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Us. - OBX SMAU | CHAPTER 13
⤷ Us. Masterlist | OBX Masterlist
Go back ▸ chapter 12 Now playing ▸ chapter 13 Playing next ▸ chapter 14
Summary: You and Rafe were the it couple of Hollywood, High School Sweethearts, from nothing to everything. You both got everything, an amazing Friend group, an amazing Fiancée and a home in the City of Angels, Los Angeles. But nothing ever stays pretty in Hollywood now, does it?
CW: Cheating, leak of a Video, a bit drama A/N: Next chapter I Hope you guys like it! I'm Kinda unhappy with Rafes and Toppers Chat but hey, at least something! Now playing: Moral Of The Story - Ashe
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Rafe’s Phone ✉︎ Hollywood News just posted a Tweet! 𝄞


✉︎ A Video was added on Hollywood News Page! 𝄞




✉︎ Hollywood News just posted a Tweet! 𝄞

✉︎ A New Message from 'Topper'! 𝄞



Y/N‘s Phone ✉︎ Vogue posted A Story! 𝄞

✉︎ A New Message from 'King J⭐️'! 𝄞


✉︎ thesurfking posted a Story! 𝄞


✉︎ seashellofthesea posted a Story! 𝄞

✉︎ You got New Messages! 𝄞

Taglist: @countryclubwhore @alphabetically-deranged @scream4mami @lili-swagalicious @livie4lifestarkeyblyth @cokewithcameron @mrsdrewstarkeyy @rafesbabygirlx @thesunflowersociety (Taglist is still open!)
#writing-with-emy#outer banks#rafe cameron imagine#outer banks imagine#rafe cameron Smau#JJ Maybank Smau#obx smau#Us. SMAU
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Bedroom Mishaps
💗F!reader, suggestive - Sukuna’s especially, vom, blood and period mention, hurt/comfort, fluff, est. relationships💗
smau masterlist • Taglist open!
🏷️: @kentochronicles @starlightanyaaa @parasite-b @hikariandptakchleb @pixelcafe-network
#smau#jjk smau#jjk texts#jjk x reader#reader insert#no use of y/n#jujutsu kaisen#jujustsu kaisen x reader#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#nanami kento#nanami x reader#toji x reader#toji fushiguro#geto suguru#geto x reader#ryomen sukuna#sukuna x reader#choso x reader#choso kamo
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JJK guys when you see them with someone else (but it's a misunderstanding, really)
Part 1 ft Gojo, Toji
Gojo:
Toji:
#IM BACK!!! at last lol#jjk smau#jjk x reader#jjk fanfic#gojo satoru#gojo smau#toji smau#gojo x reader#toji fushiguro#toji x reader#i like to headcanon that gojo gets overwhelmed in v crowded places and uses his s/o like an anchor#so him looking around for them to discern their unique cursed energy eg would stress him out bc where are they??
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we used to have more | oscar piastri
part 2 part 3 part 4
pairing: oscar piastri x reader
summary: while working as community manager in formula 1 you have to follow a rule of no fraternization with the drivers, which keeps you and oscar from being together
fc: different girls from pinterest
warnings: some characters have names (because there’s only so many y/f/n that i can use), some mentions of oscar’s girlfriend as her ex
a/n: so i have this one shot called guilty as sin? (that you should totally go read) and i’ve been thinking about expanding on it a little because i keep getting ideas around the same concept so welcome to an au version of my own fic in smau format, enjoy!
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yourusername occupational hazards 😝
username my girl is back !!!
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username my icon
username y/n please stay in f1 forever thank you❤️
username oh to be a woman in f1
username FINALLY

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f1gossip mclaren’s oscar piastri was seen this weekend next to y/n y/l/n (the community manager of f1 social media) on different occasions. the people who sent us the videos said that oscar was the one that looked for her and approached her every time
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username pls lord let this be fake news
username he. approached. her. every. time.
username idk they look kinda cute together
username hoping and praying this was just for content or something
username nooo y/n is one of the f1 female icons, dating a driver would be such a setback for her 😩
username pls if she wants to date a driver then it’s her business, doesn’t take away everything she’s done for women in motorsports
username i love y/n and oscar separately, together …. uhmmm
username omg my faves!!! i hope they date they’d be so cute together 🥰

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oscarpiastri back to my roots in baku 🏎
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username good luck this year 🧿🧿🧿
username manifesting a championship as we speak 🕯
username ugh look at him i just KNOW a future F1 champion when i see it
username omg the ex girlfriend liked 🫣
username are we about to see episode 37283 of them getting back together after breaking up? 😅
username he looks so cute in that go-kart🥺
username let’s go oscar 🍾🍾🍾
landonorris 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽
oscarpiastri 😉
username nonchalant king!
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yourusername always hustling as you can see 🧘🏽♀️
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username the outfitttt >>>
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milesbaldwin working hard or hardly working? 🧐
yourusername you’re one to talk
milesbaldwin i’m being attacked here pls defend my honor declanmurray miguelsossa
lissiemackintosh y/n is right miles you took two naps in one hour while we were making content
milesbaldwin !!! declanmurray miguelsossa
declanmurray girls be nice to miles
milesbaldwin 😁
declanmurray it’s past his bedtime
miguelsossa 🤣🫵🏽 milesbaldwin
username i love their friendship😩
username wtf oscar’s ex liked her post and unliked it 😭

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f1gossip mclaren’s oscar piastri was seen this weekend with his ex girlfriend at the paddock together, emerging rumors of possibly getting back together after six months of breaking up
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username not again
username does this man doesn’t know there’s other women alive?
username guys leave him alone he’s competing for the trophy of who can get back with their ex the most times
username but … but … y/n ….
username i thought they were together too 😩
username i honestly prefer him with y/n than back with his ex for the millionth time
username guys they’re holding hands… it’s over
username my guy really lost the game of getting over your ex
#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri one shot#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri fluff#f1 x reader#f1#formula one#formula one x reader#oscar piastri x y/n#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri fanfic#op81#smau#oscar piastri smau#f1 smau#formula 1 smau#social media au#5 seconds of summer#we used to have more
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pls save us horny loser!abby🙏
Loser! girlfriend Abby

[ contains:] sexting(?) she’s so whiny, body hair mention. Gf!Loser Abby!, blurb/drabble.
You are at work. what else is she supposed to do?
Even the smell of cardboard and the task at hand couldn’t distract your girlfriend from the ache between her legs.
Her arms, slightly sore from packing all day—you two were finally moving in together. She beamed at the idea of having access to you at all times. It was so close to being a reality, which made days like this, you being away, even harder.
Hypersexual? No. But hopelessly in love with you? Absolutely. So naturally, when you sent her a video of you at work��all modest, professional—but those high necklines did nothing to stop her eyes from following the lines of your body. She’s seen it bare, but her body was reacting like she hadn’t. All she had to do was wait until 5 p.m. But the minutes felt excruciatingly slow. Then the 20-minute drive to her place, plus rush hour—oh God, she couldn’t bear it.
The image of you smiling, showing her your outfit each morning, would usually have her grinning like an idiot, saving the photo to her “Sunshine” album full of you, and trying to act like she didn’t wait by the door like a dog for its owner once you were off.
So now, her t-shirt sat tugged between her teeth, lifted to showcase her state. A flushed face, complimented by her heavy breathing. Trimmed blonde happy trail leading to her oozing folds. Her arousal dripping down to her anus. Her slightly shaky hands hovered over the screen. She shouldn’t. You had a whole hour left at work. But she was already past the point of making good decisions, so—
Send.
It didn’t take long for you to excuse yourself and take a deep breath, prepared to scold her. Or at least, you planned on it. But hearing her soft pleas was breaking your resolve.


#abby anderson#abby tlou#x reader#abby x fem!reader#fem reader#abby x reader#abby the last of us#loser abby#abby anderson x reader#abby anderson x female reader#abby anderson smau#abby anderson smut#rhysdrabbles#abby x you#tlou smut
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random bf!ateez texts // wooyoung
a/n: moving onto Wooyoung. Trying to get into the swing of pumping these out but one thing I know how to do is procrastinate
warnings: mention of alcohol/being drunk, swearing, slightly suggestive
seonghwa | hongjoong | yunho | yeosang | san | mingi | jongho









ateez masterlist | general masterlist
#wish the android text generator let me use pictures too but alas#wooyoung#jung wooyoung#ateez#atz#ateez fanfiction#ateez fanfic#atz fanfiction#atz fanfic#ateez smau#ateez x reader#atz x reader#ateez fake texts#ateez texts#atz fake texts#atz texts
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bed chem masterlist !
streamer!ellie x streamer!reader









“ Come right on me
I mean, camaraderie
Said you're not in my timezone, but you wanna be
Where art thou? Why not uponeth me?
See it in my mind, let's fulfill the prophecy ”
- Bed chem, Sabrina Carpenter

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summary: modern smau. you and ellie are polar opposites in every way possible. maybe that's why you seem so drawn to each other.
comments, likes and reblogs are highly appreciated! <3
all images are from pinterest.
headcannons
chapter i. just act normal
chapter ii. lame, but okay
chapter iii. the minecraft event
chapter iv. what happened to loyalty?
chapter v. feeling extra lucky
chapter vi. whatever you say
chapter vii. someone check under her bed
chapter viii. the third wheel
#bed chem!#streamer!ellie#tlou fanfic#ellie williams#ellie williams tlou#ellie the last of us#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams fluff#ellie williams x female reader#tlou ellie#ellie tlou#ellie x reader#ellie smau#ellie williams smau#ellie#ellie willams x reader#ellie x you#ellie x fem reader#ellie x y/n#ellie williams x you#tlou smau#the last of us smau#tlou 2#tlou fic#tlou edit#tlou2#tlou fanfiction#tlou game#tlou part 2#the last of us part 2
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Bro dealer!el crashing out when she finds out reader is buying from another hot masc PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEOKEASE
u guys are so feral for this i love it 😭😭 reader fights back guys!!! we all clap in unison
⋆ texts with dealer!ellie — tlou discord server








tags : @kokoch4nel @ellies1luvr @frillydolle @macaroni676 @lilibach @prettyyyy-girl @anonymous-user240 @liizzygrant @yourl0caltrash @cattjull
taglist ⋆ dealer!ellie masterlist
#🍄 ⋆ the last of us#the last of us x reader#dealer!ellie#ellie williams x reader#the last of us#ellie williams smut#ellie williams#ellie williams texts#ellie williams smau#tlou smau#the last of us smau
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USED TO THIS ― lee anton
PAIRING・❥・ anton x fem!reader
GENRE・❥・ social media au, college au, childhood best friends to lovers, mutual pining, slow burn, crack, fluff, angst, some written parts
SYNOPSIS・❥・ anton and yn are literally the epitome of childhood best friends, knowing each other from practically the day they were born with their parents being best friends upon their shared move from korea to the states. throughout the years, they’ve gone through their share of memories, rebounds, and earthquakes. despite this, they could never beat the “falling for your best friend” curse, even as they were separated with yn's move back to korea, it only worsening as anton followed in her steps. though rather than embracing their feelings, the two, with all their stubbornness, choose to bury it down, waiting for the day it all blows up.
WARNINGS・❥・VERY BAD JOKES (i’m trying 😓) profanity, violent jokes, yn and anton love to "jokingly" flirt with each other, but are the most oblivious people and have the worst communication when it comes to their feelings for each other so!!!! + lots of lovely runner mentions bc i’m the biggest anton ryu sunjae enthusiast 😓😓
STATUS・❥・ on-going
TAGLIST・❥・ open!
PLAYLIST・❥・ used to this — camila cabello. love 119 — riize. at my worst — pink sweat$. dress — taylor swift. but i like you — boynextdoor. get you — daniel caesar. nobody gets me — sza. cpr — summer walker. bad habit — steve lacy. open arms — sza. late night calls — p1harmony.
FEATURING ・❥・ot7 riize, ningning of aespa, intak of p1harmony, taesan of boynextdoor, hanni & minji of newjeans, ricky & gyuvin of zb1, taeyoung of cravity
PROFILES ― dress to impress | anton's kidnappers
001. bear filter fetish
002. COFFEE?? COFFEE!!! COFFEE <3333
003. hey upper east siders
004. yn exploded?!
005. oh my god, the voices
006. shawty if you down, i’m down too
007. A KID OUTDANCED WONBIN??
008. papa shotaro 😘
009. a hot new bombshell enters the villa
010. how do u swim on dry land
011. #ANTYN_OUT #YNTON_IN
012. oui, oui, baguette. bisous!
013. sungchan’s dating show
014. can we french kiss under the eiffel tower
015. just two best friends that kiss 🤣🤣
#・❥・used to this#riize#riize anton#riize x reader#riize imagines#riize smau#anton smau#anton x reader#riize social media au#wonbin#sohee#eunseok#shotaro#seunghan#sungchan#anton lee#anton fluff#anton imagines#kpop smau
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svt as your fake valentine. 🥢
📱 you have thirteen (13) new messages! turns out your offer to be someone's valentine is a lot more popular than you expected, all for different reasons.
› scroll through all my work ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ my masterlist | @xinganhao
#svt x reader#seventeen x reader#svt fluff#seventeen fluff#svt imagines#seventeen imagines#svt text imagines#seventeen text imagines#svt smau#seventeen smau#── ᵎᵎ ✦ mine#[ take this as something to tide us over as i crawl through the tatbilb special chapters...... ueueueue.... ]
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blue hair
— parings: todoroki touya x reader
— notes: mature language
— synopsis: when your best friend dyes his hair so often and you help him out






#this is also very self indulgent#‘i dye my hair every week and a half dude get used to it’ ramona flowers ass#projecting my hair dye endeavors onto touya#touya todoroki x reader#todoroki touya x reader#dabi x reader#touya todoroki#todoroki touya#dabi mha#touya mha#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha reader#mha x reader#touya todoroki smau#touya smau#dabi smau#bnha smau#mha smau
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Us. - OBX SMAU | CHAPTER 12
⤷ Us. Masterlist | OBX Masterlist
Go back ▸ chapter 11 Now playing ▸ chapter 12 Playing next ▸ chapter 13
Summary: You and Rafe were the it couple of Hollywood, High School Sweethearts, from nothing to everything. You both got everything, an amazing Friend group, an amazing Fiancée and a home in the City of Angels, Los Angeles. But nothing ever stays pretty in Hollywood now, does it?
CW: None A/N: A cute short One! Next one coming up right Next!! <3 Now playing: don‘t tell my mom - Reneé Rapp
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✉︎ ynyln just posted on Instagram! 𝄞

✉︎ y/nupdates just posted a Tweet! 𝄞

✉︎ ynyln just posted a Story! 𝄞

✉︎ Hollywoodnews just posted a Tweet! 𝄞

✉︎ y/nupdates just posted a Tweet! 𝄞



Rafe‘s Phone ✉︎ 'Baby❤️' was added to the Albums! 𝄞

✉︎ Y/N Y/L/N just released something! 𝄞

Taglist: @countryclubwhore @alphabetically-deranged @scream4mami @lili-swagalicious @livie4lifestarkeyblyth @cokewithcameron @mrsdrewstarkeyy @rafesbabygirlx @thesunflowersociety (Taglist is still open!)
#writing-with-emy#outer banks#rafe cameron imagine#outer banks imagine#rafe cameron Smau#JJ Maybank Smau#obx smau#Us. SMAU
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He Drunk Texts You
💗F!reader, alcohol use, fluff, pls ignore unintended typos💗
smau masterlist • Taglist Open!






🏷️: @kentochronicles @starlightanyaaa @parasite-b @hikariandptakchleb @pixelcafe-network
#jjk texts#jjk smau#fluff#smau#jujutsu kaisen#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader#reader insert#no use of y/n#gojo x reader#nanami x reader#sukuna x reader#getou suguru x reader#choso x reader#toji x reader#choso#gojo satoru#geto suguru#nanami kento#toji fushiguro#ryomen sukuna
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Hi! Is it alright if you make texts/or headcannons of idol/popstar!reader x Hawks. It legit has been on my mind 24/7 and reader is basically like Sabrina carpenter like the whole aesthetic and album etc and is also a pro hero ranked in the top 10 due to popularity. Hawks and reader are dating btw😭Thank you!
lowk really wanted to do the pro hero y/n x hawks dynamic….. but they’re just a menace to him. i don’t know enough of sabrina’s vibe to accurately write a reader like that so !! anyways




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#response cache#cache money!#you cannot pay me to add all the likes n reblog numbers on the tweets n shit#just use ur imagination#bnha#mha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bnha smau#mha smau#mha x reader#bnha x reader#keigo takami#keigo x reader#keigo takami x reader#keigo smau#keigo takami smau#hawks bnha#hawks mha#hawks x reader#hawks smau
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we used to have more pt. 2 | oscar piastri
part 1 part 3 part 4
pairing: oscar piastri x reader
summary: after oscar gets back with his ex you found yourself coping in the best way possible: running away
fc: different girls from pinterest
warnings: some very questionable work dynamics that i’m pretty sure are not accurate at all (good thing this is fiction and i can do whatever i want for the plot!)
a/n: thank you so so so much for all the love you gave to part 1! this story is like my baby and i’m truly so happy people liked it <3
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yourusername always ✨chaotic✨ in melbourne🦘
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username the bag essentials ✨
username her ig is what my pinterest boards looks like 🥹
username manifesting this life truly
declanmurray first pic is unfocused
yourusername NO! WHAT?
username she’s so cool 😩
username the star girl of f1 ⭐️
lissiemackintosh i need that lipstick actually 😭
yourusername come and we’ll share 😭
[lissiemackintosh’s instagram stories] [yourusername’s instagram stories]


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yourusername settling just fine 🍊🧿🍒
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username she’s working at indy now omg
username what nooo 😭😭 i love her in f1
username ahhh did not expect this at all
username as an indycar fan i love this
username and she posted a pic of the podium celebration i- 💞💞💞
username okay but the hands on the last picture ???
username girl whoooo 👀
username probably one of her friends she always with
patriciooward that podium pic 😩
yourusername it was a cool champagne trick!



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milesbaldwin survived our first week in america
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yourusername against all odds!
username ohhh so they are ALL in indy
username the timing of this is very curious ngl 🤣
username right like the season JUST started
miguelsossa we’re perfect 😉
davidmalukas perfectly deranged!
lissiemackintosh wow buddy i thought we were friends
davidmalukas ohhh you’re saying buddy like an american already ☺️
yourusername 👀👀👀
oscarpiastri have fun mate 👍🏽


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yourusername another week, another race day🏎🏁
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username the way this could’ve been about china but no! she’s in america 😭
username obsessed with the fact she posts only in mclaren
yourusername luckily here i can be biased 🧡🧡
username OMG
username girl come back to f1 you’re gonna miss all the fun races!
username y/n at indy was a must i didn’t knew i needed
username an lissie and declan and miles and miguel and
username you can’t physically separate them i’m afraid (liked by yourusername)

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patriciooward nice afternoon🧡
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username second podium in a row yesss
miguelsossa congrats mate! (liked by patriciooward)
username guys you lost me i’m in love with a mclaren 😔
username no i get you because this is me with oscar 😔
milesbaldwin feliz navidad pato! (or whoever you say it) (liked by patriciooward)
username close! welcome back sebastian vettel
username i’m that champagne bottle actually
yourusername ahhh so well deserved 🙌🏽
patriciooward thank you!
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taglist; @heavy-vettel @a-beaverhausen @astroniii @chunkpiboli @theonottsbxtch @eclecticcreatorweaselsalad @charli123456789 @stopeatread @coriyaps @nina-or-anna-or-nora @ninasw0rld @loveelylani @marauders-wife @dramallama9 @mxdi0 @piastrigate @ladyoflynx @prudyhoo @idkwtdwml123 @southernbaguette @ellelabelle @emryb @fastfactory
#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri one shot#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri fluff#f1 x reader#f1#formula one#formula one x reader#oscar piastri x y/n#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri fanfic#op81#smau#oscar piastri smau#f1 smau#formula 1 smau#social media au#5 seconds of summer#we used to have more
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Kiss the chef



[warnings]: chef! Abby, unserious, suggestive mentions, headcannons, wc 1k , part 2
Chef! Abby’s! first viral video was around a year ago. A simple clip of her making cacio e pepe. The video was beautifully shot, a warm coloring complementing the glossy dish. but what really got everyone’s attention?
The way her forearms tensed while she cracked fresh pepper. Veins showing themselves along her freckled skin. Comments often reading:
@ “ok but how do i get the pasta to look this good?”
@ “i have something to say but i want to go to college”
@ “ma’am, i’m trying to focus but your ARMS?????😣”
@ “looks SO good💕..and the food i guess”
Chef Abby! had always loved cooking, growing up in a kitchen with her dad, who ran The Cordova, one of downtown Washington’s finest restaurants. But she liked the no pressure vibe of TikTok—just her and her food. She decided she wouldn’t show her face much, if at all. Letting the small flex of her muscles when she kneaded dough into a floured surface be the main visual. While comments? They were only half focused on what she was making.
Naturally, her account gained traction. No face, no voice—just hands, muscles, and literal food porn. Every video felt like a Sunday afternoon in a kitchen. @buffandbasil, now sat at 2.5 million followers.
Chef Abby! tried to ignore the thirst in her comments. How could she? It was honestly a small ego boost, even if it was a bit over the top at times. Like the second pinned video on the top of her page—where all she was doing was making bread.
@ : “knead ME like that.”
@ : “both lips are smiling rn”
@: “need her to bake something in me, respectfully😇“
@: “we need to chill in the comments… *saves video*”
Chef Abby! wasn’t a huge fan of putting her face in her videos. However, the occasional face slip would happen. A quick shot of her golden hair in view or a reflection in a clean pan.
The third and final pinned video? The one sitting at a few million views and a comment section that out-ratioed it?
Her hair draped over a fitted black Henley shirt, the top button undone. Sleeves rolled up to her elbows. And when she reached up for something overhead in a cabinet? A small sliver of her torso—those abs?
Yeah. They lost it.
@ “niagara falls just relocated”
@ “MY CLOTHES, WHERE’D THEY GO!!?!”
@ “her strap drags, for sure. touches the floor.”
@^ “mind you, i would take it.😊”
@ ^^ “y’all are TOO freaked out 💀”
And trust—Chef Abby! loved it. Really. Laying in bed, straight cackling on FaceTime with her best friend Manny, sending him screenshots or full-blown screen sharing. She didn’t reply. Not really. But she absolutely posted a few videos after. No shirt, just her “Kiss the Chef” apron and vibes.
And the one time she did reply?
@: “Do you do weddings?”
@buffandbasil :“Yes, actually.”
Harmless, right? Simple. Straightforward. She had catered weddings before. Large events, alongside her father, but—
@: “As… the bride?”
She saw it exactly three minutes after posting her reply. And in those three minutes, her comment had already tripled in likes. The replies? A war zone.
@ “ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
@ “HELLO???????”
@ “bro air balled.”
@ “ok so u free next saturday or???”
She paid it no mind. Mostly. But sometimes, a few profiles caught her attention. She was human, after all. Chef Abby! had seen your likes. You didn’t know it yet.
For you? It was originally just another cringe or brain rot video being sent by your roommate, Dina. But when you clicked the video of @buffandbasil all laughter halted. Typing back—
You: “Dee, hear me out..😭”
Dina: “Oh my god. OH MY GOD. Lost the plot.”
Chef Abby! considered reciprocating the engagement but saw how many views you usually received on GRWMs and storytimes and decided on a more… exciting approach. Wanting to see if you’d bite.
No aesthetic instrumentals—this time, a voiceover. Her voice, soft, steady Tutorial style.
“So today, we’re making sourdough from scratch. You wanna make sure your starter is active, and then we’re gonna knead it—”
@: “OH SHE TALKS???”
@: “it’s all over the screen ngl 🌊”
@: “asmr videos when?”
@: “great now i have a crush on a faceless chef, thanks.”
@: “I’m ovulating rn please chill 💔💔”
But the only comment she was looking for? Yours.
@ you: “Me next🫦!”
You typed it. And went to bed. She had so many comments—she probably wouldn’t even see it.
But as the sun poured through your curtains the next morning, your stomach flipped. A notification.
Followed by @buffandbasil. 2 hours ago.
Legs swinging the blankets off, then you were sprinting down the hall, launching yourself onto Dina’s bed like a feral animal let loose.
She groaned, blindly swatting at you. “Dude, what the—”
Without another word, you shoved your phone in her face. Dina squinted, blinked a few times, then—loud, cackling.
“Dee. This isn’t a ‘hear me out’ anymore—this is a hold me back.” You said, falling next to her dramatically, smiling.
Dina wheezed, shaking her head. “Nah. You are in the sunken place now, sister.”
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