#WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT

[highwayphantoms]

on the one hand: okay it's 2025 now, that's fine

on the other hand: what the fuck do you mean 2020 was five years ago

[frickfrackchickenstack]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(OG TWEET: https://twitter.com/_d33psl33p/status/1775556850492039417)

[castihoney]

Finally been reading 'Song Of Achilles'. What the fuck do you mean 'I would know him by touch alone, by smell, I would know him blind, by the way his breaths and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world'.

I love this book so far but holy shit is it going to destroy me. WHAT.

[ostriches-because-i-said-so]

If ur looking through the christmas tag for happy jolly posts scroll past this

scrolling throught Ao3 (as one does) occasionally seeing smut (as one does) Finding out that there is rudolph the red nosed god damn reindeer smut on ao3 (AS ONE DOES??????) Reading the tags and finding out that is was also incest... (AS. ONE. DOES.)

[awakentrashpanda]

OK I JS FOUND YOUR BLOG AND I NEED TO RAMBLE A LIL BIT ON SOME STARSTUDENT BS MY FRIEND STAR AND I WERE TALKIGN ABOUT

bubba grabbing kickin by the back of his shirt js like. YYYYYAANKK (now kickin and catnap have something in common </3 they both get grabbed by the fuckgn scruff by their boyfriends)

adding onto that bubba would just. HOLD someone. like js GRAB THEM "how to talk to short people" and hten he uses his big ass hand n js GETS them

also this ones kinda a joke but bubba used to be bullied by girls and now hes scared of women (especially picky bc who wouldnt be?? hot lesbian farmer gril) and has to go to bobbys therapy every week like "its why im gay :(((("

"bubs baby am i ur skibidi rizz ohio sigma grimace shake fanum tax pogchamp??????" "kickin what the FUCK" "answer the question bubba" "i. yes??" "omg ty my pookie coochie period slay babygirl smoochums princess pookie wookie dookie <3333"

there is something wrong with me.

This ask was a fucking roller coaster ride to read 

[h0tmessduh]

Just finished episode 3 of Neverafter and all I have to say is Brennan are you proud of what you've done?

[hannibalismus]

How the fuck did yuuna connect cables with AI ???? How the fuck dou you connect electric cables with nerves someone explain.

[sparklywatercolors]

Today I saw a dni that literally was

Dni: proship nazis

....

This is gonna stay on my mind for a while LMAO.

Maybe they meant to include a comma but I don't know.

And yes of course it had that eye strain flashing background, cause they're totally not ableist 🫠

[lunarrolls]

imogen realized that she might be bound to/turning into a spooky fuckin moon alien and to make her feel better about this the universe said hey okay here’s a friend in the Nuclear Bomb Of A Living Person Club! does that make it better? and it didn’t. but holy fuck, what,

[hiswrlds]

The themes of abuse in this one are so ????

[shippingexpressinc]

What the actual fck did I just read

I thought the YouTube comment was lying (cos you know I have trust issues) but dang it's freaking real

I know it's only a theory but why it makes sense

I also shock to myself that I told myself I will cry and indeed she cry because I guess I predicted that I will feel that.

Well great job for the author to make feel flabbergasted

Now I have a different feels or perspective towards the book

[iszapizza]

i started reading dceased and i am so sad i cried so hard what the fuck tom taylor why would you do this

[shadesofnavy]

let it blam

[buckaroosboogara]

Wdym Liam Payne died in motherfucking Argentina??????

[a-beauty-lives-in-every-soul]

“gathered here tonight, did it up just right, and it’s all for you.”

LIKE WHAT HELLO??????????????

[awakentrashpanda]

If I have to look at this so do you