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[oobbbear]

Coin toss!

[blmpff]

HOW DID NO ONE NOTICE THAT FUZZY MIC EVEN IN POST LMAOOO

[foongusmushroom]

HELP WHY DID I SPEND THE LAST HALF HOUR WRITING A SONG??

[piepie-li]

i can't i just can't

ben is that kind of person who's always confident in himself, believe that he can turn the tables no matter how bad the situation he's in....

he's willing to bide his time, show weakness, then wait for the right moment to strike back.... which is why he ALWAYS COVERED IN BLOOD omfg help me plz i cant

no matter how BAD he's beaten he doesn't fight back or get upset.... he just stares at the person with vicious look, let blood and saliva just shed on his face.....his face drives me crazy every time he looks up to the camera....

Once he get his chance, he lock the person down and puts on his brand-new little shirt, still covered in bruise, whips that person's spine with his slutty little baton🤤🤤🤤 my QUEEEEEEN

[donatellokinnersinner]

AH NO!!!!!

Part 6!

…..I’m sorry. Kinda.

A gentle reminder that there will be a happy ending. Eventually.

Part 1

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[narwhalsarefalling]

my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

[yakityyaku]

very funny (irritating) to me that everyone whined and yelled about stupid rainbow capitalism and how performative wokeness/allyship is a net bad we should all refuse to support and now like.

tumblr is doing nothing for pride and target isn't selling much (if any) of their pride collection offline except at certain stores (in democratic areas, basically) and build a bear has a much tinier collection than normal and all the actual pride stuff is on their "adult" website (not sure if it's in stores, but pride = adult is a hell of a message)

there are genuinely good criticisms for performative allyship in all its applications. it shouldn't be the only thing we expect from people and companies. but if all the shit I see being called performative stopped tomorrow then in terms of the LGBTQ+ community especially we just. wouldn't talk about queerness or queer issues or celebrate pride or do anything.

open your fucking eyes. we are very close politically to having gay marriage rolled back. now companies are basically being let off the hook to even make a miniscule effort (which matters to the people who don't have access to any other kind of support in their communities! which normalizes the community in public spaces!) because the only reaction they have gotten over the last few years are negative ones from BOTH sides.

we are so entrenched in discourse at all times for the sake of our OWN performance of who is the wokest and who is REALLY an ally or a good community member that we have basically handed over all the work of activists of the last several decades to the other side because we'd rather scream at each other over fucking chicken restaurants and shit than the real life backsliding that's happening.

and this goes for other shit too. feminism, poc rights, all of it.

also. trans rights aren't discourse and aren't just culture war arguments. in case any terfs think they can spin this to be antitrans.

[goldiipond]

if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app

[splatoonlink]

HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭

[dr11ft]

chicana miku 🤎

[hinamie]

10 years later

[wolfythewitch]

i have so much rage in me one day i think i will explode. i dont think i know how to forgive as much as i know how to forget

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.