#WHAAATTTT? WHO SAID THAT?

[quinklequonkle]

Watch him carefully now, He WILL touch you inappropriately

[gillionstits]

i habe.something horrible to say about this mans boobies.

[allpromarlo]

ravens 9-3 life is good

[tsunodaradio]

love problems ⛐ 𝐘𝐓𝟐𝟐

your relationship with yuki is private, but not a secret.

ꔮ starring: yuki tsunoda x girlfriend!reader. ꔮ social media au. ꔮ includes: romance, fluff, humor. cussing, mention of food. established relationship, mc is a #mood. ꔮ commentary box: inspired by a very real thing yuki said (which makes an appearance in the first tweets). for a, who has yearned for a yuki smau. ♡ 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

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user1 the way my jaw DROPPED at the last slide. user2 YUKI GOT BITCHES??? 😧 ⤷ user3 real ones #know this is old news user4 Are the beach pics meant to distract us from the soft launch ⤷ user5 i fear it worked on me 😩 ⤷ user6 LIKEEE. no sign of anything then BAM! user7 Man got a taste of the podium and decided to stunt on us hoes user8 what's his gf's @ ? user9 jst fell to my knees in a costco parking lot. that should be me!!!!

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user1 Lookin goooood yukes user2 to quote that one girl on twitter: BOOM SHAKALAKA user3 Okay but the bouquet of flowers tho??? 👌👌👌 ⤷ user4 loverboy yuki. i used to dream of times like these. user5 Is his gf also in faenza with him orrr ⤷ user6 i saw rumors they live together! user7 i have nothing appropriate to say about the 2nd pic. so help me god. 🧎‍♀️

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user1 SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP 🫵 user2 enjoying your winter break i see user3 私はあなたをもっと愛しています user4 ME WHENNN 😭😭😭 user5 Okay, but whoever's teaching YUki how to soft launch? A+, no notes. ⤷ user6 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYINNN ⤷ user7 we'll get him next time!

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yourbestfriend aaand there it is ⤷ yourusername 🙂‍↕️ user1 THIS IS HER THIS IS YUKI'S GIRLFRIEND user2 the bereal is so cute!! whaaatttt ☹️ user3 ARE WE STAN TWT OOMFS yourusername SAY SIKE RN ❤️ Liked by creator ⤷ user4 she runs a STAN ACCT for him?!?! what in the wattpad ⤷ user5 Need that manifestation skill fr. yukitsunoda0511 now amore mio... ⤷ user6 he calls her . my love ,, in italian . . ⤷ yourusername these are good photos. ⤷ yukitsunoda0511 yourusername (--: whatever you say.

[vacivusviscera]

Narusasu as soriku WHAAATTTT WHO SAID THAT

[lovehypegirl]

・:〃➜ on god? platonic!childe x f!reader modern!au

You and childe settled into your bed late after school post project

He sat on the wall side of your bed and you sat by your nightstand with the fan pointing toward you hair to dry it quicker so you could do your heatless curls

In between you legs and childe's sat your computer where Legally Blonde played

A candy bowl sat on your lap since childe had his big back activities trying to eat all the candy in one go - so naturally you had to confiscate it

"I still don't get why you find Emmett attractive" the ginger commented as he tried to make a sneaky reach for the candy bowl

You slapped his hand away "I don't wanna hear your opinion bitch. You look like one of them motherfuckers from the lucky charms box"

"LUCKY CHARMS-" Childe whipped his head to you dramatically "I'll have you know that there are LOTS of people in this world who find gingers attractive"

"Yeah who?" you asked as the scene switched to Emmett driving Elle in his car "The voices in your head?"

"Says the girl who listened to boyfriend ASMR for three years straight" Childe bit back as you fed him a gummy worm "Ew bitch I hate this flavor"

"Just swallow the damn thing" you said as he twisted his face up in disgust "Oh Jesus Christ it can't be that bad"

"It issss" he whined

"Cry baby" you playfully nudged his head and his slammed it onto your shoulder

"Ow bitch! What was that for?" you yanked his hair

He let out an annoying little giggle as he took the opportunity to steal another piece of candy

"Man you're all over the place today" you guided his head onto your shoulder again as the movie continued to play

"What actors do you like?" he randomly asked after a while

"Miles Teller and Gregory Peck"

He paused and sat back up "Okay I get Miles Teller but GREGORY PECK??!! Girl bye"

"Whaaatttt? He's so beautiful though" you narrowed your eyes at him

"He's dead" Childe deadpanned

"Man you just don't get it now do you" you closed the computer when the movie ended and got out of bed

Childe followed you as you grabbed your silk curling rod and silk scrunchies

"Can you get my bonnet from my dresser?" you asked Childe

"Sure" he grabbed the pink silk bonnet and followed you into the kitchen

"Alexa play Chill House Music Mix"

"Playing Chill House Music Mix" the AI responded

Plisplaat by Bonkers began to play and Childe pulled up the curtains to let the sunset in as you pulled your hair into the heatless curlers and shoved your bonnet onto your hair

"Y'know...I've known you since what....kindergarten? And how could I never know you were into dead guys"

You tossed a box of strawberries and a bag of grapes onto the counter "I'm not into dead guy, but I think he's attractive" you shrugged as Childe got the sugar down from the top shelf of the pantry

"Okay but like...he's dead"

"Man, how many times are you gonna say that?" you washed the fruit and cut of the strawberry tops

Childe began to stab the fruit onto the skewers "Well I mean he is attractive...I guess...wait-" he slowly turned to you

"What?" you added the water and sugar together and put it over a medium flame

"Is that why you were acting up in freshman year of high school when we watched To Kill A Mockingbird? 'Cause you were tweaking whenever we watched it"

"Yo I wasn't tweaking" you shot back, kicking his leg as the water-sugar mix came to a boil

You and Childe took turns dipping the fruits into the sugar mix and placing them in cold water

"Please bitch you were. Oh and remember that time we went to Texas?"

"Why'd we go there anyways?" you replied as you got started on another skewer

"Girl i dunno but you met this guy at a rodeo what was his name...."

"Dallas somethin'-with-an-H"

"Dallas Hayes! Anyways, you were drooling over this guy like serious work"

"Who wouldn't drool over a guy who's 6'4", blonde, sun-tanned, built as FUCK, and a gentleman?" you raised your eyebrows

"He had his shirt off like all the time"

"Bitch please. No he didn't"

"Whatever, you went home going on and on about how hot cowboys were"

"Yo i'm tellin' you somethin' about them is just to UGH"

"Yeah no"

"See that's your issue you're so damn negative" you replied as you placed the finished tanghulu on a plate and made a new batch

"And don't even get me started on your whole Nightwing obsession"

"Man I ain't having this argument with you"

"It ain't an argument, bighead"

"Yeah it's verbal beration"

"Lookit you usin' your big girl vocabular-"

SMACK

"Watch it ginger"

© 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙃𝙔𝙋𝙀𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰 | modification and translation of my works on any platforms are strictly prohibited

[highqualityfuck]

I may be a virgin but I pinky promise I can make it fit… OH MY GOD WHO SAID THAT WHAAATTTT I was hacked

- 🦇

I've made it fit with a virgin before ;p

It was a pain though. I had to train them for over a month and even then I could just get the tip in without it hurting. Eventually we were able to go all the way, the trouble is definitely worth it, even if it doesn't feel any better than what you've been doing up until then the connection is wonderful <3

[syneilesis]

I'm nearly finished with this smutty Sueharu fic (5.6k words whaaatttt), just heavy editing and revisions left lol. I think I can post it this Sunday?

That said, because I was somewhat unhinged in the course of writing this fic and some of you had witnessed it, I was wondering if any of you is interested in getting tagged for this particular fic? I know a few who are playing ikegen, and then Sueharu's route is a recent addition to the game (and I can't guarantee the IC-ness of his characterization lol; I stopped playing for a week); I'm not sure if many would read it lol. I don't mind, I just want to write Sueharu horny fic 😂

But if anyone's interested, just interact with this post! I'll tag anyone who would 🫡

[sugarnspice630]

Already did, I mean whaaatttt who said thattttt

what if I just... came everywhere

[an--eldritch--horror]

wow that was HOT- inmean whaaatttt who said that

W-what..?

*Eldritch turns a faint dusty pink*

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKERS. FREDDY D IS ROLLIN' IN FOR FRED DURST FRIDAY!

[elwritingx]

Dream x reader where ppl hear reader laughing and he maybe introduces her only for people to recognize her from YouTube

Hi guys! I am back with another Dream x Reader! This was fun to write and i honestly pictured him going all 😳. Hope you guys enjoy and show some love! Requests are highly appreciated. ☺️

y/n/n = your nickname

y/yt/n = your youtube name

Accidents Happen.

Dream was streaming GTA (no minecraft i know, surprised me too!) with Quackity, Karl, and BBH. You were laying on the small couch he has in his streaming room, strolling through your twitter timeline.

Twitter is a weird place. You either hate it or love it at times. You like a few posts people have tagged on, considering the fact that you are a youtuber with a small following, that is surely rising! Your newest video is to thank, as you played minecraft for the first time. ‘I guess people really do like me failing at this game.’ You said to yourself in a whisper as you keep receiving more notifications than you can keep up with.

You laugh at a funny, yet lame tweet you see and quickly shut up when you notice Clay turning around in his chair ‘Babe, they can hear youuuuu.’ You give him an apologetic look and say a quiet ‘Sorry love.’

His chat starts going crazy. ‘OMGGGGG DID YALL HEAR THAT?????’ ‘WHO LAUGHED’ ‘DREAM HAS A GIRL WITH HIM???? OMG COOTIES!!!!!’, were one of the many things his chat was quickly filled with. Clay nervously laughs as he tells his chat, ‘Guys, it’s cool, it’s just my girlfriend.’ And again, chat loses it. ‘BOY WHAT?!?!?’ ‘HE HAS A GIRL??? WITH THOSE SHOES?????’ ‘ayyyy get it 😳.’

He muted his mic as he once again turns to you. ‘So chat is losing their shit, do you think we should tell them?’ He asks you. You get up from the couch and walk towards him, ‘Sure! Only if you’re ready tho, I don’t want to pressure you or make you feel weird, Clay.’ He hugs your waist and pulls you into his lap. ‘Let’s do it.’ He says as he unmutes his mic.

‘Chat, I have someone to introduce you to.’ He says as he looks at you and smiles. ‘Um, hi everyone! My name is y/n/n!! I’m Clay’s girlfriend, it’s nice to meet you guys!!!’ You say as you notice chat going really quick, too quick for you to read anything properly.

A donation goes through that makes you and Dream tense up a bit. ‘WHAT YOURE y/yt/n!!!!! OMGGGG NO WAY!!!!!!! LSODKWODK.’ You turn to look at Dream with wide eyes. He quickly mutes once again and looks at you. ‘Shit, babe, how are you feeling?’ He says, looking for any signs of discomfort. ‘I didn’t think they’d figure it out so soon?’ You chuckle, trying to process what just happened. You unmute the mic and say ‘Aw damn, you guys found me, I guess I can no longer bully Dream with you guys on twitter.’ You say, trying to sound disappointed, only to earn a ‘WHAAATTTT!?!?!?!?!’ from your boyfriend.

‘Yikes okay chat bye!! I’m in trouble.’ You say as you laugh, trying to escape Clay’s hold on you. ‘NO NO NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN BULLY?????’ He does his iconic laugh and you can’t help but smile. ❤️

[assholeinahat]

I want him

Whaaatttt who said that??? 😮😮😮

"You know you're better than this -"

[does-it-need-saying]

His Favorite Adventure

~/Who said you’re not important? I’ve travelled to all sorts of places, done things you couldn’t even imagine, but you two? Street corner, two in the morning, getting a taxi home. I’ve never had a life like that.\~

“Doctor, come on!”

Rose waited outside the pub, trying and failing to hail a taxi. She could fend off malicious aliens and save entire universes from certain destruction, but apparently being able to catch a single bloody cab on her own was not in her repertoire of skills. What made it so much worse was that the Doctor never seemed to have any trouble with it, and the smug git sure did like to rub it in her face. She supposed that was why he had been so insistent she head out first.

“Doctor!” she shouted again, stepping away from the curb knowing he could hear her through the mostly empty street. He said he would be out in a mo, said he was just going to give a last quick goodbye to Jake and Olivia and Ava and Liam and the rest, said he’d be right behind her. Why she believed him she’ll never know. At least his coat was keeping her a bit warm, but still. Wearing a rather short dress and heels in the cold and just being completely knackered wasn’t exactly Rose’s definition of a good time.

Then, just as she was about to walk back in for him (more than content to drag him out by his ear), the Doctor finally came stumbling out.

“Roooose! Sorry, ‘m here. Ready for that cab, then? See you’ve had the same luck as always,” he smiled at her, giddier than usual and swaying just the tiniest bit.

Rose simply stood there, eyeing him up and down as an amused expression grew over her face. “Now how in the hell did you manage to get completely pissed in the ten minutes since I stepped outta there?”

“Whaaatttt? Noooooo,” he tried defending himself, but apparently couldn’t even convince his own intoxicated mind of that fact. “Well… maybe just a little, just a bit, just a tad. But it’s no’ my fault, I promise! I told ‘em- I did!- that I was not interested ‘cause… well ya know,” he said gesturing to Rose, “but they just bullied me right into it!”

Rose chuckled. “Ohhh yes, The Oncoming Storm in all his glory, susceptible to a bit of peer pressure from a handful of innocent humans.”

“Says the Rose Tyler, defender of the universe, who can’t even hail us a simple cab. I mean really, love, it’s not that hard,” he rebutted, wrapping his arms tightly around her waist with a devilish grin.

“Speaking of which,” she managed, trying not to think about how damn sexy he looked with that messed up hair and rolled up sleeves and his tongue just poking out touching the top of his lip… she blinked, snapping herself out of it. “Er- I think it’s about time you got us one. Bit chilly out here, and I sure would love to get home before Jake runs out to force another shot of,“ she paused to take a quick sniff of his breath, “tequila on your poor, poor soul.”

“Oi! No sniffing, you!” he covered his mouth and not so gracefully backed away.

“So is that a no on the taxi, then?” Rose tried again, but the Doctor - that handsome git- clearly had no intention of cooperating. “Fuck, you are so bloody useless when you’re drunk!”

Rolling her eyes, Rose stepped back out to the curb shouting and waving her arm about. Finally, after watching her struggle for a minute, the Doctor gave that famous whistle of his which almost instantly stopped a taxi right in front of them. Rose sighed both in exasperation and relief. The Doctor smirked to himself, and then moved forward to open the door.

“After you, Dame Rose,” he held out his hand for her.

Any frustration she felt just a moment ago melted away and she smiled back at him. “Why thank you very much, Sir Doctor,” she took his hand and ducked into the car.

After telling the driver where they were headed, the Doctor followed her in and scooted up right next to her. He put his hand on her knee and started drawing not-so-innocent circles with his finger. Rose laughed to herself. He always did get a bit more handsy after he’d had a few and any other time she would gladly play along (even now it was taking all her will power not to just fall into him). But right now she really just wanted to get home and being thrown out of the cab taking them there was not going to help accomplish that. So instead, Rose rested her head against the crook of his neck and took his rather rowdy hand in hers.

“You’re not mad at me, then?” he smiled down at her.

“For what?”

“Ohhhh I don’t know… getting drunk when-”

“When your pregnant wife couldn’t do the same?” she finished for him, stifling a chuckle and yawn at the same time.

“Mmmm, yeah… that.”                                                                                              

“Course I’m not mad, you twat. Was actually surprised you made it for as long as you did with everyone else drinking like the world was ending. Actually, that’s not true, they all really put ‘em away back then… But just ‘cause I’m not allowed to have fun the next eight months doesn’t mean you should have to suffer, too.”

“Oh, but Rose Tyler, greatest being in the universe, love of my many lives, I won’t be suffering one bit. In fact it would be my absolute pleasure to stay properly sober for you!” he declared rather dramatically.

“You say as you’re the complete opposite of sober at this very moment, you realize?”

“Oi! That was only ‘cause o’ the peer pressure! Remember? But now that I learned their ways, no more of that trickery can they pull on me!”

“Is that so?” The Doctor could hear the mockery in her voice, and what he could have sworn was a quiet snigger from the driver.

“Mmm… well if I’m being honest- which remember now I always completely am with you-,” he took a deep breath as if to stall, “prob’ly not. But I’ve got another secret weapon on my side, don’tcha know.”

“And what, pray tell, would that be?” Rose asked, feigning intrigue.

“My complete and utter love and reverence for you, of course! I’ll tell ‘em, I will, ‘No! Because I’m supporting my incredible, wonderful, beautiful wife who I completely love and adore!’” Then, his voice getting a bit faster and an octave higher “…and if they still won’t leave me alone after that I’ll just give you a shout to save me.”

Rose snorted at him. “Oh no, you won’t! That’s cheating, that is. I’m putting down twenty quid right now you won’t make it a month!”

“Ohh Rose Tyler, how you wound me! But you are very, very wrong. You know how I know?”

“Mmm?”

“Because…” he gently took her chin in his hand and stroked her cheek with his thumb. Then, removing the space between them until his lips were just brushing against hers, he whispered, “no need for even a drop of alcohol when I’m already intoxicated on you every moment of my life.”

Then the Doctor gave up his teasing and took her into a gentle but fiery kiss. A kiss neither of them wanted to end, but which their need for air forced them to.

“God, you can be such a cheeseball sometimes,” she quietly laughed at him, her heart racing slightly faster than before.

“And proud of it!” Rose was just about to give in to another kiss and anything that might follow (decency be damned!) when an unexpected yawn escaped her lips. “Tired, love?”

“Just a touch,” she admitted, but still couldn’t seem to pull herself away from him.

As much as he very much didn’t want to, the Doctor did manage to tear his face from hers, though. “Oh come on now plenty of time for that later, ya little minx” he straightened himself out, guiding her head back to his shoulder. He let his hand linger and began to stroke her hair soothingly.

“Oi! You’re the one who started it!” Rose argued, but still let him take care of her. She let out another yawn. “Still amazes me you can be so awake at an hour like this, though, pissed or not.”

The Doctor glanced down at his wrist to check the time only to discover his watch wasn’t working. He tried shaking it a bit, hoping that would somehow get it to work (blimey, just how drunk was he?), but of course it didn’t help. “What time is it, anyway?”

“Err,” Rose pulled out her phone to check. “Two o’clock.”

At her words, the Doctor’s drunken aura completely faded away. “Two in the morning?” he asked, as if not believing her.

“Yup, two on the dot. Somethin’ wrong with that?”

The Doctor just smiled. “No, nothin’ wrong with that at all.” He gave Rose a gentle kiss on the top of her head, and then continued, “Have I told you recently just how very much I love you? How much I love getting to be with you every day? How much I love our life together?”

“Oh not for a while now, think it’s been a good handful of hours since you last did. You’ve been slacking,” she teased.

“Well then, Rose Tyler,” oh how he did love saying her name, and how she loved hearing him say it, “better get to work. Not that thinking about all the things I love about you and being with you takes much effort, mind you. Although thinking of where to begin on the other hand… Oh, I know! I love your wonderfully brilliant mind, and how you make the absolutely most perfect grilled cheese in the world, and how you’re hair is just the most beautiful mess when you wake up every morning, and that you…”

The Doctor kept going on and on the rest of the drive, even after Rose had fallen asleep. He simply couldn’t help himself. He thought about how perfect these past three years had been. How honored he felt to be living this life with the woman he loved, who somehow loved him right back. How excited he was to begin this new chapter of their lives together. And just how incredibly lucky he was to be driving home. In a taxi. That they caught on a street corner. At two in the morning.

It was certainly the one adventure he preferred most of all.

[photolover82]

The Masked Singer Season 4 Episode 2: Group B kicking it off... with a twist!! Guesses and Commentary

Hello my fellow Masked Singer guys and gals! It's that time of the week again (albeit I am a bit late, but let's go with it), time for Ana's Masked Singer recap woohoo! *insert fanfare here* This episode was such an insane one not gonna lie, Group B came in with a bang like wow... let's just get into it because it's a crazy episode in it of itself.

Firstly, I gotta point out the contestants of Group B, which this time were 6 unlike A and C which only have 5 contestants total.. and those 6 are (order from left to right, top row first then bottom row in the image below) Crocedile, Gremlin (the purple fluffy guy), Seahorse, Whatchamacallit (the blue and red hair cousin It thing), Baby Alien, and Serpent.

Alrighty so this elimination is gonna be a bit different than usual because it isn't the norm of what usually happens with these sorts of things (I'll tell you what I mean in a sec)...

So the first contestant unmasked for Group B actually wasn't eliminated (I know what you are thinking... "whaaatttt Anaaaaa that makes no sense")... but actually he unmasked himself (whatttt?! yeah you read that right, he legit was hot and suffocating and he seemed super over it and just took it off by himself... yup, that happened like what mind blown!

Anyways the mask who did this was...

*DRUMROLL PLEASE*

THE GREMLIN

Performance: He sang Stand by Me by Ben E. King and honestly it was meh, it was really breathy as if he forgot some of the words, I don’t know if he was overcome with emotion (because he dedicated it to his friend who passed away) or what, I felt kind of bad but I low key feel like he was going to go home regardless, but on the bright side I love the costume and it was a great song choice for his range. He has a very raspy voice... like almost like a smoker’s voice and I can kind of tell that he’s an older man, but I couldn’t recognize the singer. 

So the Gremlin ended up being revealed to be.... 

*DRUMROLL PLEASE*

MICKEY ROURKE 

Ugh this upsets me because I don’t know who he is so I really couldn’t guess him correctly. I searched it up and apparently he’s an actor and director and was in Iron Man 2, which I’ve never seen like ever. But yeah, he did good, he looked kinda drunk not gonna lie and I guess he was suffocated and got over it. 

Alright now that that’s out of the way, let’s get to my favorite part, the remaining 5 contestants: 

1. THE SEAHORSE

Performance: I really love Seahorse, she’s one of my favorites of the night and so far in the season in general. Her performance of Rihanna’s Only Girl in the World was amazing and I definitely knew who that voice is...

My guess and I am so sure about this guys is singer, songwriter, American Idol alum... 

TORI KELLY 

Dude like that voice is so recognizable... but also because of the clues: 

Emotion Ocean= she’s super emotional when it comes to songwriting, like she legit said in an interview that she cries a lot

Tea Party= she hosted tea parties with her fans in 2019 (well before all this ofc) 

Rainbow Frog= sang Rainbow Connection with Kermit the Frog 

Judges’ Guesses: 

Jenny: Halsey (say what now? This doesn’t sound like her... is Jenny ok? This episode she’s been messing up with guesses more than Ken... you’ll see what I mean) 

Nicole: Hailee Steinfeld (meh, that’s ok I guess, but not quite) 

Robin: Bebe Rexha (he was onto something when he said country but then he said this, but this is the closest guess of the 3)  

2. THE SERPENT 

Performance: This one is my other favorite of this group. His performance of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” by The Proclaimers was absolutely stunning, I got chills! If it is who I think it is, I love him (partially because I think I know who it can be) 

I think the Serpent can be actor of the iconic Broadway sensation Hamilton aka Aaron Burr, Sir:

LESLIE ODOM JR. 

Dude like I feel pretty good about this guess because of the voice and the clues:

Map of the Caribbean= reference to the beginning of Hamilton where Alexander Hamilton is from

Jr. References= he’s a jr. 

Between medicine & music= he played a doctor on Murder on the Orient Express in 2017

Number 31118 (this was from the Sunday before the premiere but still worth noting)= 3 albums, 11 stage productions, 18 years on Broadway OR bible verse Romans 3:11-18 which was written by Paul, a character he played on Rent

Judges’ Guesses:

Jenny: John Legend (See what I’m saying? Jenny, what are you doing man? That is not John Legend, like they don’t sound alike at all) 

Ken: Daveed Diggs (Wow! Ken got it kinda close, I’m proud, that’s an achievement for him we gotta give it to him) 

Nicole: Leslie Odom Jr. (WOOOO!! Yesss Nicole!!) 👏🏼

3. THE CROCODILE 

Performance: I also really liked Crocodile and his performance of It’s My Life by Bon Jovi was great! I feel like I know who this is, and I am pretty familiar (well, more or less) with 90s and early 2000s boybands and this one is someone in that realm I am so sure of it... 

Ok so being more specific, I think it’s boybander from The Backstreet Boys: 

NICK CARTER 

The voice and the clues were a dead giveaway:

The Vegas vibes in the clue package= he performed in Vegas with Backstreet Boys 

Water clues (the water slide and happiest in water)= he was born in Orlando, FL home of the theme parks and FL is also some of the Gators so it would makes sense with the costume

Grew up in Hollywood= moved there when really young

Judges’ Guesses:

Ken: John Hamm (and he’s back, that was a terrible guess)

Nicole: Nick Lachey (so close, but not quite)

Robin: Donnie Wahlberg (um, Jenny agreed, how does she not know that this ain’t your husband?!) 

4. THE WHATCHAMACALLIT

Performance:  His performance of “I Wish” by Skee-Lo was good, not my favorite, but I didn’t hate it. I am kind of feeling that it’s an athlete due to the height and also how he speaks. 

So this guess is an idea I got from the Internet (subject to change because I have no clue about sports players): 

Rashad Jennings?

The only thing I got from the clues was:

Dancing with Stars= he won DWTS 

Clues IDK

Orange Jelly= ?

The clock with the Bear Mask on the 5= ? 

Swinging Keys= ?

Judges’ Guesses:

Nicole= Swiss Beats (meh idk) 

Ken: Damon Lillard (I like this guess, tbh.. I kinda agree with it being a sports player)

Robin: Tyler the Creator (that would be cool but I don’t think so) 

5. THE BABY ALIEN

Performance: His performance of Faith by George Micheals was good too, better than I expected for the costume ngl. I had pretty low expectations but I am pleasantly surprised. He isn’t my favorite by any means and I am also a bit stumped by him especially because of that fake Russian accent, but I am in between 2 people at the moment....

The 2 people I am in between are either Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham or actor 

JASON SEGEL 

It kinda sounds like him and the clues are a bit confusing but there’s one I understand too:

Tony Awards Reference= he’s been on Broadway 

The mask’s a puppet and Segel is a big fan of puppets (He was also in the Muppets movie) 

CLUES IDK 

Space clues= ?

Friends Reference (2nd Gear)= ?

Ferris Beuller references= ?

Judges’ Guesses:

Jenny: Ralph Macchio (meh I guess that’s good) 

Nicole: David Schwimmer (not bad, but idk it doesn’t really sound like it)

Ken: Freddie Prinze Jr. (ya, no) 

Alright so that’s it! I am so sorry for it being late, but better late than never... I’ve been pretty busy so hopefully this weekend I will have tonight’s episode recap up... THANK YOU FOR READING AND I WILL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE *blows kiss* byeeee! 

[caroline18mars]

A Man On Fire - Chapter 56

Tourmanager..come on, where was she? Could they get out of that huge van any slower? Sean..oh there she was, he hurried over to her “didn't you get my e-mail?” and gently grabbed her arm, “Ok Jay, you really need to stop?!” she yanked her arm free again and gave him a pair of big, rolling eyes before she walked inside with the rest. He had to catch up with her again “what is your problem?” he pushed her inside one of the first dressingrooms “my problem? Boy I'm glad I didn't say yes to marrying you!”. Jared was taken aback, his mouth forming a silent 'O', it hurt like a motherfucker “really?” his sad blues drilled into hers, melting her frozen heart “no..no of course not, I'm just..” she hesitated. “Maybe you shouldn't propose to me when I'm ovulating” she said with a deadpan expression on her face, defusing the situation instantly, a big smile formed on his face “what?”, the tension went right out of the door together with her seriousness “you heard me, yes I'm ovulating and yes I'm going completely bonkers and my hormones are all over the place and no you really shouldn't be asking me those type of questions that time of the month” she rolled her eyes dramatically but her heart was smiling again. Jared walked up to her “so, does that mean I can ask you all the other times of the month?” and stopped until they were toe to toe, his hands carefully looking for a spot to land on, “don't push your luck!” she mumbled when his hands ended up on her hips. “I know it's healthy to argue for a couple, but I don't want to fight anymore, I can't take it, I was this close to cancelling the show tonight” he scrunched up his nose, he just wanted to kiss her, “oh Jay, if you can't take arguing then you shouldn't be in a relationship, nobody can see eye to eye all the time” she ran her hands up and down over his muscular upper arms, he didn't say anything, he just smiled and kissed the hell out of her.

Sean had been hovering around that dressingroom for a while so as soon as she headed out of the room, he caught up with her “you know, we're one man, or woman, short tonight, d'you wanna come up?”. The fear in her eyes when she looked at him was unmistakeable, “I don't know..uhm..” she stammered, she hadn't forgotten that he was the reason she nearly plummeted to the ground because he'd rather have her dead than with Jared. What was she to do? She wanted to make herself useful and seeing a show from the top of the venue was so much cooler than just watching from the side of the stage “I'll think about it and let you know” she quickly mumbled as Jared appeared behind them. Sean quickly shrugged and nodded “fine yeah”, seeing Jared made him hurry back to the stage, “what did he want?” Jared's arm snuck around her waist, “he wants me to go up there, they're one light guy short and he wants me to do it”. Jared took a deep breath “I don't care what he wants, what do you want?” the voice of reason she liked so much was back, hallelujah, “I would love to do it, it's a great idea but..” she pushed her hands deep in her pockets and looked at her feet. “You want to do it, but not with him around” he finished her answer, this boyfriend of her's was one in a million, he sounded like he could solve every puzzle in her life, “Yeah” she covered the hand resting on her hip with hers “I guess I still don't trust him”. Jared threw his arms around her and kissed her softly “and you have every reason not to, so you'll go up there and I'll make sure he gets a job on the ground with the videowalls, how does that sound?” he breathed against her lips, “perfect!..thanks Jay” she sighed, god it felt good to feel that weight lifting from her shoulders. “You're welcome, I think it's really hot to have my future wife swinging in ropes above my head” he grinned and slapped her butt, “whaaatttt?” she raised her hands in despair as she walked away “you're a dirrrrty man, Leto” her hiccupping laughter curled around his heart “but hey, I like it”.

And one, two..the first deafening drums of 'Monolith', and the wall that was still closed lit up like a funky Christmas tree, yes...yesyesyes! High above the ground a shiver down her spine felt even more intense than down there, was it the first time she saw how truly beautiful and amazing this all was? Her work, the colours, the monolith that would slowly start to rise in a few seconds..ok focus now, don't get distracted by the thunderous roar of the crowd, she looked down greeted by a wave and a kiss that was blown up to her, he looked as ridiculous as gorgeous in that beautiful dark, richly embroidered, velvet cape. Giggling she watched him dissapear inside the cube..and with the lift of so much colourful weight the room exploded, from now on full focus on the show, which was damn hard to do if your lover was driving all the hungry, starstruck women down there crazy. Look at her, I could have been up there with her..a man can dream right that she would even be remotely interested in me, right? no don't go there again, she's with him now, do I like that? Hell no! But I guess I have to accept it, for now..they're not gonna last, of course not..this relationship had disaster written all over it, let them run their course and once that is done..BAM! Make sure you're on the scene with a big, masculine shoulder to cry on and Bob's your uncle! Just don't fuck it up like you did last time, be patient and everything will sort itself out. Mr. High-and-Mighty there on that stage won't be so high and mighty then, he won't know what hit him, me, her best friend since forever, will be the victor, not that pompous ass with his ridiculous outfits that had to cover up the fact that the music sucked big time.

”Jay, come on man..” Shannon gestured at his brother to keep up after the show but he only stared at the ceiling “just a minute” he mumbled watching her walk the narrow beam that would lead her down again.  Why did he always hold his breath until he watched her hands curl around the sides of the rope ladder? Why? Because it would be unbearable to see her tumble to the ground again, he would rather die than see that happen again, she was a part of him, if anything happened to her, it happened to him, simple as that. “Oumpfhh” she skipped the last few steps and just jumped down where she was greeted by Jared who threw his arms around her and kissed her damp forehead “whoooaa, don't! I'm sweaty” it was damn hot up there and she longed for a shower, ugh he was still sweaty too. “So? Maybe we can take a shower together?” he mumbled, in the corner of her eye she could see the crew make gagging gestures, “of course we can, you in your shower and me in mine, these dressing rooms aren't exactly private” she giggled and rolled her eyes. Jared seemed to come back to earth “fine, have it your way, but you're all mine later on” he groaned, “yo kids, come one, time to party” Shannon whistled and rolled his eyes.

“Hey..” Sean jumped in front of her as she stepped out of the bathroom, that shower had been amazing “told you you'd do great”, startled she pulled the towel a little tighter around her, what the hell happened to the promise that he wasn't even allowed around her?. “Sean, I really don't think this is the place or the time, how did you even get in here?” she quickly scanned the room, did I forget to lock that damn door? Whatever, he wasn't supposed to be in here, just try and act cool, whatever you do don't let him see your unease and fear, people like him thrived on it. “Everyone was waiting for you and they got a bit fed up so I told them to head on out and I'd wait for you”, what? And Jared left too? No that wasn't possible, he just wouldn't let that happen. Sean walked up to her, what the fuck, stay away “that's sweet, Sean..but if you don't mind I would really love to get some clothes on now” don't stammer, don't let him see you're getting really uncomfortable. “Hey honey, you still in the shower, got room for one more?” the door flew open and Jared grinning from ear to ear appeared, “what the..” he immediately stopped in his tracks and the grin instantly disappeared from his face. His eyes flew from Coco to Sean “Sean, could you give us a minute, please?” he scraped his throat, his voice sounded supercalm but she could feel a storm brewing, please don't let him take it out on me again, this is not my fault. “Uhh yeah, of course..” Sean just gave a little shrug and left the room , hands casually in his pockets like nothing had happened, when the door closed Harper exhaled deeply., trouble, yeah definitely trouble ahead.

For a few seconds all that could be heard was the faint buzzing of the lamps above their heads, his eyes seemed to grow darker “what the..?” his eyes scanned her semi-naked body up and down. “What the fuck was he doing in here? You're practically naked, I swear I'm about to lose my shit! Who let him in here?” he was practically fuming with anger. “I hope you're not even suggesting that I let him in, because I didn't! I just got out of the shower and there he was..” there was a tremble to her voice “now can I just get dressed?” she went bright red like she was embarrassed and on the verge of crying. “Hey” he slowly walked up to her trying to follow her eyes that avoided any form of contact while she reached for her clothes and stuffed her two arms in the same sleeve at once, that's how agitated she was. “Hey..wait..Harper? Coco? Look at me..come on look at me?” he grabbed her shoulders, the shirt thrown to the floor in frustration and anger, “I didn't initiate anything if that's what you're thinking Jared” the anger and dissapointment in her eyes was almost unbearable. “That's not what I'm saying, not at all! Do you hear me?” he kissed her forehead as she wiped the tears of frustation from her eyes, “I guess I don't, Jared, so what are you really saying? I'm so done with all this bickering and these accusations, I should have stayed at home, far far away from here!” she sniffed and rubbed her hands. “I'm not accusing you of anything, darling, really I'm not, I'm just shocked to waltz in here thinking to do delicious things to my girl under the shower, only to find that freak here talking to my half naked girlfriend. “I mean if it were the other way round, I bet you would freak out too” he made her sit down and put his arms around her, his chin resting on her head while it found the contact with his chest she so needed right now. “He said the rest of you were fed up waiting for me, and he wanted to check on me..it's like I'm causing trouble wherever I go, when all I want to do is paint, not being on tour chased by some lunatic who I used to think was a friend” she sighed, the slight touch of her lips brushing against the skin of his chest was intoxicating. “I want whatever you want, I just want you to be happy, I was just hoping you'd be happy here on tour with me” she felt his voice vibrate through his skin and she suddenly felt all warm and fuzzy, what was she saying? Of course she was happy “Listen, I'm happy, I'm happy wherever you are, and maybe I'm overreacting but somehow I just feel caged, a golden cage definitely but it's still a cage”. It was hard to hear her say that, “so, you want to go back to New York?” please say no, say no, change your mind and stay here with me, “of course I do” his heart plummethed right to his feet when he heard her say that “but not without you, so I'm staying right here with you and out of Sean's way”. Jared pulled back a little so she had to look up and he could let his lips crash down on hers “I love you, you know that?” he breathed against her lips, “I know, and I love you too, just start trusting me and stop being so insecure, it doesn't suit you” Harper folded her hands around his neck. “Point taken, now get dressed so we can go get a drink before I can rip them back off of you” he grinned, “ah, now we're talking, the promise of booze and sex, I like it” she jumped out of his arms, rushing to get her clothes on with a giggle.