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FUCK why is everyone so hot!?!??!

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I finally started playing Veilguard, y'all.

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Guess who's back bitch

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Thedosians would be so fucking weirded out by giraffes.

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Rashida Tlaib has set up a petition to send to the White House to recognize and stop the ethnic cleansing and forced displacement happening in Gaza. If you’re a US citizen please sign. I have no illusions that this will change policy, but the public outcry against their actions must continue. We will not be distracted or discouraged from continuing to object to these humans rights violations.

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A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH-

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Oh my GOD this is so fucking cool i-

“The Crows buy all their assassins that way. Buy them young, raise them to know nothing else but murder. And if you do poorly in your training, you die.”

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Some fenhawke sketches + Varric🥺

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Sorry, but I can’t stop laughing about this reddit comment sfhffdajjk Can you even imagine?

Inquisitor, kicking down the door of the rotunda: “HOLY SHIT DUDE. THE GODS ARE ALIVE.”

Solas:

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+ book of answers +

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Me: Damn should I keep working on this FenHawke pregnancy fic? Like. How many people are REALLY gonna read it. People don’t like pregnancy fics. FenHawke isn’t super popular. Yeah I have fun writing it but :/

Me: *Thinks about getting to write the scene where my Hawke tells Fenris she’s pregnant and he goes silent for a long time. Starts to explain that he never allowed himself to think of an “after” while he was running, but promises he will do his best. Then, puts his hand on her stomach, rests his head on her shoulder, and whispers “I don’t have the words to thank you for this, Avis”*

Me, now all mushy:

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Ghil Dirthalen has a lot of good DA content. Theories, news, lore, etc.

Lore University doesn't have as much content but they're a young channel and the videos they do have are good.

Does anyone know any good YouTube channels that keep up with dragon age news/lore/theories - that isn’t jackdaw journalism? I used to like his vids but then well he started showcasing the mods that make characters straight and I wasn’t,, a huge fan,,,,, so I haven’t watched him in years but idk anyone else

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More DA memes because I'm bored.

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We love our dramatic viscount, but he has the disposition of a houseplant.

i love how varric projects this suave laidback persona but the second hes two degrees out of his comfort zone, he complains about it the whole time

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Watched the hobbit the other day and now I can't stop thinking about how weird it would be for Varric or Solas to watch those movies.

Because the whole movie is just humans edited to look short or wearing pointy ear prosthetics.

Solas would have a god damn stroke at how inaccurate the portrayals of elven characters are, he'd spend half the movie pointing out all the things the movie gets wrong.

Varric would be chill and quiet the whole way through, except for one scene: "Why are the dwarves singing??"

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So he's in the process of building a library to aid in his goal of disappearing into the stacks like it's nobody's business... I should've known... that absolute nerd.

Thinking about Varric's comments on the elven library in trespasser and just how feral he would go if someone gave him access to the NY public library. It'd be like setting a kid loose in a candy store. Wanna see a disappearing dwarf? you're about to, cause he'd vanish into the stacks like its nobody's business.