#WHAT A DICKHEAD????

[elder-charles]

OMFG, I'm on episode 9 in Black Monday, WHAT HAPPENED TO BLAIR ??? OUR BLAIR???

[teddybeartoji]

suguru never slips on ice and it's so incredibly annoying because he is always there to catch you when you lose your balance. he'll wrap his arms around you and he'll keep you steady while teasing you about being so clumsy with a sly little smirk.

(and he fucking loves it when you still cling to him with furrowed brows and a pout because you know that no matter how much he'll tease you, he will save you every single time.)

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

okay so steph is definitely a music purist?

we can all agree on that right? like she's a 'said she was born in the wrong generation in middle school' fleetwood mac, david bowie, the mamas & the papas, niche modern indie artists and also chappell roan kind of music listener. obviously. but.... i dont think we've really considered pete's music taste?

pete, who is a science, left-brained kind of kid, so he probably does not actively go out to look for music and is instead just provided music by the people around him?

pete whose older brother is theodore spankoffski and so his earliest and most fond and nostalgic music influences from his childhood would have come directly from ted's cd collection???

basically what im saying is peter spankoffski has the most trashy, early 00's ke$ha, black eyed peas my humps era, all american rejects ass music taste in the world

that boy had bowling for soup's 1985 memorized at age four, his guilty pleasure music is hollywood undead's everywhere i go, ted did his first decent person move in years when pete came out as trans as a kid and stopped listening to grow a pear by ke$ha and pete forcibly made him play it because it's a bop

and then his only friends are a weeb and a theatre kid.

steph gives him the aux cord on a date to be nice, as a sign of trust, and is blasted in the face with the most uncurated mess of j-pop, sondheim, weezer, and like... owl city's fireflies and that's just a fact

[sergle]

When I talk about something bad I've experienced, Baked In to my experience as A Woman, I am not "making my little cousins feel like shit for being women", because I am talking in a space with, allegedly, adults. I am not bringing my problems to children in the first place. That said, I don't HAVE to make my baby cousin feel bad, because she's already experienced sexual harassment in her life, and she's only 8, and doesn't even understand what any of it means yet. And everyone in her family can try to instill confidence in her, and never talk about our bodies in a negative way. But she can still feel like she's too chubby, because she still goes to school, and talks to other kids and their parents, and still sees ads, and still watches tv. We can be positive, but we can't fix the root of the problem. And I don't HAVE to tell trans women that "pain is a rite of passage", because that's not a Rule being enforced (by me), because I've already sat and listened to my friend complain about constantly shaving as a Baseline necessity and how it hurts her skin and she has to put makeup onto fresh cuts on her face because going out without a full face of properly feminine makeup would make her life worse, and being anything less than thin and lithe makes her "less feminine", and ALL the things that can make her "more feminine" are behind a paywall. And I can try to make her feel better, and I can hear her experiencing the tenfold version of problems I relate to, but I can't fix the root cause of her problems by just telling her not to complain. Forcing happiness as a core personality trait for women is not the Girlboss Feminist move that you think it is, and no amount of gender euphoria in the world will make you immune to systemic oppression.

[luzisahomosexual]

It’s a good day to be a WEBTOON reader🫡

[teaboot]

Was in the car with a few of my brothers when I (oldest, riding shotgun) told one (upper middle, driving) that our mutual brother (youngest, back seat) had Damian Wayne vibes.

This started an excellent conversation about the virtues of various Robins that abruptly ended when I admitted Jason Todd was my favourite, upon which my brother (the one driving) groaned loud enough to alarm truckers in the other lane

[fulcrum-art-fox]

Okay there’s a lot about Mikio asking Mizu to show him all of herself and then rejecting her but like. “Unsheathe it. Show me your blade.” This from Mizu, who fully believes the whole “the sword is the soul of the samurai” thing, basically asking the same of Mikio. Show me your blade; show me your soul; show me who you are. And she even throws him her sword, because she is truly giving him all of herself in this scene, and she wants the same of him. Honesty. Openness. Truth. And ultimately he does show her who he is, and it fucks them, because who he is is a man who cannot handle her as she really is. Unsheathing their blades ruins them, because it uncovers the truth: they were never compatible, not as who they really are. It was always a lie, a performance; a pretty dream that cannot withstand the light of day

[maladaptivewriting]

being on marauders tumblr has made me realize that a lot of people would actually share anne rice's (terrible) opinion about fanfiction if they didn't write fanfic themselves.

[lesbikill]

oh you don’t think crowfeather was abusive? right, got it, what a revolutionary take! is it because you don’t think abusers can have positive traits and start out as good people, because you think abuse can only be constant insults and physical violence, or because you got attached to him and are desperate to throw a female character under the bus for the sake of your emo deadbeat dad?

[thousandyearphantombunker]

i hate the fact the term karen went from describing a bitchy entitled customer to basically the modern day equivalent of calling a woman a harpy (misogynistic as fuck) and that people use the term on people out in public who are at the end of their rope emotionally from stress or a shitty day. I get it just because your having a rough time doesn't mean you get to be a dick but sometimes I think people are seriously lacking in empathy and I get it a lot shit the customer might be dealing with isn't your responsibility but like if a customer is struggling with something simple maybe don't be a dick? Just a thought.

[goodmorningbluejay]

Anyone love the idea of Vox fianally leaning what it's like to be in a happy relationship through Alastor? Like when he was alive it ranged from people who just didn't love him and didn't care about his feelings to just straight up Valentinos.

And then he dies and he meets Alastor and he's like maybe, maybe this is it. Maybe this is everything I've been waiting for. But then he finds out Alastor was just using him for entertainment, for his amusement, that he was nothing but a pathetic joke to him and Alastor casts him to the wayside.

And then he has to spend all those years in an on and off relationship with Valentino's abusive ass and somehow the moth prick convinces Vox that he isn't cut out for love. That maybe he dosent deserve it.

So when Alastor and Vox start a relationship years later after the extermination. Any small, tiny, miniscule romantic gesture has Vox in tears, sobbing and crying because fuck no one's ever done this for him before.

At first Alastor's like darling calm down, they're just flowers, I didn't buy you a yacht. Relax. But when Alastor realises why. That Vox's entire life was filled with heartbreak from beginning to the end. That he had destroyed what was left of the poor overlord's broken heart the day he threw him away all those years ago. That he had spent years in a relationship with someone who had incessantly whispered in his ears that "fuck toys aren't supposed to loved, baby. That pretty mouth is all you're good for". That Vox believed those words down to his core.

Then it's safe to say Vox started to get used to the bouquets.

(P.S. Looks like the radio Demon was going to have a nice friendly little chat with Valentino)

[gobald]

THE HYPOCRISY!!!

[weepylucifer]

Re: Dracula has done this thing where they layer several voices over each other when several characters are speaking a few times now, but i go nuts for it each time. Like yesss, have Dracula speak faintly in the background when Mina is questioned under hypnosis, because really Van Helsing is asking HIM!!!

[spaciebabie]

you know how much easier my life would be if people just told you exactly what they wanted from a friendship out of the gate. you know how easy it would be if direct communication wasn't painted as a social failing.

[saltybenchday]

I’ve been saving this ask for over a year. Now feels like a really good time to share. David continues to have correct opinions, and a certain way with words.

‘What a dickhead’ indeed.

[kay-elle-cee]

wow i really wish i could find the lily fanart i clicked into the lily evans tag to see

absolutely losing my patience here

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