#WAS IT THE BOSS

[indaventswithrat]

''hello, little guy, nice to see you!''

I suppose this vent rat is the only person who's ever seen them.

makes sense, though, they both only know these...weird floors.

-P.A.F/Caller/@phone-a-friend

jsyk p.a.f's blog is glitched, refer to intro post for info :3

“ squeak squeak? “

[Other various rat noises]

[ its trying to have a conversation but it is a rat so you won’t be able to understand it ]

[ but my gut says he’s never used a phone before and is trying to “ get you out” of the phone ]

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[oatmealdoodles]

The second I saw this I just bolt right up and HAD to draw it. As my fist comic this took me SO much longer that it needed to -_- part 4

part 3

part 2

part 1

og:

[ldr-is-my-life]

[glitter-stained]

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

[jeannes-world]

HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ! HE MADE ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE FOOD IN THE WORLD INTO CHOCOLATE !!!

[elisenel]

This prolly doesn't make sense but I couldn't stop thinking about fizzarozzie getting Lucifer's blessing 🐤✨

[meandtheyeehaws]

MORE DUCKIES!! MOREEE

[lucdoodle]

meanwhile in the audience...

[hoothootarts]

i need these

[asthevermincrawls]

I think this person on reddit summed up the youtube adblocker situation perfectly. my reaction to this is not "oh man guess I'll watch ads." its, "well, I guess I'll just do something more productive with my time." I highly doubt any adblock user is going to willingly go back to watching ads. so what actually happens is youtube loses a functionally tiny amount of its userbase--because adblockers weren't even losing them a significant amount of money in the first place(!)--and a bunch of adblock users move on to something else. what a fantastic waste of time and effort

[couriernewvegas]

[sleeparalys1sdemon]

being good at everything but excellent at nothing

[evercelle]

[post-grammatic-stress]

If you've ever told a person who's had to be bedbound for a period of time that you wish you could "just stay in bed", DO IT.

Stay in bed. For days. But don't get up if someone needs you to, or you get bored, or you get antsy. Don't do anything other than rest. Just lie in your bed, whether you need to get stuff done around the house or socialize or anything else "productive". You'll have to cancel on people, you'll disappoint them, they won't understand.

And if you're thinking, "well, i CAN'T just be in bed. There's stuff that has to be done - I have plans", maybe ask yourself why you assumed a disabled person doesn't have plans or things to do or desires.

[townofangels]