#WE GET IT JADE
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jadelemonadee Ā· 3 months ago
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when anyone claims to be #1 seabury fan in their bio or something . hehā€¦..š”¬š”„ š”„š”¬š”«š”¢š”¶....
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egophiliac Ā· 24 days ago
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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.
(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)
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starsillys Ā· 7 months ago
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DOODYL DUMPS!!!
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RAGH
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stbot Ā· 2 years ago
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bi!boorman confirmed
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jadequarze Ā· 2 years ago
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Just two witches being soft and a hell hound who somehow gives more attention towards Imogen
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pbnmj Ā· 11 months ago
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tfw the man you love against your better judgement gets a kid to help him with his photojournalism and dies trying to expose the criminal he's been blackmailing and then the kid puts on a uniform that's way too big for him and calls himself spider-man after ben urich and you know he's going to get killed trying to serve justice to all the criminals in new york. and now there's a sixteen year old kid bleeding out on felicia's doorstep and again despite her better judgement, she cares. how much of that is a misplaced sense of responsibility for her dead lover, and how much of that is the deep feeling of injustice over how this child is the one fighting, and how felicia knows that she could never turn him away. what then </3
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samijey Ā· 3 months ago
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Jade Cargill - Friday Night SmackDown 23/08/2024
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astrobei Ā· 10 months ago
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in my heart of hearts mike wheeler is absolutely an athena kid but i also have to offer up a concept that i think has extreme comedic and dramatic potential aka: repressed gay teenager mike showing up at camp half blood unsure of who his godly parent is and feeling insecure about not having powers and one day when heā€™s making not-so-secret heart eyes at his best friend and son of apollo will byers is when a bunch of glowing floating hearts show up above his head. and thatā€™s how mike gets claimed by none other than aphrodite, the goddess of love and sexuality, and is in full denial about it for three days because he thinks itā€™s some kind of sick and twisted JOKE
(on aphroditeā€™s end, sheā€™s upset mike is throwing away the gift of true love and keeps trying to trick him out of repression by making more and more improbable and hilarious gifts appear when he and will are hanging out. mike hands will a book and it turns into a box of chocolates and he has to fling it away like a frisbee before will sees it. theyā€™re having lunch and romantic music starts playing. she gives mike the same blessing she used to claim piper and will canā€™t even look in his direction for a full day because he starts blushing so hard. fifty bouquets of flowers show up at the apollo cabinā€™s doorstep with a note that says love, mike and by the end of it, mike isnā€™t even repressed and unsure about his sexuality anymore ā€” heā€™s just trying to not throw himself into the bonfire out of sheer embarrassment)
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chiropteracupola Ā· 11 months ago
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A very fine captain, and a finer friend.
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ryllen Ā· 1 year ago
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their confession dynamic of all time
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agisleepy Ā· 6 months ago
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After the Pometrios dreams I am both excited and terrified to know what the other students dreams are like
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egophiliac Ā· 1 month ago
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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.
(okay, there is one more thing)
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chenouttachen Ā· 1 month ago
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babe is so important to me because heā€™s set up as this cold, arrogant playboy who doesnā€™t like his friends, doesnā€™t have the time of day for anyone whoā€™s of no use to him, but it doesnā€™t even take a full episode for that shell crumble; he gets one (1) singular taste of charlie and his affection and is ready to lay down his life, break all his rules to roll over for that boy if it means heā€™ll stop pouting
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endlesslytired Ā· 5 months ago
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Penacony.
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ironunderstands Ā· 6 months ago
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Explaining why I think the notion that ā€œJade did nothing wrong and if you hate her then you are a misogynistā€ is incorrectĀ 
Disclaimer: I donā€™t actually hate Jade, I find her compelling because she seems like the first true villain we might get in the game, and her kit looks really fun, so for that I can respect her. However, to say that she did nothing wrong, or that the people who dislike her are somehow in the wrong or are misogynists is very stupid, which is why I would like to clear up this misconception.
Letā€™s start with the ā€œshe did nothing wrong partā€ because thatā€™s straight up not true.Ā 
ā€¼ļøThis post will contain leaks of Jadeā€™s eidolons and lc, it will also contain mentions of slavery and sexual violence so be carefulā€¼ļøĀ 
I think the scene Jade fans go to point to when trying to argue that she does nothing wrong is the one that depicts her conversation with Aventurine. They state that she ā€œsaved himā€ and that the notions of her being a slave owner/having ties to slavery is incorrect.
However, at the very least the first part of this assumption is wrong, as in no way shape or form did she ā€œsaveā€ Aventurine.Ā 
1.Aventurine saved himself.Ā 
He is the one who set up the scheme to get the IPCā€™s attention, he is the one who killed his master, and he is the one who fought for his freedom. Attributing his hard work to Jadeā€™s ā€œbenevolenceā€ erases that, and it pretends as if sheā€™s the one who did all the work, when in reality Aventurine wouldnā€™t have even had a chance if he didnā€™t bet on himself.
2.What she offers Aventurine isnā€™t much better than what his life was before.Ā 
In a sense, Jade just gave Aventurine golden chains, and if she was really interested in saving him, there wouldnā€™t be a trial, and she would just let him go. ā€œBut the scamā€ the IPC has an uncountable amount of money, they literally control the currency in the galaxy, and are working on taking over the whole universe, a scam ran by one person on one planet will not damage them for long. What Aventurine did really only matters because the IPC made it matter, and even if Jade doesnā€™t have complete control over all the goings on on the IPC, if she could make it so Aventurine could join them, thereā€™s really no reason she couldnā€™t just let him free without any strings attached (which is what a normal person would do in this situation, because, well, empathy).
She knows how bad his situation was, as she remarked on how he killed his master, and the average person would struggle to find fault in his behavior at all, let alone have there even be a debate of whether she should let him live or not.Ā 
Like, imagine yourself as Jade for a second, and you are sent to judge this kid (we donā€™t actually know how old Aven was in that scene, but Iā€™d wager he was a late teenager/young adult) who just escaped slavery but also scammed the organization you are a part of, the organization that is what caused him to be enslaved in the first place (Iā€™ll get into it*). At the very least, if you are like me, you would have a very hard time getting mad at this kid because well who wouldnā€™t do what he did in his circumstances. Thatā€™s why Jade still focusing on her self interests disgusts me and likely disgusts a lot of people who saw this scene, itā€™s not some equal transaction of sorts, she quite literally has his life on her hands and is toying with it to suit her own ends.Ā 
Now, this situation is complicated, as Aventurine does actually want to join the IPC, but only because he believed that would be the best way he could try and save any remains of his people, the Avgin. We know this for two reasons a) the IPC took everything from him, and he has absolutely no reason why he would want to work for them if they canā€™t offer him anything b) the first thing Aventurine asks Jade when he becomes a Stoneheart is what happened to the rest of the Avgin, meaning that was likely his goal from the start, as even before becoming enslaved Aventurine had a ton of expectations of being the one to save the Avgin.Ā 
However, from Jadeā€™s perspective, likely
she doesnā€™t know any of this (unless she can read minds who knows), all she does know is that she holds a position of power over a very brave and intelligent person who owes a debt to the IPC for their crimes against it, and will die if she doesnā€™t save them. Therefore, she takes advantage of Aventurineā€™s inferior position, offering him a job not out of the kindness of her heart, but because she seeā€™s his moneymaking potential and knows he canā€™t decline her offer, since his options are IPC or death.Ā 
This is textbook exploitation, and it honestly disgusts me when people try and paint their relationship to be a mother/son one, when she so clearly views him as nothing more than a tool to achieve her own ends. As someone else puts it, Jade cares for Aventurine like one might care for a gun/weapon, ie she finds it useful and would like it to not get destroyed, but ultimately itā€™s just a tool that can be replaced.Ā 
Aventurineā€™s banner name is called ā€œGilded Imprisonmentā€ for a reason, and Jade offers him nothing more than shiny new chains.Ā 
*sidenote: the IPC arenā€™t just the ones who broke their promise to help the Avgin, they are also likely the ones who enslaved Aventurine. This is because as Kakavasha, he referred to them as ā€œthe men in black/the men in black suitsā€, aka the IPC. Which is why when first enslaver says he bought him from ā€œthe men in blackā€, heā€™s also likely referring to the IPC, considering that the exact same phrase in used, in fact, heā€™s probably mocking the way Aventurine referred to them due to how specific it is. So yeah, I donā€™t know why people pretend Aventurine is over what the IPC did to him, or even like they saved him, bro probably wants to kill all of them and I fully support him in this endeavor.*
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Speaking of treating him like a toolĀ 
3. Dehumanizing AventurineĀ 
Her first words to him in this scene are pointing out his biggest insecurity.
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ā€œWhat pretty eyes. Tell me, do they shine in the dark?ā€
Out of context this might not be bad, but oh my god is it horrific in context. The Avginā€™s eyes arenā€™t just a defining feature of theirs, but something they have been sexualized and abused for. Sparkle in her conversation with Aventurine implies that Sigonianā€™s use their attractive features (including their distinctive eyes) to get people to let down there guard and trick people, and in the same breath she also implies he did that to convince Sunday as well. Aventurine also hides his eyes with his tinted glasses because people automatically judge/discriminate against him for it, so Jade continuing that pattern is gross in my opinion.
Letā€™s also not forget that Aventurine is Romani coded, and a large proportion of both enslaved Roma in the past and free Roma have experienced sexual violence, as well as being treated as exotic and having other fetishized stereotypes attached to them. Calling his eyes pretty isnā€™t just some compliment, itā€™s also an extension of that, especially considering that itā€™s heavily implied that Aventurine did experience sexual violence when he was enslaved.Ā 
This is what makes Jade IMMEDIATELY going to talking about his eyes creepy as hell to me, and something I dislike her for.Ā 
However, I donā€™t think she meant it in a sexual manner, rather I think she was trying to get a reaction out of him, as well as demonstrate her position of power over him, which is just, ugh. Like Iā€™m sorry to say this, but if Aventurine was a woman and Jade was a man, Jade would never be beating the p3do allegations for this comment. What do you mean the first words you say to someone involve taunting them for a feature they get sexualized and mistreated over, someone that is likely a minor or a very young adult,Ā Ā someone that you hold a very clear position of power over. At the very nicest this is insensitive as hell for her to do, but considering she did not at all apologize to his very obviously negative reaction makes me think it was deliberate targeting.Ā 
Also, the next part of that opening.
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Yes, Jade is somewhat impressed by Aventurine, but objectively, this phrase doesnā€™t really come off that way, especially considering her tone in the scene. Seriously, rewatch it, itā€™s less of her being impressed, and more of her being surprised at him breaking the status quo, one which she doesnā€™t seem to view negatively. Also, keep in mind that in the CN (aka canon) version, the word is ā€œslaveā€ instead of servant, however I donā€™t know how the lines are delivered in CN, so she might sound kinder.
Regardless, having this neutral, almost detached perspective on slavery is very uncomfortable, at least to me. Because well, slavery is really bad (shocker), and you canā€™t really be neutral about these kinds of things. Commenting about how resisting his master would put Aventurine in danger in a clinical and detached manner gives the impression that Jade does not care about the existence of slavery in the slightest, and is perfectly happy with knowing itā€™s going on and doing nothing about it. Something which gets 10x worse considering the organization she works for is the one doing the slavery, which makes me wonder if sheā€™s seen it before and been like ā€œeh, itā€™s part of lifeā€ šŸ˜­
Iā€™m aware dismantling an entire institution is difficult, but her sheer apathy rather than inaction is what I feel is wrong in this scene, as again, a normal person wouldnā€™t talk about slavery like this. They would probably phrase it like, ā€œresisting your enslaver would put your life in danger, yet you did it anywaysā€, with none of that neutral tone in there, which kind to implies that Aventurine resisting the person who abuses him is in any way wrong or unusual for a person to do. Honestly I can understand a little bit why people donā€™t have problems with this line, as understand why people see it as just her doing her job as a judge. However, thereā€™s something so disturbingly off with it that makes me really not like Jade for it, and hopefully I conveyed that well enough, if you have a better way of phrasing it please tell me.
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Annnd this is why I say she doesnā€™t view him as a person. Jade literally tells Aventurine that his name, the remainder of his identity, the one part of his culture and his family and his life, quite literally the only thing he has left is destined to be buried and abandoned. She knows how much it means to him, and she wants him to cast it aside and pick a new identity, as the only thing Jade cares about is what value Aventurine can bring for the IPC.Ā 
Also, she does refer to him as ā€œchildā€ there, so yeah, he likely is a minor or at the very least they have a very significant age gap! Yay! Taking advantage of people significantly younger than you! And if he is somehow close to her age, then well, she views him like a child in comparison to her, which is dehumanizing. Thereā€™s really no winning with this one huh šŸ˜­
She also refers to him in the same way his old enslaver did!Ā 
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Hound and dog are synonyms, so yeah, ew. Narratively, this is meant to be a parallel from Aventurineā€™s time enslaved to his time now, which demonstrates how nothing really changed, as Jade refers to him in the same way his old master/enslaver did.
4. However, thatā€™s not all to be concerned about for Jade, at least in terms of morality, so letā€™s look at her eidolons.
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Each one of her eidolons questions a good quality, letā€™s take E3 for an example.
ā€œHonesty?ā€ She questions why people, more specifically she would be sincere, and answers it with ā€œSoon Mortgagedā€.Ā 
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Now in this context, her honesty is likely seen as being convienent in order to get a deal off, if meant as a noun. As a verb itā€™s used in a similar manner, with Jade only behaving honestly because itā€™s part of her duty as a debt collector/contract maker.
Either way, this pattern for her eidolons, of her questioning a good quality then providing a selfish reason for why she exhibits it sets up a vicious implication. It makes it seem like any an all seemingly kind, benevolent behavior from Jade is really just a means to further her goals, making her seem untrustworthy and selfish, like well, a snake, which is a motif prevalent throughout her design.Ā 
Her lightcone description also doesnā€™t make her seem much better.
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Oh how lovely, giving a future to innocent children, I sure do hope this description doesnā€™t end badly!
ā€œA philanthropist with a hidden agenda, a villain who mortgages soulsā€¦ She was given various identities by the world, but only she understood the morality behind these actions.ā€
Jade what are you planningā€¦Ā 
This tells us two things:
1) She engages in philanthropist behavior for reasons we donā€™t know of yet which is concerning because philanthropy is centered around helping people, why do you have ulterior motives for helping people. What are you planning with those children, Jade?
2)ā€A villain who mortgages soulsā€ oh! Sure, these two identities were apparently given to her by the world, but like, mortgaging souls??? Iā€™ll get into her biblical (specifically satanic) references next, but like, you need one hell of a good reason to justify buying and selling PEOPLES SOULS. Whatever hidden agenda Jade might have must be like unfathomably good to justify this, because well, this means she owns (or at least helps other people own) people. PEOPLE.Ā 
Jade fucking OWNS HUMAN BEINGS. Unless those people are like a dictator reincarnated or something thereā€™s no good reason to justify owning the essence of someoneā€™s being. Itā€™s straight up evil and Iā€™m glad the game calls her a villain for it.Ā 
5. Satan is that you???
The snake, her contract thing as her skill and in her splash art, her job being ā€œJade of Creditā€, her relationship to withered fruit, and the apple in her splash art, the man at her feet in her splash art, her MORTGAGING SOULS. Look, Iā€™m not a Christian, but like, these are all pretty blatant references to satan whoā€™s, idk, the embodiment of evil. Sure, you could say sheā€™s more like Eve, but sheā€™s not being tricked by the snake, no, in fact, the snake works for her.
Now I donā€™t literally think Jade is meant to be the devil or something, but she sure as hell seems like sheā€™s meant to be narratively like an agent of Satan/ a demon, which is fascinating. Interestingly, this also paints her interaction with Aventurine as a deal with the devil, which just makes it seem even worse than it already is.Ā 
Well, for now thatā€™s all of Jadeā€™s questionable behavior, and I feel confident enough in saying that at the very least sheā€™s meant to be read as morally grey, so acting like she does no wrong is strange. However, itā€™s not a crime to like villains at all, and I feel like if Jadeā€™s hardcore defenders just accepted that part of her character, everyone would be way happier, because people do have legitimate reasons to dislike her for the shit she has done, especially rroma people for how she treated Aventurine.Ā 
Not everyone has to like your favorite character, and downplaying and lying about her lore and character because you canā€™t handle that is annoying as hell and does the character you are defending in the first place a disservice. Jade being a bad person is what makes her interesting, and honestly the idea that women canā€™t be bad people is misogynistic as well, which is a nice way to transition to the other part of this post:
For the love of god people donā€™t dislike Jade because of misogyny. Please shut up and stop throwing words around that you clearly donā€™t understand, as you only end up diminishing actual misogyny.Ā 
Iā€™ve already gone over the valid reasons why people dislike her, so letā€™s go over all the other stupid shit people bring up in trying to pretend like Jade hate is misogyny.
ā€œBut Boothill didnā€™t get complaints when he was randomly drip marketed, people complaining are only misogynistic Sunday fans!ā€
Jesus Christ.
Boothill has been leaked for several fucking months prior to his drip marketing, and people had been waiting diligently for when he would finally show up for a while, so obviously they were happy when he did.
Heā€™s like, the most fanservice-y character (in a good way) ever. Boothill is a fucking long-haired cyborg space cowboy outlaw who physically cannot curse and has the cuntiest animations known to mankind, thatā€™s like the most appealing combination of traits known to man. So appealing in fact, that people outside the fandom were making posts about him. Big shocker that the character designed to make everyone love him has everyone love him, act surprisedĀ 
Jadeā€™s only scene so far had been her one with Aventurine in 2.1, which as I mentioned prior, has problems. This also doesnā€™t help that sheā€™s just as slimy in his character stories and their interaction in 2.2, which compared to again, the character designed to be as appealing as possible, isnā€™t a good look.Ā 
For the love of god Sunday fans have the right to complain. They have also been waiting MONTHS for him, so they would have been disappointed at any character that isnā€™t Sunday getting marketed, as that means they have to wait even more months for him. Heā€™s highly anticipated, in comparison to Jade, whose had crumbs so far, so of course some people got upset (I didnā€™t see anything more than disappointment tbh)
People did complain about Boothillā€™s marketing! Like I know everyone clowned on them, but there were Firefly stans genuinely upset that he got marketed over her, and someone even started a ā€œboycott Boothillā€™s bannerā€ campaign šŸ˜­. Itā€™s just the other reasons compounded why more people complained about Jade than they did about him.
Iā€™m sure thereā€™s some people out there who hate her because they hate women, but like, everyone? Really?
Genuinely, it is so tiring to see misogyny get thrown around like it doesnā€™t mean anything, and people complaining about misogyny where it doesnā€™t exist, and ignoring it where it does. Like Iā€™m sorry SOME Jade stans, but yall cannot call this misogyny, then proceed to compare Jade to other female characters like Firefly, and call them flops and trash in comparison to her. THATS unnecessary hating on women for no reason, so donā€™t be a fucking hypocrite.
Also if a goddamn fictional character is the hill you die on for womenā€™s rights issues, when thereā€™s actual women being genocided right now, please reevaluate your priorities and support the women who actually need your help and assistance right now. Dogging on random Sunday fan #365 for being ā€œmisogynisticā€ because they said they wished he was marketed instead of Jade when there are women being murdered as we speak is dumb as hell. Like yes, these two problems can coexist, but for the love of god pixels are not as important as actual people, and if you really cared about women this would not be the one issue of misogyny you seem to talk about.Ā 
Well, this post was kinda a mess, but I hope you enjoyed it anyways! Iā€™d love to hear your thoughts on the matter, and personally Iā€™m very interested to see where they go with Jade in 2.3. Please keep making her evil and donā€™t try to hit us with the sad backstory Hoyo, Iā€™m fine if itā€™s meant to complicate her, but please donā€™t try and redeem her. Hopefully they go with the Dottore route, but considering they are planning on selling her, they might throw everything interesting down the drain for her which is sad. Let women be evil! And I hope you have a good day :)Ā 
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Nina and Crowley Mr. Six Shots Of Espresso In A Big Cup
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