#slenderman tries to pull broly down to the dark depths of the ocean to be eaten and broly just like shreds him to pieces in 5 seconds
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broly could totally kick slendermans ass
#dfnghjbdsvkhgfhgsdvhgfsdgfhdvs#whats that scrawny bitch gonna do huh?#'oooh i can teleport people and make them hallucinate' bitch mid-teleport broly has already blown your shitty tentacles off and sent#ki blasts straight through your shitty featureless skull#making him hallucinate will only make him stronger and more unpredictable and unhinged#you fucking fool#i bet slendermans power level is shit#sdnmsdfvhsdhgvsfdh#spent too much time specing in magic that he forgot all about defense or doing melee damage#you never wanna be a magic user versus a fucking TANK#broly would eat slenderman is my head canon#slenderman is akin to some sort of sea creature whos only focus is finding prey no matter what shape or form#and broly is a waterproof machine designed to destroy worlds#slenderman tries to pull broly down to the dark depths of the ocean to be eaten and broly just like shreds him to pieces in 5 seconds#some delicious slenderman calamari no problem#and then all the mh characters a freed 😌 and goku shows up to give broly a thumbs up for saving th day#and then the tokyo mew mew characters show up for some reason?? idk. emotional support#the end 😌😌😌😌
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