#Voice-Over Services
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i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage
#eliot posts#dunme#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao#but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind''#laios being my internal monologue here#i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying#tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number#(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled)#(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a#plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!)#(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time#and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig)#(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications)#(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!)#(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad)#(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol)#(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections)#(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired)#AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars#and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75#the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could)#like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???
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#telltale bruce has me in a chokehold#bruce wayne#i do not blame john for completely losing it over bruce#he is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO baby girl#bruce wayne twinkified#babygirl on the streets batman in the sheets#baby girl coded#batman#telltale games#telltale batman#batman: the enemy within#dcu#batmanedit#my gifs#bisexual bruce wayne#troy baker#because he voiced the best bruce wayne thank u for ur service!!!#telltale bruce wayne#i like this version so much because he has a lot of personality and he's more human and he feels stuff and he can be emotional but#he's still bruce you know?#this bruce and arkham knight jason PLLLLLLEASe#like im not already imagining them when im writing my fanfic
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See, it would be so much easier to fix my attention span if I could justify getting rid of YouTube shorts. I've figured out how to get them out of my recommended screen before, and it genuinely does help a lot.
But there are a handful of content creators, including a friend of mine, whose shorts I really want to see. Either I'm invested in the storyline, or I want to support my friend, etc.
#not making exuses#i genuinely am starting to work on my attention span#just an observation#i WANT to know how bistro huddy is doing#i WANT to see jess's latest hotel story (though technically she does combine all of her shorts for each story eventually)#i want to watch kaelin laugh her way through customer service stories#and of course my friend do her sign language faith videos#i like the short recipes#green flag guy#etc#but so many of the shorts in my recommended now are just. story compilations#that are voiced over video clips that are realistically definitely stolen#i speak
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The voice in my head for Delta is weird, my brain associates him with Natsu so much I imagine his voice like him.
#toffeesbabbles#yapping over promise#trying to find a voice clip in english that didn't have fan service in it was HELLLLL#anyways
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So, the current 338 projection has the NDP falling to 6 seats, and I didn't think much given that like I do think the NDP has major problems, but I saw the BC projection of only one seat, and it's only showing as lean, and I'm getting suspicious. So I looked back and the last time the NDP got less than 10% of the vote (the current national projection) was the 2000 election, in that election the NDP got 8.51% of the popular vote and 13 seats, including 3 in B.C.
Now obviously a lot has changed since 2000, for example that was when there were two conservative parties before they were united. There's also a very different electoral map. But I think there's more than one seat in the lower mainland that are comfortably NDP with well-liked MPs.
I'm bringing this up because people are thinking about strategic voting, but the assumption is a vote for the Liberals is a vote to keep the tories out, this isn't always true, and the 338 projection for seats, from what I understand is only estimating based on the regional and national trends, they don't have specific polling by district. So for example, a district like Vancouver Kingsway, which has Don Davies, who is as far as I know well-liked, he won with significant margins in every election he's been re-elected in. 338 projects it as Liberal likely.
My guess is that people in tighter races are the ones changing most, and extrapolating that evenly accross B.C. or even the lower mainland is warping the view of these comfortable NDP seats.
#NDP#Canada#Canadian Politics#I absolutely prefer Carney over PP#that said I'm watching the UK gut PIP#under a 'better than the Tories' government#and once I saw a poll saying only one NDP seat in BC I realized that I have no trust in the district level projection#We do need the tories out of government#but we also need voices on the left especially as the Liberals move right#to prevent as much loss of our social safety net as possible#PP might gleefully destroy our public services#but Carney isn't going to prioritize them#and at the end of the day whether we lose support from malice or apathy it's a loss
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Deprecare Deum pacis, ut conterat Satanam sub pedibus nostris, ne ultra valeat captivos tenere homines, et Ecclesiae nocere ✝️✝️✝️
John Ward from hit New Blood game Faith: The Unholy Trinity in my inbox
Am I saved? Am I free?
#is it over?#Mr. Ward Please do not view the contents of this account#much of it is perverse.. you need not see it#thank you for your service you can leave now#*nervous laughter*#non voice post#ask#asks
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i do so love how completely useless and broken our healthcare service can be. i've been waiting for a scan for the knee issue i've had for four years now and i was told today that there was an issue with the referral i was given last september and that's why i haven't had it yet. i'm. i'm just.
anyway, lantern rite stuff caught up, hsr dailies done, and i'm here to write & vibe in dms
#;forever yelling into the abyss (ooc)#( this is no hate to the staff bc they're overworked like crazy )#( this is just despair over the shitty service it has fallen into bc the country has and still is going to shit )#( ANYWAY. i'm happy bc my boy baizhu actually gets to be in this year's LR and not just a few pixels in the background )#( and i get to hear his voice again )
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all retail and food service employees should be allowed to have a gun behind the register that they can either shoot annoying customers with or point to their own head as a threat display
#just thinking about my time at taco hell today#i should've been allowed to threaten customers as many times as i wanted#raise your voice at me by three decibels over how the kitchen made your food and i will kill you straight up#get mad at me for your order taking too long and I'm also killing you straight up#try to flirt with me while I'm on the clock and I'm pointing the gun at myself#i do not miss food service#at all#chill out ice
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The first chapter will be posted Sunday, 13 August 2023.
Borne of our actual hatred of business development and networking events, @rmd-writes and I have created (Un)professional Services: 6 chapters and 60,000 words of corporate-Tarlos chaos, to be posted over 6 weeks.
This project was the result of many many hours of no one telling us "no", including each other, and the answer to everything being "yes, and then what if...":
There are hot people at networking events?
We make Owen the most chaotic he’s ever been?
Gwyn lives and roasts TK at every opportunity?
Carlos spirals like a zoodle?
TK has to endure seeing Carlos in a suit all the time?
A law firm makes corporate branded condoms?
Fire safety training is an ongoing and slightly unexplained theme?
Stay tuned to find out the answer to some of these and more.
A thousand forehead kisses and fruit baskets for @celeritas2997 for letting us derail the gc over this so many times and for beta reading!
Summary below just because we like to tease:
TK Strand has been an attorney long enough to know that networking events with accounting firms offer little more than terrible wine that he doesn’t drink, uninspiring small talk and a stack of identical-looking business cards. Until he takes Nancy up on a bet and winds up having all of his preconceived ideas about business development being challenged by an accountant who is very far from boring. The Tarlos Professional Services AU.
#prepare to get Very Unprofessional#I hope you read that in the TK voice#we are excited!#rampant enthusiasm takes over#much screaming and yelling#many capital letters#please join in if you feel the need#screeching seagulls unite#(un)professional services#(un)profesh#911 lone star#tarlos#tk strand#carlos reyes#911 lone star fic#tarlos fic#lola writes#rmd writes#raelola write
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my customer service voice is quite high pitched and feminine imo but I just had a customer call up and i answered the phone with my usual intro and they said hello sir
And I was like what. But also I'll take it. No complaints here
#me??#Okay#This is the first time this has ever happened to me#I mean irl sure people will clock me as a guy sometimes#But over the phone?? Never. My customer service voice is just too distinctly feminine I think#💀💀💀#I'll fucking take it#Hell yeah
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honestly i was always a bit... bewildered by bioware's business model, because i always thought (not to be a backseat game dev) it would not be hard to release supplementary vn/point and click/even twine game types of things of side content in between major releases? and that would probably provide both a mild income stream, and not need much of a budget or staff at all. something like the failbetter games collaboration they did, but more narrative focused and maybe tied more closely to the games rather than "here's a random town in orlais"
and people always say "ohhh the characters and romances are only appreciated by a small percentage of the players!!" with the implication that it's like a minority of female/queer players into it, but i really don't think that's true. the Average Man Player was also foaming at the mouth after dao because romanced morrigan mysteriously left the warden, haha. they were INVESTED. and there's the word of mouth effect too which i think is underrated - for every one person who's yapping away nonstop about Blorbo From RPGs, they have a decent chance of winning over other people who don't care about Blorbo, but just quietly like the combat or whatever regardless
and i recently read some bg3 developers saying that when they were doing EA testing, a huge portion of the players would poll as "i'm not interested in romance, only care about combat/plot" but then... they'd all pick a romance and play through it regardless. so there is really a market for that type of narrative/character focused content imo, it's sad that bioware kept remaking the entire engine and gameplay each time instead of being able to build successfully on a formula and add little side content pieces as a bonus.
#what i'm saying is: dragon age COULD have an entire side ARG based around idk#being like an archivist poring over different codexes and formulating your Takes on them and interviewing npcs#to solve some kind of puzzle that's then referenced in the main game#brother genitivi simulator#or just a cute text-based ''here's some party banter and character dialogue that your pc can interject in''#or even a more plot-focused thing if they wanted to use it as a way to bring back the warden#since they were never voiced and it would be weird to voice them suddenly#like a little ''here's a snippet of what they're doing while trying to cure the calling'' or whatever#alas!#we live under the burden of capitalism and live service models... 😔#this is actually something that would've made the dai war table missions kind of neat too i feel
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#the hunting character- watched the v beginning of his first scene in this show and had to turn it off bc i was forgetting how to breathe#idek what his character is supposed to be in the hunting i was just being whelmed all over again by the voice and the quasi-robinson look#rly here for a handsome guy whose love language is acts of service (to his community and to his lady) and whose fidelity is beyond reproach#page has both read the room of his core demo and understood the assignment-and somehow given a nuanced performance alongside the fanservice#one half of the davis&page show#am mostly talking about mfmm bc i have no clue what is happening in the hunting beyond the show blurb and ytf is page not on the billing ur
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ur telling me they wrote a whole ass six of crows spinoff and netflix didn’t greenlight it…..
#GIIIIRRRRLLLLL#friendly reminder that i hate corporations! i hate streaming services! i hate executives that fuck over writers and stifle good art!#not that i think netflix did the best with grishaverse by any means. but Damn#grishaverse#shadow and bone#six of crows#(this was from leigh’s voice messages that she put out on instagram btw. they had the whole thing written. not greenlit.)
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#jeezus today sucked#if you asshole kids are gonna shoplift GO TO WALMART WE ARE A SMALL BUSINESS#YOU ARE PUTTING MY LIVELIHOOD IN FUCKING DANGER AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE IT#and the rest of today was just weird like. lots of people coming in and like#talking over me right after I go to answer their questions and calling me ma’am and miss#like okay. i get it I look very young. and I am wearing a kilt and my customer service voice is an octave higher than my normal voice but#like. c’mon man.#are these wires growing out of my chin just invisible or something???#also for some reason everyone who comes in here seems to feel compelled to tell me their life story#or they expect me to do their shopping for them. like they’ll tell me what they’re looking for#and then when I bring them the closest item they’ll tell me everything that’s wrong with it#and then they’ll be like ‘CAN WE OPEN THAT ONE IN THE PLASTIC THAT ONE LOOKS BETTER’#NO. it’s the EXACT FUCKING SAME ITEM I SHOWED YOU EARLIER. JUST IN PLASTIC.#YOU’RE GONNA FIND EXACTLY THE SAME THINGS WRONG WITH IT THAT YOU DID WITH THE LAST ITEM#YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY STORE IF I DON’T HAVE WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR THANKS#what the fuck is going on#some days I don’t mind working retail but when I’m by myself all the stupid shit seems to happen all at once
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