#Varric is the houseplant

[cursedcola]

I don’t know if this is anything? But I truly wish that the companions on DAV gave Rook gifts to decorate their room with. Just as we do for them. Maybe once we completed a certain hurdle in their story plus a special extra one for whomever we romance.

At the beginning of the game I was hopeful and charmed to see Rook comment on the decor in their room (Varric’s mirror, etc) and thought that there was going to be momentos from each companion + main quest that we would get to decorate our space with. Each that might come with a baby dialogue interaction, small cutscene, or heck even a note//codex entry with the item left in the Caretaker’s hands would have sufficed.

Since there was no reason to decorate Rook’s room, I didn’t bother with it. The cosmetics felt useless since we spend so little time in there. It would have been great to see Rook’s room slowly gradually become full of life over time, just like the companion rooms did. I also would have folded so quick if Harding gave Rook a little houseplant, Bellara a mobile with those twinkling artifacts (maybe hung it over Rook’s lounge chair?), Davrin a carved statuette (bro is ALWAYS whittling), or even Lucanis with a knit present or an ornate dagger (if romanced, returning the favor for the wyvern dagger we buy him? Also he flirts with daggers, could have been a nice touch). Taash could have given something to represent their culture, depending on if you push them towards the Qun or Rivaini.

Those are just examples, but y’all get the point. So much raw potential for scenes. Especially since Rook’s room is barren aside from being oggled by fishies.

[jellydishes]

wip wednesday/whenever: wip excerpt edition! i was tagged by @ocean-in-my-rebel-soul, and i'm tagging @autobot-scout-riella, @wildercrow, @wild-houseplant, and @jonbinary (and also @pen99 because the focus is your hawke :>)

Rules: If you're tagged, please give an excerpt of your WIP! Tag and share! (And tag me back, I wanna read what you share!)

this wip is the sequel to a previous fic of mine from several years ago that was called believe it's easier for you, which was a modern day hawke/varric au that explored what would happen if varric left for several years and his relationships with the da2 characters became strained:

The Tethras family home was old and large ('stately and grand,' Bartrand had called it in one of his more snobbish moments, to which Varric had replied, 'It's fuckoff huge, Barty') and perhaps most importantly, the Tethras family home was stuffed full of furniture and mementoes and dust covered hope.

Almost every inch of the place echoed with ghosts. He felt shades of himself running down the halls and scrawling words underneath wallpaper that had been chosen specifically to cover up his indiscretions. He slid a hand down a lintel, feeling the bumps covered up with layers of paint until you could barely tell where Bartrand had carved out lines to measure how tall Varric had gotten.

He sighed, leaned against the doorway, and scrubbed a hand down his face. He almost laughed when it didn't come away caked with dust, after spending the late morning and the entirety of the afternoon packing away some of the lower floor of the house into boxes. Some would go into storage, the rest to be sold or donated to thrift stores. And… now that he had sealed the most recent box with packing tape, he was unable to ignore anymore the weight of what he was doing, which had been settling down upon his shoulders one piece at a time like drifting snow, cold and heavy and merciless.

His mother was in that box, and so was Bartrand, and himself. Everyone, he realized, except for his father.

Almost without his being aware of it, his head slowly tilted up and up, towards the sealed room that had been his father's study when he'd been alive. He hadn't been inside in almost a decade and a half, let alone now when he was closing up the house and had a proper excuse to do so. He hesitated even to broach the thought. That was his father's space. His sanctuary. And leaving it closed up had become… more than a family habit or way of honoring the dead, it had become a responsibility.

Varric swallowed heavily. Without looking away from that section of the ceiling, he pulled out his phone and entered in the code to unlock it. He glanced down only to pull up Hawke With An E, which he had only recently edited to say Hewk.

The phone rang only once, and then there was a click. "What?"

The words he'd been planning to say dried up on his tongue.

"Varric?" There was a shift of fabric on the other end of the phone. He could almost see Edyiss Hawke shifting the phone from ear to ear as if that would somehow allow her to better hear what he hadn't been able to bring himself to say.

He laughed humorlessly, and raked the hand not holding his phone through his hair. "I need you, Ed. Here," he clarified, clearing his throat. "I need… Shit, I don't even know. A sounding board? Someone to witness my descent into madness?"

"You aren't going mad, Varric," Hawke said. The determination in her voice was thin and crackly. She must have driven to the base of Sundermount to go hiking again. Always said it cleared her head.

He looked away from the chair his mother had always sat in by the window, and towards Bartrand's room. "How do you know?" He asked hollowly. "If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, has family history like a duck…"

"I'm coming over."

[kirkwallguy]

varric: are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

anders: literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

varric (would enjoy the tender houseplant thing): you know full well dwarven sexual roleplays are geological in nature

this is the marcus/anders (+varric) dynamic

[rlainarin]

The Basics: Hawk Amell

not a real Amell, not an actual hawk, but he lives like a Hawke

tagged by @wild-houseplant!!! <3

minor tw for discussion of internalized transmisandry

Character’s name: Hawk Amell

Role in story: Champion of Kirkwall

Age: born 9:06 Dragon, so he's around 25 when DA2 starts and 30 when it ends

Physical description:

he's a little on the short side: seems average height next to Varric or Merrill, but extremely short next to Anders. he has dull black hair he keeps in a messy bun at the nape of his neck, and fittingly enough 'hawklike' is a good word for his features. he's got killer cheekbones, a strong jaw, and a gorgeous beaky nose. his eyes are clear grey.

MBTI/Enneagram Personality Type:

ENFP - the Campaigner

Enneagram type 2

Internal Life

What is their greatest fear?

Being forced to choose between the people he loves - and losing them all.

Inner motivation:

To keep the people he loves safe.

Kryptonite:

The mortifying ordeal of being perceived.

What is their misbelief about the world?

That he's less valuable and useful as a man than if he'd stayed a girl.

Lesson they need to learn:

Nobody is going to leave if he stops being useful.

What is the best thing in their life?

His found family that loves him!

What is the worst thing in their life?

He may never find a place that feels like home, and if he does, he'll probably lose some of the people that feel like home.

What do they most often look down on people for?

Snobbery. Prejudice. Being Orlesian. Calling him a Marcher instead of a Ferelden.

What makes his/her/their heart feel alive?

That moment when he has to draw something. He can see the entire picture in his head, and his hands just have to make it happen.

What makes them feel loved, and who was the last person to make them feel that way?

Praise. Being told he's been valuable, he's been a protector, and now it's safe so he gets to relax.

Anders, probably. They're married, after all.

Top three things they value most in life?

Family, art, and peace.

External Life

Is there an object they can’t bear to part with and why?

His sketches of his family. Little doodles Malcolm modelled for, a drawing of the twins together... he hates them because they're his Old Art, but he can never ever let them go.

Describe a typical outfit for them from top to bottom:

Colorful hair ribbon in his bun.

A few necklaces: a locket with a miniature painting he did of Bethany, his Amell signet ring and a Tethras signet ring Varric gave him

A loose embroidered vest over a poet shirt

Another ribbon or two tied around his wrist, just in case he loses the one in his hair

Breeches and hose

Supple leather slippers

What names or nicknames have they been called throughout their life?

birth name: [deadname] Hawke he came out as trans at around 10 and spent a good while as 'that Hawke boy'. the twins would call him Brother, Ashes and Smudge (because of his foraging charcoal to draw with), and various nicknames that only lasted a few months. Smudge was the forerunner. Malcolm usually just went with 'my boy'. Leandra went with 'son' and 'dear'. Varric calls him Smudge too. He appreciates the ready-made nickname. when the will went to court and he was in the Deep Roads, Aveline helped out on the legal side. she took the initiative to change his legal name, so the title of the estate wouldn't be in a name she'd never heard him use-- she changed it to Hawk Amell.

What is their method of manipulation?

puppy eyes and a "Buuuuuut Varric/Aveline/Mother/Anders/Bethany/Fenris/Worthy/Knight-Commander"

Describe their daily routine:

Wake up. Go back to bed. Wake up. Walk the dog. Attempt to go back to bed. Get bribed with breakfast. Answer mail. Take the dog to visit Fenris, Merrill, and Anders. Have a late lunch at a haunt of Ostagar veterans. Check the Chanter's Board and annoy Aveline. Swing by home, chat with mother, take the dog to the Hanged Man for Diamondback.

Their go-to cure for a bad day?

Hide with the dog. Dogs don't care if you're sad.

Goals

How are they dissatisfied with their life?

He would like to be an eccentric painter with a countryside manor where all his friends and family have a room, and also to have a twin sister who could go live all the dreams that would make Leandra happy.

Instead, he's a Hawke.

What would bring them true happiness or contentment?

Being at peace to make art without having to fear for the lives of the people he loves.

What definitive step could they take to turn their dream into a reality?

Well, he could probably buy a manor in the countryside.

How has their fear kept them from taking this action already?

Not his fear so much as the fact that the people he loves want to stay right there, in Kirkwall, in danger.

How do they feel they can accomplish their goal while still steering clear of the thing they are afraid of?

Keeping very close track of all his friends and trying to get them to at least hang around his estate in the city.

[wemultitudinous]

@fractalmind​ // anders

Darktown. Never a place Varric visits just because he happens to feel like it; it has all the grime and grift of Lowtown with none of its attendant charm. Nowhere to find a decent drink down here, so he avoids it where he can, and when he can’t----well. He doesn’t bother glancing around as he works his way to the clinic, the air oppressively close around him. He knows what he’ll see, and has no time to spare for the suffering of everyday life down here.

The lanterns are flickering and lit, because the mage has a bleeding heart and too much time on his hands, but for once it’s not all that crowded. Varric sidesteps the last few straggling denizens of Darktown huddling together as they leave, and leans on the wall as he rounds the corner, catching sight of Anders and watching him for a long moment.

“You ever consider redecorating?” he asks after a few seconds of observation. “Couple rugs and some throw pillows would work wonders. Maybe a houseplant.”

[athena1138]

2 and 7 for the oc ask

Ty sweetie

I’m in a weird mood so I’m gonna just do like... a shitton of ocs for both. (I’ll do DA first) 

What are your OC’s food preferences (flavors/textures/spiciness/calories/ when and how they eat) and how did they get that way?

Missella: She’s a simple woman, not overtly gluttonous or anything. She doesn’t need anything overly fancy to be happy, just some hearty stew is fine. But she does really enjoy lots of flavor. It took some getting used to because she’d been in the Circle all her life, but food on the outside is just. Incredible. She can’t get enough. And when she and Zevran start traveling outside of plain-ass Ferelden? Oh shit. Her mind is just. Blown. At the end of the day though, her comfort food is still simple stuff. Give her some bread and soup and she’s more than happy. 

Mireena: Much like Alistair, she’s all about sweets. And cheese. And boy can she pack it away. She has to learn how to reign it in once she’s queen, but it’s not uncommon for her to be walking around with just a smidge of chocolate on her mouth. The only foods she can’t stand are overly spicy things, and her favorite non-dessert food is her father’s meatloaf. 

Belladonna: She’s one of the more reserved in terms of food. She doesn’t eat a lot, and she’s very slow and careful about it. She was raised like a lady, and though she’s forgotten her lessons over the years, she maintains excellent posture and impeccable table manners (aside from stealing Varric’s food and wine.) But she also goes without quite a bit. It’s not uncommon for her to go off of one or fewer meals a day. She frequently sees other things as more important (i.e., training, research, etc.) She’s fondest of fruits. 

Anna: Anna is a big woman with a big appetite. She loves food. Anything and everything, she’s down. She does have quite a bit of self consciousness regarding it, though, because she’s so large. She struggles with it because she loves food and eating but she doesn’t like standing out, doesn’t like what people say about her. It’s easier when she’s not in public. She cooks big meals for everyone before missions, and she randomly goes over to cook for Fenris or invites him to her home. Big meals, sprawling across the table. Legs of meat, racks of ribs, vegetables galore, fruits, breads. It’s enough to make the Vikings weep with joy. 

Alena: She doesn’t eat much, really. Especially after Adamant, when she’s still recovering, she has to be reminded/forced to eat quite frequently. She’s a little pickier, sometimes. She can’t eat anything on the bone, and she doesn’t like combating textures (like nuts in cookies or pasta not cooked through.) Growing up in the Circle (and unliked in the Circle) and then Kirkwall and the Gallows, she’s learned how to subsist on as little as possible, and that just kind of becomes her norm until she begins settling in with Cullen. He had to teach himself how to eat again, so he teaches her how to eat, and they just sort of help each other stay on top of it. She likes sweets best, especially if they have fruit in them. Chocolate covered cherries are p much the greatest thing she’s ever eaten. And cheese. 

Asena: Another big woman with a big appetite, but she’s ridiculously mannerful. She favors meats and vegetables the most, but she also enjoys a good dessert. (She’s an amazing baker and cake decorator.) 

Val (Castlevania): This bitch loves her some spicy food. She doesn’t eat like.. a LOT. But she eats rather frequently. 

Marynn (DND): She loves everything, but tavern food is her favorite (mostly because she grew up in a tavern.) Give her a soft pretzel and some cheese and watch her become the happiest dwarf you’ve ever met. And she eats a lot when she can, but “when she can” is a very flexible phrase which here means “when she remembers.” 

Theni (DND): She’s huge, man. Tall and ripped as shit. Like. She’s a literal goliath. So she has to eat a lot, loads of proteins and carbs. She likes pastas the most, especially with meatballs. 

Darsys (DND): She’s a soft girl. She’s so quiet and gentle. You’d have no idea looking at her that she can and does eat more than her goliath compatriot both in terms of portions and frequency. Anything and everything she can get her hands on, she’s packing it away. (But like. Not in a gross way, like she’s a very polite eater. She just... takes a minute.) Above all else, though, she enjoys a well-put-together salad. 

Ellie (DND): She eats an average amount, really. 2-3 meals a day, not huge portions. She enjoys fluffy bread best. 

Kria (Outer Worlds): Bruh. She eats... so much. Just. So much. And it’s all candy. 90% of her diet is just. Candy. All day every day. You look into her satchel, half of the weight she has is just fucking wrappers. None of the crew has any idea how she’s alive. 

Morgana (Arcana): Bread and cheese man, that’s all it takes. Morgana isn’t a lavish liver by any means. She enjoys fine foods, but it gets to be too much quite frequently which makes her relationship with Lucio a bit strained at times. She’s such a simple woman, it can be ridiculous. Her favorite food is lamb kadai with rice, cooked at a medium-spicy level.

Neoma (Arcana): Nah. She hates eating. She has so many better things to be doing, she’d rather do them. She’ll eat as little as possible as infrequently as possible. It pisses Portia off to no end. The one food she could eat every week would be fried egg sandwiches, but really that’s like.. it. She just. Hates it. 

Caro (Arcana): Caro’s quite sensible. Her idea of “pigging out” is an extra piece of pumpkin bread every now and then. She’s very natural in her meals--just fruits, vegetables, salads. Not a lot of meats. And she eats a decent amount, maybe 3-4 meals a day just because none of what she eats is very hearty. 

Realistically, could your OC (in their normal circumstances- i.e. at thier own house/battlecamp/spaceship etc.) keep a small child alive for a week if they had to?  A Dog?  A Houseplant? A rock with a  smiley face painted on?

Missella: Oh, yeah, definitely. But would she? That’s the question. She’s not a maternal type. Petruchio is about all she can handle, really. 

Mireena: SHE CAN DAMN WELL TRY! Lysander has faired well thus far. Surely a child couldn’t be too different, could it? (She’ll find out because she and Alistair end up having twin daughters the year after Corypheus’s defeat.) 

Belladonna: Eh.. Ye....ah? She’d really... rather not find out. Caliban is it for her. No babies here, no sirree. *cough except for the elf baby they adopt and then their son when she’s 45 cough*

Anna: She’s dope as shit as a mom, are you kidding? She didn’t want to be one, and she’d never really thought about it before because she’s a mage and mages aren’t allowed to have children, but her daughter is the literal cutest. 

Alena: Oh. God no. Just. No. She’s. No. She can barely keep herself alive let alone something else. No. She doesn’t even really take care of the dogs or cats. Cullen does the dogs and the cats just kinda... come and go as they please, so. No. Please don’t make her responsible for something else again she’s so weak and tired. 

Asena: SHE’LL HATE EVERY MOMENT OF IT BUT GIVE HER ALL OF THE THINGS TO TAKE CARE OF AND SHE ABSOFUCKINLUTELY WILL. 

Val (Castlevania): Yeah, she’s alright. She’s not super maternal, but she’d do the job admirably. 

Marynn (DND): *incoherent laughter*

Theni (DND): I mean. In theory? In practice.....

Darsys (DND): Elven children are pretty hard to fuck up anyways, so, probably. She’s far more comfortable with a plant, though. Preferably a succulent. 

Ellie (DND): Please don’t. She’d probably in all honestly even fail at the rock. 

Kria (Outer Worlds): Same as Ellie. Except worse. Because she’d straight up lose the rock.  

Morgana (Arcana): A... a baby? As in... a... small person? Please no. She’s fine with her animals. A baby is.. no. 

Neoma (Arcana): Bruh she can’t even really take care of herself like what kinda shit--

Caro (Arcana): She’s the type of bitch who like. Goes to orphanages and volunteers to like... read to the children and teaches them how to do shit like read and write and makes them toys in her spare time. She’s almost disgustingly maternal, the kind of girl who definitely had a million baby dolls growing up and who once answered the question “What do you want to be when you grow up?” with “A mommy.” She has hella genetic difficulties, though, so she’ll be adopting please. 

[ageofthespicylizzard]

We love our dramatic viscount, but he has the disposition of a houseplant.

i love how varric projects this suave laidback persona but the second hes two degrees out of his comfort zone, he complains about it the whole time

[nilesdaughter]

Dragon Age Trust Spectrum - Dragon Age companions and OC’s from most to least trustworthy.

I was tagged by the awesome @motherofgriffins forever ago. The actual scale is beneath the cut, because just including my OCs alone made this way too long lol

Not all of the Awakening companions are included, because I haven’t finished it yet. Sebastian is not included, either, because I’ve only played vanilla DA2. Inquisition advisors are also excluded since this is only supposed to be for the companions.

This is also only based on first impressions, because I grew to love almost of my companions after getting to know them.

Trust with my life

Dog (Both in the DAO and DA2 sense.)

Wynne

Cole

Asera Adaar

Bethany Hawke

Enansal Lavellan

Merrill

Alistair Therein

Aveline Vallen

Sylvia Hawke

Veleda Amell

Anders

Esme Trevelyan

Varric Tethras

Rosalind Aeducan

Regan Cousland

Aileen Hawke

Cassandra Pentaghast

Elizabeth Trevelyan

Elera Lavellan

Katherine Hawke

Zahra Tahan

Aidan Tabris

Fenris

Carver Hawke

Nicolette Fabre

Diana Hawke

Desta Lavellan

Havva Adaar

Sonya Barros

Leliana

Sulahn Lavellan

Aisling Tabris

Eldrian Trevelyan

Blackwall

Sarel Lavellan

The Iron Bull

Morrigan

Shale

Dorian Pavus

Ranalle Mahariel

Milah Brosca

Reona Hawke

Isabela

Sera

Hana Cadash

Zevran Arainai

Sten

Oghren

Solas

Orin Surana

Vivienne de Fer

Nathaniel Howe

Loghain Mac Tir

Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant.

I tag @battlefox, @battyhatter, @tyishi, @ariannadi, @amariahellcat, and other other DA fans that follow me (I know I have a lot of you lol)! As usual, please don’t feel obligated to do this if you don’t want to :)

[elevanetheirin]

DRAGON AGE TRUST SPECTRUM

I was tagged by @motherofgriffins  :D Dragon Age companions and OC’s from most to least trustworthy (I’m not going to include OCs, just because who has that kind of time :D)

DRAGON AGE ORIGINS

TRUST WITH MY LIFE

Dog

Alistair

Wynne

Leliana

Sten

Shale

Zevran

Morrigan

Oghren

Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant.

DRAGON AGE TWO

TRUST WITH MY LIFE

Dog

Sibling

Aveline

Varric

Sebastian

Anders

Fenris

Merrill-It’s not Merrill I don’t trust, it’s the blood magic/demon thing she’s got going on

Tallis 10. Isabella

Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant.

DRAGON AGE INQUISITION

I feel like I trust most of them though. (-side-eyes the arm thief-)

TRUST WITH MY LIFE

Cassandra

Cullen

Varric

Cole

Dorian

Josephine

Iron Bull

Leliana

Blackwall

Sera

Vivienne

Solas

Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant.

I’ll tag... @sassylavellen @rawrzimon @john-cousland @gugle1980 and @spycopoth

[rawrzimon]

Trust Spectrum

I was tagged by the amazing @elevanetheirin. Dragon Age companions and OC’s from most to least trustworthy (I’m not going to include OCs, just because who has that kind of time :D) DRAGON AGE ORIGINS TRUST WITH MY LIFE Dog Wynne Alistair Zevran Morrigan Leliana Shale Sten Oghren Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant. DRAGON AGE TWO TRUST WITH MY LIFE Dog Fenris Sibling Aveline Varric Anders Isabella Merrill Sebastian (Never played the DLC) Tallis (Never played the DLC) Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant. DRAGON AGE INQUISITION TRUST WITH MY LIFE 

Cullen Dorian Varric Cole Cassandra Solas Josephine Iron Bull Leliana Blackwall Vivienne Sera Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant. I taagggg @sternstaaub, @star--nymph, @ethadahlen, @fadedforyou, @elfsplaining, @ferelder, @fereldenpeach, @fenedhis-lasa-sera, @katalyna-rose, @liaragaming, @circles-finest, and @fleshwerks. :)

[sassylavellen]

DRAGON AGE TRUST SPECTRUM

I was tagged by @elevanetheirin​!

DRAGON AGE ORIGINS

TRUST WITH MY LIFE

Alistair

Leliana

Wynne

Dog

Morrigan

Sten

Oghren

Zevran (OUT OF THE FOUR TIMES IVE PLAYED ORIGINS, HE BETRAYED ME TO THE CROWS TWICE, THE LAST TIME I PLAYED I KILLED HIM TO AVOID BETRAYAL AGAIN sorry Zevran lovers hahaha)

Loghain

Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant.

DRAGON AGE TWO

TRUST WITH MY LIFE

Bethany

Aveline

Varric (these first three are a tie really)

Tallis

Merrill

Carver (not a huge Carver fan honestly)

Fenris

Anders

Isabela (bitch leaves me every time I play, not sure what I’m doing wrong)

Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant.

DRAGON AGE INQUISITION

TRUST WITH MY LIFE

Harding

Leliana

Varric

Cassandra

Cole

Cullen

Josephine

Dorian

Sera

Bull

Vivienne

Blackwall

Solas

Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant.

[blighted-cinda]

TRUST SPECTRUM

Tagged by @lavellansthree

• • • • •

Dragon Age: Origins

Cínda Tabris

Trust with my life

Dog/Alistair

Zevran

Shale

Wynne

Oghren

Leliana

Sten

Morrigan

Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant

• • • • •

Dragon Age 2

Tamara Hawke

Trust with my life

Bethany/Fenris

Varric

Aveline

Merrill

Isabela

Anders

Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant

• • • • •

Dragon Age: Inquisition

Vehra Lavellan

Trust with my life

Solas

Cole

Varric

Blackwall

Iron Bull

Cassandra

Dorian

Sera

Josephine

Leliana

Cullen

Vivienne

Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant

• • • • •

Tagging @ridethefrostback, @tel-abelas-mofo, & @help-i-am-actually-solas

[dartheames]

Dragon Age Trust Spectrum

Dragon Age companions and OC’s from most to least trustworthy.

Thank you @motherofgriffins for tagging me, this one looks fun :D

Dragon Age Origins

TRUST WITH MY LIFE

Dog

Wynne

Alistair

Leliana

Shale

Zevran

Sten

Oghren

Morrigan

Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant.

Dragon Age Two

This game is the reason I have trust issues :<

TRUST WITH MY LIFE

Anders

Hawke

Bethany

Varric

Aveline

Merril

Isabela

Fenris

Sebastian

Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant.

Dragon Age Inquisition

TRUST WITH MY LIFE

Vivienne

Cassandra

Cullen

Dorian

Josephine

Varric

Leliana

Solas

Cole

The Iron Bull

Sera

Blackwall

Wouldn’t trust with a houseplant.

Tagging @thursdaysshepard, @thenightingalelily, @the-emerald-halla, @perseus-huntress, @galadrieljones. Sorry if you’ve done it before, I’m missing on life these days.