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this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me

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BREAD TIME

BREAD TIME

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My alarm just went off and I said "ouchieouchieouchie" I need to be put down

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My father and I play this… game… in which we both pretend to be attempting to assassinate each other. When we serve the other food or drink, we’ll adopt the most suspicious mannerisms and wording possible, as though the food were secretly poisoned and we are eagerly waiting for them to eat it and die.

The other player pretends that they know their food is poisoned, but must feign ignorance and try to come up with subtle excuses not to eat/drink it without seeming rude or directly confronting the other about the attempted kinslaying.

Wholesome family bonding.

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estrogen is number 1 skincare product

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Stock associate got distracted

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me when they tell me you can't get tgirls pregnant

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Holy shit i have the best partner ever oh my god

They're seeing one of my favorite bands tonight and they got all of the members to sign a poster addressed to me! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! Its so cool im so excited. . . . <3

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robotgirl who runs on MATLAB

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would you suck cock for a chance too such dick

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hebinkey

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what's up yotube today i'm going answer the question you've all been asking: can i beat Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice with a blindfold on and my hands and feet bound and a girl's cock in my mouth and a hitachi magic wand shoved into my pants

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He wears his helmet with pride

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