#Valentino x Velvette

[artofhazbinhotel]

Valentino: Unvirgins your olive oil

Velvette: You stay the fuck away from my olive oil

[bunnytornado]

Okay so imagine Vox smokes way too much weed one night and is crying while Valentino just sits there on his computer. Velvet walks in and asks why he’s crying and Val just goes “I thought it would be funny to pretend to take his nose but all it did was make him realize he never had one.

No Nose Allowed

Valentino x Vox X Velvette

TW: Drug use

Crying, Velvette had to listen to crying for the past thirty-five minutes. While normally she had to listen to whining, normally from Valentino being a piss baby about something or another, hearing Vox crying was grating on her nerves. Velvette set up her phone to record whatever the hell was going on in the living, Velvette slipped on her loungewear, and made her way to the door.

She walked out of her room and stopped to see Vox curled up against Valentino, sobbing into the taller Moth Demon’s collar fluff. “What the bloody hell is fucking going on here,” she snapped and crossed her arms. “Someone want to tell me why he’s crying like Alastor stole his fucking balls?”

“He’s high,” Valentino said with a roll of his eyes, one arm tightening around Vox’s shoulders, his two lower ones holding his laptop on his lap, and the final typing away at his computer.

“You say that like he hasn’t been high before, with out the fuckin’ crying fit,” Velvette said and walked closer. “What the fuck is your deal Vox.” Velvette nudged him when Vox would not respond. “Dude, come on fucking tell me what’s up.”

“I don’t have a nose,” Vox sobbed loudly and buried his screen into Valentino’s collar more.

Velvette stood there a few moments, trying to register what she just heard. “The fuck did you just say?”

Vox looked at Velvette and sniffle sounds could be heard from him. “I do not have a nose. I never had a nose. Yet I can smoke, smell, and everything else.” He started sobbing again. “Why wasn’t I given a nose?!”

“It is okay Papi, your darling Valentino is here is here. You do not need a nose honey. Noses are for chumps. You are a big bad CEO who does not need one. Everyone else does so they can turn it brown,” Valentino purred and pulled Vox closer.

Velvette groaned and rubbed the bridge of her own nose. “Valentino. Why the fuck is Vox giving a damn about a non-existent nose.” The shit-eating grin on Valentino’s face made her want to wipe it off his stupid face.

Valentino laughed and tilted his head, his eyelids drooping slightly. “Well, I pretended to take his nose.”

“But I don’t have one,” Vox cried and flopped over on the couch. “I need a nose!” Vox was more dramatic than normal, while it was great for the camera, it was horrible for Velvette’s growing headache.

“Oh, my fucking god. This is unbelievable,” Velvette groaned and walked out of the room. She came back with a stick-on nose she used for one of her models. “Here. Shut the fuck up now,” Velvette snapped and shoved it on his screen. “There. You have a nose. Fucking ass cunt.”

“I have a nose,” Vox cried out happily. His hands flew up and started to touch it. His grin spread wide and looked up at Velvette. “You’re the best Vel.” If Velvette had a heart, it may have stopped at that look of pure innocent joy. Currently, it just made her want to throw up or punch Valentino in the face. Honestly, both sounded good at that moment in time.

“And you are high as fuck.” Velvette groaned and shook her head. “Val do not ever get him this fucking cry. He is a god damn headache when he is not this high. Even more so when he is crying of a fucking nose.”

“I have one now,” Vox proclaimed. The look on Valentino’s face said all, he was enjoying the fuck out of what he was watching.

Valentino nuzzled Vox’s forehead, a grin spreading wider, and his fingers curled possessively around Vox’s waist.

“This was on purpose, wasn’t it?” Velvette was almost completely sure Valentino had done this on purpose.

Valentino’s face split into a huge grin, his free arm stretching while the one wrapped around Vox tightened just a tad. “Oh Vel, you know I would never do such a thing to our dear friend.

Velvette gave a hum of disbelief and continued recording Vox’s high reaction to having a nose.

“You’re going to send me that right?” Valentino asked and tilted his head. He placed a small kiss to the stuck-on nose, causing a giggle from the normally stoic overlord.

Velvette smirked and shook her head at the scene. It was cute, in a gag me sort of way. “Oh, you know it.”

“Good, I can get him to allow me to have my own network on the air.” A laugh bubbled from Valentino as he blew more of his drugged smoke into Vox’s face to help keep the overlord malleable and high.

Suddenly, the stuck-on nose fell off. In an instant, the high Technology Overlord looked at the fallen nose. His eyes traveled to Velvette then Valentino. They then drifted back to Velvette, and he broke down sobbing again.

“Fucking Hell,” Velvette groaned and facepalmed. It was going to be a long night within the penthouse of Vee Tower. At least Velvette would have a lot of extortion fuel for later. She might even be able to get her favorite show back on the air.

The next day, Vox found the video playing on every TV in the penthouse. That day, Valentino went to work with a black eye, and Velvette with a broken phone. Vox also made sure none of the cameras worked in either of their studios. He would pay them back for their actions.

[clarityroses]

Vees art dump

[gabrielsbubblegumbitch]

After reading some of your things here about the vees, I understand why Vox and Vel won't get along as a couple. But what about Val and Vel? Would they consider it?

I don't think so. Velvette might love Val dearly, but she's not blind; she sees what he does to people. (Vox sees it too, but he's a lost cause, exclusively into bad bitches who could kill him.) Maybe she could learn to handle Valentino the way Vox does, but I don't think she would consider the benefits of being with Val worth this much effort. Like, to her, he is not a powerful alpha male bad boy; he's just a pissbaby. Sex would be great, sure, and they would have so much fun harassing minimum wage employees at the mall. But at the end of the day, Val is not a reliable partner, and she doesn't find satisfaction in being a dommy mommy to an emotionally immature moron. She's young, she wants to live a bit without this responsibility.

Valentino, on the other hand, would be constantly frustrated by Velvette being mean (not treating him like the princess he is). They have a little flirty thing occasionally going on when they feel like it, maybe made out a few times as drunk bi/pan besties would. But in the long run, that would be a brat-on-brat relationship, and they would end up not talking to each other for months.

[jussafann]

"Are they are poly?"🤨

[randommmthoughts]

Vox: 🎵You’re looking at the future, he’s the shit that came before that🎵

Velvette: The past, vox. It’s called the past.

[volycule-tower]

This blog is dedicated to the V's!

#Volycule (all three)

#Screensaver (Velvette X Vox)

#Love Potion (Valentino X Velvette)

#StaticMoth (Valentino X Vox)

All of them are intersex I don't make the rules (yes I do)

Main Blog: @mothblood69

Polyamorous Charlie blog: @queen-morningstar

Velvette & Carmilla Carmine blog: @brokerdoll

[kalo3019]

This is my other Hazbin Hotel fanchild, Vincent (Vin). He is the son of Valentino and Velvette. He calls Valentino: Papaito and Velvette: Ma. He calls Vox: Big Daddy. He has an older half sister named Victoria (Vi), her parents are Vox and Valentino. He calls her: Hermana, Bitch, or Electra. His powers are clothing manipulation (like Vel), manipulative charisma, pheromone control (like Val), and super strength. He is very charismatic, very flirtatious, and protective/possessive (of what he considers his). His talents consists of dancing (from pole dancing to more complex like the Tango or Waltx), plays drums, fashion (like Vel) and social media influences. He is interested in social media, fashion, and all different forms of see (as perverted as Angel Dust). Fluently specks English and Spanish. His sexual orientation is Bisexual/Allosexual.

[evevsy]

The Vees ✦

[th3-hazbin-h0tel]

canon ! :3

-Velvette

and then they fuck or something

[milariro]

~Ears~

[stardevlin]

Hazbin Hotel Playbill 2024.

[bunnytornado]

Okay so imagine that Val decided to try and convince the other Vees that his name when he was human was William and a capital W is two Capital V’s so he should get half the money generated not one-third.

Pay Me The Money

TW: None

~~Vox x Velvette x Valentino~~

Vox could feel his fans whirling faster the more he tried to comprehend the stupidity that was coming out of Valentino’s mouth.

“That’s why I deserve half of our incoming profits instead of a third,” Valentino purred and continued to bedazzle his newest gun.

                Velvette raised a brow and tilted her head, before questioning Valentino’s… reasoning. If one could call it that. “Because your mortal name was ‘William’. And a W is just… what bullshit did you say again?”

                “I believe, what our dear partner stated was that a W is two Vs put together Vel. That is all a W is. Just…two Vs put together,” Vox reminded Velvette and downed his whiskey. “Which, in my opinion is actually a sound argument.”

                “S-Sound!? That’s so fucking stupid. How can you agree with him Vox,” Velvette snapped. “I thought you were the brains.”

                “Oh no. You have me mistaken my dear Velvette. I’m meaning it’s a sound argument on why Valentino should get less income,” Vox smirked as Valentino’s glare was locked on him.

                Valentino squeaked out angrily, “Less!? How dare you! I should get more.”

                “Not with you’re intelligence. It’s apparent to me that you need less to make sure you don’t waste my time on such a ridiculous notion,” Vox said as he rose from his seat. “Meeting is adjourned. I have a company to run. Valentino, please. Focus on what you are good at. Making the whores make us money. Leave the finances to the professionals.”

                Velvette huffed and followed Vox’s example. “Seriously, that was stupider than meeting with the other fucking Overlords. Damnit Valentino, next time I’m stitching that mouth shut.”

                “Easy Velvette. He meant well. After all, we would hate to be giving him too little or too much money,” Vox stated and guided Velvette out of the room.

                “Wait a minute! Does this mean I get half,” Valentino asked.

                “Here is the rest of your half,” Vox said and threw a small stack of bills onto the table from his pocket. He smirked as he watched Valentino count it out.

                “1000…2000…3000…4000…5000...6000,” Valentino counted the bills out loud. Vox loved how bad this man’s eyesight was. Moments like this made it convenient.

                When Vox and Velvette left Valentino to his…counting. Velvette couldn’t help but ask as soon as they got far enough away how much Vox had actually put down.

“Five Dollars,” Vox laughed and nudged Velvette. “Did you really think I would give him more?”

[idzymi]

Vox is my favorite type of villain

The pathetic one

[genderlessdude92]

this is probably what Vox would do if shining a bright flash of light at Val doesn’t work 💀

meow

[arsenic-catnep]

You Text Them "I want a baby"

Featuring: Alastor, Lucifer, Vox, Valentino, Velvette, Angel Dust, Charlie, Adam

Alastor

Lucifer

Vox

Valentino

Velvette

Angel Dust

Charlie

Adam