#WHAT TGE FUXK WAS THAT

[callmemaeverick]

Qatar race stewards , don’t let me catch out in the streets because if I do, ITS ON SIGHT!!!!

[seven-seas-octavinelle]

AZUL WHAT TGE FUXK IS GOUNG ONW EHERE ARE YUO

hm?...What is with this shouting?! I've just been in my office...

[lapisbites]

I just remember my old spooky month au I wrote on Wattpad

oh fuxk

Okay guys what if I rewrite it.

TGE OLDEST SHIT I HAVE IS THIS GUYS WHAT IF SIDEBLOG AND I REDRAW THIS.

[nova-skittle]

I WOKR UP LEGIT TWO MINUTES AGO.

So i had this dream right. I was playibg mc. I knew this but like it was normal. I was in Minecraft. Anf i was looking fo rsomewheree to settle and foubd this house by the sea and was likr 'omg i want to live there' so i went looking for the owner and. Uh idk this part but one of my former classmates was tgere just swimming around so i used a cheese stick to tell tge person abt the vibe i was going to builf my house with and like i was only checking w her bc its respectful to check w any future neighbors when on sma mc server. she goes "ok, but we're going to be sharing a bbathroom, a bedroom, and a kitchen b im like WHAT. LADY IF I WANTED TO MARRY YA I WOULD'VE JUST SAID SO! but like the great improv guy i am, i was like "cooll. we're gonna need another bathroom tho" n shes like "valid" and THEN

we all go for a little swim in the ocean bc thwre was like a whole fuckin PARTY and we all like swam from various mc island to mc island (all player-built btw) and then they started fuxking SINGING and i was supposed to walk on this rlly tall mesa rock w my eyes closed while they sung and i just sat on my ass and sscooched bc im a coward and i SAW FANFIC IN MY HEAD LIKE LIFR SERIES FANFIC COVERS SNAD SHIT and after i got off fanfic rock i swam w my now wife ig over to a little cove on the shore and there was an amethyst and calcite and deepslatw house literally touching the water and built into a hill and tge only way in was swimming through this itty bitty gap that was like one block tall and then i was like "bro I'm claustrophobic i cant do this" im not actually but in my dreams i am ig. then i was like "can we just expand the entrance. Maybe.", n tgen i woke up :)

[azlovesem]

Thetes no changing lives ya got ine. Whattya selling. Youve sold this whole a deTh trip man niw in fone arguing or tslking. Its time gir most of humsnity to go on s little saath trip itself. I dont think you gwt shit at all. You dont get it. I told Honey mist of hou eill be gone sooner than u think. One of your own hired me. You ate very sick people ive fone done investigating. Uh im morthern eu whote thos all my land do uou understand that? Everything every last square inch eugene kevys burned down housevthecehole dhebang. We re sick of you people if you fidnt notiyce thaf youre stupid like you all wete last time. Could hardly see it comin. Well that eont be your problem you die niw the i strangled the fuckn ugly fuckn bif h. What a mouth on her but i shut her stupid trap for good. Her husband was slready gone at this point he went info cardiac arrest. Its sort of arresting what i do but i arrest your heartbeat instead of you. If anyone in my coubtry of canada that i own had yhe authority to evrn talk to ne about it they eould have by now. Ahh some Russian guys. I guess thise shit bag shermans who everyone hated i asked around they were no good. Fucked up budiness practices or something..you name schools afyer dcum bags like that here in toronto youre stupud i always kbew this tiwn was an fool filled rat hole. Its why i was sent to sack tge joint this place is no obes but mine. Ask around north america is mobe. Im changing you back yo better.i juet had to murder a bunch of uswless smericans. Now understand this you rat apes. Im a Christsin by faith byt i do t practice much relgion for yhe most kart csn duck my balls you font people sny good. Azriel stood up and walked to mr hebe boi. Listen asshole this is your last fuxking warning before we just are completely done with uou for eternity. Ill steamgle any lunk from raosedale thats my hoid i iwn the entire area you understand me you stupid fuckn assholes??? That ill kill any of you easily and uoull never get tevenge like before. You dhit hhe fuck uou and those rat muzzies are on my labd ill change that if i hear one more fuckn tho g put og sny of ya. I said fuck you fuckn usrless asshole peolke and religion ehst up??? I saud egat up bitch. Hows diddy doin weinstein. Listen faggot goofs from new york. That giy does doin just like benni and honey. Hell be stramgled eith a bike chain. And we re not done ium going through thst hits everything i seized everything. He ll have zero dollars by the time we re done. Thats hoing uo lawyers bicyime fu ds and a few dollars more for me. We te going yhtough his sfioes eith s fine tooth comb. Therell bt more arrests coming we re done if uoure not white on my fucon continent and uou kerp up how you. Im jyst shaking my head.

[justcallmealt]

WHAT TGE FUXK IS THIS RNG?!

[klavery]

i dindt fuxking say this BUT i had a drawing planned 4 the end of pride with tge two of them that i was gonna totally crunch time on 2 get it out in time AND THEN stuff happened unexpectedly so idk what im gonna do with the drawing! its pride themed but maybe i should just finish it and post it anyway? instead of waiting til next year..... 👉👈

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

hi when can we date again chanhee? when ur readt mm to gice up sex what is sex? ew! ur nasty irs when a gyy dicks down a girl oh my goodness hahha um why do i have to give it up? bc ur a dick godessmmm black! black whatM black dick goddess ew! hahha um no i only date asian men why? bc i feel safe eithm them oh ok sk mmu like asian dixmck? yes lol ok so fuxking xome gome then! i cant its fhe zombie apocakypse tge zombie what? apocalypse i have to trap myself in my room again what? when did u do this every year why? bc im schizoaffective so my parents dont let me work oh ok so ur 28? yes daddy ew! hahha do u have twitter? yes! what is it? @kosmolikessui oops kol omg ur so sexy! thank u so are u chanhee the boyz ew ur a slutA im not a slut hehehe yes u are! can u buy me a new bed dudee? do u kovmmm me? yes i do why? bc ur sexy and funntmty mhm mhm mhm do ustill crack jokes? not so much sinxe u made me sad this morninfmf why? u broje uo with me and called me ugly :( oh ok? are u schizoaffective yea! are u? no! ok cool will u let me baxk into ur roim to touxh u? will it rewlly be u? yes! ok!! tniight 8pm ok! okk byee no! what? u like sex? i dont know what it is its fuxjibf oh! hahha fuckibf is fun ew! ur slutty! nah boo are u black? asian oh ok! u look sext in poison ivt glasses hahha how do u know im wearunf those? ur bad ass riim was sexy byee no@ ur daamn ew ur baufhty hahha ur old ew! how old am i? 100 ew! ur ghetto as shit bitch hahha jm older than u what the fuxk i thiught ir wss 9? its a secret im the tumblr godess save my money life sos ok! love u ily 2

[recycleable-username]

what tge fuxk

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

[howldean]

i’m not saying that me and adam fergus had a moment. i’m just saying that this was seconds before we shared a very blurry moment

[zisveryconfused]

[transmothman]

You are at a fancy restaurant with your girlfriend Janet. It has been a lovely night so far, and you are waiting for the check.

All of a sudden, the room goes silent. Janet is smiling. All attention is on a waitress in the middle of the dining room. A woman with her hand lit on fire approaches the waitress, and they shake hands.

"It's wet hour," the waitress announces.

The centerpieces on all of the tables begin to rise up, stopping once they are a foot above the tables. They start to spew water on all of the thrilled guests, including yourself and Janet. She is beaming.

"It's wet hour," the waitress shouts.

The ceiling begins to drip and then to pour water into the restaurant, soaking everyone inside. Janet is grinning.

"It's wet hour," the waitress shrieks, arms thrown to the sides and head thrown back.

The bartenders are spraying people down with water. People are beginning to melt together in the water. They are all gleeful. Your legs are melting into Janet's. She is thrilled.

"Dammit, Janet! It was only supposed to be for two years! Now we're together forever!" you scream, but you cannot hear yourself over the water.

It's wet hour.

[ultrakinda-love]

Every single time I listen to "for him." by Troye Sivan, I get fucking pissed because

WHO THE FUCK TOLD ALLDAY THAT THIS VERSE WAS GOOD???

[confused-queer-talks]

Just got into a really bad fight with my mother and now my arms are almost bleeding from me scratching at them and my throat hurts from screaming but ya know. It's fine. We're fine. She's totally accepting. Yup. Fucking totally

[yellowhearther0]

what tge fuxk do you mean i have go to gs

[minzart]

Ok so @margorako

The original is here1 here2 here3

I'm gonna sumirase and probably give my brainrot too bellow

Lilia, after being in NRC for 500 years, he has 700 btw, an adult fae is 1000. Is finaly leaving NRC before even completing his 3rd year and 4th year

So he throws a party and invites some people, besides diasomnia there's ruggie, Leona, jamil, kalim, Yuu, Grim and Ortho from what I saw

Problem is Malleus is already very fuxking depressed that Lilia and soon enough Yuu are leaving him, literaly by the end of the year he won't have these two. And then, in the part 1 he reminences how gaogao, his tamagosh, had time he leaves and doesn't come back, the only thing left is an egg, how he has to take care of it afterwards, besides more memories of Lilia saing of all the Draconia Malleus is the easiest one to get used to since he is kinda spoiled

Then, the party begins, people are happy chattinh and when Crowley anouces that the carriage arrived to take Lilia, Malleus arrives, full on villain, overbloted, and "blesses" everyone into NRC into a deep slumber, so he can preserve... make everyone never leave him... forever.

The screen fades to black as malleus humms once upon a dream and we go to the loading screen.

SO , I CAN BE WRONG AND THIS IS JUST GONNA BE SAID IN THE NEXT PART BUT I THINK THAT IMPLIES THE WHOLE ASS GAME IS A DREAM(inside a dream if tge manga is anything to indicate too), or at least recreation of reality by Malleus's unique magic, it's name apparently is "Fae of Malefiecen"

I'm normal after seeing these Chapter 7 part 2 spoiler

Só normal

Absolutely normal don't even worry

YOU JUST WAIT TILL I SEE THE TRANSLATIONS I WILL BE SO NORMAL