#Upar

[stfulara]

I started watching zindagi gulzar hai for fawad khan but ended up relating so bad to kashaf and now I need therapy

[hum-suffer]

I've got a hell lot of stories pending but behenchod ye writer's block

[zara-suniye]

Well, aj accidentally Colgate ke jagah odomos le lia muh me. Kya eh uparwale ka ishara h?

[apocketfullofpoesis]

gaajar ka halwa save me

[mahi-wayy]

log pair pe kulhaadi maarte h arshad warsi ne kulhaadi pe SIR mara h. bola tha mene pura internet naha dhoke picche padega abhi bhugto 😭😭

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

I think maine galti se thoda jyada hi use traumatize kar diya-

[raindropsofloev]

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

I FAINTED BECAUSE OF LOW BLOOD PRESSURE?????? LMAO

[gulabi-shaamein]

hate it when my body just decides to punish me for not having a baby, so much nainsaafi

[moj-chhe]

The aunty's being passive aggressive when they didn't come to clean for fifteen days and it's a mess

[mohabbaat]

diwali wale din ka kalesh

[hum-suffer]

Almost threw up because I was over stimulated in my exams 🫠🫠 but hey, at least they're over

[janaknandini-singh999]

mujhe aapke sath bhi sex karna hain

Jaake gattar mein girke goo khaaley bc I'm a lesbian ek jhapaat du toh saara ling baahar nikaalke tere muh mein ghused ke tera mata rani ko navratri pe bali chadhaa doongi kutte

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

Life hai ya soap opera-

[asianfrootloops]

birthday gift ke naam par ambani's ne loot liya humme 😞 (mom surprised me with tickets for matilda at nmacc)

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

feeling lonely unloved unkissed and so so cold