#WHAT THE ACTUAL

[why-ai]

[procrastinating-everything07]

GUYS IM LAUGHING SO HARDD

LEGO JUST PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY TOLD THEIR FANBASE TO SHUT UP

[underatedwords]

a carlando pic per day till australia 11/93

[torydarixs]

how the fuck do you move on from "if adam was stupid about his pride, gansey was stupid about adam"

[bengals-ix]

ur so fkin weird

[bronzebluemind]

I feel personally attacked by this, karl

[jojotier]

shoutout to that time i accidentally wandered into a very christian cafe and after a few stay at home moms beside me finished trying to get each other into crypto two lawyers sat beside me and started publicly talking about the confidential details of a local murder case

[s0up1ta]

WHAT THE FUCK

[silverdori]

wait why is link so hot

[bluu3berry]

What a cute little guy

Ignore the snail (or don’t)

@anon-coke (Hint: SHE REALLY LIKES YOUR STYLE)

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THAT. IS. AMAZING. I CANNOT MUSTER WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOUR ARTSTYLE BECAUSE IM HOORID WITH COMPLIMENTING BUT THE RAHHAGSAGHA RAHH ASPECT IS JUST AHHHH EVERYONE DRAW BLUU SO AMAZINGLY AND IT FITS THE VIBE, HELL LOOK AT THOSE FEET. ALSO THE TAIL YOU MATCHED THEM TO WELL. THANK. YOU.

GOLD STAR

(MAY I PUT IT INTO THE TOYHOUSE)

[why-ai]

[shxt-they-say]

tell me without telling me: you have weapons in your arsenal, pt. 1

story time!

unbeknownst to me, in 2023, a new partner of mine [3-4 months officially together at the time] went through my cell phone while i was sleeping on night one of a week-long cruise. he found a conversation from 2019 between me (a female) and a guy friend, where we mostly talk like bros. there were some flirts in there, because while single in my 20's - why the hell not?! i'm one of those people that will talk to anyone about anything, no judgements and barely any boundaries. i like to make people feel comfortable whether an old friend, a family member, or somebody i meet at a bar on a random tuesday evening.

that being said, me and this friend would talk about everything BUT serious topics, ie: the most outlandish reactions to somebody being nice to us or sex - but hear me out! "i'm going to c*m so hard when we win rick & morty trivia" is the type of sexual exchanges we would make. we thought it was hilarious, my partner did not.

regardless, the cruise was great and i thought it brought us a lot closer as a couple. two weeks later, i told my partner i wanted to introduce him to my family. my brothers live in different states and we were all going to be together for a weekend, so i invited my partner to dinner at my mom's house. at first he said he would come. then, two nights before the big day, he told me i was untrustworthy and that i was cheating on him. that he saw the conversation with my friend and that i clearly fucked this guy, plus! i still talk to him and that's not right. [i was at work when this happened, so i couldn't talk to him about it until later.] he hung up on me and didn't talk to me for the rest of the night. the next day i still didn't hear from him. i couldn't understand where any of this was coming from! i texted him that i had LONG forgotten about the conversations my guy friend and i used to have YEARS ago and that what he was thinking is not true.

the day came and i went to my mom's house alone still not having heard back from him. i greeted my brothers, their partners, and my mom wholeheartedly, but they were expecting a plus one. i told them my partner works early mornings and is probably home getting ready or, worst case scenario, sleeping. i wasn't sure if he was going to make it all the way over to us before the end of the night so we carried out our time together without him. we ate, we drank, we laughed, we had a great time!

the next day, my partner called me. he asked me how my night went. i told him it was good, that i was hoping he would come because it would've meant a lot to me. he told me he would have come if i called him, but he didn't know if i wanted him there. my mind was blown. all that time he wasn't speaking to me over an old text thread, but a simple call would've erased it all? something wasn't adding up, but we moved on and were fine again. this was one of the first #narcissistic flags i should've noticed, but didn't until now. the way he gave me the silent treatment, didn't acknowledge going through my phone was wrong, and basically "punished" me by not coming to meet my family made me feel like iiii was the one in the wrong. I COULDN'T EVEN THINK TO EXPRESS HOW I FELT THAT HE VIOLATED MY PRIVACY BY GOING THROUGH MY PHONE! man, was i in for a rollercoaster of emotions.

like, reblog, and/or let me know if something like this has ever happened to you in the comments!

[california-112]

DENY EVERYTHING.

[ash-unhinged444]

I really shouldn’t be left unattended..

I can’t even open a packet of fruit snacks by myself🥺👉🏻👈🏻💗

[ur-fave-bloggers-fave-blogger]

I just read the burning maze.

... RICKY. WHEN. I. CATCH. YOU. RICKY.