#Unhinged Goku

[hi-there-buddies]

The funniest fucking thing about the two Broly movies is seeing Super Goku be like “wow you’re really strong! I can’t wait to fight you again”

Then turning around and seeing Z Goku be like “holy fucking shit HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOHAN OH FUCK-“

[shannonsketches]

Every time I talk to a DB fan who doesn't know or doesn't agree that the whole franchise is an adventure comedy first and an action series second I feel insane but then I find an old Toriyama interview,

You made some comedic scenes where you have minor villains Pilaf & co. appear; how did you come up with a balance between laughs and fierce battles? Do you pay attention to the difference between comedy and battle in making a work “entertaining”?

I believe that, when you combine comedy and serious battles, both of them might come alive even more. As for me personally, though, I much prefer drawing dumb jokes to battle scenes.

as a bonus, every time I'm like 'idk I didn't really like most of the DBZ movies prior to Yo Son Goku and Friends Return and BotG,' and get the 'whAAaaT they're so gOOD' (from my brother, tbh askdjs) but they all seemed really Action-Drama and About the Fight Scenes and I'm like 'meh kinda boring tbh' I get to gaze upon,

In the latest movie, Toriyama-san, you participated in the production from the scriptwriting stage for the first time. What is the reason for that? Was there anything you noticed in coming face-to-face with the work after so long?

I was told about a project for Dragon Ball in its first animated film in a long while, and I read the story outline; while the beings “Beerus, God of Destruction” and “Super Saiyan God” (which goes above Super Saiyan) were interesting, the themes were heavy, and I felt that the world was a bit different from Dragon Ball. Rather than telling them about this or that problematic spot, I thought it would be faster if I just wrote it out concretely, and while I had intended just to give them a model―”for example”―my hand wouldn’t stop, and ultimately, I ended up writing almost everything, including the dialogue. I am reflecting on the fact that I did something terribly rude to the scriptwriter.

Akira "It was bad so I fixed it, oops" Toriyama, Absolute Legend

[eisenbrave]

Saiyan God, Lunar, Liù'ěr Míhóu

[pixelmacaron]

Starriko's Star AU has taken hostage of brain and I NEEDED to draw it

TW: BLOOD

[mamaloweegee]

Been seeing them damn HEELS in my feed. Not that i mind.

[chumby4life]

Screenshots building up on my harddrive

[risingsouls]

" I want to go on an adventure or something. It's gotten so boring here...When's the next asshole going to attack the planet or lose their mind so I can fight someone new? We're due aren't we? "

[yeowangies]

really wanna try writing more yandere characters

[snekdood]

broly could totally kick slendermans ass

[saltydkdan]

Hello Salt man! You seem like an unhinged enough weeb for this question:

I’m going to be the president of the anime club in my highschool this year and have no fucking idea what I should do for activities and shit.

Any ideas? If not, that’s perfectly fine too!

(Also thank you for reblogging my Peppy drawing it made my day ^^)

No problem! I loved the art

I think it’s pretty obvious for an Anime club to watch Anime, however that shit is basic, and I have some unhinged ideas.

Trivia (the least unhinged)

—Make a trivia game on PowerPoint, or on Kahoot that feature questions based on various popular anime. Get specific and weird for the harder questions.

Anime Debate Club

—(be careful with this one because depending on the group it may get heated lol)

—At the end of a meeting, choose to random anime characters

—Tell members that they can pick sides on which of the two would win in a fight, then between meetings, bring together their arguments for why, they have to have actual citation and examples of the character’s powers, or reference specific canon material

—Bonus points if one of the debate teams puts together a PowerPoint slideshow on a character’s power set, or the other characters weaknesses

—Have a judge award points for valid arguments, but have them be cracked out of their minds about it (For example, awarding points to “Comedy” characters, like if an Osumatsu-San character surviving a Ki blast could be funny? That’s a point towards them. LMAO)

NOTES: Obviously the characters chosen cannot be Goku, Vegeta, Saitama, or in general overpowered characacters. Also, having completely fucking insane match ups, or wildly specific match ups is recommended. Like Bobobo VS Dio Brando from Jojo. Or General Tao from Dragon Ball VS Gojo.

If the fight is extremely one sided, just make a list of all the ways that one side would fucking dominate because that shit is fucking funny LOL.

Weekly Book Club but for anime

—This isn’t really “unhinged” but I recently did a manga book club with friends weekly and it was super cool to meet up and discuss the chapters of a particular series and such

—You can do this for anime and assign a set number of episodes, OR do manga and provide a way to read it online

—Rotate out series every so often so people don’t feel like they’re focusing all their attention to a single series the entirety of the year

—This could be a fun thing to do casually between meetings and to talk about a little at the start

Pitch your favorite

—Have people make a short presentation on PowerPoint to pitch their favorite series that’s 3-5 minutes each, or whatever depending on how many people you have

—If you wanna make it funny make it so they HAVE to include both Pros, AND Cons about it. (Like for One Piece: PRO would be the amazing worldbuilding, and a CON would be that Oda cannot draw women)

Make an Epic OC

—Force people to design OCs for a specific series for that week. If they can draw and want to, they can draw them. If they can’t draw? Make it a stick figure, or a shitty drawing a child would make. And have them make a small write up about the character and their powers.

—This can easily be taken seriously, or just have them make an overpowered self insert, all of it is fine

Anyway that’s all my ideas! Hope this helps or inspires some of your own unhinged ideas

[imjussaiyan]

Let me tell you my beef with ChiChi.

Not only is she just poorly written, which I find strange because Toriyama also created Bulma, but I digress:

Goku thought marriage was food, first of all. He was essentially tricked into marrying her. Secondly, I recently learned she was already pregnant with Gohan prior to their wedding; Goku didn’t even know what a kiss was far into his adulthood, yet he’s married and has two children.

Besides that, she’s constantly screaming and even throws things at him. Never mind she knowingly married a fucking radish farmer and is pissed he doesn’t make more money? Like. What? Why is she mad about money? They have a good life. Goku might be absent a lot, but uh.. he died? Saving y’all’s asses? Multiple times? Stfu.

People will complain about how garbage a dad Goku is without remembering he isn’t human. Saiyans ship their BABIES off to decimate planets. That was originally what he was expected to do; Raditz expected it when he got there. Goku isn’t normal by Saiyan standards, most likely because of his brain damage he sustained as a baby.

That being said, I feel like Goku is a victim. Not just of DV, but some darker shit too. He’s just too naive to realize it. Which could explain why he appears to avoid being home and why he prefers the company of others over ChiChi. And there’s no way he doesn’t because he always rather be training if he isn’t working the fields.

Just my theory and observations, of course. But I stand by my assessment of ChiChi being the absolute worst Dragon Ball lady.

PS. I’m not here to debate. No one is changing my mind- even if we all know a lot of this is largely due to poor continuity and unhinged writers. Please, keep any self righteous, angry vitriol to yourself.

[blackkatdraws]

NO FUCKING WAY

UUWEGHEHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAIUGHING

I can just hear his theme song playing behind the door...

Also.... teehewe look at those two.. even in the shitpost there is gay

"Hey Black, i've heard you're pretty strong"

ye his head it still not on

Black belongs to kat @blackkatdraws, hai kat :3

[faeble-drabbles]

•Fandoms I Will Write•

So I want to keep this a blog where I write things for fandoms that don't get much love or characters/pairings that need more love.

Under each I highlight things id love to write but don't be discouraged to ask if it's not listed under the fandom you want to request!

PLEASE READ MY OTHER POST FIRST! It says everything I'm okay and not okay with.

•°• Dragon Ball Z / Super •°•

+ I NEED more poly Vegeta x Reader x Bulma in my life. Same with Goku and Chi Chi

+ I also need more sub Frieza. Specifically a scenario of a God of destruction reader making him a sub 👀

+ Raditz my sweet baby needs more love too. AU where he gets a second chance like Vegeta.

•°• Hunter x Hunter •°•

+ NGL Mostly gonna write about the Spiders / Phantom Troupe 👀

+ I will love you FOREVER if you request Franklin x Reader.

+ I will only accept Feitan x Reader if the reader is just as unhinged as he is

+ Nobunaga, my sweet palm tree needs love too

+ Non-Spider wise, love me some daddy Morel

+ Uvo is a big teddy bear and is fun to write

•°• Yu Yu Hakusho •°•

+ My childhood and it needs more love

+ Who else needs love? My Irish wind goblin, Jin

+ All of the boys and girls need love Especially Yusuke needs a new s/o

•°• Pokemon •°•

+ No Pokephillia here and leave the kids out

+ Most of my favorites are from Sword and Shield. My trio Leon, Piers and Raihan. Want poly with those? Abso-fucking-lutely

+ I also simp hard for Guzma and Nanu

•°• Gorillaz •°•

+ Ace was only a temp member, but I will LOVE request involving him

+ All of them need some good lovin

+ Even stinky Murdoc

•°• Gravity Falls •°•

+ FUNKLE THE GRUNKLE

+ My guilty pleasure

+ Stan and Ford are absolute GILFs

+ Probably won't write for any other characters

+ I have ideas and you will see them

**List will probably be updated as I go**

[standanddeliver]

Goku Black x Reader HCs (The Basics)

SFW!! My interpretation.

Black is quite the romantic. He feels strongly about how someone should behave as a partner and makes it everyone else’s problem. He’s both traditionally romantic and a little unhinged with it all. He gives you his undivided attention when you speak and ensures that you are the center of his world whenever he can. He loves hard and it could be almost unsettling to learn how he feels about you if he decided to spill his heart out. He always wants to make sure you know how he feels, and I doubt you’d be able to ignore it even if you wanted to. You need to be told how special you are, after all. 

His love languages are… Basically anything that’s on the table. Besides acts of service, he does it all consistently. You are held, he tells you of his adoration for you constantly. He gives you gifts, and your mere presence demands his full attention. He loves to lift you, and to sit and talk with you about your aspirations and inspiration. He wants to hear about your life, your story, and learn what makes you tick. You’re worth his dedication and time, and he needs you to know it. 

Upon realizing he had feelings, Black had to really consider how exactly that happened. It didn’t take long for him to come to the conclusion that it simply made sense, given just how ideal you were to him. It was going to come eventually, he assumed. Once he affirmed to himself that yes, it made perfect logical sense, his next interaction with you was more enthusiastic than usual. 

His indicators to his feelings were things he felt as if you needed to know. He was confident in himself and how he felt about you, and wanted to communicate such. He’d compliment you, your skills, style, and the manner you handled yourself. Alongside that, he’d gift you with things, such as flowers and personalized tea blends. They’re little thoughtful gifts that he’d accompany with comments of how deeply he values you. You would often be told of your value to him in general, how you and he were practically destined to meet, and how he will bring you with him into a most glorious future because you deserve no less than perfection. Y’know, normal and hinged things to say.

His view of you is nothing short of wholeheartedly adoring. You could walk into a wall and he’d stare at you while he thought about how you are quite perfect for him. He puts you on a pedestal, and while he knows himself to be a bit flawed, he thinks that you are even less so than he is. You are the epitome of what he believes his future work is for. He is willing to change himself, to break laws of all types and calibers, even to destroy what he has done, to ensure you get your most enjoyable future. Whatever you did to get him here, I cannot tell you. It took a while, that’s for sure. He just thinks you’re the best thing that’s happened to him. He works to ensure he is the same for you.

His gifts are very personal. He likes to give you little things he dwelled upon for extended periods of time. Like teas to help you with the struggles you have, flowers with symbolic meanings, trips to places he believes would bring you joy, and so on. He also gives luxuries, but that’s only if he believes you would like that better. He deeply prefers to give you something from the heart. But, if you asked him for anything? He will go to the ends of the multiverse for that. You will get it.

Black took the time to learn about you through watching you closely. He would observe you when you did things, and occasionally comment and ask about it later. He doesn’t like to interrupt you. He’s quite intuitive, and could easily draw conclusions about you by looking at past actions and things you’ve said. He likes to ask questions too, but he only does this when you appear to not be busy. He cares about your time. After getting into a relationship with you, he does like to just listen. He prompts slightly, but loves to just hear about you generally. He still watches you sometimes, but it’s more like he comes and sits beside you while you do activities. 

He deals with his emotions in stride. Occasionally, he takes them and places them on the backburner, but more often than not, he’ll acknowledge them and feel them out before deciding a course of action to take from there. Even with the feelings he possesses for you, he allows himself to experience them in the moment, preventing any random outbursts later. He’s surprisingly level-headed when it comes to things that aren’t his horrible and unrelenting grudges. 

Probably says “I love you” first. And it’s heartfelt and thought through when he does. He’s pretty forward. You get a weirdly flowery admittance of love, and he… Won’t take it back. After he’s said it the first time, you hear it at least twice per day. Guaranteed once in the morning and once in the evening, but otherwise you might hear it if he’s stricken with some extra passionate feelings. 

His love languages, to make him feel most loved, are definitely quality time and a tiny bit of physical affection. He wants to feel valued and wanted, and taking the time out of your schedule to spend it with only him means a lot to him. He also likes to be asked about his thoughts, feelings, and views. This will certainly inspire him to feel more fond of you if you care about his things like he cares about yours. 

Would do literally anything for you. I do mean anything. Would die for you. Would kill for you. (either way, what bliss-) He’s quite blunt about this as well. You just ask. Your wish is his command and all. His unwavering confidence in himself and his abilities lead to this mindset of being able to get you whatever you desire. 

This being said, you genuinely only have to ask with Black. His pride will not dwindle no matter what you ask of him. He doesn’t mind. As long as he knows you’re content, he feels similarly. He can be swayed without any extra effort for just about anything once he’s really invested in you.

Things can go either way with him. He can make you worse if you let him, but if you’re willing to stand your ground and remain firm in your beliefs, he will slowly learn to adjust his view and become a better person. He isn’t beyond reason, even if it seems like he is. He will learn eventually, and will change to show this. You can’t fix him but your influence can definitely help him improve.

He shows off through his physical abilities and his intellectual prowess. That, and all the things he knows about you. He believes you will be impressed by his myriad of skills, unwavering determination for his goals, and how generally knowledgeable he is about you. He does pride himself in that last one there, and likes to do things to remind you that yes, he will continue to learn and retain information about you no matter how small. 

He is a horrible Freak(™).

[autisticgoten]

[Image ID/transcript in alt text and under cut.]

@gokutober day 29 -- Golden

I came back to a WIP from a year ago. I have been thinking about this song (Heel Turn 2 by The Mountain Goats) and Goku for even longer

The pain and rage of Goku's first Super Saiyan transformation honestly haunts me. I could write a whole lot on this but instead I'll link this fic by KDblack which captures it so beautifully and succinctly

[Image ID: A digital artwork featuring drawings of Goku accompanied by song lyrics. On the left, there is a large painted rendition of Goku as a Super Saiyan from the shoulders up, visibly bloody and glaring downwards. To the right, there are three drawings of Goku in succession, lined and coloured. One depicts him in his normal form from the chest up, closing his eyes with a stern expression. The next is a close-up of his face when he opens his eyes. The next is him again as a Super Saiyan, back facing the audience and glaring over his shoulder. Lightning streaks the page and the background is rendered in dark green paint strokes. The song lyrics read as follows:

DRIFT DOWN INTO THE NEW DARK LIGHT WITHOUT ANY HESITATIONS YOU'VE FOUND MY BREAKING POINT CONGRATULATIONS

SPENT TOO MUCH OF MY LIFE NOW TRYING TO 'PLAY FAIR' THROW MY BETTER SELF OVERBOARD SHOOT AT HIM WHEN HE COMES UP FOR AIR

COME UNHINGED GET REVENGE

I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN HERE.

End ID.]

[chibelial]

tine for us all to tell @chibelial that he’s the funniest sexiest tumblr to post on tumbl, finished that sentence for ya there boss don’t mention it.

god i love bbc merlin fans ive never watched a single episode of ur show but ill make some like obscure ass post abt king arthur that… maybe??? vaguely??? accidentally also works for your arthur guy and yall descend on it like a swarm of locusts n suddenly im dealing w 5k notes. thanks besties