#Valentines ouija board

[halloween-sweets]

[unami-anamo0y]

[pleasures]

[kayleerowena]

💖 i'm haunting for a valentine 💖

i did a spin on some vintage halloween-themed valentines cards for february's patreon mail! join the ouija board tier before january 31 if you want to be my valentine 🗝️💌

[oneknightstand-if]

All Hallow's Eve (Interlude Broderick)

"Why are we watching scary movies now? Isn't our life already enough of a shitshow B-grade horror movie as it is?" Broderick groused from his place sprawled out on the right side of the couch.

To his left sat Gwen, front and center with a giant tub of freshly popped and highly buttered popcorn, and beyond her Lorelei perched on the sofa's plush armrest, eyes wary and every muscle tensed, as if she half expected the group to be attacked at any passing moment. Maybe by the movie that they were now settled down to watch.

Granted, considering what'd been happening to them lately, that wasn't a particularly unlikely outcome. So why were they even tempting luck by...

"Tis a modern-day Samhain tradition!" Merlin merrily exclaimed from where she's ensconced in an overstuffed armchair to Broderick's other side. For a moment, he merely squinted suspiciously back at her artfully tousled locks and the smug curve of her perfectly plump lips. "All Hallow's Eve... or rather, your quaint Halloween and all its candy-pillaging customs."

The mage's chair was tilted just so to keep a convenient eye upon both those sitting at the couch and also the small group gathering around the table at the back where a Ouija board was currently being set up after Percy had declared that dicking around with a haunted Ouija session would be safer than watching the movie.

Although obviously phrased differently and using far less words. Despite that announcement, the slim boy was currently wearing a pair of aviator-style 3-D glasses.

Of course, the movie that they're watching wasn't in 3-D. Had there ever been a good 3-D horror released? Because it certainly hadn't been Jaws 3-D or My Bloody Valentine, that he can personally attest to!

MC had joined the latter after announcing that Merlin wasn't allowed to play. A strangely sensible sentiment from the other so-called Harbinger for once. What daft idiot would trust a self-proclaimed succubus during a Ouija session? And of course Adrian had gone to join them, even as he pushed up his eyeglasses and stared dubiously down at the board game.

Did that damn pair of glasses even properly fit him with how often it kept sliding down his face and...

Wait, what was that?

Halloween special (with spooky sound effects!) featuring ę̸̡̧͇̭̝̐͊̒̅͋v̸͚̖͖̮͎͉̀́̅͘è̷̱̞̹̜͍̰̉̂̑̒̚r̵͎̈́̈y̸͉̭̪͓̎̈̃̈́͜o̸̭̹͑͂ṅ̶̦͇̪̻̱̏̏ë̸̯̦̼̤͖́̎̄ available on the Riders of the Apocalypse Groupies + above tiers of my Patreon.

[menlove]

I know it's bc I "discovered" it but I'm literally never getting over "to: paul with love 🖤🖤🖤" on the back of the if I fell valentines day card. I'm busting out the ouija board about it as we speak

[wickedslip]

𝐃𝐎𝐕𝐄'𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 :

Comfort food(s):

Anything spicy, anything Mexican or Italian cuisine, anything with avocado (including avocado by themselves—lightly salted YUM), anything vegan. But I also love every piece of fruit under the sun. I prefer snacking on fruit than ever to something sugary and full of carbs. I mean fruit DOES have sugar, but it’s the natural kind. I definitely prefer fruits like mango, tangerine, and all the berries—strawberry, blueberry, blackberry raspberry (as long as they aren’t too soft).

Comfort drink(s):

Okay let’s see here. Banana milkshakes. Cider. Cinnamon chai lattes with little star anise pieces to garnish. Anything from Twining’s because that’s my favorite tea brand. Major win if it’s the apple one that I spoke about earlier. Orange juice! Especially the Simply Orange. I have it every weekend with these yummy vegan avocado breakfast bagels that I learned from Madeliene Petsch’s YouTube vid. I love coffee of all types and varieties. In the autumn season I love going to coffee houses and getting their version of a pumpkin spice latte or something seasonal to that effect.

Comfort movie(s):

Okay I am gonna say anything horror. So we have the Scream movies, any kind of vampire movie but especially Bram Stoker’s Dracula (the 1992 one with Oldman and Ryder), I love the vintage Ouija board movies, that are called Witchboard and Witchboard II. I watched the sequel first and fell for it. Let’s see…. The Craft, The Lost Boys, Hocus Pocus, The Witch, Practical Magic, Suspria, The Crucible, The Love Witch. Labyrinth! Like you should see my electronic video collection it’s horrendous. AHHH how could I forget! WUTHERING HEIGHTS MY BELOVED. All The Omen movies! Oh and I love The Nun, and Immaculate was bad ass. I have Killjoy to thank for my new love of Hereditary! I have watched it at least once a month since lol.

Comfort show(s):

There are too many to count here. The first one I am gonna mention is Netflix’s Dracula. I love that rendition, there is nothing I would change and he is exactly as Stoker had in  mind for him: THE DAMN VILLAIN. SOOOO GOOD. But let’s see here: The Vampire Diaries (seasons 1-3), The Secret Circle (please bring it back or I’ll riot), Wednesday, The Originals, American Horror Story. Salem (the one with Mary Sibley where I got MOST inspiration of Nausi’s lore), oh and I love Dracula NBC, that one was honestly so good! But you can’t go wrong with the horror genre. It’s my fave.

Comfort clothing:

My black Victoria Secret track pants and my much-loved sweatshirt that matches perfectly with it. Jeans and oversized hoodies. Tanks and jeans in the summertime! Cute dresses with leather jackets and ankle boots. I love comfort but I also love style tooooo.

Comfort song(s):

Gravedigger by MXMS. Morbid Fasciation  by The Blood Red Shoes. Anything by Ethel Cain. Any and all gothic rock such as Depeche Mode, Bauhaus, The Cure. I love Bad Omens and Bring Me The Horizon and there are far too many songs to list. I am also a metalcore girl so I love Killswitch Engage, As I Lay Dying, Bullet For My Valentine, All That Remains. Seriously I could go on forever.  

Comfort book(s):

Wuthering Heights. Dracula. The Vampire Diaries Books 1-4. The Secret Circle Books 1-3. Honestly (mostly) anything from L.J. Smith is fantastic. Deathless. Shadow and Bone. I am a sucker for gothic romances, and nobody can tell me otherwise. Dark poetry such as Segovia Amil and Rupi Kaur. White Oleander. Salt is for Curing. Stephen King. The House of the Seven Gables. There’s also about a thousand books that didn’t make this list but it’s because I am losing brain power.

Comfort game(s):

guys------ lmao. I am not a gamer. I will watch you all play your game of choice. But I will NOT do it. It’s just not my hobby and never has been. But please talk about it, go to town on it, etc.

𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖞: @v011d 🖤 𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌: @he11follows | @ripgray | @damnatore | @roznrot | @likeorpheus | @miercolaes + anyone else that would like to!

[nomorebrad]

VDAYNYANCATOUIJAIC

this gender is when you relate to the ouija board, but it’s also v day Nyan cat themed. The whole system of this gender is spiritual yet also full of red heart pop tart cats flying through space with a sensation of being a Valentine’s Day nyan cat

[sohemotional]

My Brittana/Glee Fics - Masterlist

Ongoing/Incomplete Fics

Leo and Aquarius

"Brittany and Santana are like the North Star; you're always going back to each other." - Naya Rivera

A collection of Brittana-themed one shots, some canon compliant-ish, some in AUs, showing Santana and Brittany’s love for each other in every universe.

Read on AO3

Read on FF.Net

The Best Thing That's Ever Been Mine

After her breakup with Brittany, Santana is lonely and struggling to cope with life in the big city. The last thing Santana expects is for Brittany to show up at her door and tell her she’s pregnant with their baby.

Read on AO3 Read on FF.Net

Snow Angel

Santana and her little sister Rachel are rich, spoiled college girls who go to a ski resort during their winter vacation. The siblings aren’t all that athletic but Santana is determined to show off her skills and fails spectacularly. Meeting flirty, super hot ski instructor Brittany makes everything a lot better for her. (Discontinued/On Hiatus)

Read on AO3

A Walking Study In Demonology

Years after the tragic death of their father, Santana asks Rachel to join her on a mission to save their missing mother before it’s too late. Despite being from a family of hunters, Santana can’t seem to resist the allure of a seductive blonde, blue-eyed enchantress called Brittany along the way. Inspired by Supernatural.

Read on AO3

Wildfire

Santana, a firebender and the Crown Princess of the Fire Nation falls in love with ditzy, eccentric airbender Brittany of all people, much to the surprise of the nation. Brittana ATLA AU

Read on Tumblr

My Love’s Like The Warmth of the Sun (One Shot Anthology)

Part I: Brittany gets a terrible sunburn during a Glee Club field trip to the beach and it's up to Santana to take care of her. Back in their hotel room, the two can't seem to keep their hands off of each other anyway. A collection of summer-themed Brittana one-shots.

Read on AO3

Completed Fics

My Name Is No (You Need to Let It Go)

Santana is an egotistical celebrity who instantly falls head over heels in love with Brittany and tries anything to get her attention but the coy blonde keeps playing hard to get. Can she make Brittany fall for her too?

Read on AO3

That Don't Impress Me Much

Brittany is tired of being taken advantage of by selfish, egotistical jerks, so she makes a plan with her friend Tina that she can make some idiot fall for her and then ditch them after she has had her fun. Her plans backfire when she’s swept off her feet by arrogant yet surprisingly sweet celebrity Santana Lopez. (Companion piece to My Name is No, told through Brittany's POV)

Read on AO3

The Ghost in You

Brittany begins flirting with a lonely, mischievous ghost she meets through her Ouija board. Brittana AU Halloween Fic

Read full version on AO3 Read on Tumblr

Are You My Other Mom?/Single Mom!Brittany AU

Brittany’s a single mom with a six year old son who can’t stand any of his mommy’s boyfriends and girlfriends. Now that she’s dating “mommy stealing” Santana, he’s determined to drive her away but Santana has other ideas.

Read on Tumblr

Read on AO3 Read on FF.Net

Tell Her About It

A confused and heartbroken teenaged Santana gets love life advice from an unlikely source on Valentine's Day. Pre-Season 1 Brittana

Read on AO3

My Future Wife

After being dumped by her boyfriend, Brittany, a naïve and innocent girl from the 1980s with a secret time machine in her garage embarks on a quest to find her perfect husband or wife from the future. In modern times, she meets a cynical Santana Lopez who comes from the wrong side of the tracks and doesn't believe true love exists.

Can these two opposites attract? A.k.a. the Glee Meets “Blast From The Past” AU that absolutely no one asked for.

Read on AO3 Read on FF.Net

Grumpy Cat

Brittany is a waitress at an old-fashioned diner and Santana is the grouchiest guest they’ve ever had. Even though everyone warns her away from the bad-tempered woman, the blonde is determined to make Santana smile, if it’s the last thing she does.

Read On AO3 Read on FF.Net

Breaking Girl Code (Two Shot)

Girl Code Rule #1: Don’t fall for your best friend’s sibling. Too bad Brittany has already broken it.

Or

Rachel and Santana are sisters but they couldn’t be more opposite in personality. Much to the preppy good girl’s confusion, Rachel’s cheerleader best friend Brittany has a huge crush on the brunette’s badass older sister and will stop at nothing to get her attention.

Read on AO3

5 Times Santana and Brittany Didn’t Have a Baby (And One Time They Actually Did) (Two Shot)

Ever since they were six, Brittany has always been planning their future babies but Santana isn’t entirely sure she’s ready to be a mom. Maybe she can be convinced otherwise…

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Put A Ring On It (One Shot, Canon Divergence)

What would happen if Santana had been honest about still having deep feelings for Brittany when the blonde moved on to a new boyfriend? A jealous Santana confronts Brittany and tells her how she really feels after her duel with Sam in the auditorium. An alternative take on 4x13 Diva.

Read on AO3

I Won’t Say I’m In Love (One Shot)

Santana refuses to ever admit she has feelings for Brittany... yet when the bubbly blonde goes on a date with someone else, Santana can't resist following her to "scope out" the competition and makes a total fool of herself when Brittany catches her.

Read on AO3

I’m Just The Villain (One Shot)

After Santana storms out when Rachel and the rest of the New Directions insult her, Brittany is the only one who goes to her. Santana is desperate to know if the girl hates her as much as everyone else seems to. Set during Silly Love Songs.

Read on AO3

Firestarter (Two Shot)

Santana has two secrets that no one in the world can find out about. One is the fact that she’s head over heels in love with her best friend. The other is that she has the superhuman ability to create fire from thin air.

Or

Exposure to a strange, red meteor rock gives Santana the ability to create fire and now it’s threatening to burn her up from the inside out unless she admits her true feelings for Brittany.

Read on AO3 (Part II of Kryptonite Verse)

Your Eyes Are Like Starlight Now (One Shot)

Brittany thinks they should go to the Glee Club's Christmas Eve party but grumpy Santana just wants to do Christmas in bed with her girlfriend instead. When Santana turns up the charm, the coy blonde can't resist her lover's seductive side.

Read on AO3

Be Your Teenage Dream Tonight (One Shot)

Brittany and Santana decide to do a duet together after all but on Santana’s terms with the song "Teenage Dream." Their performance doesn't go the way Santana expects. Set during Glee 2x04 Duets.

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Make Love, Not War (Two Shot, AU)

A scandal ensues on Mount Olympus when the least loved deity, Santana, goddess of war, is caught in flagrante delicto with Brittany the goddess of love, who’s married to Artie, god of blacksmiths. Brittana Greek Mythology AU

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The Kissing Disease (One Shot)

When Santana gets the flu, it's up to Brittany to play nurse and make sure she gets better. A sick Santana is a force to be reckoned with but the last thing the blonde girl expects is for her best friend to start confessing her secret love for her in her feverish state. Season 1 Era Brittana

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When A Black Cat Crosses Your Path (One Shot, AU)

Tina puts a hex on Santana and turns her into a cat. The only way to undo the spell and return to her human body is to find someone who loves her and love them in return before the full moon...but who could ever love the aggressive, beastly Santana?

Read on AO3

Supermom

Santana and her babies all come down with a cold at the same time and caring for sick, whiny Lopezes is no easy feat. Supermom Brittany to the rescue!

Read on AO3

Making Out in 7-Eleven (One Shot AU)

Santana has always had a huge crush on her childhood friend's older sister, Brittany but is too shy to admit it. A trip to the local convenience store somehow changes everything. Brittana AU

Read on AO3

Other Glee Fics/Other Ships

Nice Guys Finish First

Golden boy quarterback Finn just wants to run with the popular crowd and that means pulling pranks on Rachel Berry with his friends shouldn’t bother him, right? Except despite what everyone tells him, Finn can’t help but feel guilty. Getting stuck alone with a half naked Rachel Berry in the girls' locker room while trying to rescue her from a humiliating prank wasn’t part of his plan. Pre-Season 1 Finchel AU AO3 Link

Sweet Tooth

Finn is a pastry chef at Carole's Cupcakes who's just trying to make it through the Christmas season while Rachel is a Broadway star playing the lead role in Funny Girl. The two seem to have opposite lives but after an unexpected encounter at the cupcake shop, they discover that they have more in common than you'd think. Finchel AU AO3 Link

I’ll Keep You By My Side (With My Superhuman Might)

Rachel has a habit of getting herself into trouble... good thing her amber-eyed hero is always there to save her in the nick of time.

Or

Years after his falling out with Lex and Lana, Clark is now a happy family man. When Clark and Lois' superpowered teenage son Finn gets close to Lex and Lana's sheltered daughter Rachel, their feuding parents want to keep the two apart. Finchel AU AO3 Link (Part I of Kryptonite Verse)

[halloween-sweets]

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

Hello! I'd like to submit a BINGO card ✔.

I don't have a fix for number 1

2. Turn into a Pose - little_escapist

3. Somebody Like You - JButler

4. A "Safe" Choice - izwordsoup

5. Love Me At Once - redheadgleek

6. But, Oh, Those Summer Nights - quizasvivamos

7. Blaine Anderson vs. Valentine's Day - RockItMan

8. Accidental Audition - CoffeeAddict80

9. Pound of Flesh - quizasvivamos

Thank you for your list!! Now all can be found in bookmarks on A03. Reminder here: 2023 Klaine bingo ~Jen

2. Page turner: Turn into a Pose by @little-escapist

Singer-songwriter Blaine Anderson wants to come out of the closet. When his publicist sets him up with movie-star Kurt Hummel, he’s ready for anything, but the last thing that Kurt wants is a relationship with anyone, let alone Blaine. He hates his publicist for setting him up, hates the idea of lying to the world, and hates letting the world invade his personal life. But maybe Blaine Anderson is exactly what Kurt Hummel needs.

3. Fanfic you need tissues for: Somebody Like You by JButler

The last thing newly married Kurt Hummel-Anderson expected to find during his post-wedding clean was a message from his husband’s late spouse.

4. Fanfic where one has an unusual occupation: A "Safe" Choice by izwordsoup @special-bc-ur-part-of-it

A self-indulgent one-shot inspired by a weekly event at my work place in which an armored service technician from the cash-handling company comes to check the safe every Wednesday, and there are a couple technicians that everyone at work agrees are attractive.

5. Free choice, fic you want to highlight: Love Me At Once by @redheadgleek

As the second son, Prince Blaine Andreason never really had any expectations for what his life would be, beyond horseback riding and reading in the garden. And then his brother is cursed by an evil fairy to sleep for a hundred years and he sets off on a secret rescue mission. He never expected to meet Kurt, the blacksmith's son, who could alter the course of his life forever. That is, if he can manage to stay alive.

6. Summer story: But, Oh, Those Summer Nights by @quizasvivamos

Kurt is back in Ohio for the summer following his first year at NYADA and works in his dad’s tire shop in order to pay for necessities when he heads back to the city. However, Burt is still short-handed, so he hires a new guy, who catches Kurt’s attention, earning his initial skepticism and then his admiration.

7. Written for a challenge: Blaine Anderson vs. Valentine's Day by @rockitmans

Blaine drunk posts on his Instagram asking for a date for Valentine's Day. He gets one.

8. Fanfic that made you laugh out loud: Accidental Audition by CoffeeAddict80 @caramelcoffeeaddict

Blaine Anderson applies for a promotion at his office job, but the application gets intercepted by a vindictive coworker that is also vying for the position. The coworker hatches a scheme to humiliate Blaine by hacking the secretary’s email and sending Blaine to an off-site studio for his “interview”, where he meets up-and-coming playwright, Kurt Hummel, while unknowingly auditioning for the movie adaptation of Kurt’s hit Broadway musical.

9. Genre/trope you wouldn't normally read: Pound of Flesh - by @quizasvivamos

It’s Halloween at Dalton Academy, and as the night’s festivities are winding down, six boys sit around a Ouija board for some seemingly harmless fun. Their impromptu séance unknowingly summons something to the bed of a drunk, horny, virgin Blaine. Is it a teenage dream? Or a nightmare?

[sunburnacoustic]

On The Couch with Matt Bellamy

NME January 2000

Matt Bellamy of Muse foolishly agreed to be subjected to the psychological rigour of On The Couch before Muse won the NME Premier Award for Best New Band

What song describes you best? "'Blue Valentine' by Tom Waits."

What is heaven? "A Christian ideal of the mind without the body."

What is hell? "I have recurring nightmares about being in a Nazi concentration camp with all my family and constantly being sent to solitary confinement."

What's your earliest memory? "I had a bucket and spade when I was young and I remember spinning around loads of times with it and getting dizzy. I let go of it and it smashed a big mirror and my mum said I'd cursed the family for seven years!"

What is your greatest fear? "Being impregnated by an alien and giving birth. It'd be awful to give birth to a freak so you'd have to hide it away from everyone but still bring it up as your own."

Who is your all-time hero? "The character Al Pacino plays in 'The Godfather'. He takes revenge well."

What's the worst trouble you've been in? "I once got in with a dodgy group of friends and we'd steal shit cars and sell them. We got this Escort from a scrapyard run by the hardest guy in town and he found out we'd sold it to someone for a few hundred quid. He came round to my house and said he'd burn my house down when my family were in it if I didn't give him £500. So I had to give this bloke the tour bus we had at the time."

Who was the first love of your life? "My babysitter. She saved my life when I was choking once and after that I loved her."

What's your greatest talent? "I can understand why people are bad."

Upon whom would you most like to exact revenge? Why? How? "Probably the guy who owned that scrapyard. I'd put him in one of those things that crushes cars!"

What's your most treasured possession? "My suitcase and my passport."

What have you most regretted doing while drunk? "Getting on a ferry in really bad weather the other day."

What can you cook? "Risotto. Loads of rice and chunks of things."

What's the best piece of advice you've received? "I used to do a lot of ouija boards and I asked if there was life after death. Some spirit replied 'He who seeketh knowledge seeketh sorrow'!"

Can you read music? "Vaguely."

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do? "I'd break into Buckingham Palace and torture the lot of them."

What are your three final wishes? "That gravity in the world was lighter so spiders would die and we'd only need one leg to bounce on. That I could be happy in solitary confinement and that artists would no longer require the media as a tool to reach people."

[ohpollenpowder]

(Ryon, Zivis, Raiden

Inkeri, Artaxiád, Runa)

[talon-the-hawk]

More Incorrect D19 Quotes ( Featuring Y/n )

Jamie: We need a way to lure in new customers?

Kate: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

Y/n: Valentin bath water.

Valentin: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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Jamie: Where's Y/n?

Alexandru: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Alexandru, shouting: Valentin sucks!

Y/n, distantly: Valentin is the best person ever! F*** you!

Alexandru: Found them.

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Y/n & Jamie in the back of Valentin's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Valentin: We have food at home.

Alexandru: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Y/n & Jamie: YAYYYYYY!

Alexandru: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

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Valentin: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Dracula: You left me, Alexandru, and Valeri in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Valentin: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Valeri: Dracula ain’t the problem this year.

Valentin: When are you gonna get it? Dracula is ALWAYS the problem.

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*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*

Kate: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.*

Kate: *Finds tortilla chips.*

Matt, to Jamie: See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Jamie!

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Larissa: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Larissa: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Matt: ...That took an unexpected turn.

Jamie: So did their neck.

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Y/n: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Matt: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Kate: Drunk.

Larissa: Wasted.

Jamie: Dead.

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Jamie: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.

Kate: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.

Jamie: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.

Y/n: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.

Matt: Looks like someone's a HO.

Larissa: NaBrO.

Paul Turner: I'm done with all of you!

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Valeri: You're just jealous. All my friends tell me I remind them of Y/n.

The Squad: *screaming*

Matt: They look like Y/n? Are you out of your fucking MIND?

Valentin: Y/n, sweetie, I am SO sorry. I am SO SORRY that an ugly-ass bitch like this would even say that. Oh my god.

Larissa: Y/n? Y/n? Y/n? You know who you fucking look like? You fucking look like Dracula!

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Matt: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Y/n, Jamie, Larissa, and Kate: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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Dracula : You three, explain right now!

Alexandru: It was Valeri.

Y/n: It was Valeri.

Valentin: It was Valeri.

Valeri:

Valeri: …fuck.

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Matt: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Y/n: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Valeri: I kicked Valentin in the shin-

Valentin: -So I kicked Valeri between the legs.

Dracula : I burned a town down.

Matt: What?!

Valentin: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Dracula : A lot of things.

Y/n: No shit.

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Y/n: Hey, can I stay in your cell tonight?

Valentin: Why?

Y/n: Jamie fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Y/: Jamie doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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Valentin: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).

Y/n: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).

Larissa: How are you talking like that in real life?

Y/n: Witchcraft (derogatory).

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Y/n: I am convinced Jamie and Larissa share a brain cell.

Valentin: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

[theuniquestore]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Jekeno Ouija Board Gothic Horror Spooky Decor Throw Blankets Black 50"x60".