#Vaggie is 100% the gay emo cousin
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Charlie: We're like one big happy family and I'm the dad and Angels the mom
Angel: What? Why am I the mom? What kind of gender roles are we pushing here?
Vaggie: Fine I'll be the gay emo cousin
Sir Pentious: And I'm the son! The hotshot! Who's only dream is to be a star
Husk: uhhh I think I'd be like a fresh out of jail uncle
Alastor: and I'm the sassy aunt... Who talks shit about everyone
Nifty: wait what am I? WHAT AM I!
Sir Pentious: You're the family dog
Charlie: holy shit
Angel: there was ZERO hesitation there
Vaggie: I think she's more like a hamster to be honest
Husk: y'know what I can see that actually
Alastor: It's been decided. Nifty, you're a hamster
Nifty: ...
#incorrect quotes#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel quotes#angel dust hazbin hotel#charlie hazbin hotel#vaggie hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#husk hazbin hotel#nifty hazbin hotel#sir pentious hazbin hotel#sanders sides#found family#listen I know y'all are going to say I should've switched Angel and Vaggie but c'mon#Vaggie is 100% the gay emo cousin#and we all saw Angel is episode 6 HE IS THE MOM FRIEND#He's just a mom doing his best okay#you cannot and will not change my mind on this
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