#Viva Drag Vegas

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put it all on red (bull) | max verstappen social media au

pairing: max verstappen x fem russell reader

her brother won the race? does she know? does she care?

MASTERLIST | TIP JAR

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yourusername: VIVA LAS VEGAS

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user3: this is fucking hilarious

user4: her whole ass brother won the actual race and there's not a peep of him on the post

user5: i mean her boyfriend did win the championship...

yourusername: exactlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i mean my instagram is for pretty girls only

user6: do not erase george's beauty

yourusername: nothing to erase girlypop - FUGLY!

user7: the way the guys are in the media pen and can't see that y/n is coming for their necks in instagram comments

user8: i fear she's already started drinking...

user9: in the back of the sky broadcast she hands max a drink and i'm starting to suspect that it was not water or red bull

user10: LMAO HELMUT TOOK A SIP AND LIKE NEARLY FELL OVER

yourusername: i've never claimed to be good at mixing drinks

maxverstappen1: WHERE WAS THE TONIC ???

yourusername: i don't believe in tonic 💔

maxverstappen1: YOU GAVE ME STRAIGHT GIN?

yourusername: straight 🤣

maxverstappen1: Y/N THAT'S ATTEMPTED MURDER ON HELMUT ???

yourusername: free me i did nothing wrong !!!

user11: these people kill me

user12: sign of a healthy relationship is making gay allegations about each other

yourusername: ALLEGATIONS ???

yourusername: george is lucky that he was the first russell carmen met ...

georgerussell63: RIGHT, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH

georgerussell63: thank you for the congratulations but STOP flirting with MY girlfriend

yourusername: congratulations??? for what?

georgerussell63: WINNING THE RACE?

yourusername: boring!

georgerussell63: you are so lucky we're family because you are a few cards short of a deck

yourusername: CARDS? that reminds me ... time to gamble!

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maxverstappen1: winning without the fastest car isn't for everyone

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user13: this caption has y/n russell written all over it

yukitsunoda0511: i sat here and watched them giggle to themselves for a good five minutes while posting this

user14: tell max to post more pictures like the second one

yukitsunoda0511: they are not safe for innocent eyes and they are not taken with a locked door :/

user15: why are you there ???

yukitsunoda0511: they're very generous when they're drunk !

user16: so real

yukitsunoda0511: it's also not just me :(

user17: just how many people are using the bar tab?

liamlawson30: me!

oscarpiastri: me!

charles_leclerc: me!

landonorris: me!

pierregasly: me!

alexalbon: me!

yourusername: broke bitches

carlossainz55: you do not have a job?

yourusername: gambling and being pretty is more of a job that what you will have next season 🤨

carlossainz55: has anyone ever told you you're a really mean drunk

yourusername: just george about a billion times, you get used to it (we just don't invite you out)

user18: she is just dragging anyone now

user19: hold on that is her boyfriend's work boyfriend's enemy

user20: girl is 90% of lestappen twitter's source and you think she's not gonna have a problem with sainz???

yourusername: you're so sexy i actually can't even function

maxverstappen1: gotta put the trophy in trophy husband somehow

yourusername: jokes aside i am super duper proud of you, this year has been insane and you've proven that you are the bestest eva

maxverstappen1: couldn't have done it without my fave cheerleader

yourusername: i'll wear the uniform and everything ....

schecoperez: STOP

georgerussell63: still no congratulations? i know you won the title or whatever but we're going to be brothers soon SHOW SOME RESPECT

yourusername: literally suck his dick

yourusername: wait no

yourusername: suck my dick

yourusername: WAIT NO

yourusername: choke ❤️

georgerussell63: i have no words at this point

maxverstappen1: so romantic hehehehe

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yourusername: put it all on on red (bull)

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user22: ma'am why is there a cat?

user23: i think we already know the answer

user24: oh i know the answer i just wanna know the batshit explanation

georgerussell63: exsqueeze me ???

yourusername: don't speak like that about your nephew ??

georgerussell63: tell me you're not keeping it??

maxverstappen1: IT? HE JUST LEAPFROGGED YOU IN OUR WILL

georgerussell63: 1. you have a joint will ??? 2. why am i on it ??? 3. what is a cat doing with a monaco penthouse ???

maxverstappen1: i thought you could use the money ? i know toto ain't paying you what he promised me

yourusername: george your weird sugar daddy is more broke than you think sorry xx

georgerussell63: once again, what is stopping me taking the monaco house from a literal cat ?

yourusername: caesar will be very aware of his rights string bean - just because you talk in an uppity accent doesn't mean you actually know anything

georgerussell63: i cannot tell who corrupted who but i am sick of being your victim :(

user25: yes as fun as watching them dog george is i do want to know caesar's origin story

user26: i have a very bad feeling i know where he got his name

alexalbon: HE'S NOT NAMED AFTER THE CASINO IS HE?

yourusername: ding ding ding we have a winner, always knew you were the smarter half of galex

maxverstappen1: your gambling is getting out of hand

yourusername: did i or did i not win us a cat ?

maxverstappen1: AND £250,000 ???

yourusername: didn't want to promote gambling too much

yourusername: KIDS DO NOT GAMBLE IT IS DUMB

yourusername: look at me i literally have a child now ???

user27: we have lost the original plot of the movie

user28: you must be new, we stopped trying to make sense of these two years ago

lewishamilton: i can assure you it does not get any easier when you know them personally

yourusername: we aim to be sexy and mysterious

lewishamilton: that's strange because you guys dance like little boys and overshare at any given opportunity

maxverstappen1: guilty !

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georgerussell63: i won the las vegas grand prix and all i got was this lousy cat

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user29: i am sensing a y/n and max meltdown incoming

user30: maybe they're too hungover to argue?

yourusername: NEVER

maxverstappen1: LOUSY CAT? FIRST OF ALL HE'S NOT YOURS SO KEEP HIS NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND ALSO I WILL KILL YOU WITH A GUN

georgerussell63: excuse me?

yourusername: do NOT threaten my boyfriend !!!!!!!!

georgerussell63: do you have selective sight or something?

yourusername: no i just like him more than i like you

georgerussell63: you only met him because of me?

maxverstappen1: i have faith we would've found each other regardless we have a SOUL TIE

yourusername: EXACTLY

georgerussell63: i give up.

yourusername: this is exactly why you don't have a championship ... no drive (pun intended)

georgerussell63: NOW THAT'S IT

maxverstappen1: are you threatening my girlfriend?

georgerussell63: OMG LEAVE ME ALONE

user31: their commitment to never letting george have a day of peace is really quite charming

user32: they're going to give him grey hairs before he even turns 27

alexalbon: i gotta say georgie, i'm not with you on this one - caesar is THE dude

georgerussell63: are all my eggs falling out of the basket at once?

maxverstappen1: that's called karma for calling caesar 'it' and a lousy cat

georgerussell63: i can't lie i am missing your honeymoon phase you guys were a lot nicer

yourusername: we never left the honeymoon phase we just like annoying all of you

maxverstappen1: makes you people leave us alone :3

landonorris: you don't have to be mean to do that

yourusername: YOU JUST GOT OFF OF THIN ICE NORRIS WATCH YOUR STEP

user33: they can make excuses all these want but they just like annoying everyone else

user34: i mean based on their vegas shenanigans i think they would be super fun to be around

yourusername: oscar literally came to stay while he 'looked for a flat' in monaco and hasn't left... it's been three months. face it we're a HOOT

oscarpiastri: they are fun! the secret is to not be annoying sorry george!

maxverstappen1: they grow up so fast :')

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maxverstappen1: took a gamble when i went for the lanky posh dude's sister and i can now say it was definitely worth it

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user37: bro says snug as a bug in a rug once and now he's labelled as posh HE'S FROM NORFOLK

user38: it's also the way that y/n never gets the posh allegations

georgerussell63: it's because she's scruffy as fuck x

maxverstappen1: literally outside your house with a knife, keep talking

georgerussell63: i'm a grown man, max, you don't scare me

maxverstappen1: so i'm free to do a little gardening while you hide inside?

georgerussell63: you wouldn't...

yourusername: GO FOR THE PEONIES MAX

georgerussell63: NOT THE PEONIES I BEG HAVE MERCY

user39: so i'm supposed to read all of this shit and take them seriously when they get in the car

user40: it's part of the charm i think

user41: it's all fun and games until you remember they are full grown adults who can vote who are arguing over flowers

yourusername: i'd go through the strenuous task of growing up with george thousands more times just to be with you

maxverstappen1: i've been in love with you since i was 14, there has never been anyone else for me and there will never be anyone else for me

yourusername: ugh why didn't we just get married in vegas ?

maxverstappen1: because even though i did just harm his flowers, i do want to marry you in front of our families

yourusername: i guess you're right

georgerussell63: you know what? based on how you usually talk to me... i'm touched

yourusername: if i'm feeling generous i'll even let you do the seating chart

georgerussell63: I LOVE YOU BEST SISTER EVER

user42: only a declaration of love between max and y/n could end with george proclaiming his love for charts

user43: how does one procure an invite to this wedding ...

yourusername: be cunty

yourusername: @zakbrownceo YOU'RE BARRED

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yourusername: i'm the sibling who can't drive and yet i'm the one with four championship trophies in their house... george, step your pussy up x

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user44: omg queen who can't drive, she's such representation

yourusername: george says i'm so mean all the time but really i'm generous, i clearly gave him all the driving genes

user45: have you even tried driving?

yourusername: i went on max's sim once and got motion sickness and i'm also with the best driver in the world and siblings with an okay one - i'm surviving

alexalbon: he's already texted me about your language on this post

yourusername: just because he's a boomer in a string bean's body does not mean i must censor myself - he should know what stepping his pussy up means by now

georgerussell63: i will not be stepping on any pussy, i respect both felines and women

maxverstappen1: you called caesar 'it' so PLEASE

georgerussell63: i respect women?

maxverstappen1: you called y/n scruffy?

georgerussell63: that's y/n it doesn't count

maxverstappen1: that's not very feminist of you george. i am disappointed

yourusername: i agree, i really think the GDPA should reconsider the type of person they're letting run it

georgerussell63: huh?

yourusername: not once have i been invited to a grid meal ....

georgerussell63: well you're not on the grid that's why

yourusername: FEMALE EXCLUSION

maxverstappen1: you know we have attachment issues, you're so heartless george

georgerussell63: what is going on ???

yourusername: you CLEARLY don't care about me

maxverstappen1: and you CLEARLY don't care about the wellbeing of the grid

georgerussell63: I'M SORRY???

user46: george is unbelievably easy to rattle

user47: it must be so fun

yourusername: oh believe me, we have way too much fun

maxverstappen1: we once convinced him that it was a social faux pas to shake hands in japan lol

georgerussell63: IS THAT WHY MERCEDES WERE TOLD THAT EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS REALLY RUDE ???

yourusername: LMAOOOOOOOO

maxverstappen1: so so so easy bro

user48: i guess a couple that plays mind tricks together, stay together?

yourusername: 4eva

maxverstappen1: til death do us part

yourusername: quite literally you're not leaving me alone with GEORGE

georgerussell63: you know what: DIE

yourusername: GASP

maxverstappen1: @fia get his ass

fin.

note: HAPPY MAX VERSTAPPEN CHAMPIONSHIP DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. IE. ME LOL

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viva las vegas

max verstappen - team principal au

tags: smut/pwp, team principal au, tp!max, driver!reader, age gap (20s/40s), massages, vaginal fingering, intimacy & affection, doggy style

a/n: happy las vegas gp weekend!

max remembered vegas not-so kindly. or rather he remembered the hangovers of las vegas not-so kindly. it was where things heated up depending on a driver's standing. for many years max simply smiled and waved through another race, he always kept a heavy margin between him and other drivers in the points department.

plus he had to give it to the americans, they really knew how to make their races quite the spectacle. and las vegas was no different than miami at the start of the season and austin only a little while earlier. even now as a team principal, he enjoyed the occasional cigarette on a balcony of a hotel room. except this year his head was flooded with less technical information and more the sight of his beloved star driver.

you.

you huffed with your arms crossed after media day. you wore a pout so prettily, it was real princess behavior. and where you were standing right now, you were on your rightful throne at the top of the leader board.

"i don't get why we have to do these last three races. i have this in the bag, i am over a hundred points ahead of the next driver." you pointed in a general direction as you complained to your boss, "this is stupid, give me the wdc and we can all go home."

you were tired. of course you were, he was tired too. the entire team was tired. hell, everyone from top to bottom was tired.

max put his hands on his hips. he tilted his head to the side and exhaled, "treasure." he was a little sympathetic. he remembered being ragged by mid-october, the fact you were only falling apart at the last few races was impressive, "i know, it feels like the victory is being dragged on. that we are just wasting time." he reached out for you and cupped your face with such affection, "but, think about how much you could make that margin grow.' he had both hands on your face. you were in private so he could be a little closer.

you looked up at him with such sad eyes, "it feels anti-climatic."

max smiled, "that's the price you pay you when you're just leagues ahead of them. if you don't race for the points this weekend. then race for home, race for your family... and race for me." his smile grew, "i want to watch the shock on mclaren's face when they see what they missed out on." he chuckled lightly, "the offers you would get from everyone."

you said, "don't think i'm trying to leave verstappen racing." you pouted a little more.

max felt something tug in his chest but he kept his smile, it was endearing to hear those words. that you weren't going to up and leave him. even if your contract was three years, teams had lawyers to the teeth that could easily wrangle you into their grasp. but you had no interest in that. he kissed your forehead, "how about you come to my hotel room tonight, i'll help you relax. make the weekend a little more fun."

it wasn't burdensome to go to max's room. it was often right beside yours. even if the rest of the team were on the other side of the floor. you nodded and let max kiss you in the privacy of the little corner you found yourself in.

max watched you walk through his hotel room, in nothing but an over-sized garishly pink dolly parton shirt. you were bent over at the bar fridge to take a healthy shot of gin and let the shiver run through you. he chuckled into his drink and said, "let's get you a glass for that, treasure." before he got up from the couch, "oh better yet, let's take it easy on the alcohol. you're driving tomorrow." then crossed the room to take the bottle from your hand. he dipped his nose into the back of your neck and said, "how about we find other ways to relax tonight. something that won't kill you come morning"

you looked over at him and frowned, "i could not race tomorrow and i'd still win it all" and leaned into max's touch as he took you by the chin. you turned to look at him fully and crossed your arms.

"i know, being on top does get boring. but why don't i help. after all, that is my job." he held you in his arms and admired you the way someone would admire a beautiful piece of art. you were inclined to melt into his touch. uncrossed your arms and hugged him when your head against his chest.

"i wish there was more a chase for this victory." you huffed. the perfect driver, the perfect car, the perfect team and the perfect boss. it was all to easy.

he chuckled and kissed you, "please, don't get hung up on that. think about what it would mean to have a woman have such a clear victory." he held you, "no splitting hairs with your victory. think about what you could do." he smiled at you.

you held onto the front of his t-shirt and sighed, "i know, i know. first woman and all, but... i wish there was more of a fight."

max smiled, he knew the feeling well as he tenderly held you. he kissed your forehead lovingly before he said, "why don't we forget about that. and no more alcohol." then led you to the grand bedroom of the room. he sat on the bed and admired you.

in the over sized shirt and cotton panties. nothing special, but max ate up every last bit of it. the idea that he got the see you like this. he knew that men thirsted over you. fans that couldn't get it through their head that you'd never be with them.

you were just voted the more eligible bachelor(ette) of formula one. max got a kick out of seeing that when he read in on the way to the track. single, huh? that was news to him. not while you were tangled up in max's love like a spiderweb.

"do you want it off, sir?" you asked as you played with the hem. he had to admit, but up close, he sort of liked the t-shirt. the pink looked good on you. but he liked what was under it even more. men could thirst all they want, but none of them could have you.

not while max was still breathing. he pressed his face up against your middle, he sighed, "yeah, take it off. i want to see everything." everything that belongs to me. the unspoken words. he helped you get the shirt off.

he admired your body, dressed in cotton panties and a sports bra with thick straps. he licked his lips as he went back to kissing your stomach before you ended up on the bed next to him. you helped him out of his clothes just as he did for you. his lips found your heated skin and you arched your back a little at the feeling. it excited you.

"please, sir." you said as his large hands roamed your body, it left you feeling excited all over and touched you. you felt like heaven under his palms you moaned into another heated kiss and let him touch you as he so desired.

"you're perfect for me." he said as he kissed your neck, "perfect in ways i can't even put words to. you remind me of such beauty that it would be a crime for me to deny myself your warmth." he looked at you with those blue eyes, they read so much as he held you tightly, "that's why i want you to win, win, win. when they doubted you, i never did. and i'll continue to never doubt you. i want them to wipe those grins off their faces and see what you are a threat on the track."

you felt your heart flutter as you said, "oh max." before you pulled him into another hot kiss. when he pulled away, he got you onto your back and admired the strength in your back. he licked his lips and you could feel his hot gaze.

"quite the beauty." he said softly before he started to put those strong hands to work. you moaned into the covers and arched your back when he rubbed the skin. he groaned a little bit, his cock twitched at full attention as he massaged your body, "but you need to relax. i know, i want you at your best. but you can't be so wound up. it'll only make you a worse driver." he leaned into your and whispered in your ears, "i know you want to defeat them, make them whimper." his voice hot against your ear.

you whined, "please, max. sir!" you arched your back a little bit, or at least tried to. but he kept you pinned to the bed and continued to rub at your skin.

"i'd do anything to make you win." he said quietly, "i know you're my champion." he moved down your back and you whimpered when he hit spots that made your eyes roll back a little. you looked cute squirming like that. under him beautifully.'

you gasped when he eventually slipped two fingers inside of your soaked pussy and thrusted them slowly as he held you by the small of your back onto the bed. you gasped and arched your back with sexual want as he fingered you. you buried your face into the covers and whined, "max!"

it was music to his ears, he loved it. he loved you. you didn't know how many rules max had to bend for you. he was painfully committed to you, he adored you in ways that he could never say with words. you whined a little bit as he fingered you and he felt the heat in his belly as he played with your pussy.

"there we go. nice and relaxed, perfect for the upcoming race. i know you'll be a good girl for me. right? you'll race perfectly and then we'll come back to this hotel room with more points under your belt and i'll fuck you right up against the window. let all of las vegas see their weekend's star." his voice was filthy, tinged with a heated want. his cock was painfully hard.

he fingered you for a little while long before he pulled out the digits and licked the wetness off of them. but you weren't going to go without for long, not on max's watch. soon he was behind you, with your hips raised as he sank his cock into you.

the future champion felt good around his cock, beautiful in a way that he could taste it on the tip of his tongue. you felt like heaven as he started to rock his hips against you.

he knew you were the best, you were always the best. almost a perfect season, except for a few hiccups here and there. but, those were all ironed out. now he had big hopes for your future racing. racing with his team. he wanted to see you in the lion logo for years to come. and when your eventual retirement came, you'd be working alongside him as his wife. even carrying his last name couldn't keep you away from the track and max would be a fool to force you away from it (except for maybe nine months). he continued to move against you, he watched your ass bounce from his movements as he fucked you.

"shit, max." you whined. you wanted to win so badly, you wanted to be the world champion. you wanted to stick it in the faces of those who doubted you. other drivers, other teams, even your own father. who would have preferred you married a driver rather than be on. but max saw the future in your eyes, you'd be the world champion. and you believed in max. even when he was fucking you with a feverish pace that left you seeing stars and panting into the covers.

max kissed your back as he moved against you. he felt the heat through his body as he worked his cock inside of you. he felt the swell of affection towards you, he felt the heat course through his body. he needed you deeply, he needed you in ways that he never needed another.

"you're insatiable." you sighed as you felt yourself get fucked further into the bed. you gasped a little deeper into the covers as the two of you moved together. you felt the hammering in your chest.

"you feel amazing. i can't help myself." max groaned as he battered your sweet pussy with an insatiable want. he couldn't help himself, that was the god's honest truth. he yearned for you in deeper ways, he wanted to be connected to you in every way he could.

"please, max. i can't get enough of this. you feel so good, you know how to make me good." you groaned through the heat through your body. you pleasure coursed through your body, this was amazing. it was always amazing to be with him. especially when max combed his fingers through your hair and he continued to move against you with a heated want.

"you feel amazing in return, beautiful. my treasure. something i got out of the rough, shined you to your full potential." he hissed through a tense jaw as he continued to fuck you. you moved against him quickly and it made him gasp for more.

max licked his dry lips. the pleasure coursed through his body, it was a throb in his head as he thrusted up against you. he tensed up for a moment when he felt the heat only grow in his core. he really couldn't help himself. he knew that this wasn't exactly the sanest thing to do, fuck a his driver. but when a figure like yours and a winning streak that left him hot and bothered. it would a crime not to claim you as his. you wore his hickies under your collar and his logo over your heart. you were undeniable. you made racing fun for him.

he kissed you back once more, his pace started to stagger. the heat continued to fuel his body. he could hear your heated pants as you felt close to your orgasm. he held onto you tightly and fucked you through a powerful climax.

"i don't want anyone else." you panted in the heat of pleasure. you tensed up for a moment before you relaxed, your hands curled in the sheets as you muttered curses under your breath in your mother tongue.

max continued his heavy thrusts and came inside of you. he slowed his pace to a stop and kissed your back. he whispered sweet nothings against you before he pulled out slowly. you both laid out beside one another and he pulled you into his grasp.

he kissed your heated cheeks and sighed contently against your skin, "there, ready for the weekend?" he asked.

you pulled away to look at his flushed expression. blissed out from sexual heat, you gave him a small smile as you said, "well, if you keep the orgasms coming. i'll be more than happy to widen the points gap." then yelped when he got you onto your back. his heavy kisses soon trailed down heated skin.

you decided right then and there that you got very lucky in vegas.

-

a few weeks later in abu dhabi, you hoisted your final trophy of the season over your head. you were damn near tears as you claimed another victory. like you did in las vegas, then qatar and finally abu dhabi. max felt tears in his eyes as if he was winning the victory too.

you became the best, just like max promised. his driver, his star, his champion.... his future wife. <3

[fonulyn]

fon's 2024 in fic

so it's again time for my annual fic roundup, to see what I managed to accomplish this time. I looked back at the old ones and negl it's sad to see I finished last year feeling like I do now, but maybe one year sometime in the future I'll go into a new year full of optimism and less lonely. maybe :'D lmao, also, the re2 childhood friends au made it to the second end-of-the-year list in a row. let's see if i'll actually finish it in 2025 or if it'll end up on even more of these.

I am genuinely really happy with most things I posted, looking back at them was nice in that sense. here's to hoping that I can cross some other longtime ideas off my list this upcoming year. I do have a lot of things on my to-write-list, but i'll take it one day at a time.

so.

feeling too lazy to count the overall wordcount for this year like I did before but eyeballing the wordcounts it's probably smth like 240k-ish :'D and I didn't include the tumblr prompt fills in this list, you can find them in their own masterlist here. aside from those, I posted:

24 Piers/Leon fics

4 Krauser/Leon fics

2 ot3 fics

and one of each featuring Jake/Piers, Claire/Jill, Chris/Leon, and Mendez/Leon

links and summaries to those under the cut :3

Piers/Leon

haunting in my head (tempting me, inviting me to fall asleep in its arms) | M | 14k | When Leon hits his head hard enough that he forgets the past two years of his life, it’s a struggle to adjust, especially with the constant headaches and the concussion leaving him disoriented. No wonder it takes him a while to notice that some things just don’t add up.

viva las vegas | E | 9.8k | Piers and Leon decide to do one of those “fake marriages” in Vegas.

no lies tonight | M | 19k | Leon can’t lie. Turns out it’s both the worst and the best thing that has happened to him recently. (Or: the truth serum fic.)

wipe away this pain | M | 4k | This was going to suck, Leon thought as Finn finally cut into his flesh. The numbing spray helped some, but it wasn’t meant for actual surgery. Leon held onto Piers so tight his muscles ached from it, but he didn’t even notice, drowning in the sea of delirious pain.

show me that you want me | E | 3.8k | It’s Piers’ turn to wear the skirt.

bleed | M | 4.5k | Leon, Piers, and Jill struggle through the Death Island. Flirting happens.

mouth the words you're not ready to speak | T | 6.4k | Leon struggles through a mission while sick. When he can't keep it up anymore, Piers steps in to help. Promises are made.

the rhythm of my heart (the rhythm of yours) | E | 27k | Piers joins a band. He hasn't really heard of the R.P.D. before, but it doesn't take long before he's thoroughly charmed by his new bandmates. Especially the gorgeous guitarist. (aka the band au, with past metaltango)

when you look at me | E | 2k | Piers is away, so they have some fun through the webcam.

oh, your aim is steady (your eyes are hungry and your hands are ready) | E | 5.7k | The BSAA Alpha team has a friendly darts tournament. Leon jokingly volunteers as the prize, but when Piers wins he decides he wasn’t joking at all.

patience, officer Kennedy | E | 4k | Leon wears a cop uniform for a costume party, Piers picks him up, and they don’t quite make it back home before they lose their patience.

this feeling in the air | E | 34k | Claire drags Leon to the beach. Leon spots an attractive lifeguard. Too bad his people skills are rustier than he’s realized. (aka the lifeguard au)

heart set on you | E | 7k | Piers sees the man of his dreams. So obviously his solution is to pass him a note. That’s what people do, right?

bury all your secrets in my skin | E | 2k | As if to apologize, Piers licked over the spot, pressing his smile into Leon’s neck. “How long do you think we can cuddle before I get a boner?” That immediately startled a laugh from Leon.

all the tears you try to hide | T | 4.8k | Leon struggles to save people from a building fire. He fails. But when he has a breakdown, Piers is there for him.

two hearts have never been so close | E | 3.7k | That drew a sleepy chuckle from Piers and he pulled back from the kiss, settling their foreheads together. “That eager to get into my pants?” he asked, his eyes still closed, as he tilted his head to brush a whisper of a kiss onto Leon’s lips.

thaw the ice within | M | 6.6k | Leon takes an unwanted dive into an icy lake, but Piers takes care of him in more ways than one. Especially after they clear up the initial misunderstanding.

light in the darkest place | M | 18k | Leon and Piers grew up together, and when at twenty-one they both got a job at the RPD they thought it was a giant stroke of luck. They had no idea their first day was going to be one hell of a long day. (Or, re2 au.)

this heart is true tonight | E | 2.9k | “I’m sorry,” Piers apologized, meeting Leon’s eyes with his own. He was hunched in on himself, so unlike his usual confidence, it broke Leon’s heart. Especially when Piers ducked his head down, giving Leon a small shrug. “I didn’t know where else to go.”

in time | T | 2.7k | Somehow Leon is thrown thirty years into the future. What he sees is something he hadn’t even dared to dream of.

frozen in time | M | 4.5k | Piers has to watch Leon die, over and over and over. (Or, the time loop fic.)

finish what you started | E | 3.3k | Leon has a late night conference call to take, and Piers sets out to distract him through it.

the one i came looking for | T | 2.5k | Leon goes missing after the bomb hits Tatchi. Piers goes to find him.

and I believed | T | 9k | Leon shows up on Piers’ doorstep, drunk and clearly hurt. He finds the kind of comfort he hadn't even dared to hope for.

Krauser/Leon

in love with my lust | E | 3.6k | The one wherein Leon gets thoroughly wrecked after Krauser sees him in some lingerie.

these wounds are open wide | M | 4k | Ever since Krauser walked away, he has wanted to reunite with Leon. But not like this.

but I justify my desire to no one | E | 3.2k | Leon looked beautiful when he slept. Krauser was going to enjoy ruining him.

twisted inside, sharpened by the lies | M | 3.7k | Krauser wants to play a game. (Or, the russian roulette fic.)

Jake/Piers

scratch that itch | E | 2.2k | Jake and Piers are stuck together in a hotel room. Of course they’ll end up snapping.

Chris/Leon/Piers

reach out in the dark | T | 2k | A building collapses on Chris and Piers. Leon does his best to help.

just can't say no | E | 4.3k | The words died on Piers’ lips as he took in the sight. It was Chris fucking Redfield. Naked and hard, sitting on their bed like he belonged there, leaning back against the headboard. (Or, Piers gets a birthday threesome.)

Chris/Leon

it's not too late | T | 2.3k | Four moments from their lives, and how they grew closer.

Claire/Jill

you know just what to do (I love you) | E | 2.3k | Jill can’t sleep and Claire helps.

Mendez/Leon

the chosen | E | 3.4k | The one wherein Leon really did not expect Mendez to try to use him as an incubator. Even moreso, he did not expect to get off on it quite this spectacularly.

[formulafics]

Las Vegas landoscar wedding blurb for the 1k or I wouldn’t even mind a full fic tbh 🤭👀🙏🫣

☆ . viva la vida | ln⁴ & op⁸¹

i’d love to deliver a full fic, but i’m incapable of that rn. that being said, here’s a blurb, and if any landoscar lovers want to take this idea on as a full length fic, go for it! <3 also this isn’t super vegas focused (which wasn’t my intent) but it’s still cute, and i sure hope you enjoy it! 🫶🏻

🎶 i hear jerusalem bells a ringing

roman chalvalry choirs are singing

be my mirror, my sword, my shield 🎶

it was a joke at first, the idea of a vegas wedding. it was one that almost everyone on the paddock made. whether it be about their own partner, a friend, others, the las vegas chapel was only a part of the vegas rage.

that being said, oscar wasn’t shocked when lando brought it up — in fact, he thought to himself of course he would. what did shake oscar though, was the realization that his boyfriend wasn’t joking. lando was serious about getting married.

“come on, oscar,” lando had said, the ‘r’ barely sounded on the end of oscar’s name, with the ‘a’ dragged out. oscar loves the way lando says his name. “we could actually get married, with the funny story of it being in vegas.” oscar was silent. what do you say?…oh.

“are you proposing to me right now?” was oscar’s response. then, just as swiftly as lando brought up the idea, he let it go. “not right this moment- actually, hold that thought.” lando said. immediately, the boy picked up his keys, kissed oscar on the cheek, said his goodbyes, and was off.

it wasn’t exactly unusual for lando to do something so impulsively, but oscar was truly stumped this time. so, all he could do was wait for his boyfriend to return, as he knew it would be no use questioning him about it. (certainly not over text. lando is terrible at answering texts.)

then, oscar gets his answer, and it should have been so obvious — a ring. lando left to get a ring.

the weekend would play out normally - as normally as it could - and sunday, after everything just fell into place naturally, lando popped the question. oscar, even though he knew he was throwing himself into a guaranteed vegas wedding, said yes. at the end of the day, he couldn’t care less about where there wedding is.

he finds that all he cares about is lando, and the fact that he’s marrying - married to lando. even now, with a ring on his finger and marriage papers signed, the pair dancing within a crowd of friends and plus ones, all his kind is on is his boyfriend- husband.

“that’ll take some getting used to,” oscar says, making lando cock a questioning brow. “calling you my husband,” oscar responds, making the brunette grin. “i’m sorry, i couldn’t catch that. i’m your…your what?” lando leans in, making oscar roll his eyes, but his smile maintains big as ever. “husband. you’re my husband,” oscar gives lando what he wants, then presses a kiss to his cheek before lando can revert to his initial position.

as lando leans back to eye oscar, it’s the australians turn to cock a brow. “and i’m your…?” he inquires, making landos smile grow. “my oscar?” he asks, just doing it to press his husbands buttons. “lando,” oscar warns, drawing out the ‘a’ in his name.

“you’re my husband,” lando can hardly get through it, a giggle making its way out of his mouth, one that makes oscar’s heart swell. he leans in and plants his lips against lando’s, to which lando hums, returning the kiss. then, against lando’s lips, oscar murmurs once more “husband.”

[prettyyoungandbored]

Viva Las Vegas - Johnny Knoxville

Pairing: Johnny Knoxville x Fem! Reader

Author’s Note: This is Johnny and Babydoll’s wedding in Vegas! Enjoy!

NOT MY GIF

They pulled into Las Vegas around 4:30 p.m. While the flight was short, the day felt like it was dragging on slowly. Anticipation and excitement filled both of Y/N and Johnny as the moment was slowly making its way.

They stopped at the car rental place near the airport and while Johnny filled out the forms, Y/N was on the phone with her best friend, Whitney.

“Are you getting excited?”

“Yeah! I mean, I feel excited and nervous and ready. Mostly ready.”

“Well, I wish I was there but I know you’ll look beautiful!I’ll be there for the party when you two love birds get back.”

“Of course! I’ll talk to you later. Love you!”

“Love you too, Mrs. Clapp!”

Y/N hung, butterflies fluttering at the sound of being called Mrs. Clapp. She could get used having his last name.

“You ready, Babydoll?” Johnny asked, cutting into her thoughts.

She nodded and took his hand. He led her outside to the car rental parking lot before approaching a white 1990 Ford mustang convertible.

“Ain’t she a beauty?” he asked.

“She is, but we should really find our a car because-.”

“This is our car.”

Y/N whipped her head to her soon-to-be husband. “PJ, you didn’t.”

“I don’t wanna hear you arguing,” he said. “It’s our special day, remember?”

She kissed his cheek. “I was just gonna say that it’s perfect.”

“Good.” He raced over to the passenger side and opened the door. “Now get in.”

===================================

The second they got into their hotel room, Y/N hopped in the shower. As she combed through her hair, washing out the conditioner, her mind wandered.

During the drive to the hotel, she couldn’t keep her eyes off Johnny. In a matter of hours, he would be her husband. The man she met on the set of “Jackass” who made her blush like a schoolgirl was now becoming her husband.

She had built of a life with him. They traded weekend shifts at each other’s apartments for a house and then separate hotel rooms for just one room during “Jackass” productions.

Soon, they would solidify their new life.

The sound of the shower curtain ring screeching interrupted her thoughts and she turned to see Johnny stepping in. He smiled at her adoringly, wrapping his arms from behind her.

“What’re you doing, my love?” she asked.

“Figured I’d save us some time and hop in the shower too,” he replied, placing a gentle kiss on her bare shoulder.

She hummed, turning around to throw her arms around his neck as his hands fell to her waist. “That’s all you’re doing, huh?”

“Maybe try to sneak in some fun before we head to the chapel,” he continued. “Just one last time before we make it official.”

“Youre playing a very dangerous game, Clapp.”

“The best kind of game.”

Their lips met as he used one hand to grab ahold of the back of her head, his fingers tangling into her wet hair. He wasn’t playing around, fighting to be the one in control.

But she pulled back and smile, keeping her eyes on him as she reached back to turn off the shower.

“You might wanna take a cold shower,” she remarked.

She pat his bare chest and stepped out. He pouted his lips. “C’mon, cutie!”

Sh ewrapped a towel around her body. “Don’t give me that face. You have all night to do whatever you want to me.”

He grinned. “Whatever I want?”

“As long as you don’t run out on me tonight.”

“I would never. You’re stuck with me forever!”

===================================

After getting ready in the hotel, she and Johnny made their way to the chapel. Both of them carried their wedding attire in garment bags in the event Johnny was stopped by a fan.

During the drive, her stomach twisted and turned in anticipation as her heart raced. She reached over to grab his free hand, which he welcomed.

They pulled into the parking lot of the chapel and the real countdown began.

She checked in at the front before she and Johnny broke apart to get changed.

The reality of it truly set in the moment she put on her wedding dress.

The satin white dress had a halter plunge cowl neckline that playfully teased her boobs. The bottom half of dress softly hugged her hips and butt.

She paired the dress with her mother’s pearl droplet earrings.

She smiled as she looked in the mirror. She felt like a goddess who descended from Mount Olympus. She knew Johnny was gonna lose his shit.

When she walked out of the bathroom, she handed the employee her garment bag with her street clothes. She looked to see Johnny standing in the lobby in a fitted black tuxedo and his signature red converse.

Here it goes.

She cleared her throat as she made her way to him. He turned to face her, his expression softening. His dark brown eyes twinkled in amazement as tears began to pool in his eyes.

“Babydoll,” he breathed. “You look…wow.”

“You like it?” she laughed, slightly nervous.

“You’re so beautiful,” he whispered. “So, so, beautiful.”

He wiped his eyes, laughing softly. “Goddamit.”

His tears brought tears to her own eyes. She tried to keep her composure as she took her hands in his. “I’m really glad you like it.”

He gave her hands a squeeze. “No turning back now.”

“No turning back now,” she agreed. “It’s us against the world.”

Then she remembered something.

“Hey, so, before you go, in,” she began, “I decided not to go through with an Elvis impersonator.”

Before he could even respond, a deep southern drawl chimed in.

“Ya’all the Clapp couple?”

Johnny’s eyes widened at the Johnny Cash impersonator standing in front of them. Not only did this man have the accent down pat, but he looked awfully like the legend himself.

“We are,” Y/N confirmed with a smile.

“Great. We have a couple employees who are willing to be witnesses.” He turned to Johnny. “You ready, son?”

Johnny nodded his head, willing to go wherever Fake Johnny Cash told him to go.

Fake Johnny Cash pat his shoulder. “Follow me, son. Let’s get this started.”

“I…yeah, ok.”

Johnny turned to Y/N and mouthed “I love you so fucking much.”

She chuckled as she watched him follow Fake Johnny Cash inside the chapel.

She took a moment to herself, smoothing out her dress with the palm of her hands. Before taking a step, she heard, “oh Miss!”

She turned to see the woman from the front desk with a makeshift bouquet of fake flowers.

“Every bride needs one,” she winked.

“Thank you so much,” Y/N said,

The front desk woman hurried off as Y/N took a deep breath and walked through the doors.

As she made her way into the small and quaint chapel, Fake Johnny Cash serenaded her with “Walk the Line.”

She smile, keeping her eyes on Johnny who was beaming at her.

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine

I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep a close watch on this heart of mine

I keep my eyes wide open all the time

I keep the ends out for the tie that binds

Because you're mine, I walk the line

I find it very, very easy to be true

I find myself alone when each day is through

Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you

Because you're mine, I walk the line

I keep the ends out for the tie that binds

Because you're mine, I walk the line

When she finally stood beside Johnny, Fake Johnny Cash set down the guitar and stood at the podium.

“Folks, we’re gathered here tonight because these two kids decided they wanted to walk the line together for the rest of their lives,” Fake Johnny Cash said.

As Fake Johnny Cash proceeded with his sermon, Y/N kept her eyes on Johnny. This was it. The second they kissed, they would officially become man and wife. They could start their life.

“Do you, Y/N M/N L/N, take Phillip John Clapp to be your lawfully wedded husband?” Fake Johnny Cash asked Y/N.

“I do,” she nodded, tears pooling in her eyes as she slid the silver wedding band on Johnny’s ring finger.

“And do you, Phillip John Clapp take Y/N M/N L/N to be your lawfully wedded wife?”

“I do,” he replied, sliding the silver band on her ring finger.

“Well, then. By the power vested in me and in the state of Nevada, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Son, you may now-.”

Johnny wasted no time as he grabbed Y/N’s face and pulled her in for a kiss. They tuned out both Fake Johnny Cash and the employees who applauded the couple.

He pulled back, resting his forehead against hers.

“I love you, Babydoll,” he whispered.

“I love you too, PJ.”

=======================================

The second they were done with the photos and the check out process, Johnny and Y/N rushed to their convertible.

“We’re fuckin’ married!” Y/N screamed out at the night as they drove through the city to get back to the hotel.

“HELL YEAH WE ARE!”Johnny yelled, raising one fist while holding the wheel with the other.

The second the car came to a stop at a red light, Y/N leaned over the console, giving Johnny a kiss on the cheek.

“So what’s next, Mr. Clapp?” she asked. “You got the girl of your dreams for the rest of your life. How are you gonna celebrate?”

He grabbed her hand and kissed it.

“Great question, Mrs. Clapp,” he said. “I actually have a couple ideas.”

[yinwaryuri]

Fuck this, I wasn't tagged by anybody but since y'all are making me insane sharing your lovely faves on my dash I gotta join the fun!

10 BL People That I Want Carnally

Just so we're clear, I'm immediately not limiting myself to 10. I'm bi. You think we have limits? (Tumblr says yes, but that's why I'm on desktop for this instead of mobile)

Night from Dirty Laundry

Are we surprised? This awakened a whole thing in me. I was constantly yelling from the rooftops about my love for this man in the cheapest drag you ever saw. This is my JAM. I'm already trying to calm myself down making the first entry on this post. GOD. And his whole committed-to-the-bit romancing a mafia leader and then robbing her because he needs money, but really he's a wee romantic who just wants to write exciting stories like all of us bitches on AO3? Honey I am FREE at 5pm on Saturday. Also, shush, I know it's not a BL, I'm counting it as part of the Midnight Series as a whole :P

Yok from Not Me

PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR POLICE OFFICERS. We already have matching tattoos babe. He isn't perfect but he's a well-intentioned mama's boy and has swagger.

Maya from Laws of Attraction

Listen, I don't think much explaining is necessary here. I'm a woman but she can call me "pretty boy" any day. Is she just Silvy Pavida with a MILF wife? Yeah. That's the point. I'll join. They would let me.

Speaking of Laws of Attraction, Nawin

I deserve an insane golden retriever boyfriend. I deserve a man who can't spell his ex's name but can get a pilot's license. He deserves someone who will enable his silliness, even when there's trouble with the accountant. *kisses all over his wing tattoo*

Togawa from Old Fashion Cupcake

Mr. Hamster Cheeks my love <3 The dates would be so good. And so would the food. And the food naps afterward. I'm a good snuggler, he's tall and there's a lot to snuggle. Win-win.

Ink from Bad Buddy

I know many of us are weak for Milk Pansa, but like, there's a reason for that. She gave us the ICON for lesbian side couples. Please, girl, scare men away from me when they mistake a boner for full-fledged love. Make me feel welcome and important and pretty and like I'm the specialest girl alive. Be taller than me ;)

Wen Qing from The Untamed

She didn't die, actually, we just eloped together, haha. I just think as someone who studied medicine, she'd have a lot of good tricks up her sleeve and I don't mean acupuncture needles.

Saifah from Enchanté

Yeah. I needed to use this gif. Get that record deal my man. Live your dreams king. I also love that he's both the old man and woman here. Impeccable. We deserved more of him.

Uea from Bed Friend

Gimme this catboy realness right now. Also, I just love him so much. He owns his narrative despite all the shit he has suffered and gets everything he deserves for it. We could be besties even. We could be...no I shan't say it.

SamMon from GAP

I just want whatever is going on right here. Let me join. Simple as that.

Tops and Marwin from Ingredients

I'm this guy. Except I think they'd be sad to see the other with someone else so I gotta have them one at a time. Tops, who's a shy cutie who can make yummy foods. And Marwin, who is basically Jeff Satur just pumped with extra himboisms.

Todd from Not Me

All principles out the window. He's evil, he's sexy. I know exactly how much that specific hotel room costs to stay in for a night. It would be luxurious.

Rain from Love In The Air

I know most people would say Phayu, and for Boss, yeah I understand, I am all there. But something about the way that little guy can fuck kinda makes me dizzy, I'm owning that. He doesn't have to be smart, he's just gotta be given compliments. Plus, my bed sheets match!

VegasPete from KinnPorsche

They altered me chemically once and I'd let 'em do it a second time and many more after that.

Tagging @kissporsche @thisautistic @omegaphobe @shubaka @risu442 @khathastrophe @loveable-sea-lemon @fawndlyvenus @viva-yas-vegas @first-kanaphan @wherelanguage-ends @xxatlasxx @adanima @snake-and-mouse @scarefox @scattered-stardust @callipigio @sparklyeyedhimbo @jdotsodomite @futureexmrsmalcolm @suzteel @jeffsatyr @coconuts-mafia

[lostloveletters]

Vague Concern (Michael Corleone x OC)

Summary: Three o’clock in the morning sneaks up on you in Las Vegas. Gloria found that out not long after she got there on little more than a whim and the loose promise of a drunk friend. But she had a job. Hard work but good pay that made for even better play on her days off.

Note: I don’t know what the hell possessed me to write this. I don't even know what the title has to do with this. Bruised Fruit-verse, pre-relationship, psychosexual debauchery.

Warnings: Pre-relationship, semi-anonymous phone sex, masturbation, infidelity?

1954

Three o’clock in the morning sneaks up on you in Las Vegas. Gloria found that out not long after she got there on little more than a whim and the loose promise of a drunk friend. But she had a job. Hard work but good pay that made for even better play on her days off.

Then she got a promotion a few months later. Shifted around was more like it, but her hands weren’t pruned anymore. Putting out place settings, collecting the exorbitant waste after each crowd that showed out to see the one and only Johnny Fontaine came and went. 

Half-smoked cigarettes shoved in half-eaten steaks. 

Used napkins soaked up the remnants of champagne in their glasses. 

Viva.

The lead up to four o’clock in the morning was what dragged on like bringing an old carpet to a dumpster, but she finally finished her shift. Seven to four, Thursday to Sunday. Meant she worked Johnny’s eight, ten, and one o’clock shows with a long break at midnight. Got paid extra to work her shift. 

It was a weekend when Michael Corleone was in town, which meant Fredo was high-strung, so her supervisor was on her ass a little more than usual, and Gloria expressed her frustration by scraping plates clean and throwing stained table cloths into laundry bins with a vengeance. 

Gloria had only ever spoken to Michael once, but he made one hell of an impression on her. Handsome, nice enough to entertain her questions about the old Life magazine article. She’d taken another look at it when she got home after their conversation. Admired his photo. Read the tale of exploits with a new perspective. Hadn’t seen much of him since.

She returned to her apartment at a quarter past four. The first place of her own. Small, but all hers, except when something went wrong, and it was squarely the landlord’s.

Her purse landed on the couch with a soft thud as she kicked off her heels and took off her dress. Something simple she reveled in was being able to walk right into her apartment and leave her dress and whatever the hell else she wanted at the door. She’d eaten during her break, so little sounded better to her than a hot shower and jumping straight into bed.

Until the phone rang. She furrowed her eyebrows. The only people who called her were her parents, and it would be about seven o’clock on the East Coast. Not unreasonably early for them to be up, but a strange time to call. Unless it was an emergency.

She picked up, twisting the cord between her fingers. “Hello?”

Soft breathing on the other end of the line.

“Who is this?” she asked.

A faint tapping, then an inhale. The other line was smoking.

“What do you smoke? I usually smoke whatever I can get my hands on,” she said. “One of my bosses smokes Luckies. I can tell by the smell. It mixes nice with his cologne. Probably something expensive and Italian, like him.”

More silence.

“If you’re expecting me to do all of the talking, you can’t blame me for where the conversation goes, alright?” she said.

She heard the tapping again. A smile pulled across her lips. “I’m still clothed—mostly. But I’m sure you have an active enough imagination, don’t you? I mean, you must be some kind of pervert to be doing this,” she accused. “But I am too, since I’m entertaining this—you. And you must know me, which puts me at a disadvantage. I guess I can be a good sport for you.”

Fabric ruffled on the other end of the line. She strained to hear it—clothes, or sheets?

“The slip I wore under my dress today was cream. It usually is. And cotton. I sweat a lot at work. That’s not very sexy." She sighed. "I was going to shower and then change into something else before you interrupted, so I’m talking to you in my sweaty old slip instead of nice and wet with a fresh towel wrapped around me.”

A sharp inhale. 

“Are you scared of me? Is that why you’re not saying anything? I promise I’m nice enough. If you were here with me, you’d see. We’d be in my bedroom, and I’d lay out on the covers for you.” She bunched up her slip around her thighs and shimmied her panties down as best as she could with one hand. “I’m going to tell you a secret, because that’s how nice I am. I’d want you to be rough with me.”

She slipped her fingers between her folds, not surprised to find she was already wet. Her nails had to be short for work, but her blunt index fingernail scratched against her clit. A soft moan escaped her lips.

“I like men who know what they want. You want me, don’t you? Isn’t that why you called? Why you’re still hanging on my line?” She leaned against the wall, her chest heaving as she pumped her fingers in and out of her aching cunt. “I’d let you do whatever you wanted to me. Only you. Even if you made me cry. Maybe you would, you’d hold my hips so tight that there’d be no way I could forget you in the morning.” 

A soft, barely discernable “fuck” came from the other end of the line. Then she came. Loudly, on her own fingers, never more grateful to live alone.

“Holy shit,” she whispered.

Silence, punctuated by heavy breathing.

“This was fun, but we shouldn’t make it a habit.”

There it was, the tapping again. Cigarette on an ashtray. Maybe it was morse code all along. She resisted the urge to giggle at herself.

“Goodbye, whoever you are. I’m sure I’ll see you around.”

[rupaulssimsrace]

RuPaul’s Drag Race: Jaida Essence Hall

Promo Look, Entrance Look, Spring Look, Fall Look, "You Don't Know Me" Performance Look, Tulle Look, Buttons and Bows Look, Lady Baller Look, Basketball Wife Realness Look, Balls to the Wall Eleganza Look, Planet of the Capes Look, Snatch Game “Cardi B” Look, Frozen Eleganza Look, Madonna: The Unauthorized Rusical “Sexy Madonna” Look, Night of a 1000 Michelle Visages Look, The Bride Wore Black Look, Choices 2020 Debate Look, Stars and Stripes Forever Look, Drag Family Resemblance Look, The Color Purple Look, "Viva Drag Vegas" Performance Look, Eleganza Extravaganza Look, Reunion Look, Finale Entrance Look, “Bring Back My Girls” LSFTC Round 1 Look, “Survivor” LSFTC Round 2 / Crowning Look

[oneforthemunny]

i know we said before on your other blog that rockstar!Eddie had songs for his girls, but since the Zarah blurb what are Nepo!Babys songs for them?? Like slipping through my fingers is Zarahs forever. Do Sicily and Sienna have separate or was it just easier to sing to them together so they have one?

also what do we think all of the girls’ hyperfixations are? Like I love cows and lemons or something Idfk

so persephone's I feel like would be the basic kinda lullaby song like "my girl" or something I think they'd both sing that one to her because it's quite literally one of the only ones they know.

then kensington would get like "you are my sunshine" because they've expanded their horizons. nepo baby kinda sings that ironically bc kensie always cries lmao.

the twins... like they don't really get a song song like the others lmao but eddie is a big fan of singing the bridge (?) of 'enter sandman' to them where it goes "hush little baby, don't say a word. and never mind that noise you heard. it's just the best under your bed, in your closet in your head." and they love it. idk. he thinks it's funny so it works.

zarah's obv got hers not that she needed much of a song to soothe her.

vega... didn't get a song really, except like "viva las vegas" but eddie would change it to vega and she thought that was really funny.

persephone was an ocean kid for sure. we kinda hc that zarah was, but I've changed my mind it's persephone. she would totally be rattling off facts and drag them to aquariums and shit.

kensie went through a stage where she was very into collecting rocks when she was like seven. like she just wanted geodes and stones and crystals and rocks and no one really knew why lmao.

sicily and sienna didn't really have one specific hyperfixation. I feel like they would've been big into the jonas brothers for a while (which made eddie want to bang his head into a wall bc it's all they'd listen to). but they're kinda all over the place.

zarah I feel would get really into house plants and keeping them alive. for whatever reason she's really good at that. like grows her own inside and studies them.

vega has a different hyperfixation every week. depends on what she watches or feels like tbh. she wanted to learn how to cook after seeing ratatouille and eddie was like alright and then he had someone teach her lessons and she was like... yeah I'm out lmao. weirdly obsessed with true crime and shit like that... which concerns eddie and nepo baby a lot lmao.

[caliburnabsolute]

I said I'd give Pokémon Unbound another go and like. I kinda did! But I immediately fell off and I still gotta get back to it. Turns out that taking a million screenshots for liveblogging purposes is kind of a drag, especially on mobile.

Anyway, I've been playing a completely different hack this past week. A hack of a hack, even!

Pokémon Vega is a hack that's always interested me, with the new region and cool fakemon designs it boasts, but there's uh. One issue. One teeny-tiny issue with base Vega.

LOOK AT THIS SHIT.

THIS IS THE FIRST GYM LEADER. THAT DEEP YAWN MOVE IS JUST SPORE. IT DOES NOT GET BETTER THAN THIS. THE SECOND GYM LEADER USES GROUND-TYPES BUT HE HAS A HITMONCHAN WITH PERFECT COVERAGE. THE SEVENTH GYM LEADER HAS A METAGROSS. THE CHAMPION IS AT LEVEL 80. YOU CAN NEVER BUY REVIVES. WHAT THE FUCK.

The team that translated Vega into English also made an altered version called Vega Minus that makes it less kaizo bullshit (nerfed bosses, less drastic level curve, stores actually carry revives, etc.), and that's cool, but that's not the version I'm playing. I'm playing Viva las Vega. Another quirk about Vega is that it locks well over half its fakemon in the postgame, which kinda sucks because there are a lot of cool guys you miss out on. VLV lets you catch basically everything before the credits roll (barring some legendaries, of course).

All this to say, check out my team. I'm about three gyms in.

Yes, Nymphrost is just Cirno. The Vega devs are Touhou fans and there are a bunch of Touhou fakemon in here.

I kinda don't like Percussoon, but it's a case where the middle stage is the weakest link. I'm mostly using it because, despite being the resident Route 1 Normal-type, it was locked behind the postgame in base Vega.

Shelly and Dewdrop are both trades, and Shelly's a guaranteed shiny.

Yolkid is the game's Eevee, and I know exactly what I wanna evolve him into, but I'm waiting until he learns Shell Smash first. It does mean I'm gonna end up with two Ground-types once I get him and Komajiro evolved, but is it really that bad if I have two Earthquakers?

I was torn on who my sixth team member was gonna be for a bit, but I ended up picking Sableye so I had a better answer to Fighting-types. Plus, Sableye evolves in this hack! It goes in kind of a weird direction, but it goes hard. Certainly better than Mawile's evo before it got redesigned.

Unfortunately, this hack actually has too many cool fakemon, and I'm probably gonna have to do a second playthrough so I have an excuse to use all the cool guys that didn't make it onto this team. Not the first time this has happened (ask me about Quarantine Crystal!), hopefully not the last, and definitely not a bad thing. I'll probably make another post once I get the whole team evolved.

[just-slightly-chayotic]

temptation tuesday

rules: share something about an idea you have/something that's speaking to you/an au you'd like to see and are considering writing/etc. etc. Basically anything that is tempting you away from your current wips!

thank you for the tag @scattered-stardust!!

i've got a university au that i've been rotating in my head for the past two or three months!

Kim never left to pursue his music career. He was about to, but while planning to leave he came across some of Korn’s questionable plans for Kinn and he realised that he can't leave if he wants to be able to protect Kinn (and Khun). So he's Korn's go-to for all the most unsavoury jobs. (But he's Kim so he's still an absolute loser and pathetic wet cat of a man <3)

Kim is going to university, he's in the music faculty and he's a year ahead of Chay, but they end up in the same class because they choose the same elective that's available to both years.

(KinnPorsche haven't met yet, they'll be introduced through KimChay)

So on the first day of class Chay is late and he grabs the last available seat: in the back, next to Kim.

He notices that Kim's hands are all messed up, bloody and bruised, so he pulls out some antiseptic wipes and bandaids and pushes them towards Kim.

They end up sitting together all the time (it's not on purpose, Chay swears, it's just that that's the best seat in the auditorium clearly) and every time Kim shows up with messed up hands Chay starts helping him take care of them.

They start talking a bit, especially after they have to do a group project together. And then one day Kim shows up late with bruises on his face and Chay freaks out.

So Chay drags Kim out of the classroom, takes care of all his wounds and finally asks Kim about it. Kim finds it adorable and doesn't go into detail but says that it was a fair fight for once.

Anyway, they become even closer after that, start hanging out outside of class too and start dating at some point. Kim comes clean about the mafia. This part is very hand-wavy and the main reason I haven't even started this fic yet!

(i got carried away with this i think but i'm too lazy to try and rephrase it in a shorter way <3)

tagging: @the-water-nixie @viva-yas-vegas @eggwars @ditch-lily (no pressure)

[drawing-way-outside-the-lines]

➖ Mature content, 18+ ➖ check the trigger tags each time ➖      

Chapter 47 - Viva Las Vegas. Episode 6.

-------Andy's point of view--------

Andy: The alcohol was getting to my head by now, it was almost midnight and at 2 am we would all be picked up by the limos to be driven to the hotel where we were all supposed to stay the night. I couldn't believe the night had run so fast! I looked around to find Evan and quickly spotted him eating. Hmmm… another victim then? I looked towards the dance floor, but before I could decide on someone to dance with, Daniel snuck up on me

Daniel: So how hot is your dad with long hair, huh? He grinned at me cheekily and sipped his beer

Andy: I chuckled hoarse I hadn't really thought about that, Daniel…. he's my dad!

Gaby: And that means you can't find him attractive? She chuckled softly I'm surprised Andy… I had expected more from you.

Andy: I chuckled hoarse Sure, he's attractive… but it's weird for me to see him with long hair… I dunno… I tilted my head a bit, observing him

Gaby: So tell me, if he wasn't your dad… if he was just a random dude at a random Halloween party. Wouldn't you want him to fuck you?

Andy: I tilted my head in the other direction, observing him Yeah… I would totally want him to fuck me… hard. I cleared my throat and grabbed Gaby's drink, quickly drinking it all

Gaby: I could always put a word in for you she winked at me and smiled cheekily

Andy: Gaby! I chuckled hoarse and chatted her arm gently with my fist You can't just go and ask my dad to fuck me…. he's my dad!

Gaby: First off, I was not going to do anything in that direction, and certainly not today as today is you and Evan's day. But I do happen to know he is noticing you…… Besides, weren't you all into A fucking Marius… so why can't you be in to your dad fucking you? He's a very sexy man. She smiled alluring and grabbed Daniel under his arm Come Daniel… let's go…

Andy: I watched them with open mouth as they both left with cheeky grins on their faces

Sparkle: What was that about?

Andy: N-nothing… wanna dance?

Sparkle: Sure thing! She smiled bright and quickly dragged me to the dance floor

------Evan's point of view------

Evan: I smiled warmly as I after few minutes searching spotted Congo from the other end of the room, quickly making my way towards him I was looking for you…

Congo: Oh… sorry, I didn't know.. I was sorta in the bathroom, making out with your husband he chuckled warmly, and I was happy to see I was not the only one who had reached the state of half drunk So, what was it about? You need help with anything?

Evan: No I shook my head I have something to deliver to you. Before he could get to react, I grabbed his waist line and dug my other hand into his hair, kissing him passionately, hoping no one would notice here in the dark corner of the dance floor.

------Daniel's point of view------

Daniel: Strike 2!!! Andy will thank me later when he sees the pictures!

Andy: What are you laughing at? Did you and Gaby talk with my dad?! He suddenly looked like he was going to get a heart attack

Daniel: Chill down sweet cheeks I nodded towards Evan and Congo, still making out Looks like you wont be spending your wedding night alone with Evan. But definitely looks like I should look around for another bed mate, as my room mate will most definitely be occupied! He chuckled cheekily and wiggled his eyebrows

Andy: I chuckled hoarse and shook my head I'm not so sure. Congo sees the wedding night as something almost sacred, I'm pretty sure he will not agree on this matter. I smiled softly and handed him my camera The limos will be here within the next 20 minutes, can I trust you with my camera? You know the code for my profile, will you please log in and post the pics? We might stay here in the city a few days, to relax. Mom and dad will go pick up the dogs, so don't worry about them. I would just like the pictures to be posted before we get home. Tonight most preferable, if you have time and energy. I smiled warmly Just so my girls can see what I have been up to, I really can't wait to share the news! I felt my eyes water up, and was very relieved as Daniel quickly wrapped his arms around me, hugging me tightly

Daniel: Sure Andy… anything for you. He rubbed my back gently and chuckled softly If I may include a few from my phone as well?

Andy: Yeah, sure…

Evan: Are you hidding on my mate again? he chuckled warmly as he suddenly joined us

Daniel: He chuckled hoarse Always… I thought I had made that clear? He grinned wide and shook his phone at Evan's face you were busy anyway! He laughed loudly, probably at himself as he walked away

Evan: He shook his head softly, then suddenly grabbed my chin, pinning me up against the wall, kissing me passionately, moaning in my mouth a few times. I could hear the green plants on the wall rustle behind me, and a couple of branches snap. But man it felt so good! So fucking good! I wanted him to take me right there and then!

------Evan's point of view------

Evan: It was 10 minutes to 2, and we had completely forgotten about the gorgeous wedding cake. So after a quick round up of people, we quickly cut the cake, handing everyone a piece to enjoy on the way to the hotel. And then we were off. 3 long limos packed with people and wedding cake, soaring through the city of neon lights, off to our hotel where our wedding could be sealed intimately. And man I couldn't wait to have my husband for the very first time as husband!

[mur-art]

so uhhhh what do you think nevada's drag queen name is 🫣

Oh gosh, I'm so bad with drag names 😅

He'd definitely choose something punny and irreverent and Vegas/Nevada-related. Pick your fav from this list that I thought way too hard about but also not hard enough

Ta-HOE Tessie

Viva l'ASS Vegas (or Viva Las Veg-ASS)

Great Bae Sin

Areola 51

Hoover Daaaamnnn

Busty Siegel

Virginia Sinny

The Vegas Strip(per)

Atomic Bombshell

Man-da-lay Bae

Bettie Sage (Or Beatty Page)

Hoe Means Nevada

[listieshadows]

A couple of weeks ago at Walmart I bought this collection of seven Elvis movies that I'd seen a few nights earlier. It was one of those big collection Warner released for their 100th anniversary—so, yes, I physically own something with that laughably ironic "celebrate every story" tagline on it—and of all of the ones I'd seen get rotated out, I don't know why this one stood out to me enough to want to buy it? Maybe it's lingering affection I have for Baz Luhrmann's Elvis biopic that finally got me curious enough to check a few of Presley's flick out and see if they live up to the hype/anti-hype I'd heard about them.

So... I may as well take a hot second here to say a few words about the four narrative features that were in the collection (the other two were concert films and a documentary from, like, 1980). Get something else other than satisfying my curiosity out of these movies.

Jailhouse Rock

This was the only pre-army Elvis film in the set, and maybe it was the best one? Like, if you wanna pretend objectivity is a thing, then this was "objectively" the best one.

Honestly, though, I kinda spent the entire film stuck on the fact that Elvis's character ends up in jail because he beats a man to death with his bare fists. Like, what? What? In an Elvis movie? This is absolutely the kind of thing that the Colonel wouldn't've let fly in the post-G.I. Blues/Blue Hawaii world. And the fact that Elvis's character is kind of an ass up until the final scene, where after the mind kind of abruptly ends...! It was absolutely a running joke for me throughout the other three films I watched.

But, yeah, cool dance sequence. I kinda wish that "Rock! Rock!" chant was included in the song proper and wasn't exclusive to the film.

Viva Las Vegas

The only thoughts I have about this movie revolve around Ann-Margaret. She is, without a doubt, the star of this movie. I could barely keep my eyes off her every time she was on screen.

I read that the Colonel was worried about Ann overshadowing Elvis in the films, only one of three duets they recorded ended up on screen, and, gawd, he was right to worry, because even with just the one...!

And it's like, in the talent show scene, you're really gonna tell me that Ann's performance of "Appreciation", with the costume changes and her dancing and singing her ass off, would only tie with Elvis's one-take run-through of "Viva Las Vegas"? Even if that song is one of the best and most iconic of all his movie songs...!

But, yeah, all my babbling about this one woman aside, it's a fun lil' flick. It's not as good as Jailhouse Rock, really, but Viva Las Vegas is for sure the one I'd return to the most out of any of these.

Girl Happy

I'm sure if I were watching all of Elvis's movies, this one, his twenty-second I believe, would've been an absolute slog. Like, imagine—twenty-two movies in, and how many after Blue Hawaii where it's the same damn thing over and over and over again. I would've gone mad. But as only the third narrative film out of four in a seven flick box set, it's fine. Serviceable if you wanna see a generic Elvis flick, I guess.

I don't really have any deep thoughts about this, honestly, except that... I don't know. Seeing Elvis in drag is amusing? And this is the only movie I've ever seen to have a song about the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce. I mean, Citizen Kane or The Shawshank Redemption don't have one of those.

Spinout

While I was watching the movie, I read a Letterboxd review where someone compared the female drummer in Elvis's band in this movie, Les, to Kim Pines from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, and while I don't think the comparison is exactly 1:1, she was my favorite character in the film, so... I mean, it's a shame she marries a cop, but other than that...

I don't know. As with Girl Happy, I don't really have any big thoughts about this film. Like, when I was mentally dividing these movies up into categories, I slot this and Girl Happy as the two "generic later-period Elvis movies" after Jailhouse Rock and Viva Las Vegas stood in for the "good and iconic" films.

I guess I like this movie better than Girl Happy, 'cuz there was a silly energy to the movie that I liked, and it's interesting that Elvis's character remains single by the end, and, again, there is Les, but... I don't know. The soundtrack's got a cover of "Tomorrow Is A Long Time" as a bonus track and that's neat?

Also, this is the second movie where Elvis's character is a race car driver (after Viva Las Vegas, which I should've mentioned, but of course I was too busy talking about...), and I hear that's a common trend throughout this movies, and, gawd, every time, I could only think of Eddie Murphy's bit about Elvis movies: "We gotta win this race..."

[taysdorothea13]

maybe you could add to the sequel or like a one shot of wren coming down on the field after a game. or even cooler after the chiefs won the super bowl.

this is already planned bestie!!!! im so excited to write the superbowl chapter because not only does wren go down on the field with taylor, travis drags her on stage with him to do that viva las vegas thing 😭 its a big moment too because its the first time wren agrees to wear chiefs merch and not her eagles shirt 😭

[sennaverstappendiary]

las vegas grand prix ✩ 19.11.2023

if theres one race last season that i didn't ever in a million worlds expect to go THIS FUCKING HARD, it would have to be las vegas. what the actual living FUCK was this weekend 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️ like don't get me wrong i had fun, but help??? both me and max went into this weekend like "what fucking ever who cares" and SOMEHOW. one of the best races of the season, objectively 👀👀👀😀😀🍾🍾🍾🍾

so... this is another case where it's important to actually look at what happened BEFORE quali and race. because. erm. what the fuck lestappen... WHAT WAS THATTT 😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 HOW ARE U GONNA BE GAY IN THE MEDIA PEN ARE U OUT OF UR MINDDDD 😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🌷🌷🌷✨✨✨✨ "lets ask him!" EXPLODE. NOW. 💥💥💥💥💥💥 also carlos rip ur race chances . dead by drain cover .

qualifying was crazy bc the moment, no, the second i saw charles on that track i knew his ass would get chole. chole to min? chole to min tonight? anyway yeah qualiii 🍾🍾🍾😁😁😁😁 i had been convinced for months we would lose this race, so to see max p3 was actually quite exciting for me, since i thought we had 0 chance 😁😁😁😁😭😭😭😭😭

waking up at 6 am for a race always feels a bit like a slap in the face. you wake up, drag yourself out of your comfy bed, and get extreme anxiety at a time that should be illegal 💀🙏 well. tbh i wasn't even nervous. i was NOT expecting anything 😭😭😭 AND THEN WE GET MAX VERSTAPPEN TERRORISMMMM LAP ONE TURN ONE 💀💀💀💀💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 god i couldve shot him im sorry. i was so madjdfhgdhgjhdfgdfg love that man tho 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 finally gets a penalty, "send them my regards" BOY IF YOU DONT SHUT YOUR MOUTH RN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and then i saw the gap. less. less. less. gets overtaken by charles. atp im convinced everything is #joever. but then. THEN. GEORGE MOTHERFUCKING RUSSELL DAMAGES OUR FRONT WING. AND WE WIN BECAUSE OF THAT. incredible. at one point i was convinced checo would win. like i genuinely cannot. cannot describe this race. this does not feel like a 2023 race man. love it tho. 💀💀💀💀🥰🥰🥰💕💕✨✨🌷🌷💌💌💌 charles overtaking checo was crazy. BUT WHAT WAS ALSO CRAZY WAS MAX FUCKING SCREAM SINGING ON THE RADIO AFTER HATING ALL WEEKEND. I WAS LITERALLY SHELL SHOCKED. I COULDNT BELIEVE MY FUCKING EARS. for sure top 10 moments in max radios for me jesus 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷 AND THEN FORCED PROXIMITY BY THE CARRRR MY BELOVEDDDDD OH MY GOD LESTAPPENNNNN AND THIRD WHEEL CHECOOO 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 yeah i loved this shit lmfao

✩ song of the race: viva las vegas - elvis presley

✩ extra: a small photodump