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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

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dying at this slide from my emerging diseases lecture why does it seem like house is the reason behind emerging diseases

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PETER HELLO??

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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

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big if true

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House and Wilson as hatsune mikus ‘magnet’. Got paid real money to draw this ❤️

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we do a little tomfoolery

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House drugged that coffee btw

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and then there would have passed a pleasant slash fanfiction, had the authors misogyny not been immediately unveiled

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house md set in ancient rome would be like. foreman walks in and says "house the patient is shitting himself to death" and cameron says "i don't think this is due to an imbalance of phlegm after all" and house is like "of course it's not an imbalance of phlegm. MORONS. now give him a dose of breast milk mixed with ram's hair." also chase is a celt now i guess

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house and wilson decide the only thing stopping them from dating is that neither of them is a woman so they start secretly dosing each other with estrogen and slipping in she/hers in regards to each other until one of them notices and then it’s a race to see who can forcefem the other one the fastest and the winner gets to be the man

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i have probably told this story before but in community college a friend and i took an english class as a night class that was longer (like three hours) so it didn't have to meet as many days. and while the professor was going over the syllabus she mentioned we wouldn't always need to stay the whole three hours

so my friend was like "do you think we'll be home by eight on tuesdays"

and the professor was like "??? do you have a schedule conflict?" and she seemed rightfully a bit peeved about this because we were clearly precocious college teens and she was an older lady with a smoker's rasp that also didn't want to be there

so i was like "no it's fine, it's just that house is on at eight" because this friend would also come over to my place to watch new episodes of house as they aired because my dad didn't care that she smoked during the commercial breaks

and the professor was like "oh shit you're right, yeah you'll be home by eight on those days"

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scream. the first person to ship hilson did so before the pilot episode even aired on tv (src)

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

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everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test