#Unfiction

[pea-haw]

slishy slasher has you in her sights

[nick-nocturne]

[joitiks]

i wish i hadn't brought that fucking gopro with me

[foone]

I am once again asking unfiction creators to consult with some retrotech people.

Please, just ask "hey could you do this on an N64?" and more importantly "would you do this on an N64?".

"Do CRTs look like this?" "How do VHS tapes work?" there's so many simple questions that'd make your work so much more authentic and we'd be happy to tell you all about how you can do that.

[dsrptstudios]

Lost movie - lost producer?

I searched my uni's online archive for anything related to the 'Simularcum' movie (unfinished? lost? bootlegs?). Jackpot. This is why it was never properly released.

[pendogcreative]

About our project

[zilodak]

See you on a dark night.

[let-them-fight]

never forget your roots

[r04sty]

Anyone else remember watching this show as a kid?

[theautismzone]

𝙀𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙚: 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙘 𝙃𝙖𝙡𝙡

[helen--richardson]

ok so the thing about the muppet joker is that it is genuinely one of the most hilarious, compelling, and evocative pieces of unfiction i've ever encountered. Some of the writing is genuinely incredible and the whole thing is incredibly funny. but like, i can't tell anyone in my real life about it because how the fuck do i explain that the line "Have you ever felt that a part of yourself was missing and known, deep within the places where your bones come together, that there is nothing you could ever do to get it back?" is written by someone who canonically fucks a kermit the frog puppet.

this is like finding a hauntingly beautiful carving of a vampire inside of a cloth bag that is embroidered with some of the funniest jokes you've ever read. however the issue is you found it in a garbage bin and it's covered in gross slimy garbage and you can't have people knowing that you were rooting around in the garbage bin and you can't show it to other people without them smelling the garbage.

[nick-nocturne]

Giggleland: The ARG Answer to Mascot Horror Burnout

Shoutout to @sarahisspeaking06, have fun! ::3

[joitiks]

the police won't help me

[foone]

someone should do an unfiction multimedia project about a game that was never released. you've got different beta versions of it and a bunch of emails (from development and afterwards) and docs. you start with only one beta unlocked, but playing it lets you figure out emails to look into, and emails can tell you how to fix the other betas and get them functional, and learn more about the game. the emails are full of references to development being terrible and one of the developers has apparently completely disappeared, but you dig deeper and deeper and the horrible secret is...

professional game development is terrible. they were being forced to crunch all the time, the requirements were changing all the time, they could barely get their game to work on their target platform, and the game never came out because... they ran out of money. you find out that the developer that completely disappeared is fine. she just quit game development forever and is now an accountant in oregon.

nobody got murdered, no one went crazy, nobody killed any kids, it was just a really terrible job that none of the people who worked on it want to remember.

[dsrptstudios]

Article in 'Film Threat' mag from the early 90s. We're either looking at a cool movie which went into production but never released, or Goncharov 2

[pendogcreative]

Wake up puppet boy

Tomorrow