#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIF

[endixn]

Really such a shame

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[judasgot-it]

BSD Men After Their GF Clogs Their Toilet and Cries about it

This is not inspired by a real event, but also it kind of is. Don't judge me I'm already writing this.

Kicks you out, vomits because he knows that it's impossible for women to take shits. What he saw in there wasn't possible, it had to be an attempt to kill him

-Jouno, Fyodor, Akutugawa

Get's you medication because that was the birth of the anti-christ straight through the ass, and clearly you needed pain meds or something. He doesn't know, he didn't know a shit that big was even humanly possible

-Tecchou, Fukuzawa, Sigma

"Hey. It's fine. We all do it. I'll call a plumber." He doesn't want to admit it, since you're crying from embarrassment, but he's impressed. He sent a photo to all of his friends and is going to print it and hang it on the wall to commemorate the date.

-Chuuya, Kunikida, Atsushi

"Damn girl, you shit here often?"

-Ranpo, Kaiji, Dazai

"You should put this in the book of world records. It's kind of cool."

-Tachihara, Mark Twain, Tanizaki

Doesn't even notice until the next day. Somehow, he just doesn't notice it, and you become actually concerned over the fact that he has a clogged toilet that he passes multiple times and doesn't notice. He never says anything either - you assume he's just being polite, but it remains there when you come over the next time, making you question his sanity.

-Poe, Fukuchi, Mori

[rvspecter]

[insertname98]

hi insert can you draw deimos over this

...the horrors I make for friends is beyond understanding.

[szariahwroteit]

ESPN+ can keep my money, I’m going to go and work on this next chapter.

[foulfictkin]

current mood

[gordontheengineswifenirmal]

I absolutely HATE when people start trouble with me, and get offended because I drool over the engines. WTF? Why does it creep you out? You think I’m gonna come after you or other kids? I drool over the engines because I’m NOT into you stupid feckers. Even I agree that an older person trying to flirt with weeuns is gross. I think people in general flirting is gross. I AM NOT INTO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS AT ALL. Get over urself and grow the fuck up. I’m glad I make you uncomfortable. You must be real proud of urself.

And because u hate it, enjoy!

[nettlesomecorvid]

Guys, I think this Frank bot needs to be euthanized

[catharsim]

me logging into tumblr dot com and seeing this absolutely rancid update

[pastelcaddy]

[asteralpine]

Messaging my dude just know and I found a gif that looks EXACTLY how I feel. The watery eyes and glassy stare and the painfully-rigid jaw (idk, if I hold it just right my nose is less itchy?)

This is a picture of me rn.

[rvspecter]

A SPECTACLE

[askmisterripper]

good evening.

[grool-intentions]

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Trans rights you fuckers. Y’all know who you are.

Just clogging your tags before you can clog the toilets with all your shit. No need to thank me, terfs <3