#Upar
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stfulara · 3 months ago
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I started watching zindagi gulzar hai for fawad khan but ended up relating so bad to kashaf and now I need therapy
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hum-suffer · 6 months ago
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I've got a hell lot of stories pending but behenchod ye writer's block
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zara-suniye · 4 months ago
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Well, aj accidentally Colgate ke jagah odomos le lia muh me. Kya eh uparwale ka ishara h?
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apocketfullofpoesis · 11 months ago
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gaajar ka halwa save me
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mahi-wayy · 3 months ago
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log pair pe kulhaadi maarte h arshad warsi ne kulhaadi pe SIR mara h. bola tha mene pura internet naha dhoke picche padega abhi bhugto 😭😭
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krsnaradhika · 5 days ago
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I'm fucking losing my mind over this novel.
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hinsaa-paramo-dharma · 1 year ago
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I think maine galti se thoda jyada hi use traumatize kar diya-
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raindropsofloev · 5 months ago
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girlivealwaysbean · 1 year ago
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I FAINTED BECAUSE OF LOW BLOOD PRESSURE?????? LMAO
#ok so i joined this new dance/aerobics exercise type of class cause aise hi physical activity chahiye#and aaj cardio karva rahe the#AND ACHANAK SE FELT LIKE VOMITING BLACK SPOTS IN MY VISION#and kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha wtf it was so embarrassing the didi unhone meko dheere se neeche sulaya#and pani dala muh pe tab jake vision clear hui#BHT WTFFFFF#kya crazy experience tha lmao#kaise movie style hua main soch rahi thi ki kaisi maam hai ye bohot hi intense karva diya beginner ke hisab se karana chahiye nahi#and suddenly sab dikhna band ho gaya unki awaz bohot dheere dheere aa rahi thi woh uthke latene ke liye keh rahe the#and main haat uthane ki koshish kar rahi thi but mere haath maan hi nahi rahe the😭😭😭#and main soch rahi thi bhai ye kya ho raha hai girl can u chill itna bhi kuch nhi kiya hai kya kar rahi hai 😭😭#but the funniest part is jab woh didi aur ek aur didi saath mein fuss kar rahe the mere upar i was thinking distinctly#ki wow aaj ke din mejn pehli baar kisi ne itne pyar se baat kari hai princess treatment diya hai attention diya hai#kyunki office mein bohot weird day tha meri friend ki dusri friend leave se wapis aa gayi and they were stuck together like bhul hi gaye ki#main bhi hoon??#and that guy jo thoda thoda accha lagta hai funny hai usne bhi baat nahi kari even tho kal humne itni saari baat kari thi😭#aur main ye class mein almost rote rote lehrein sunte hue aa rahi thi sochke ki fuck it mujhe kya i don't need anyone bas padho degree lo#aur niklo yahan iss sheher se fir bhi koi ni mila toh maar do khudko no biggie#and woh didi ne kaha you're very dehydrated and bohot thaki hui ho and suffocation ho raha hai na#and mujhe toh udhar hi aankh mein pani aa gaya like haina main hu na bohot thaki hui😭😭😭😭😭#anyway. crazy first experience lmao#ab theek hu didi ne chocolate khila di
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gulabi-shaamein · 7 months ago
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hate it when my body just decides to punish me for not having a baby, so much nainsaafi
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moj-chhe · 1 month ago
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The aunty's being passive aggressive when they didn't come to clean for fifteen days and it's a mess
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mohabbaat · 1 year ago
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diwali wale din ka kalesh
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hum-suffer · 8 months ago
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Almost threw up because I was over stimulated in my exams 🫠🫠 but hey, at least they're over
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janaknandini-singh999 · 1 year ago
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mujhe aapke sath bhi sex karna hain
Jaake gattar mein girke goo khaaley bc I'm a lesbian ek jhapaat du toh saara ling baahar nikaalke tere muh mein ghused ke tera mata rani ko navratri pe bali chadhaa doongi kutte
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hinsaa-paramo-dharma · 1 year ago
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Life hai ya soap opera-
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asianfrootloops · 7 months ago
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birthday gift ke naam par ambani's ne loot liya humme 😞 (mom surprised me with tickets for matilda at nmacc)
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