#Velvette Bisexual

[walking-samsung-tv-man]

⚡Incorrect Quotes

Vox, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Valentino: Gray.

Velvette: Grey.

Vox, turning to Y/N: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Y/N: Dark white.

💙🩷💜🤍

Y/N: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Vox: You are my reward.

*meanwhile*

Valentino: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Velvette: True, you can be really difficult at times.

🤍💙🩷💜

Valentino: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Velvette: I sleep with a knife.

Y/N: Both of you are pathetic.

Valentino: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Y/N: Vox.

🩷💜🤍

Velvette, singing to the tune of 'I Kissed A Girl': I killed a guy and I liked it-!

Y/N, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

Vox, also singing: The taste of his cherry ChapStick.

Valentino, appalled: Call the exorcist.

💜🤍💙🩷

Vox: I just want someone to take me out.

Y/N: On a date?

Valentino: With a sniper gun?

Velvette: Both if your not a coward.

💙🤍🩷💜

Valentino: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Y/N: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Vox: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Velvette: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Vox: *Flips Table.*

🩷🤍💙💜

Valentino: I truly believe water can solve all your problems.

Y/N: Weight Lost? Drink water.

Vox: Clear skin? Drink water.

Velvette: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

🩷🤍💙💜

Y/N: Could you guys Atleast try to see this from my perspective?

Valentino: *Crouches Down*

Vox: *Kneels Down*

Velvette: *Sits On The Floor*

Y/N: I hate all of you.

🤍🩷💙💜

Velvette: Christmas is cancelled.

Y/N: You can't cancel a holiday.

Velvette: Keep it up, Y/N, and you'll lose New Year's too.

Y/N: What does that mean?

Velvette: Vox, take New Year's away from Y/N

💜🤍

*Y/N drunkenly wanders around the tower and Valentino is drunkenly giggling.*

Velvette, completely sober: *Sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the world, Vox.

Vox, going to their room: Nope, just you. *Shuts door.*

💜💙

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Vox has terrible taste in men. Like between Alastor, a canabalistic serial killer with the worst haircut I've ever seen who is both aroace & so emotionally constipated and egotistical that he can't even FRIENDZONE you because that'd be showing weakness, and Valentino, a fucking serial abuser/rapist who is so fucking stupid and bull-headed that you have to scream in his face to make him listen and even then only understands what you're trying to tell him after you've gone through a step by step process of the most basic ideas, that man can NOT catch a break dear god-

His taste in women is pretty good tho Velvette's great :)

[onesidedradiostatic]

Counterpoint: he thinks the colors are pretty but doesn’t know what the flag means. His eyes are shit too, he might think it’s a sunset over water kind of image.

(prev ask)

you're right actually he couldn't see shit during velvette's presentation so he didn't entirely get it

it was a very pretty sunset though so he accepted it

(sorry another dumb random doodle)

[velvetterabby]

Happy bisexual pride from Hatsune Miku 💖💜💙

[fr00t-snacc]

Here is my final piece of art for Pride Month! Was given a ton of ships over on Twitter to draw, and I’m proud of how these turned out! Happy Pride everyone!

[silly-trans-guy]

My app I use to draw is very glitchy at the moment so take this doodle I made while it was glitching :) (also click for better quality-)

[scribble-brain-aced]

for pride month, i have:

a list of how the hazbin hotel had their gay awakening. (or lesbian, or bi, or trans, or aroace, pan, etc)

Charlie: she watched Sleeping Beauty, the year after it came out. she looked at Snow White and thought “wow, she’s so pretty.. but also Price Florian.. wait.” because this was in 1938, she didn’t know what bisexuality was, but she knew and accepted her feelings, because it wasn’t a big deal to her. in the 1970s, she found the label for it— bisexuality— and thought “OH THERE’S A NAME FOR THIS, YAY!” and that was that.

Vaggie: when she was still alive, in 2010, a friend sent her a photo of a genderbent character from some TV show, and her first thought was “oh, okay, i see why everyone’s in love with them now. …wait.” she spent the next 20 minutes looking up female versions of characters and realizing “oh. OH THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH” (based on my own story)

Angel: honestly, he can’t really say. he just kinda knew from the beginning that men were just hot, and he’d marry a guy if he could. molly just assumed he meant “yeah, men are just better than women” and went along with it, even though she personally thought both were radiantly beautiful. (she found out what pansexual meant in 1972.)

Husk: he has no idea. if asked, he just shrugs and goes “any hole is a goal, i couldn’t care less.” at one point, Angel just shoved a poster at him, Husk read it and was like “oh. i guess that’s me.” pretty chill reaction, just continued his normal day, but kept thinking “okay, wow, that’s ME.”

Sir Pentious: he just thought all people liked both men and women, but because of societal rules and whatever, they had to wait until they had a crush on the opposite gender. ..what do you mean thats not what being straight is. (he only found out what bisexuality was after he came to the Hotel and Charlie had a bi flag pin. he asked her what country that was, and she had to sit him down to explain the concept of LGBTQ+, and no, it is ABSOLUTELY NOT a mental illness, wtf, you’re fine, buddy, go be happy.)

Alastor: post-season 1, like three people separately wished him a happy asexual awareness week and he was so confused, he asked Angel to look up ‘a sexual’ on his phone because he couldn’t find anything at the library. (he was looking at the outdated library in cannibal town.) he read the definition, and locked himself in his room for the rest of the day. if anybody heard muffled screaming and somehow-happy-sounding swearing, nobody mentioned it.

Vox: pfft, what? no, he’s not gay! he’s perfectly straight! is it gay to say that men are just as good at women? …Val, what do you MEAN ‘no but yes’? (Valentino explained the entire history of LGBTQ+, stressing bisexuality. Vox just said “okay, okay, hear me out.. there’s a whole month for them, right? their whole thing is rainbows? what if we paint all of our logos rainbow-colored? they’d buy it!” Valentino gave up, because Vox just COULD NOT comprehend what he was trying to say. but he keeps sending bisexual memes to Vox.)

Valentino: he just always knew. come on, everyone’s hot, unless they aren’t. even better if they can be exploited. that’s all there is to it.

Velvette: pfft, she grew up with social media, she’s known about this shit since she was a kid. fuck love, fuck fucking, she’d rather pester Vox into making cheesy garlic bread. the guy’s a bitch, but he makes good cheesy garlic bread.

Baxter: back before he and sir pentious became bitter enemies, they were both talking about.. whatever. at one point, they got on the topic of clothing, and Baxter— then Bella— griped that he hated how dresses felt. too heavy, too annoying, and it made him feel sick, anyway. suits were just better, not just because they’re lighter. man, he wished he were a boy. pentious asked if he wanted to be a boy in general, not just for the suits, and after a moment, Baxter excused himself quickly to go find something in his library, shooing Pentious out of the house. a couple days later, he came out, transitioned, all that. the only reason he doesn’t cut off his light-lure thingy is because it’s useful. other than that, he avoids looking at it as much as possible.

[yksumire]

Yeah, the bis

[ilovecarmillia]

Velvette wallpaper 😍💜🩷Our queen slayed 💅🏼

[multifandom-mooshroom]

hh sexualities hcs!

these are just headcannons for what i think different hazbin characters' sexualities are!

charlie: lesbian (but also like non-binary/genderfluid ppl)

vaggie: lesbian

angeldust/ anthony: GAY

husk: pan (maybe demisexual too? can't decide)

alastor: aroace (fight me)

niffty: straight ally <3

sir pentious: bi (but prefers girls)

cherry bomb: bi (no preference)

adam: queer (likes girls and non-binary/genderfluid ppl)

lute: bi (in denial lol)

emily: (i have a hc that all seraphim are gender fluid) gender fluid and pan

sera: gender fluid

val: (🤮🤮) pan (EW VAL EWW)

vox: fRuItY (bi)

velvette: pan(prefers non-binary ppl and girls)

lucifer: gender fluid and pan bbg 😍

[idk-man-just-here-for-the-food]

I had to draw her, i’m sorry

2nd image is my reaction whenever i see her, bc omg, she is so hot istg i’m simping so hard for this woman

[that-bitch-velvette]

do you like girls

"Yeah. And what? AND WHAT HUH?! I put the Bi in Bitch 🤙"

[onesidedradiostatic]

based on the fact that vox is STILL heading the #bisexual tag

concept where one of the random sinners was recording during stayed gone and managed to slow down the video and catch the frame where vox turns into the bisexual flag and posts it online. it starts trending under the bisexual tag and people start making theories that vox might be in love with alastor, posting about how the request to ask alastor to join his team might have been him asking alastor something else. meanwhile vox is malding and getting on multiple burner accounts spamming every post with "EDITED" "FAKE" but others who recorded during stayed gone start posting and reposting their own versions of the video. it starts becoming a commonly used reaction image in the bi community in hell. he starts mass banning accounts that post it until velvette posts it on her main and threatens to post The Blackmail if he bans her for it. vox is left malding unable to do anything.

[velvetterabby]

Happy bi pride from Hatsune Miku 💖💜💙

[unnecessarilysalty]

gay capitalism

(the reblog that inspired this)

[theabhainnhotel]

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