placing down the clipboard and pen, "how... how long?"

"What...?"

"For how long have you felt this...?"

Her throat starts to dry and close up as she looked away, "quite a while now..."

"I need the exact date."

She took a deep breath, "I think... a year and a half... I'm not too sure though."

"So... you kept this to yourself... for a year a half...? Why didn't you tell me sooner?" He muttered, he was hurt. Obviously. He knows why, but doesn't want to admit it.

She sighed deeply once more, "because I know you wouldn't feel the same about me..."

Law snapped his head to look at her in such a shocked manner. His wide eyes and a slight frown.

She didn't see it but it was fairly obvious.

"What do you mean...?"

"Cut me some slack, captain. The crew knows your stance on relationships... you just don't do them." (Y/n) muttered, her words getting choked on her throat, making it hard to speak. Her vision blurring with tears.

Law could only look at her with clear confusion and shock, "look... don't trust everything the crew says. Most of it is just rumour anyways." He grumbled a bit before holding her hand, "look. I didn't mean to make it seem like that, but in reality... I... I like you too... I just... didn't know you felt the same..."

She finally looked at him with tear filled eyes before sniffling, "really...?"

"Yes, really" he smiled softly before bringing her hand up for him to kiss, "when you get better, I'll take you out... what do you say?"

"Oh captain..."

"Law... just call me by my name now"

"Law... yes... please"

[kisschriss]

♨︎-𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓃𝒾𝑜𝓁𝑜 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘱…..

contains: smut, sex, fingering, sucking him off, hair pulling, chocking, and that’s all😭 if you don’t fw any of these DONT READ😊 18+

You and Chris have been dating for 4 years and you see photos of his lap and just want to sit on it. you go to his room and ask “Chris can I sit on your lap?” You ask in a sweet tone “of course baby. C’mere.” You walk over and sit on his lap. You can feel his hardness and ask “is your boner cause of me? you ask. “Maybe.” Chris says, his voice low and deep. “Want me to help with that?” You ask smirking, “w-what do you mean..?” Chris says nervously. “I mean, I can suck you off to get rid of your boner.”

You say smiling “you sure you want to?.. there’s no going back after this…” Chris says, “I’m so so so so so sure.” You say smirking. He gets up and takes his sweatpants and boxers off, his dick springing free. “your so big…..” you say. You line your lips up with

the head of his cock, and you start bobbing your head. “O-oh f-fuck..” Chris moans. He pulls you hair, pulling you closer to swallow more of him. “S-shit babygirl…. F-fuck takin me s’well…” he moans, pulling your hair, tighter and tighter. The knot in his

stomach snaps, shooting cum down your Throat. you pull back “Chris.. I need you inside me…” you say breathlessly. “alright ma. Anything f’you.” He says his voice low. You strip your clothes leaving him to see your bare body “fuck. Your so hot..”

without waiting he pushes her on to the bed and starts fucking her senselessly. “O-oh fuck fuck Chris…” he puts his hand to your neck, squeezing it but not enough to hurt you. “c-Chris.. f-fuck m’gonna cum…” with that Chris started to fuck you

harder. “ssshitttt y/n……” with that he cummed deep inside you. “S-shit Chris.. f-fuuuuuckkk” then yours and his juices mixed together, Chris collapsing onto you. “Shit y/n that was amazing..” Chris captured your lips in a slow sloppy kiss.

THANKS FOR READING TEEHEE!!

[trekfacility]

just watched star trek ds9 "hard time" where o'brien was punished on some random ass alien planet by experiencing 20 years in prison holy shit what the fuuuuuckkk!!!!! the darkest episode of all star trek???!!

[dieno-tsuki]

I JUST SAW SAE ART OF THE XMAS WRAPPING TREND ON INSTA

wHERES WHAT WEREWOLF RIPPING HIS SHIRT PIC

[johnlockissess]

i had totally forgotten about janine saying “i wish you weren’t… whatever it is you are” and the camera DELIBERATELY SHOWING JOHN APPROACHING THEM WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKK

[hneedlz]

saw x amanda young x fem reader smut?

WICKED GAMES

Saw X! amanda young x fem! Reader smut/oneshot?? Idk

Warnings; vibrators, amanda is extra mean. Gayness!

A/n; wrote this while listening to type o negative. Yumm.

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You had snitched on amanda and the whole operation. You and Amanda had been friends for long, and whenever she told you, a undercover police officer, that she has been one of jigsaws apprentices. You went and snitched.

On your way back to your car, you felt something going into your neck, then.....

you woke up.

It was dark, you could barely tell where u were. But you noticed that it was the meat packing plant from before. Where you and Amanda hangout at all the time. You were tied to a chair, in a lewd way. You noticed your panties and pants were taken off.

Making you blush, knowing that your now exposed. And you were wet. You hear footsteps that sounded familiar, it was Amanda. Now wearing a tank top,, and her famous cargo pants with the black boots you bought her as a Christmas present. "I want to play a game......" She came up behind you and whispered in your ear. Without finishing herself she walked around and began to pull a vibrstor wand out of the duffelbag she had. "Since you want to snitch on me. And won't tell me what you said. I'll force it outta you." She said as she turned the vibrator on full .

You tried squirming out of the rope, but you couldn't. And whenever amanda put the vibrator on your clit. You cried out. Loud. Earning a slap on the face. "Shut up you filthy whore. John will wake up!"

Your hips raised up and down trying to fight off the vibrator. Until you gave up and you just let the pleasure roll over you. "FUUUUUCKKK!!!" You threw your head back moaning.

You noticed how whenever you didn't Amanda licked her lips. She leaned forward and kissed you. Making sure that you didn't pull away first. "I NEEDA CUM!!" You cried whenever the kiss broke away. "I'll let you... only if! You tell me what you said to the cops about me... don't play dumb I know you said something."

"I FUCKING SAID YOU ARE JIGSAW!! THATS IT!!" You yelled at her, tears hurting down your cheeks. "Cum. Y/n."

Your hips lifted as you came, moaning loudly as you did so. "We aren't done yet."

[bloodibambiidoll]

True form

(Steddie x Succubus!Reader)

Summary: You’re nervous to show your human boyfriends your true succubus form. But you learn pretty quickly you have absolutely nothing to worry about.

Warnings: Nudity, sexual themes, some neck kissing, monster/human relationships. Nothing too crazy but if I missed any let me know!! Either way my blog is as always 18+MNDI

A/N: This is just a little Drabble about the characters from my fic The Pull, when I originally wrote that story I was a bit nervous to make her look as inhuman as I wanted to so I’ve been working on this blurb for a bit about her showing them her most true form. Just a cute lil slice of life moment. Wk: 896

“Hold up… so you’re telling me… you’ve been hiding something THAT sexy from us the entire time!?” Your boyfriend Eddie shoots up from where he was lounging on the couch to face you and you snort at his antics.

“I mean… I didn’t know how you would feel about it. There’s definitely been people who were into it but mostly I don’t really show that part of myself, I wasn’t hiding it exactly… I just didn’t mention it.”

“You really thought Eddie wouldn’t be into you having a full on demon thing going on? I thought you were getting to know us baby, but maybe I was wrong.” Your other boyfriend, Steve, who is sitting on the opposite end of the couch teases.

“It’s not that! It definitely crossed my mind because he’s a freak-“

“Hey! I take offense to that, you know!” Eddie huffed.

“You know I mean it in the best way baby…” you bit your lip and winked at him. “But what I was saying is… I’m self conscious about it and I didn’t know how YOU would feel about it Stevie so I just kind of kept it to myself.”

“Sweetheart, I think you’re the hottest fucking thing to ever walk this earth and nothing can change that, not even some horns and a tail.”

“AND wings…” you responded, still self conscious.

“I’ll still love you, WINGS and all. Also did you forget our boyfriend is a literal goblin?”

That made you snort out a laugh. Something you’ve learned about Steve is he always knew what to say to reassure you no matter how big or how small your anxieties were he was always able to comfort you through them with ease. Not that Eddie didn’t, he just had a very different approach, more of a “I’ll roll you a joint and you can smoke it while I give you head” kind of comfort. Which was great too, but sometimes you just needed Steve’s calm voice and soft touches.

“Okay then… I’ll show you.” You stood up and stripped yourself, before closing your eyes and taking a deep breath. On your exhale three things happened, little black horns started growing out of the top of your head, the cutest little pointed black tail popped up behind you, and pretty little black wings that reminded Eddie of the bats he had tattooed on his arm grew from your back.

“Holy fuuuuuckkk” Eddie groaned. “You’ve been hiding this from me? God damn baby you look so sexy.” He shifted in his seat, adjusting himself. You could sense his arousal and it not only reassured you but made your mouth water.

“There’s… one more thing. If you want.” You bit your lip in looked into his eyes, yours now that pretty crimson color that almost seemed to glow. When you smiled at him expectantly he could see your fangs and he couldn’t imagine how it could get better than this.

But before he could respond Steve spoke up “There’s more? How could you get any sexier than you are right now? Because shit honey… I never thought I’d be as into this as I am but you’re killing me.”

Your pupils dilate instantly when you look over at him. His beautiful brown eyes blown wide, his prominent bulge in his tight jeans, his jaw clenched. You wanted to fucking sink your teeth into his neck and taste his blood. You’ve yet to do that, or even tell them that’s something you want, but god you know they’d taste so good.

“Okay Stevie, I’ll show you.” You took a deep breath and when you released it just like before you had changed. Your skin was now the same shade of red as your eyes, your wings outstretched proudly on your back, your tail slightly moving from side to side, that sexy little mark on your lower stomach, and those beautiful black horns sitting so pretty on your head. You were magnificent, otherworldly.

“Fucking shit, come here.” Eddie outstretched his hand for you to take as you approached him. “You are by far the most magnificent thing I’ve ever seen. My little infernal princess.” He kissed the back of your hand, his lips plush and soft against your burning skin.

Steve reached for your other hand to gain your attention and fuck did he look good. His hair was a little disheveled from running his hand through it and the look in his eyes was fucking feral.

“I can’t believe you thought I wouldn’t like this… Eddie’s right, you’re magnificent, ethereal even.” He kissed each individual one of your fingertips, bringing his lips to your palm and down your arm before pulling you down on the couch between him and your shared boyfriend, careful not to crush your wings or tail. Eddie rests his hand on your bare thigh, leaning his head down to kiss along your neck, collar bones, and shoulder. Steve does the same on the opposite side of you, both their hands inching closer to where you wanted them, their mouths moving down your chest. You had never felt more beautiful, content, and full of love. You wanted to bask in this feeling for the rest of your long life. You knew you couldn’t, but for right now you allowed your heart to feel full and just enjoy this moment with your boys, allowing them to worship you. Every part of you.

[spaciebabie]

Additionally, mmmmaybe I'll write one big thing for you with all of the ones that I know you like :) Springtrap, Wukong, and so on (Like Anya, I think? I've seen you post about her a few times, at least.)

Big crossover just for love...

<Incorrect-FNaF-Quotes

WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKK

[strawberryscandy]

MilkMan x Guard

CHAPTER 1

Let me know who drew this so I can credit

NSFW, GORE, FEAR PLAY, MONSTER FUCKING

I wrote this so that there can be a female Guard and a male guard in next chapters.

It was just a normal semi-apocalyptic day, how boring. The guard was sitting in their office chair, spinning around to occupy the boredom that was taking over their brain. None of the residents had come in yet, it was a mid weekday so they were probably off at work. The guard stopped spinning when they heard the sound of the entrance apartment door opening and shuffling.

The guard let out a heavy sigh, straightening up their body and uniform so as to not look like they were being the company's number one laziest piece of shit. “Hello, how are you doing today? Go ahead and pass the documents through the slot.” The guard murmured while trying to look occupied with so called “paperwork.”

Hearing the sound of the documents ruffle inside the slot, along with a rough voiced “Hello..” through the speaker.

They couldn't help but look up at the man standing right infront of them. The guard swallowed what felt like a rock into their stomach. A man that looked to be dressed in a milkman uniform with empty looking eyes but a slight smile was peering into the window at the lonely guard.

The air in the office became thick like crude oil. And the guard was the duckling stuck in it. With shaky hands the guard grabbed the documents and started reading through them. Taking into every detail the milkman had on his persona. Something just didn't feel right about the man in front of them.

“Hold on… I'm going to call someone really quick.” The guard let out with obvious hesitation.

“Why.”

The guard stopped mid way of picking up the phone, “It's protocol.”

“No ones going to answer.”

They just ignored him, and called anyway. It felt like the world was slowing down as they listened to the phone ring

Rrriiiinngggg

Rrrriiiinnggg

“Hello??” A obviously more tired voice picked up the phone, “This is francis. Hello??” The guard was to stunned to speak.

“Sorry for the inconvenience, I accidentally called the wrong number. Excuse me, have a nice day.” The guard put the phone down and instantly slammed the office window door shut.

As the the door was closing the guard could hear “FUUUUUCKKK” echo into silence.

They picked up the phone again, like they were in a competitive race to who could call the D.D.D. Letting them know about the situation at hand, they waited a little while until the silence turned into a loud..

BANG

BANG

BANG BANG

Than silence.

The guard thought it was all over, so he pressed the button again for the door to slide open. It was a sorry surprise, it was over, over for the D.D.D soldiers not for the doppelgänger infront of him. He scanned the room through the thick glass and saw blood splattered on every wall, and where the bodies were stacked up it looked like someone poured a large bottle of strawberry syrup. The scariest part was the milkman, his perfectly clean white shirt was soaked in blood. The guard could see blood dripping from his hair and down the man's face. And the grin. The grin was the most devious part, the guard could actively feel the bloodlust soak them down to their bones.

Then the most disgusting feeling of all, the guard could feel a sense of longing build up from the bottom of their feet, coursing through the veins of their legs and into their crotch. Settling in their stomach.

And that was the most sickening part, the guard couldn't help it but turn to the side and spill vomit all over the office floor. Grabbing onto their stomach for a sense of comfort. And they heard it, laughter.

Glancing to the side they saw the milkman, teeth sharpen with their forehead pressed into the glass pane. “My.. my… A pretty little thing like you. I can smell the lust pooling out from underneath the slot from here.” The milkman drooled out, his dominance was thick around him like an aura of bloodlust, sex and monstrous desire.

The guard felt another shock in their crotch, Why were they so turned on by this? Are they sick? Is this some sort of unknown power?

The guard started to drool themselves, pawing at their crotch a little bit as if they were possessed by a succubus. Listening to the new groan coming from the dopplegänger as he slapped his palm against the glass pane.

“Let me in baby… Let me show you that we can do other things than just kill..” He growled out in desire.

The lust possessed guard did something without even thinking. Pressing the unlock button. Only to look back down at the floor, when the office door flung open and the monster stepped inside.

The room smelt like blood, lust and vomit as the guard looked pitiful at the milkman. The light above was flickering lightly and between flickers the guard was fighting with their own sanity. ‘What am I doing? I'm going to die. Please help me.’

The milk man stepped closer to the guard before grabbing their arm, pulling them out of their chair and onto the ground. A loud yelp of terror came from the throat of the guard.

“Look at you… All desperate for me..” The milkman snarled out while his face was burrowed into the guards neck. His long devilish tongue licking from the nape to the guards ear lobe. Causing the guard to let out a small moan along with, “Please… Don't kill me..” They whimpered out with tears rolling down their cheeks.

“I'm not going to kill you, you human insect. I just want to do a little experiment.” The doppelgänger whispered out while guiding his hands underneath the guards uniform. Untucking the dress shirt from their pants, along with snapping off the guards belt.

“Let's see how much you humans squirm and scream.”

Chapter Two