#WHAT EVEN-

[lqvesoph]

gavi and pedri are both out for the 2nd leg...

[sparkthespork]

Me (to my brother): And Plato’s beliefs were actually insane, his idea of a perfect society was fricked-

Dad: You were reading Plato???

Brother: Wait like the-

Dad: Can we just take a moment to appreciate that (sparkthespork) was reading Plato? Like that’s fancy!!!

Me who was only reading Plato because Misty keeps mentioning him and I wanted to see if I could piece together her belief system from his own:

Yea okay-

[terumimi-your-foxy-fren]

hi im gonna keep this poll going but i have had SO many different answers so lemme just do my little research blurb rq:

Wow bulldogs are a lot less popular than i thought

Some dude is a pretty common category of mascot

SOME OF Y'ALL'S MASCOTS ARE SO COOL LIKE I WANT A HORNET OR A BEAVER I JUST HAVE A GENERIC ONE

for the ones with racist characatures: im so sorry you don't deserve that

Y'all apparently had elementary and middle school mascots????

Apparently school mascots arent that common outside of the US and maybe canada, thanks for letting me know for the people who WEREN'T being mean about it, for the people who were this is just a harmless little poll you don't need to be rude about it lol

I'm sorry but some of these sound too funny to be true, shoutouts to the people who said a block of concrete and a candle those sound incredibly made up (/lh, im not forcing you to give proof or anything dw lol)

Regarding my last post on the subject:

ok at this point I'm mildly curious so i wanna ask

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[dearausten]

not now sweetie, mommy is watching how the massive girlbossification of female characters has led to the belief that weak and vulnerable female characters are badly written characters because apparently every woman needs to be outspoken and witty and snarky and brave in order to be considered “complex” and have any value in a piece of media!!

[titleofpersonage-p01]

[dracoj]

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this makes ur brain try to kill you with knives and hammers.

[cowboysmp3]

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[wizard-laundry]

QUICK REMINDER

In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (the president in particular is protected under 18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.

be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.