#Vod: The Most Dysfunctional Lifesteal “Team”

[edensgaia]

[Kab, Bacon and Wemmbu are hanging out while Kab and Bacon are replacing Zam's flower field. Kab feels guilty for hurting Zam's feelings (because they killed Planet twice) and is having a moral dilemma]

Kaboodle: I need a lesson in apathy, bro. I care too much, I care way too much. Wemmbu, how do you not care about killing people?

Wemmbu: Huh, I don't really know, I just like — you're just overthinking it, that's why.

Bacon: But I thought you didn't even care about killing Planet, I thought you only gave the hearts back to appease you're little friend Woogie.

Kaboodle: Yeah, but I feel bad about Zam [overlapping]

Wemmbu [overlapping]: Wait, why did you give the hearts, did you give the hearts to Planet?

Kaboodle: No, I made new ones, I didn't give them back.

Wemmbu: Hmm.

Kaboodle: I just made two new ones.

Kaboodle: No I, I feel — I don't feel bad about Planet, I feel bad about Zam.

Wemmbu: Why?

Kaboodle: Because — Zam hasn't done anything.

Wemmbu: Really?

Bacon: Planet didn't do anything either, what's the difference?

Kaboodle: Yeah, but that was Wemmbu's influence, that was — yeah.

Bacon: How does that — [overlapping]

Wemmbu [overlapping]: Oh.

Bacon: Okay, that's a stupid excuse, that's a stupid excuse.

[Kaboodle laughs]

Kaboodle: Lifesteal is full of stupid excuses, that's what I learned about the server, is that nothing is fair.

Bacon [overlapping]: You make stupid excuses to people you don't actually care about, you shouldn't make stupid excuses to yourself.

Bacon: It's a really silly excuse to say "Wemmbu made me do it" and pretend to feel guilty about something you're not.

Wemmbu [overlapping]: I think that's — [overlapping]

Bacon: Accept your actions. Feel guilty about them or not, but accept — [overlapping]

Wemmbu [overlapping]: The final step is acceptance.

[Kaboodle laughs]

Bacon: Do you have any more flowers?

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[Context: Bacon fakes jumping Kab to make her train her scape abilities. He gives both the gear and the hearts back to them. Bacon and Kab start to make scape tunnels at spawn.]

Kaboodle [while muted]: That's the chilliest Lifesteal member ever, like he's actually just helping me. Hes actually just so chill. I'm so confused, he's actually just really nice. I'm so confused, he's so nice.

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[Kab went to farm bonemeal after Wemmbu asked why she quickdropped to Bacon]

Kaboodle: I'm such a sleepy guy right now chat, I'm so sleepy. I mean it is — 8 AM, and I did get up at 6 AM — I think that's why I'm so out of it today chat, because I'm running on four hours of sleep and got up at five thirty AM to stream, that might be why.

Kaboodle: Wait, I thought of an excuse then, wait.

[Flying over to Zam's flower field]

Kaboodle: I thought of an excuse, wait, I thought of an excuse to why I quickdropped, wait.

[On the flower field]

Kaboodle: Wemmbu? Oh shit, where did you guys go — oh you're here.

Wemmbu: I wanna do some scheming —

Kaboodle: I thought of an excuse to why I died. Hm, it was 6 AM.

Wemmbu: What time is it now?

Kaboodle: 8 AM.

Wemmbu: All right [starts to punch Kab with a golden carrot], don't quickdrop to a carrot.

Bacon: What I said about excuses though, very silly to give excuses to people you don't wanna lie to.

Kaboodle: Hey! It's not necessarily — hey, it isn't a lie, it isn't a lie, it was 6 AM. [Talking about Wemmbu hitting her with a golden carrot] Can you stop that? [Laughs]

Bacon: Manepear can jump you at any point.

Wemmbu: That's true.

Kaboodle: Manepear is not online [laughs].

Wemmbu: Yeah but he's more likely to drop you at 6 AM.

Kaboodle: Is it? What tine is that for him? Yeah, well okay, well, I'm not in a — I'm not in a comfortable enough ability obviously yet, to be able to scape from Mane, so...

Bacon: But you are gonna get invis pots and turtke master?

Kaboodle: Yeah, that I am gonna do. And then I will be in a comfortable enough spot to be able to scape from Mane, cuz I'll — I'll have the week of Money SMP, wich will put me so unbelievably on edge, and then I'm gonna be a lot better, so...

Wemmbu: Oh right, you have Money.

Kaboodle: Yeah.

Wemmbu: Oh yeah. You should really learn how to — not quickdrop for that.

[Kaboodle laughs]

Kaboodle: Yeah, I mean, my team is pretty fine, I think, I think I'll be fine, and I'll just learns as I go as well. It will be fine, I'll be fine, everything — [laughs] it will be fine. I'm making excuses cause I wanna work on my video and not learn PVP [laughs]

Wemmbu [overlapping]: Who is your team?

Kaboodle: Hmm, it's me, Zam, Coinmonke and Tay.

Bacon: Ooh.

Wemmbu: Huhh, I don't think — yeah, Zam — hmm.

Bacon: What are the other teams?

Kaboodle: Coin is good, Coin is good though.

Wemmbu [overlapping]: I see — twenty percent chance Zam crashes out on you [Kaboodle laughs], thirty percent chance Coin crashes out on yiu, so honestly —

Kaboodle [overlapping]: I mean, they both crashed out on me before, so I wouldn't be surprised, nor do I really care, so...

[Wemmbu laughs]

Kaboodle: Nor do I overly care, but [laughs]

Wemmbu: Those are my odds, what are your odds Bacon?

Bacon: Do you have any more bonemeal?

Kaboodle: Yeah, I got some more.

[edensgaia]

(In game chat)

<Wemmbu> we are now called the 4 heart quadruplet

<Kaboodle> What why

<Wemmbu> My word is law

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[Context: Kab discovers Zam considered killing Planet twice a betrayal. She's torn between feeling guilty about hurting him and having to push through that feeling because she's kind of acting like a villain now]

Kaboodle: I need to get my morals straight chat. My morals are all over the fucking place. I need to make a list of the people who I care and don't care about.

[edensgaia]

Kab is so confused/guilty when she discovers that Zam felt like killing Planet twice was a betrayal, like

Kab: I didn't realized Zam cared

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Kab: Why didn't he tell me?

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And like I kinda get what they mean, because there's no way she could know Zam wanted Gaia's Hand, a temporary alliance made with one goal in mind, to last after spawn stopped getting blow up. Specially when he couldn't really log on much because of mccr + never talked to her about it.

Like, while watching Zam's pov it all makes sense, but she's not inside Zam's mind, they have no way of knowing exactly how he's feeling. And the way they sound genuinely sorry for hurting Zam (even without knowing), feeling like they should have noticed, but at the same time she's really conflicted because if she wants to be a villain then she has to be okay with hurting people

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Kaboodle: You're a hater Bacon.

Bacon: Yeah but I'm a justified one.

[edensgaia]

Bacon told Kab that Zam considered killing planet twice a betrayal

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Kab found Pangi's basement and she thought for a second it was Zam's because there was yellow signs in there😭

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Kab: I think I severely misjudged Bacon. I'm so confused.

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[Kab's mouse dies and she leaves her computer for a while]

Bacon: Oh Kaboodle, I'm sorry to say... [cobs her and hits her once as a joke]

[edensgaia]

Bacon jumped Kab to make her train her scaping abilities

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Kaboodle [when going to the meeting room with Bacon]: I know I should trust him, but I can't

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Kab saying that her secret investor doesn't play on lifesteal very often but has a lot of stuff

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Kab is lying to Bacon abou being at 9 hearts

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Kab saying that when Hanna distrusts someone, she makes it very clear because she's very guiltdriving