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wanna be called puppy in mundane situations, “thank you puppy” when i do you a favor, “pretty puppy” when i show off my outfit, “c’mere puppy” when asking to cuddle
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*shakes box of lego*
Oh noooo i can't do this alone... i hope trans girlies come and BUILD LEGO with me
#come hang out with lesley and build legos#<- prev#that sounds like so much fun!!!#i fucking love building legos
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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
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6 has three 2's which is a good amount but of a relatively smaller number, whereas 6 has two 3's, which is fewer, but 3 is a bigger number, so it really comes to about the same. so youve got options
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Girlthing Chaser who refers to her "She/It" partner with exclusively "It/Its"
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Do you ever read these buzzword-laden job descriptions and come away not knowing what the position is or even what the company does
Okay but what do you do. What do you want
The best I can glean is "management consulting" but that doesn't really clear things up
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due to the moisture in the air just about everywhere in the world, even continuous oiling and waxing was not entirely sufficient to prevent the rusting of armour. because of this, sand and vinegar came in great handy for the removal of rust. even still, fabric that came into contact with the rust would be stained, and because armour was worn with specialised clothing, that clothing needed regular maintenance as well.
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the transgender urge to curl up like a small fluffy animal against someone you love’s warm body and make little mewling and sighing and whining sounds as they pet you and praise you for having tried so hard to be human until you fall asleep
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