#Ummm you see I forgot myself....but I WILL do it again

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

How I look when I see my IRL Coworkers/friends (who follow me on here) in real life, after I go on a fucking bender gushing about Kyoshi/Rangshi/Avatar in general:

[warmspice]

literally!!!! avoids eye contact.

[writingsbymo-mo]

Naughty, Naughty

Ran Haitani x Reader

Rating: Explicit

Contains: smut, spanking, daddy kink, pet names, hand job rough sex, creampie, slight bit of somnophilia

You couldn't sleep once again and thought it was a good idea to have a little fun with Ran. Little did you know that he had something planned to go along with your fun.

Note: no specified genitals on reader to keep this as gender neutral as possible

Minors DNI

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It was late in the evening when you retired for the night, being carried in Ran's arms to the bedroom, safe and warm. He sat on the bed, the mattress groaning under your shared weight. A few kisses trailed along your neck as he pulled you with him, rolling onto his side with you wrapped in his embrace. "Goodnight, sweetheart."

Can't sleep.....

Can't sleep.....

You stared at the wall, motionless in his arms, listening to his heavy sighs being drifted off into a deep slumber. How he easily fell asleep was beyond you. But in the short time of this poor attempt at rest, an idea popped in your head. You cracked a smirk, doing your best to carefully remove his arms from your waist without waking him. He groaned as you moved, shifting to lay on his back.

Perfect! That's just what you needed to continue your little scheme. You crawled back until you were parallel to his hips, peering down to the slight bulge in his pants. Was he already thinking about you in his sleep? Not that it matters now. You needed to be careful. Who knows what punishment he has up his sleeve tonight if you wake him.

Without hesitating, you reached into his pants, sliding your hand over his warm dick, teasing the slit with the tip of your pointer. You watched as his face scrunched up in delight causing you to smile. 'How cute.'

You grabbed his dick, hard, and began beating his meat as fast as you could go, hoping he'll cum right away and maybe have some more fun afterwords. But there was one thing you forgot. Ran is not exactly a true sound sleeper.

"Eep!"

You squeaked, suddenly lying on your back with an angry Ran pinning you to the bed.

"Well, well. What have you been up to hmm?" He growled, giving you a playful smirk. "Are you ready for your punishment, little brat?"

Your eyes lit up with an idea then you looked away with a pout. "But daddy..."

Ran's gaze darkened with lust as you heard a chuckle rumble in his chest. If you were going toplay this game then of course he'd play along. "Oh, so we're playing that tonight are we? And what did daddy say?"

You let your gaze wander, looking at everything except him as you shrunk into yourself. "It's bed time..."

Ran released you and sat up, reaching over to his nightstand in search for somethin. "And what do you think you' were doing?"

"....ummm....nothing..."

A dark laughfrom him as he ran one of his hands through his hair. "Nothing, huh. Doesn't look like nothing to daddy."

Your eyes widened as you realized what he just grabbed, watching him whip it out. His one and only baton. Oh, you were in for it now, but you were looking forward to the delicious sting he'd bring with it. "W-wait! I'm sorry daddy. I couldn't help myself...you look too pretty like that..." you pleaded.

He taps the baton on his shoulder playfully, then sighs. "Still, you'll have to be punished for that. Strip and lay over my thighs. Daddy is going to teach his slutty little angel when daddy says bed time, he means it."

You couldn't help but clench at his words, removing your clothes and throwing them into a pile by the bed. The cool air hit you with a shiver. You sought his warmth right then, crawling to him and presenting your ass as you rested your hips on his lap. Even though you couldn't see his face, you could feel the way he's smirking at you right now. How he has you wrapped around his fingers the moment you even tried to awaken him. You were completely at his mercy.

You heard the baton make a click, followed by a warm hamd rubbing your asscheeks tenderly, teasing you for what's to come. "Ok, tell daddy how many strokes you got in."

You froze. You couldn't remember. Of course he had to ask a question like this knowing you'd be distracted. "...um....about twenty-seven I think?" You squeezed your eyes shut. That was probably the wrong answer.

The tapping stopped. You shuddered in anticipation as you suddenly felt a hot breath against your ear. "You sure about that? Because I counted thirty-nine, little brat."

SMACK

"Ah!" You squeaked, gripping the sheets as you clenched your ass. It stung, but only a little. For now...

He rubbed your tender, slightly reddened flesh with care, almost teasing. "You better count every single one sweetheart or we'll have to start over."

SMACK

"O-one!"

SMACK

"T-two!"

SMACK

"Th-threee—Aaah!"

You moaned out a scream as he hit you a little harder, clenching and unclenching with every painful yet delightful sting. Ran hummed, pleased by your display, tracing the outlines were his baton landed. "You're doing good love, so good for daddy," he cooed and licked the shell of your ear. A chill ran through your nerves, making you squeal. Then a few kisses lingered on your neck, trailing all the way down to your ass. You could feel the smug bastard smiling against your tender, red asscheeks. He stayed there for a brief moment when he shifted. Waiting.

You waited for him, knowing what he was doing. He wanted to drag this out as long as possible. Wanting you to keep anticipating for him to continue. You wanted so bad to yell for him to get it over with. It hurt more to wait than to receive your punishment.

SMACK SMACK SMACK!!!!

"Ah—f-four! Five!!! S-sixx!!" You swear you'll be getting noise complaints come tomorrow morning with how loud you're being. Your eyes glossed over as almost inaudible whimpers escaped your chest. Over your shoulder, you peeked at the man serving your punishment.

His eyes had a glint of satisfaction, admiring his work with a toothy grin. "Mmm, your ass is already so red and we're not even halfway through your punishment," he paused, humming a tune that matched the rhythm of his strokes on your ass then giving you another smack from his baton. "Hmmm...question is, will my sweet baby be able to take it? If not, you better convince daddy you'll be good."

"Ah, daddy! I'll be good! I'll be good, I promise!!!" You pleaded a cry. Anything to keep from having...thirty-nine spankings...

"Oh, did you forget something?" He growled as he bit your ear. You felt those lips of his tug upward, knowing how easily he distracted you with his sweet words.

"Huh? Oh...s-seven...sorry daddy..."

Ran stroked your head lovingly, then leaned foqqrward, rewarding you with a tender kiss. "Good, good. Daddy's little angel is learning to behave. Now—"

SMACK SMACK!!!!

"Eight! N-nine!!!" Your screams grew louder as the tears streamed down your face, wincing when his hand touched your ass once more.

"Shhhshhh, you've been so good," he cooed, leaning down to kiss your nibble your neck as your nerves were set alight. "Think you can do one more for daddy?"

You whimpered and moaned with every little bite, nodding as you cried when he bit the sensitive area in your neck. "Yes, yes, I-I can go one more time! Please daddy, please!"

"That's it, good. Good."

SMACK

"TEN...F-FUCK!!!!" Your body jolted with the last hit. The stinging pain lingered. Ran picked you up, placing you on your side to face him as he began tracing the apple of your cheek, flashing a tender-loving smile, humming sweet praises. "Shhhh, you're so good, my precious baby," he trailed kisses along your neck and collarbone. "How about you turn around and come sit on daddy's lap, yeah? Would you like that?"

How could you refuse? You squealed as you sat up, wrapping your arms around his neck in a tight hug. "Thank you daddy! Hsss, it hurts..." You hissed. With the excitement for relief, you almost forgot about the state of your throbbing ass that'll be bruised come morning.

Ran placed his hands at your hips, sliding them along your sides. "Hmhm, you'll forget about it in a minute." He let one hand slide between your legs. Oh did that grin do things to you. "Tsktsk, would you look at that. You're such a slut aren't you. Look at how wet you are!" He teased, sliding his hand up and down between your thighs, gathering more slick as you felt yourself clench in delight. You slapped your hands over your face, trying to hold back your moans as you were being positioned over his throbbing dick.

Ran chuckled in amusement, prying your hands away from your face. "Aww, don't hide that pretty face. Keep your eyes on daddy. Unless...you don't want your reward for being so good."

"Ah no! I'll be good, I promise!"

"Promise daddy?"

"Yes, daddy!"

Ran reached to the bedside table with his long arms to grab the lube, squirting it on his hand, then shoved his fingers inside you, stretching you out as you cried out in surprise and pleasure. His slender fingers curled into the right places until he felt you were ready. You were repositioned over him, only the tip pressing into you, teasing you. He didn't budge until you were squirming in his hold. "Alright, then here we go."

He gripped your waist, pulling you onto him. The stretch of his dick left you breathless as your mouth formed an 'o' at the way he dragged against your walls. "Ah—so full...." You murmured when he bottomed out.

"Mmm, all for daddy haha!" Ran began an agonizingly slow, steady pace, wanting to make you squirm and beg for him. He whispered and licked the shell of your ear. You shuddered a cry for him as he chuckled, pressing ever so harder into you with every thrust.

It wasn't enough.

You needed more.

Wanted more.

"F-faster daddy!" You pleaded, looking him dead in the eyes with a pout, hoping to gain his favor.

Ran looked at you, his features shifting to his signature shit eating grin. He wasn't going to let you win yet. No, of course not. He tauntingly waved his finger as he sang, "ah, ah. What's the magic word, darling?"

"Awww...daddy! Noo..." You whined, placing your hands upon his shoulders, raising and lowering your hips, begging for more.

"I won't move until you say it."

"Please?!"

"What?"

"Daddy? Ah fuuuuck!!!" He slammed into you rapidly, his balls slapping the base of your ass. You clenched around him as shockwaves went through you, throwing your head back the harder and faster he ground himself against your sweet spot.

"Mmm sooo tight and warm for me. I can never get enough of you sweetheart!" He groaned, squeezing your hips so tight you were sure to have bruises.

Your insides clenched harder. The white hot pleasure almost ready to consume you. "Daddy! I'm close!!!" You cried, pressing his tip into the spot that made you see stars with each press. He picked up the pace, wanting to finish with you. "Mmm, daddy is close too."

"Ah, please! Inside me daddy!"

His gaze darkened with lust, pounding into you faster and faster as your walls began to close around him in a vice. "Mmm, so dirty. You want daddy to fill you up? To mark you as mine?"

"Yesss!!! Please!!!"

"Ggh, here it comes baby!"

"Aaah, daddy!!!!"

You both exploded in pleasure, eyes rolled back as drool slipped between your lips, rolling down your chin. Stars filled your vision. His warmth seeped into you in thick spurts, running down your ass and thighs as it overflowed. You collapsed onto him, panting. A sheen of sweat shared between both of you in the dimly illuminated room. He let his head hit the pillow, pulling you with him, cradling you in his arms.

You cracked your eyes open, moving your head to peer at him. He panted, still recovering from his high. His gaze held nothing more than pure admiration. "Haaa...haaa...you alright?" He asked. He let his hands rub circles onto your back as he kissed your forehead with a smile.

"Mmmhmmm...sooore..." You groaned softly. Your lower body ached and throbbed so bad but you were so exhausted. You just wanted to sleep in his arms.

"Sigh...I'll get you some cream for your ass...whenever we get up," he smiled.

"Thank you...Ran." You nuzzled into his neck, giving his underjaw a quick peck.

"Will you be able to sleep?"

You pondered for a moment. You didn't want to lay on your side or back right now but— "Maybe if I lay on top of you?"

"You better not get any more ideas tonight."

"Hehe, I won't," you paused and winked at him, "tonight, hehe."

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Rindou in his bedroom....

".....fucking finally....god...."

One could say, he wasn't the only one unable to sleep that night....

[romsabombs]

it's that time of the month again guys!

Malevolent part 47 The Hand live notes!!!

AMAZON AD👹 ANOTHER AD ANOTHER AD ANOTHER AD CAN WE JUST START THE EPISODE

FINALLY!!! um whats happening

are their asses still wandering aimlessly

six hours bruh 💀

a cage :/???

a what

a crime! no doubt!🤓

HAHA HE HAS THE PLAGUE i said yesterday That man probably has every disease by now

hes gonna die so bad guys hes a sick victorian child

ohhh john please carry me to the garden so i may see- um Hear the flowers one last time🤒

his sickness😟 i cant believe our actions have consequences

theyre ganging up on yorick😭

HAHA hes fine Physically me asf

"indescribable horrors" that doesnt stop john from describing every horror in immense detail

"we both have" im sorry john did you get stabbed like eight times🙄 this aint about you

💀he folded💀

HAHA so he wasnt lying damn😭 I KNEW IT blud was so ready to kill more children

john defending his comfort character

😟Sold Your Soul😟

"i offered myself to it" gayass

this speech goes so hard actually

NEW MUSIC NEW MUSIC

omg it sounds more hopeful now :((

aw he thanked arthur :)

god damn it yorick🙄

WHAT does the corpse have the hand

i mean they did pinky promise

HIS EYE 😦😦

loose enough to pry with ur fingers😨

yorick is building frankensteins monster i fear

MALEVOLENCE MENTIONED NO WAY NO WAYYYYYY NORWAY IS THIS WHY THE SHOW IS NAMED THIS

can yorick lie is that a thing😟😟😟

come on arthur you were a boyscout u can climb this easily

"the pole is wood" just like mine haha🙏🙏🙏🙏

theyre gonna start a forest fire😶

just throw something at it guys idk

omg a pin‼️ throw something at it!!

"excellent hypothesis my king🤓" "JOHN👹" "right!!🤓"

THEYRE GONNA THROW A ROCK YEAAAAA💥💥💥💥

hows he gonna throw when hes blind

why is he so good at throwing wtf

i guess we cant stay here throwing rocks for the entire episode

ALEXANDER :333

EUHGHH😟😟😟😟😟

DONT THROW ROCKS AT BIRDS THATS HOW THE HORRORS HAPPEN

maybe alexander isnt evil n hes just trying to protect us idk🤕

"i was never much for athletics" we can tell

theres gotta be a theme this season and its gotta be Children or Childhood or something

"if they could see me now" mmmm

WHAT IS THAAATT HUHHH

😨😨😨😨

WHAT IS THATTTTTTT WHAGAAT

maybe its just a freaky bird

hes so good at falling down holes

WHAT HAHA WE CANT RN😭😭

😦ERM? YORICK???????

KELLIN MENTIONED big day for gay people 🙏🙏

so was yorick always evil orrrr coz he said My King instead of john and yorick has called him john before

guys i think alexander might be the Not Evil one here

hand of malevolence would go so hard as like a window decoration

ur telling me john knew what a Hand of Malevolence was and didnt link it to the dark world

NOOO DUMBASS

ummm 😟 whats all this then

YORICK :3333 HIIII :3

what 😀

"john" :3

HAHA what is going on bruh

OMG WHAGT 😃😃😃 thats banger

"thank you i think"

:(( aw alexander IS evil :((((((

she? 🤕

OHHH IS IT LILITH IS IT LILITH PLS LILITH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

lilith and kayne are having a custody battle over them funny as hell

OHHH she was in the portal

TEEHEE WE'RE HER FAVORITE :33

dont confront her i feel

but theyre BOTH terrible at lying🤕

they're cooked i fear

hes DYING😟😟😟😟😟😟

An Owl Being Strange

flies are insects darling

they finally appreciate yorick :)

john we dont have time for this omg

HAHA silly asf

they have a safeword now

harlan's really making us work for it like im gonna forget this if they dont point it out

the candle has been running out for hours fr

nooo :( r we approaching the ending

how do we still have like 15 minutes left

HAHA this is so funny theyre roleplaying

theyre yes-and'ing like theatre kids

i mean i bet she noticed yall were gone for a solid 15 minutes

so is the king in yellow just not a threat anymore like did we defeat him i forgot

are we in an alternate universe then

i know far too much!🤓☝️

arthur caught the decima virus i fear

STOP COUGHING im so worried

arthur needs his vaccines fr

is he gonna faint

"and if i am sick-" "you are😐"

OH the ring

hes really gonna go over there and spread his plague around 🙄

i feel like arthur wont even make it to the castle🤒

he coughs like a dad

"lean on me" maybe if you had a physical form😐

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

we just have to wing it i guess

its WHAT😨

what is going on man 😟

UM😦🤕

WHAAT THATS IT? wtf

[the-fiction-witch]

No Simon,

Media Nanny Mcphee

Character Simon Brown (Age Up)

Couple Simon X Reader

Rating Sweet + Flirty

As the first rays of sunlight crept through the window, I slowly opened my eyes and let out a big yawn. I sat up and stretched my arms, feeling the stiffness in my muscles begin to fade away. I rubbed my eyes and took a deep breath, savouring the stillness of the morning.

I turned to push back the covers and set my feet on the floor, ready to start the day. But before I could stand, I felt a warm arm wrap around my waist. I turned my head to see Simon still half asleep, his arm draped over me. A smile spread across my face as I leaned back into their embrace, grateful for this moment of peacefulness before the rush of the day began, I let him have a moment before I tried to get up again but he prevented it,

"No Simon," I told him, "I have to get breakfast ready,"

As I woke up, I heard him grumbling and groaning. He turned over and took his arm away, seemingly annoyed. I rolled my eyes a little and got up to start my day. I slipped on my soft and cozy house slippers and headed for the door. As I was about to leave the room, I heard him again. I turned to look at the bed and saw that it was a mess of covers, with his messy blonde head poking out from the top. He seemed to be struggling to get comfortable and find a peaceful sleep. I couldn't help but feel a little frustrated at his constant interruptions. Nonetheless, I took a deep breath and decided to let it go, as I didn't want to start my day feeling irritated.

"Yes?" I asked setting my hands on my hips, 

He put his hand in the air so I sighed and went over pulling the covers a little and giving his lips a soft kiss, he happily kissed back and stroked my face and hair. I pulled back but he tried to kiss me more and pull me back into bed with him,

"No Simon," I told him, "I have to do breakfast, I'll be down in the kitchen alright," I cooed kissing his forehead before I headed down to the kitchen, 

As I stood by the stove, preparing breakfast for our family, the aroma of sizzling bacon filled the kitchen. It was a quiet and peaceful morning, with nobody else awake in the house yet. I hummed a tune to myself, lost in my own thoughts and the task at hand. Suddenly, I heard the sound of footsteps approaching from upstairs, and I knew it was Simon.

Soon enough, Simon came down the stairs, already fully dressed for the day and looking a bit sleepy. As he walked over to me, he leaned in and planted a soft kiss on my cheek, and for a moment, I forgot about the bacon and smiled. He then reached over to the plate beside the pan and tried to sneak a piece of bacon, but I playfully swatted his hand away. We both laughed and shared a loving moment before continuing with our day.

"No Simon," I slapped his hand away,

"Fine," He pouted, he came over and wrapped his arms around my waist giving my neck some soft tender kisses,

"No Simon," I told him, 

"Can't I just cuddle you and give you some kisses?" he cooed,

"Kisses? Just kisses?" I raised an eyebrow,

"Umm maybe a little more than kisses," he smirked kissing my neck more and moving his hips against me, 

"No Simon," I told him again, "Go on, go wake the children,"

"Ummmm but Y/n,"

"No Simon," I told him, 

"Ummm fine," he pouted, "When I get the kids up can I get a cuddle and some kisses?"

"When the children are up, fed, off to school, and the chores are done." I explained, "Then you may have a nice long cuddle and some kisses Simon,"

"what about a little more than kisses?" He whispered, 

"Once all the work is done, Yes Simon,"

"Yes!" he smiled bolting upstairs to wake the children to get the day started. 

[luimagines]

That Dragon Au Part 7

I had forgotten how slow going this story is. ^.^*

@cafecourage

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Chapter 7: Breakfast Time

Enno woke up and took a deep breath. They stretched and felt like they were actually well rested for a change. And then they noticed Warrior was not in the bed.

They instantly tensed up and looked around, not seeing him anywhere. They put down Wind gently and got out of bed looking to see if there was a note or something.

"Over here, Love." Warrior calls out to them softly. He was sitting at his desk. It no longer looks like chaos and he appeared to be working on something.

Enno nearly jumped out of their skin, "God- my heart." 

They put their hand on their chest to calm their heart. They headed over to him and gave him a kiss. 

Warrior smiles into the kiss and pulls back. "Sorry, I should have warned you that I tend to wake up early anyway."

"You don't stop, do you?" They sighed, holding their head on top of his. Enno grunted slightly and huff, keeping their voice quiet for the boy still sleeping in the bed. "I forgot to do something yesterday and couldn't do it while Wind was between us."

"What did you forget to do, Love?" Warrior asked softly, careful to still not wake up Wind.

Enno looked down and noticed that he was drawing something, something that looked awfully familiar now that they thought about it. Enno started playing with his hair, trying to do the same thing that they did yesterday while they were experimenting with the whole claiming thing that dragons do. 

"Nothing really, just something I should have done right away." They nuzzled their face in his hair before turning to his paper. "What-cha drawing? Me and Wind?"

Warrior was calming from their touch before he perked up and flopped over the desk. "I ummm.... yeah..."

He pulls back and shows them with a clearer view to the paper underneath his arms. He seemed to be drawing a fairly realistic charcoal picture of them and Wind asleep next to each other in the bed. "I finished the work that I had to leave behind... so I... started this."

Enno continued to put their scent on him. “You’re really good. Better at realism than I am. Can you put that with your horde when you're done? I want to keep it.” They slowly bring him back up from hiding it. “If you don��t, it's going to be my treasure now.”

They give him a kiss on the temple.

Warrior take a breath. "You can have it. I don't typically keep my drawings. And before you ask, it's a habit. My desk isn't usually that messy. I try to keep myself away from paper as much as I can....being a fire dragon and all."

“Thank you.” They give him a few more kisses. “Shall I wake up Wind? We have to tell him the plans today.” They whispered. “He is going to be so excited. You better win him that prize from the game.”

Warrior turns in his chair, watching them adoringly. "Do you want to use the bath first? I can wake Wind up and we can all have breakfast."

They still had their arms around him. “I would love one, but I don’t have anything to wear. And at this point I should just move my stuff into here.” They twirl their finger around his hair again. “But I would love to have a family breakfast.”

Warrior purrs, his eyes closing in content. He smirks a bit. "You can always just wear my clothes. You happen to look stunning in them."

Enno baps his head lightly. “Fine but remember your things are bigger on me.” They rolled their eyes as they made their way to the dresser. It took a few tries but at least they remembered where his horde was. 

“Ah.” They picked out a red tunic. They debated on the pants but the tunic was longer than the one they wore yesterday so it would be literally a dress on them. 

“I’m taking this one!” They closed the drawer, grabbing the headband they left on the top and went into the bath. They put it all on the counter in the bathroom after shutting the door.

Warrior leaned back his chair, crossing his legs with his ankle over his knee, watching them go.

After they closed the door he smirks fully and stands, making his way to the bed. He shakes Wind's shoulder. "Wake up pirate, we're going to go on an adventure today."

Wind hums and blearily opens his eyes. "Huh?"

"You're going to get that prize." Warrior winks. "Up. We don't have much long until Enno gets out of the bath."

Enno laid down, relaxing in the bath once it was filled. They were still sore and felt grimy. There was a faint feeling of pain on their back from yesterday. They start humming, taking their time for once.

Pain shoots up their spine when they tried to lift their arms up. “Ow ow ow ow ow, ok, that’s not happening.” They hissed as they felt a pulled muscle by their upper back. It was going to take them a longer time than they thought to actually bathe.

Warrior and Wind dash out of the room, heading to the guest room where their stuff was. They grab as much as Enno’s things as they can and run back. Not wanting to actually be suspicious, they simply place it on the bed.

Warrior stretches his arms over his head, a satisfying pop being heard from his shoulders. "Ok Wind. Your turn. You gotta get ready for today too. At least change your clothes."

Wind and Warrior go about their morning routines. Warrior managed to sneak some of Wind's stuff into the room as well while he was distracted.

He wasn't sure if he should also take a bath or wait until nightfall but he wants to wait for Enno.

Enno finished and got out slowly. Giving themselves a small pat down so as to not make their back worse. Putting on the new set of clothing, they made an attempt to dress down the hairband by braiding their hair here or there. They have trouble deciding if it looks good or not. They huffed when it didn’t work, but it was the best they could do.

Warrior is dressed casually when they finally get out. His smile widens and he lets out an appreciative whistle. "Beautiful. Absolutely stunning."

He chuckles, getting to his feet and adjusting the head band on their head. He untangled a bit of their hair and tucks it into some other parts where they would be tighter and fit better.

"Better?"

Enno looked in the mirror. Somehow he had made it look like the headband was actually a ribbon that had been intertwined with their hair. He dressed it down perfectly.

Enno blushed and looked away but then noticed their stuff on the bed. “Wait- when did you two… why?”

They turned back to Warrior, confused, before realizing why and turned red again. “You know now I have to unload things here.”

Warrior shrugs. "Fine by me."

"This way you don't have to go and get your things. They’re already here!" Wind cheers, sitting on the bed. "I got some of mine too so we have to figure out a place to put everything but it shouldn't be too hard."

Warrior waves him off. "If there's no space then I get another dresser or something."

Enno had to take a moment to take a breath. They couldn’t help but soften at the gesture. “You two are going to be the death of me I swear.” 

Enno gives both of them a hug and a kiss on the cheek / forehead separately. “I love you both so much but I thought we were going to have breakfast together?”

"Yes!" Wind cheers, vaulting off of the bed and toward the door. "Let's go eat!"

Warrior bows dramatically, offering his elbow. "Shall we?"

“Of course.” They take his arm and we follow Wind out. They felt a little self conscious about leaving the room because it's been a safe haven from Cia this whole time. But it wasn’t a good look if they simply went in and never came back out again. They took Wind in their other hand so he wouldn't go too far ahead.

Warrior hums as he purrs by their side. "Zelda is pretty good at keeping the dining hall scarce of arguments so we should be ok to go eat together. If it gets interrupted, we can get something while we're out on the town "

“That’s… good at least.” Enno thinks about it. They’re not inclined to agree but it’s better than nothing. 

“People are still staring.” They whisper as more maids pass. They seem surprised by their look. That or they are just staring at Warriors. They put their head on his shoulder trying to ignore the stares. “I guess I did turn into a dragon the other day.”

"True." Warrior swings their hand a bit, leaning his head against their own. "I also tend to get a few stares just by walking. Dragons are few and far in-between. There are only five who actually live in the capital, Zelda and myself included. So more or new dragons are quite the sight to see."

They hummed. "I think the stares for you are for another reason. The most eligible bachelor got hitched." 

Enno nudged him teasingly, having a sinking feeling this is something they weren’t going to let go anytime soon. At least they weren't so stressed about heading to eat. They were still worried about Cia but not as much to dampen their mood.

Warrior grins, adopting a little pep in his step. "Well I wouldn't say we're married yet but you bring up a good point."

Wind laughs from the other side. "You certainly fell into the part pretty quickly. Why not seal the deal already? You clearly like each other."

"Wind!" They instantly shoved their face into Warrior's shoulder to hide a blush. "I assume this isn't something you just do on a whim. It's like a proposal right? Slightly planned out? It's not like I would rather one way or another. It seems like it's going to happen anyway. Ahhhhhh..." 

Warrior chuckles, kissing the top of their head. "There is a process. It might be fast to human standards but dragons also don’t leave much room for second guessing. However, it's only been a few days."

Warrior reached over and flicked Wind's head. "There's no rush either. So let's try to take some things one at a time. Such as making sure we all have fun today."

“Only been a few days… From what I heard you’ve been trying to court me for a while now, Sir.” Enno started to purr as they walked into the dining hall. “Do you think we can’t get Hyrule to do a small check up? I’m still worried about the thing I mentioned yesterday.”

Warrior blushes as he kicks a bit of the carpeted floor. "I meant after the claim has been made...."  He laughs nervously. "I uhh... I just wanted your attention at first... like I said, I never thought I'd actually have a relationship."

He smiles and grips their hand a bit tighter. "Yeah, we can ask Hyrule to check it out before we leave..... Are you feeling any better by the way? Still sore?"

"Had some weird phantom pains on my back while in the bath. I know I don't have the condition I had in my world. I'm just worried if there is something else wrong with me instead." They lift up his hand kissing it.

"Yuck." Wind pretends to gag, running a bit ahead to the dining hall door.

Warrior nods and tries to think about what it might be. He pulls their hand up to kiss it as well. "I don't suppose that it's merely stretched from the sudden addition of wings. I know that young dragons itch and are sore when their wings begin growing for the first time. Not all dragons are born with them already in their form, you see. So while it's not commonplace, it's not rare either."

"Getting it looked at isn't a bad idea though." Warrior opens the door for the both of them since Wind didn't hold it open. "Just in case."

"Those are two different ailments. I want to make sure I don't have a magical version of not being able to create energy." Enno stated as they walked in. Wind had already plopped himself down with some of the others waiting for them.

"Concerning." Warrior notes. "I'm sure Hyrule can help it. But I think you would be better off actually looking into a professional opinion."

"Enno!" Wind calls out. "Sit by me!"

"About time the two of you showed up." Legend says, putting his cheek against his fist. "We were wondering when the honeymoon was going to end."

"Legend, be nice. Cia was going crazy. We know that Warrior is the number one target." Four punches his shoulder.

"Actually Legend the Honeymoon is after the wedding. We were just having an engagement celebration." Enno said, sitting next to Wind. They made a mental note to ask Warrior where exactly a professional is. "How have you guys been? I feel like it's been years."

Sky smiles. "We've been alright. We've mostly avoided the drama."

"Is Pinky ok?" Hyrule leans forward. "I heard what happened but they said I wasn't needed."

"Meaning they wouldn't let him in." Legend chimes in. "Heard through the grapevine that you both got hit too. You ok?"

“Well… turns out I’m now a dragon. But also the… uh… human? Part? Of the half form is how I looked back in my world. So that's fun.” They tried to be as casual as possible as some maids put our food down. “I still don’t know how you got hit, Captain.”

"Cia threw a fit and some magic. I did my job." Warrior explains simply.

Legend hisses in sympathy and empathetic pain. He goes to subconsciously scratch his shoulder. "Aimed at Enno?"

"Yup."

"I heard it hurt your wing." Hyrule mutters

"It did."

"It was pretty bad." Wind speaks up. "I don't think he's going to be able to fly for a while."

All the boys grimaced and stared in front of them. Clearly there's some significance there.

Enno looked at their faces and just whistled. Enno picks up their fork to start eating. “Aaaannnyyyway. What do you guys have planned today?”

Four perks up. “Oh! There was a blacksmith that was letting me use his shop yesterday. I was going to continue working on our weapons and armors before we leave. It’s been awhile since I got to fix everyone’s stuff.”

Legend smirks and gabs a thumb in Hyrules direction. "He's going to try and sneak into the medical bay and I'm going to watch."

"Legend please.... I just want to learn some more things before we go."

"I was just going to be in the library all day." Sky starts eating his food. "Do you have any plans?"

Enno grew more interested in their food suddenly as the realization hit them. “Well… We are going out into town.” They give Warriors a small nudge. “A ‘family’ day is what we are calling it.”

“There’s a game in the town square! Warrior is going to win it for me!” Wind cheers

"You bet I am." Warrior grins, nudging Enno’s foot from under the table. "It's just a bit of fun for today. I think we deserve it."

Time didn’t take too long to get to the dining hall. “Oh.” He wasn’t sure why he was surprised that other people were still around eating breakfast. 

Enno looked up and waved Time over. “You look better.”

“You seem different.” He shoots back. “I heard what happened. Glad to see everyone is ok.” Before the Old Man sits on the other side of Warrior, he chanced a glance at Wind. “Sorry if I scared you yesterday Sailor.”

"Is Pinky ok?" Wind asks instead.

"And has anyone seen Wild and the Rancher. " Legend adds on. "I haven't seen them since yesterday."

“She’s… Recovering. It’s going to take around a month or so to actually fully heal. Her back took the most damage. ” Time states trying to remember everything the nurses said. “Pup and Cub decided to go out early since we ordered some clothing for Pinky yesterday.”

“Are there visiting hours to the med bay?” Enno asked, “I should probably tell her that I’ve been turned.”

“Oh she already knows, she said to tell you that you ditched her, and left her alone in the human corner.” He said with a deadpan look, then looked at Warrior. “Captain, did Impa tell you about my offer? I was thinking about bringing some of it back or at least marking the location off so you guys can find it later.”

"I would assume that there are visiting hours but you should have no problem.." Time runs his hand through his hair as he continues. "They let me in pretty easily."

"Well, that's because you're her dragon. She's your human." Sky points a fork in Time's direction. "You get priority access."

Warrior cuts over that as he also addresses Time and his words. "I've heard of it. While I appreciate the offer, I'm not currently able to go and get it myself so as it stands, it's still fairly up for grabs unless someone goes and gets it."

"Don't forget we only have three more days here." Legend says in between bites. "Hyrule and I have been keeping track of how long we stay in one world before we move to another. Anything that needs to get done better should be finished as soon as possible."

Enno didn’t want to feel relieved that the group only had three more days but it flowed through their entire being. They tried not to make it visible though. “We should also have a game plan when we get Pinky on the road. If she is only fully healed in a month, I can only assume she can’t really do much.”

Time on the other hand understands Warrior’s words as he should go and get the treasure. He still has his magic pouch from his adventures he doesn’t really use as much. He should see how much exactly he can fit inside and bring back. “I only have a few more errands to run before I’m set to go. I intend to get it all done today so I can spend the rest of our time with Pinky.”

Legend and Sky grin to themselves at Times words but say nothing.

Wind is borderline vibrating in his seat. "I'm so excited! When can we go!?"

"Hold on Wind, we still have to finish eating." Warrior chuckles, playfully nudging Enno’s foot with his own once more. "Take care, Time. Don't take too long. You've got somebody who needs you."

Enno pokes back with their foot, unsure of what he is doing. They finished up their meal in relative peace, simply listening to the others talk at this point.

“I know. It won't take me that much time.” Time states with confidence. “You three be safe and have fun in the town.”

Warrior pokes back, his face not betraying anything. "We'll try our best. Don't get into any more trouble."

"Easier said than done." Hyrule laments. "We only have a few days left so we might as well get the best out of them. When are Wild and Twi coming back again?"

“If anything, I’m expecting it at this point.” Enno puts their utensils down and leans on Warriors. “I’m hopeful though.”

Time’s face softens a bit. He really wished that his day with Pinky was a bit better. He puts a thought in his head to have a redo day with you later in another era. “Soon, I was going to meet with them at the clothing shop.” He looked at the time, and stood up taking the apple on his plate with him. “Which I have to go to now.”

Warrior doesn't hesitate to wrap his arm around Enno’s shoulders, finishing his plate. "Don't destroy the shop."

Wind giggles and cleans his plate before borderline jumping out of his chair. "Ok ok, can we go now?"

Warrior looks at them lovingly. "Good to go?"

Time rolls his eyes on his way out. “I’ll try not to.” He says quicking his pace. Maybe he shouldn’t go to the treasure today. He would have to see when he gets to the shop and unload the clothing back at the castle. He was going straight to the shop. No detours.

“Mhm.” Enno was a little tired but it was fine to go out. They get up from their chair, waving goodbye to the others. “Have a good day guys.” 

Warrior hums and rubs their arm, waving to the others as well as he leads them away. "Are you feeling ok, sweetheart? Your magic is low."

They didn’t know how to explain it, “I feel low… Like how my other condition was like.” They whispered so Wind didn’t hear it. “Don’t worry too much. Let’s just have a good day out. You said you wanted to show me our home?”

Warrior nods and drops his arm to hold their hand. "Alright. But let me know if you feel any worse. There's a potion seller in the middle of the city, so we can simply go in and get one to help you replenish what's been lost."

"Can you two stop flirting?" Wind groans. "Come on! Let's go play!"

Feeling warm inside but also a bit woozy and shaky, Enno sighs and follows the boy. “I think it might be a good idea to still get something and we will, Wind. Show us the way.”

Warrior nods and squeezes their hand for a moment before he pulls them closer, wrapping his arm around their waist. Wind cheers and takes off running in the direction of the game from the day before. 

"I'll get a few then and see if that helps you feel better." Warrior pokes his nose against their head. "I'd hate to see you get sick so soon."

Enno doesn't reply back. They were already feeling sick. They were able to make it to the game stall though. They sat down nearby and gulped. They were feeling shaky and dizzy, besides they didn’t know how to play. “I think I’ll let you guys play.”

Warrior frowns. "Alright, Wind. How do we play?"

"You have to take the hammer and hit this button. It sends the puck upwards and the higher it goes, the better the prize. You get a huge one if you can ring the bell." Wind jumps in place.

Warrior takes one look at the toy and his stomach turns from the unease.

"I'll tell you what. Can you go down the street to a small shop that has flowers in the front? It should have yellow windows with green letters." Warrior passes Wind some rupees. "Go inside and order some magic potions, ok? And I'll ring the bell."

Enno started to feel tired as soon as they sat down. This was definitely low blood sugar, but it should be fine. They ate. Looking back up, they only saw Warriors playing the game. They got confused. Where did Wind go?

Warrior watches Wind run off before he grabs the biggest hammer and swings it onto the platform. He reaches 3/4s of the way and smiles.

He takes his prize and pays again. This time he actually puts his strength into it.

The bell rings.

[borom1r]

1-25 choose violence ask game ❤️

ALL OF THEM?????? you’re so real for this ty snfnsnbfns. doing LotR bc of course I am

1. the character everyone gets wrong

PIPPIN I HATE TO SAY IT BUT PIPPIN. all those incorrect quote polls that have been posted where pippin keeps fucking winning YALL REALIZE HES AN ACTUAL CHARACTER RIGHT?? with like depth?? and bonds?? and a personality. yall realize that right?????? right??? ik we all love 2 joke but he would not say half of those things

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

ok I personally enjoy both for Boromir BUT if he IS topping. he is a service top. I will die on this hill

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

I block ppl for these takes so no screenshots but everyone who thinks Boromir is a villain. if you think Boromir is a villain I will key your car.

4. what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

there is one singular straw and it is bad Boromir takes in the Boromir tag

5. worst discord server and why

I don’t join fandom discord servers bc I love myself too much for that 💗

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

ummm idk? most of my lotr mutuals have different ships from me and it’s all chill. but tbf I’m very selective abt who I interact with now lmao.

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

no one yet thank fuck.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

Aragorn/Arwen isn’t actually romantic sorry I think it’s fucked up actually. the vibes are off there for SURE

9. worst part of canon

FARAMIR’S “yeah I’m gonna take you from your home and tame you. haha wdym. you don’t need a blade during times of peace.” SHTICK WITH ÉOWYN IN THE BOOKS. UNPACK YOUR BIASES YOU LITTLE FREAK!!!!!!!!

10. worst part of fanon

HM. I will stick with “people who horrifically misinterpret Boromir’s character”

11. number of fandom-related words you've filtered

at the moment I only have rings of power blocked but I’ve had that blocked since it came out bc if I look at the armor in that show I will commit crimes.

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

MOVIE!FARAMIR MY SPECIALEST LITTLE GUY OOOOOOOOOO MOVIE!FARAMIR I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU he’s so handsome and special and I love him and you WILL all look at him and clap and cheer. it makes me insane that his temptation by the ring mirror’s Boromir’s and he’s actually fucking normal abt the Rohirrim AND I just love him very much :)

13. worst blorboficiation

ummm idk… maybe Frodo

14. that one thing you see in fics all the time

HMMM exposing myself but I basically only read Aragorn/Boromir fics lmao + since we’re Choosing Violence the most annoying thing is Boromir just being A Brute. like damn I love the surface level reading of the text maybe try engaging with it above a 1st grade analysis next time 💗

15. that one thing you see in fanart all the time

hmmmmm idk cuz again I don’t interact w a lot of fanartists so there’s nothing like. annoying. all th ✨motifs✨ I do see r very fun + I like them :)

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

ummm for Serious, portraying Pippin as Stupid. for Silly, uhhhh Trans Faramir is so real to me I completely forgot cis people both 1) exist in the real world and 2) probably interpret Fara as cis too. i don’t get it :(

17. there should be more of this type of fic/art

trans Faramir 🩵💗🤍

18. it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

HM idk. trans Faramir again. also bc I love it, utilizing Old Norse culture for the Rohirrim teehee

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

OK IM MAD THAT FINNISH BOROMIR IS JUST ME. THATS ME. THATS AN OUTFIT I WEAR REGULARLY MINUS THE LONG HAIR. I DRESS LIKE THAT TO BUY GROCERIES. i love him for that tho. I’m also mad that MtG Boromir’s stupid pointy muttonchops have grown on me. freak behavior, keeping his facial hair trimmed in those stupid little points

20. part of canon you found tedious or boring

I’m fighting for my life reading the histories rn 😑 I find them very dry for the most part

21. part of canon you think is overhyped

idk? I think there is an appropriate level of hype. but idk if Rings of Power had a lot of hype. if it did, then Rings of Power is my answer

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

idk if it’s IGNORED necessarily but the fact that Boromir carries a Rohirric shield in the films does actually genuinely make me insane 💞 I love that sm

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

UNWILLINGLY?????? idk?? ummmm I think it’s all fine for the most part I’m just A Fag so I don’t write het ships. it’s like a moral thing. Éowyn/Faramir gets a pass conceptually bc they’re T4T to me tho

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

idkkkkkkk I don’t engage w discourse bc I want this fandom to remain pleasanttttt

25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

again idk.. I block on sight if I see a Bad Take + then I erase it from my memory so I can continue to live in a beautiful blissful world where I. forgor abt cis people ☺️

[mhateesyoux]

ONLY FRIENDS EP 6

whoo! Okay where to begin… I want to say this was the best episode yet!!

I want to start with Mew. Dude, i kid y’all not, I seriously was hating him so much this episode for obvious reasons. Not only cause I definitely fell for him saying, “screw him (ray) I have you now” the punch and him being completely oblivious to Top’s disgustingness. However, y’all that DAMN PLOT TWIST?!! I was GAGGED! I probably looked so stupid with my jaw on the floor! I can’t believe I was really falling for him being an idiot and then boom! He fucking lays it out on Top & us!! That’s the craziest plot twist I’ve ever seen!! Crazy good! I’m glad he let Top have it. He was soooo crazy for that but damn I just, I was in utter shock!

Nick, baby… I’m not gonna tell you again, you deserve better!!! I now see where he gets it from. Ton is just like his low of a man father. No wonder he thinks it’s okay to mess around. Nick you’re gonna fuck around and find out. How ironic of Ton to dislike ppl recording him without his consent when he does it to his friends LOL

Ray & Sand: PAIN

no fr, I literally had tears in my eyes. How dare you call him a whore!!! My heart is broken for them. Sand had a master plan and not only did it work but those intentions are questionable but he’s still my favorite. He’s the definition of I will not let my feelings get the best of me and I give no fucks. The fact that he cares for Ray but chose to accept that he’s in love with Mew and still decided to tell him about the recording… idk man so many emotions. Ray, I hurt for him I really do. I kept finding myself say, “what tf are you doing omg!!” But, I like that he told everyone their shit. He’s always made out to be this lonely depressed alcoholic when he’s honestly a good friend!! I mean he told Mew about the recording, maybe we know the intentions behind it but he still told him. I hate how their always making it seem like he can’t get someone to love. Maybe it’s his choice not to date? Idk but him going off on his friends was lowkey satisfying. I just hate how he treated sand. This was a whole ass mess of an episode but soooo soooo good!! I could feel the angst from the beginning. I swear it’s only getting better!!

Next weeks episode,

Sand if you don’t… I swear this man is too up in his heart. I would not be there had that been me lmao but i get it. I just want to see him be nothing but a friend to ray from now on, at least till we get an apology. I know ray was high and drunk but that’s when you speak truth. It just hurt me seeing them like that. Lowkey think sand deserves better but I know they belong together.

Topmew, damn… is he about to change completely? That popping out of the tub moment?! WTFFFF he’s about to be a little bitch in the best way possible and I’m ready to see it. I switched up on him cause I was disliking him so much this episode I swear with how he was being towards ray but that twist in the end made me realize, oh shit he’s not an idiot!!! Idk man Top ain’t got no chance now. He ain’t gonna be fooled twice!

Tonnick, ummm…. I kinda forgot what they’re gonna do next Ep not gonna lie, oops. All i know, Nick is stupid but i can’t hate him yet!! Ton, fuck you.

THE LESBIANS OMG i almost forgot. I’m so happy we got a little bit of gl this episode! We need more of them pls. That was a nice breath of fresh air.

This show is so fucking good.

[nyxronomicon]

.... ummm... ooo... uhhh... what about a date with Luocha? Or Blade? Ooo okay a challenge! Which of them would be better for me and what date would they take me on GO

And YES WRITE US ABOUT YOUR DATE WITH CHOSO BESTIE.

ngl I ship u with Jing Yuan my OTP... and I do want to pair u with Luocha but idk how to write him so...... Blade it is lmao (for the record i do think Luocha would be better for u tho bc Blade would not give you enough attention lol)

.

To you, Blade looks apathetic at best. You'd dragged him to a cafe to share a couple's sundae for the romantic holiday. But if you knew what was going on in his head, the way his eyes lingered on your lips, taking in every inch of light radiating from you. Well, you'd know that behind his stoic expression, he was happier than ever. Though he's forgotten how to smile, it almost seems possible again when you giggle. And when you take that first bite of ice cream with a grin, as stupid as it sounds, he was so glad they forgot to bring a second spoon.

"Give it here." Blade grumbled, taking a bite with your spoon, lips lingering where yours just were. "Too sweet," he scowls, but takes another bite anyway.

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Choso brought me to a concert we were both looking forward to. When he saw me in my goth threads, he had half a mind to cancel then and there, not wanting another man to have the privilege of seeing me like that. Of course, he melts completely when I take his hand and smile. He can't keep his eyes off me all night, dancing and laughing together. It's surreal. He didn't think it'd be possible for him to feel love like this. Like a human would. He's sneaking kisses on my neck between songs, hands on my hips as he grinds against me in the crowd... he can't wait to take me home <3

"That was fun." He mumbles in my ear in the taxi. "But next year, I want you all to myself."

[dragonridernoobie]

hi again how are you doing? I know I had requested one story before but this random idea got to my head and I just can't stop thinking of it. could you make one story of my oc Mira meeting with hiccup? from how to train you're dragon? if this doesn't break the rules you have set.

👍

You're welcome to request as many times as you want, just don't request every day, thats a little much for me XD. No this dosent break rules since it's you're OC.

Hiccup <-

Mira <-

How hiccup meets Mira

Mira was doing her own thing.

And some random reason (imagin something for the plot) she falls thru the sky.

She lands in the water and gets out. First thing she is met with is a dragon.

Not any dragon, a nightfury.

While she stares at it, someone comes over and helps her.

Mira was trying to cough up the water she inhaled. While she coughed, she herd something that sounded like a coo from a large animal. When she look up and saw toothless, she was frightened and stayed still. She cuddly heard somome calling the dragons name

Hiccup: "toothless, what are you doing, what's so....inportant...oh, hi I never seen somone like you, here, let me help you up."

Hiccup helps Mira up and looks at her

Hiccup: "wow, I know this must sound weird but you are diffrent then any human I've seen...you almost look skeloton...are you wearing armor of the bonenapper?

Mira: ".......no?"

Hiccup: "Oh my...are...are you a skeloton?"

Mira: "....half...one..."

Hiccup: "wow, where did you come from then? There has never been stories of living akelotons, let alone having a child!"

Mira: "ummm.....I don't really know where I am but I was tending to my apple tree when I suddenly appeared here."

Hiccup: "strange....then let me help you home, sorry I forgot to interduce myself, names hiccup."

Mira: "mira."

Hiccup then interduces toothless and Flys her back to berk. There she explains her story and where she came from. To say hiccup was amazed was a understatement. Dude was blown away. For the next 2 weeks, he tried to help Mira to find a way back home, but eventually, mira met error. Mira told Hiccup thank you and gave toothless one last pet before mira left.

Who knows, Mira might come back to see them again.

Mira

Hope you enjoyed!!!!

[girlgenius1111]

Hello! Me again!! Pretending to be reading this on Wattpad 🫣 I COMPLETELY missed the fact that you posted part 4... Whoops...

Ingrid cut her off. “María, darling, I love you, but take a breath.” You watched amused as Mapi literally took a deep breath at Ingrid’s instruction. “Okay, now go pick out a couple new mugs over there and then come back.”  - the gentle parenting 😌

“Good.” Ingrid said. “MARÍA, come here.” 

Mapi returned like a puppy being called back to its owner, with a single mug in her hands. - you need to STOP making me laugh, I know you're lulling me into a false sense of security just to trick me into crying after :(

You’d looked relieved, Ingrid felt relieved, and Mapi was just happy to be there. - Mapi is so Ken coded 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Mapi said casually, knowing exactly who was just a few steps from the family room. Sue her if she wanted to see Ingrid’s reaction to your tattoo. - HA Mapi is just trying to stir things up 🤭

“I’m not crying, I’m not. I’m just- tattoos are bad. Really bad. You shouldn’t have that. Tattoo. Of my number. On your body forever. My baby sister,” She trailed off, biting her lip when it began to tremble. - STOP MAKING ME FEEL THINGS. but this actually made me laugh out loud, "tattoos are bad. really bad." - © Ingrid Engen

Mapi laughed, throwing her hands up in the air. “I’m just kidding, princesa, relax! God you sound like Alexia when I joked that I was going to tattoo Fresa when she was 12.  I thought Ale was going to hit me.”  - FRESA MENTIONNNN ‼️A WIN FOR THE GIRLIES ‼️

“We don’t have sex! We don’t! Abstinence is key!” Ingrid shouted after you, sighing heavily when she heard you laugh from the stairs. She turned to Mapi with a defeated look on her face. - well now I'm curious 👀👀 HAVE they had sex since Sol moved in?? Do they do it while she's asleep?? Do they call Frido to keep Sol occupied and away from the house??? The world needs answers 😤

"Please stop calling. I am focused on Solstråle right now. You’ve really hurt her, and neither of us are ready to talk to you yet. Please respect that." - ohhhh no. I can see where this is going. Poor Soli is about to get a really angry phone call isn't she? 😬

She wasn't sure why, but it suddenly felt like things might be okay from here on out. She would be wrong. - that is FOUL. Jail for girlgenius1111! Jail for girlgenius1111 for ONE THOUSAND YEARS.

“You’re ruining our family.” - that BITCH

When Ingrid opened the door, though, it wasn’t her teammate on the front porch. It was your father. - ummm PLOT TWIST???? Out of all the possibilities of who was at the door, I never thought of him

It was, of course, at this moment that you came down the stairs to fill up your water.- NOOO WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING TGIS TO ME :(((((( Don't you WANT Sol to be happy?!

They were downstairs, talking about how they didn’t want you, after spending so long lying and saying they did. - NO STOP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I got too into the fic, and forgot to take notes near the end. Take that as a compliment, because it was INCREDIBLE. I'm very glad you finally gave Sol her happy ending 🥺🙏❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

god i live for things like this truly.

ingrid absolutely sees gentle parenting tiktoks and thing… this isn’t a bad idea. for my girlfriend.

heheheheh i like to make everyone giggle and then rip them in half with sadness

fresita mention 😇😇😇

LMAO well she’s been there for 6 months so they def have. they just have to be quiet. but ingrid always acts weird afterwards and sol knows exactly what’s gone on

i don’t want to go to jail 😔😔😔

that BITCH is exactly what i thought to myself AFTER writing that sentence

so glad i executed that plot twist well

i do want sol to be happy she just has to suffer a litttttle more first

getting too into the fic to take notes is the highest compliment that you could give i appreciate you very much nonny ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[writteninthesewalls28]

Family

A story about a girl wanting to find out the truth

A/n: chapter nine!

Warnings: a few curse words

Milly’s POV:

The next few days simply were amazing. I honestly forgot how amazing it is, to not worry about anything. Everything at work was going good, Niall was with me, I had Calum by my side and would meet his bandmates again after a couple of months of not having any contact with them.

I must admit that the thought of being filmed for hours creeped me out a little, but there would only be people who like me right? I sadly got the chance to experience the wrong sort of fans when me and Calum just started dating and fans sent death threads to me or told me, I didn’t deserve Calum.

Since then, me and him try to stay out of the media as much as we can, never really seen together.

So today will be an important milestone, not only for the band, but for me as well. ————————

Instead of getting ready for visiting Micheal and choose my outfit, I sat on my desk in my little home office. Literally staring at my computer, I read the same email from my colleague over and over again. She’s joking right? It can’t be true.

I'm a self employed lawyer with an own law firm together with another lawyer who over the few years became a very good friend of mine. I was happy with my work, my work environment and my colleague.

But this email here right in front of me showed that she had a different opinion.

"Hello Mildred, I am truly sorry that I even have to write this email. I have to tell you that I have to quit my job and sign over my part of the law firm to you, making you the only owner. At the moment, I don’t feel comfortable enough to talk about my situation right now, just know that I'm fine… maybe we can arrange a meeting in the future. I'm sorry."

The only owner of the company? No, no, no! So much work, managing all the client at once, changing the logo, the website, getting a new name…. It’s too much! Hiding my face in my hands, silent tears streamed down my face. I knew, I'd have to search for a new colleague or I need to quit my job too, I won’t be able to manage everything alone, or I'll end up working 14 hours per day.

Being a lawyer was my dream since- ever.

Losing that would be like losing a fight you never knew you had. Losing a fight, a battle, against myself.

What should I do now?

WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?!

"Milly?" Calum shouted from the bathroom. 30 minutes ago, I told him, I just have to check something for my new client on my laptop before I get ready.

I indeed got a new client. It was a dad, who never knew he had a child with his teenage love. That girl is 17 now and wants to spend time with her dad as much as he wants to. Problem is: the mother sees the man as evil and doesn’t want her kid near him. Very interesting case, I must say.

But right when the monitor had lit up, the email from Melissa (my colleague) had popped up.

Well, we all knew how that turned out: sitting in my office, the make-up I already put on for the stream was ruined thanks to the crying. Why? Why do I have to get the mail now? Now, that I already have so much drama with my family and feel stressed because of the search.

Lost in my thoughts, I didn’t notice Calum's footsteps getting closer and closer to the office door until he knocked and shortly after opened the door, scaring the hell out of me.

"Cal!", I shouted, "What are you doing?"

The confused look on his face said it all: My make-up looked hopelessly destroyed.

"Ummm… well, maybe I should ask you that question." He slowly made his way to me, sitting on the chair next to my desk.

The room that I now call my home office had been Calum’s recording room first, before we decided to move all his stuff to my old office and change rooms. He needed more space, I never needed as much as I had in the old room. I got to paint the walls in a soft baby blue and hang up lots of pictures of me and mum, me and Louis, me and the twins, me and Lottie, me and Calum, but I’m most thankful for the beautiful picture I have from Félicité and me just a month before she passed at an Ed Sheeran concert in Sheffield. Me and Fiz always were like bubblegum and marceline. Two completely opposites, but soul sister. Sadly, our connection was cut off way too soon. She deserved so many more years together with me.

Calum wrapped his arms around me from behind as he scanned the text on my computer right in front of him.

"These are great news sweetie! Why are you feeling down?" He asked, having a huge smile on his face. Even though I was very confused by his reaction, I answered him.

"We both know, I'm not as good as Melissa when we’re talking about being a lawyer. How should this work?" I got more and more upset, did he seriously think, I could manage this alone?

"Hold up, what did you say?" He responded, tightening his grip around my waist. "You are the best lawyer ever!"

Of course he immediately noticed the hesitation on my face, so he added: "Before you get the chance to deny it, let me ask you, why is it that you constantly got more clients than Melissa since the very start of the company?" He had a huge smile on his face.

"Calum! That is not true!" Cause it wasn’t. Me and her always got the same amount of clients. But that’s still beside the actual point of this.

"The thing is, I won't be able to handle a full law firm on my own. It’s impossible." I tried explain my point of view to him, knowing he most likely won’t agree with me. Cause, you know… he’s Calum. The man, who will never accept it whenever I say, I can’t do something.

"We will find a way, sweetie." He let out a soft sigh and grabbed my arm to lift me up from the chair. "Come on, put your favorite sweater on and a sweatpants and meet me in the living room."

This man never fails to confuse me, but make me happy at the same time. "Am I allowed to ask, why you are not in a hurry for the twitch stream?"

He shook his head. Of course. "Let me handle that, you have enough to worry about." With that, he left the room and I heard his feet on the stairs, heading downstairs.

With a huge smile on my face, I slowly walked to our shared bedroom and get something to wear (yes, a sweater and sweatpants) and made sure to use lots of make up remover so the ruined mascara comes off of my face. I'd never leave the house without putting enough make-up on because I always have been insecure about my imperfect skin with all the pimples. But Calum loved them. He loved me, especially the true me without any makeup.

Calum’s POV:

He would never admit it, but he secretly was actually happy that he doesn’t have to go to Micheal and do the stupid stream. He doesn’t want nasty comments about his girlfriend, who apparently didn’t deserve him.

Now, he can instead do a cosy date night with the person he loves most.

Standing in the kitchen, he prepared lots of snacks for them and made sure it'll look all nice and delicious.

He always knew when Milly needs comfort. Right now, she was just freaked out and had no idea how to do it, but sooner or later Calum knew she will realize that she’s so incredible and can achieve anything if she just believes in herself.

"You are the best, do you know that?" He heard Milly say behind him. He turned around to take a look at her and couldn’t help but smile like an idiot when he noticed that she wasn’t wearing any makeup, despite her 'bad' skin. Stepping two steps forward so he could stand right in front of her, he gave her a soft kiss and hugged her right after it.

"What are we watching today?" He and Milly watched tons of rom-cons and were the biggest netflix junkies.

"You choose" He loved it even more, when Milly chose what to watch.

"Umm… I heard something about a film called "The kissing both". Should we watch that one?" She suggested and Calum tried hiding the fact that he just watched that film when she wasn’t there and everyone was worried about her.

He'll just watch it again. It’s gonna be more fun with her together anyways.

"That sounds amazing, let’s watch it then!" Calum responded, lifting the snack from the kitchen table to take it into the living room and wrapped his other arm around his girlfriends waist.

They sat down on the sofa and made themselves comfortable. While Calum tried to find the movie and start it so they could watch it, Milly asked him the question standing between them, creating this awkward silence.

"And you’re really okay with staying at home with me? You can go if you want…"

Oh no. Calum thought, knowing that Milly, again, figured she was holding him back from meeting his friends.

"Mills, I hope you don’t think, that I'm unhappy spending the evening with you here. I love you, okay?" He made a small pause, clicking on the right keys on the remote control so the movie would finally start. Why did it take so long to find it today? "And I care about you, more than you'll probably ever be able to know. If you are uncomfortable and sad, I'm staying home, period." He just really wanted her to realize, she’s worth of love and worth of being cared about. She deserved everything. If Calum would be able to do that, he'd give her the world (and if he could, even the whole universe). Still focused on the TV and his mission to START THE MOVIE FOR GODS SAKE, he didn't notice the exact moment tears started to form in Milly’s eyes. It was only till he looked over to her, he saw the red eyes and the tears on her cheeks.

He softened his gave and let go of the remote control, causing it to fall down onto the little table, the sound echoing through the whole room, before he fully turned his whole body to his girlfriend and embraced her, making sure not to let go of her first. That’s what a good boyfriend does when his significant other cried, right?

She continued to cry in his arms. "I don’t deserve you. You are too good for me." Hugging him longer, she added a quiet "You make me all soft and mushy inside, you know that?" She whispered, confusing Calum. Was he supposed to take that last sentence as a compliment?

"Umm… that is a good thing, right?" He just had to make sure.

"Of course! You melt me, idiot!" She thankfully said, laughing uncontrollably. "Did you seriously think, I was insulting you?" Milly asked, giving him a questioning look.

"I don’t know what I thought, but thanks for the compliment I guess?"

"You know, you remind me of your 16 year old version right now, when we met in Lukes living room and he introduced you to me. You also were that awkward back then."

Calum couldn’t help himself, but laugh like a literal idiot.

He did remember that.

And she was right. God, he had been such an awkward boy. How did she even fall in love with a person as strange as him?

"To my defense, you were 3 years older than me and I immediately fell in love with you when I saw you. Of course I acted a little strange." It was true, he had felt the little sparkle in his chest grow bigger and bigger as Milly had continued to introduce herself to Micheal and him. It never stopped from there.

"Not only a little strange. A little much." She responded with a huge smile on her face, trying to hold back the laughter.

"Okay, enough. I feel humiliated." Calum loved making Milly smile with his sarcasm. These little funny moment when they’re messing with each other were his absolute favorite in their relationship anyways. It made him realize over and over again what she means to him and how boring his life would be without her by his side.

"Fine, since you can’t seem to start the movie, let me try it." She said, aggressively grabbing the remote control.

The rest of the night, they spend with watching the movie, talking about Calum’s tour and album and Milly’s new client and his current situation.

Oh how much he loved this woman.

Milly’s POV:

The next days were going by pretty slowly. I had to organize so much stuff in order to become the only owner of the company. It was a big and scary step, I never thought about having to take. But here I was, thinking about a new name for the law firm, changing the website, arranging a date for Melissa to sign her part of the company over to me.

Thankfully, Calum was allowed to follow along and come with me to the appointment. He helped me relax a bit.

The day after our movie night, he told me, he talked Micheal into changing the official date for the live stream and make it around 2 weeks later.

Unluckily, it was the exact day of the appointment with Melissa. Means, we wouldn’t get time to chill and think about the newest changes and directly had to drive to Micheals house and join the stream (that, by the way, already started).

We both obviously weren’t amused by it, but what should we do?

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"You okay?" Calum asked me, as we sat in his car after the appointment with my ex-colleague.

I was the only owner of my law firm.

My dream.

But it felt different than I imagined it 10 years ago.

"Yeah, why wouldn’t I be?" I responded.

"Milly, I can hear your heavy breathing, that isn’t a panic attack right?"

I had told Calum a few days ago about that moment where I got these flashbacks and nearly fainted. He thinks it was a panic attack.

I doubt it.

But he strongly believes it.

"No, just start driving. I'm okay." The truth was, I did feel a bit fuzzy, but it was a lot to process. Moments like that (big changes in my life) never had been easy for me to handle.

Calum grabbed my hand and slid his fingers through mine, making sure I knew he was there for me. I gave him a little smile as a response to his sweet gesture.

Arriving in front of Micheals house, he didn’t let go of my hand, even as Micheal opened the door, hugged both of us and leaded us inside to the room, filled with Luke, Ashton and Niall. All three of them smiled at us as we entered the room right behind Micheal.

"Look who we have here!" Micheal shouted and sat down on a chair, gesturing me and Calum to sit down between Niall and Luke on a red sofa.

"The famous Calum Hood and Milly Tomlinson!" Both of us waved to the screen and sat down on the sofa.

"You good?" Was the first thing Niall said to me. Did I look bad or something or why does everyone ask me that?

"Yeah, of course. Does something not look alright?"

He shrugged. "I don’t know, you just look a little pale and nervous. That’s all.“

I told Niall about my poor situation at work when he visited us 2 days ago to work on some music with Calum and the other boys.

"I own the company now." I said, not sure if the viewers on the stream could hear our quiet conversation.

The time passed by, I sat cuddled into Calum, not saying much on the stream. I admit that the thing overwhelmed me a little in combination with my new work situation and just was happy when I could finally go home.

The first thing I did, as soon as I returned home, was taking a shower and get into more comfortable clothes before I walked over to our bedroom and found Cal lying on his bed scrolling on his phone.

"Milly, the people love us.“ I gave him a confused look. What? They never liked me.

"What do you mean?" I responded, crawling into bed, to have a look at his phone.

"Micheal sent me screenshots from some comments on his instagram post where he thanked them for the awesome stream."

Looking over at his phone, I couldn’t believe my eyes.

"Millum = cutest couple ever"

"I hope Milly and Calum get married some day."

"Milly cuddled into Calum, literally couple goals."

"If my future boyfriend doesn’t treat me like Calum treats Milly, I don’t want him."

"Omg guys, did you see the small gestures Milly and Calum exchanged throughout the stream?"

Were only some of the best ones I could find.

"I love your fans, they’re the best." I said, handing the phone back to him.

"And I'm happy that they love my princess."

Yeah, I officially melted.

And that night, I made a decision.

I won't give up. Not yet.

I'll continue finding my parents.

Without googling their names though, it simply stressed me out too much and I won’t find out anything anyways, right?

There are other ways. I could for example just go back to the neighborhood where they lived years ago and try meet neighbors who maybe knew them.

I just needed to know more about the mysterious Holly Mathilda Vacker and Arthur Vacker.

My parents.

[the-last-f2p]

I have a few favourites but here is what I would do probably gonna split this into parts lol

TW: I will use I for what I would do but for scenarios I will use you lol.

Jean:

!Background!I have maimed Jean since I first got her (a year ago or a month after I started Genshin if you want to be precise) she is an all time maybe she is the first female character I simped for.

!what I would do!: Run out of the door hug her and get the lady some starbucks and a shirt ! Maybe some Netflix if shes not into that we can talk! If she's like wth is Netflix I would explain as well anything for Jean. If she wants to talk I guess I would introduce myself and hangout with her.

Scenario

You were just scrolling on tiktok for no apperent reason minding your own buissness until..... IS THAT SOUPEATERWILL ON MY FYP? AND MY GENSHIN FAV IS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE SHIRTLESS?! So you threw your phone and bolted to the door and ladies and gentelman there she was Jean Gunhildr who was shirtless but...

"OMG JEAN!" You scream and jump up and down.

"Wait how do you know my name?"

"Well..... You may or may not be my favourite video game character you might know me as (genshin username)."

"Honorary knight?!" Jean was pretty suprised of course she would be though

"Yeah......" A lot of scilence was followed until it started raining.

"Oh god... Its raining come on lets go inside and get you a shirt..."

"The rain won't slow me down! But a shirt would be nice." Jean then gave you a cute smile you were in fact dying on the inside from cuteness and Jean overload.

"So Jean do you wanna watch Netflix?" You hand Jean a shirt a flop onto your couch grabbing the remote.

"What is Netflix??" Jean looked hella confused.

"*explains Netflix cutely*" You then spent the next 3 hours watching Netflix and chatting to Jean. Jean now considers the Honary Knight one of her closest friends maybe even closer than Lisa maybe potentially her lover!

Tighanri:

!Background! I origannly didn't like Tighnari and thought he was just dendro Ganyu lol. But then something awoke in me I saw a fanfic about him and I was like woah.... He's acutallt hot. He's also another one of my Favs who I have collected On his first day out I filmed it I still have the footage if yalls wanna see.

!what would I do!: Smash ok no. Would probably stare at him for a minute he would have be the one to say something i'm pretty shy if ur not though you still stare at him beacuse hot. Anyway after that awkward situation he's helping me study bro is like smart and probably or cannonicly I can't remeber fucking amazing at biology and I'm terrible at it if biolgy is not your worst subject then k I'll use W/S = worst subject!

Scenario

You were just scrolling on tiktok for no apperent reason minding your own buissness until..... IS THAT SOUPEATERWILL ON MY FYP? AND MY GENSHIN FAV IS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE SHIRTLESS?! First word that came into your mind smash so you were about to type that in the comments until..

"Uhhh Hello??" Was that Tighnari?! Again you bolted to the door and he was shirtless.

2 minutes later

"So are you gonna let me in or???" Oh yeah you forgot about that

"Y-Yeah Ummm here!" You opened your door and explained that you were the traverller who came to Ghandarva Ville and that he was origanlly in a game.

Man was like IDC JUST GIVE ME A SHIRT! So you did but then it hit you...... YOU HAD A TEST ON W/S!!

"I am so sorry Tighnari but I have a test tommorow and i didn't study ! You can sleep in the guest room!!" You were going to run off but then.

"I wouldn't mind helping. After all you did help me albeit a bit slow."

You of course excepted his help! You got 100% on your test you were so happy you hugged Tighnari and petted his ears. But when you realized what you did and when he also did both of your faces went red it wasn't very pratical for people who just met yesterday!!

Little secret: Tighnari may or may not like you!

[the-fiction-witch]

Messuring P2

Media TMR

Character Newt 

Couple Newt X Reader

Rating Sweet + Funny

Concept Measuring 

I arrived at the meeting hall leaning on my usual post as everyone gathered in the hall, "What's going on?"I asked fry

"Y/n called the meeting" He shrugs

"Oh? someone been stealing her panties again?"

"She's finished her graph" Minho smirked

"Her graph? Ohhh yeah. I forgot she was even doing that" I blushed a little given she had come to meassure me a few days ago and of course... what happened between us when she measured me. And of course, everything between us since, as I had pretty much been sleeping in her bed this whole time since, and we were showering together every day. She was last in shutting the door behind her as she walked through to the center of the hall giving me a sweet smile

"I have finished my list," she says and quietly went across the room

"what list?" Chuck piped up

"You were excluded from this list Chuck you can go"

"I wanna be on the list"

"go" she demanded

he sighed and left the room leaving us all eagerly waiting

"So, I have completed my list, I have made sure its in order and I have completed the graph"

"Who won?" Was yelled from the back

"well third is a tie as David, fry, Lincoln, scott and jim are all the same height at 6'0" she explained and they all cheered at their joint third place

"Second place goes to Ben"

"Yes!" Ben smirked

"The winner of the tallest glade boy officially goes to Gally"

"yes! I told you I was taller than you shank!" Gally yelled to his fellow builders

"Alright settle down" Alby told them

"Third place in the longest cock, is a joint third between david and scott at 6.2" she smiled

"woooo double third! double third!" the two began to yell

"Okay okay," she laughs "Second place is again a joint position between Zart and Jim with 6.4" she smiled

I was a little in shock glancing to zart in shock a little in disbelief, and so did almost everyone else.

"and winner of the longest cock, in the glade" she smiled and the room, went utterly silent waiting for the answer "Is. Frypay with 6.5 inches" she smiled

"wooooooo!" he yelled excitedly everyone congratulating him

"And for everyone else, You may see the graph" She smiled putting her graph on the wall and of course everyone bolted to see where they listed

(Yes I did actually make this, I did do it. I had to. actually make it for you all.)

"What the hell! I'm eighth" Gally complained

"Ohhh I'm the smallest. in both categories" Sammy pouted

I didn't bother bolting over I didn't really care

"Don't you wanna know?" Y/n asks coming over

"Not really, I'm not too bothered" I shrug pulling her into a cuddle she smiled and cuddled into my hoddie

"Awww really?"

"Not bothered. it'll just make me feel bad about myself"

"Well I like you" she cooes "Just the way you and your appendages are"

"You do?"

"Umm there perfectly sized for me" she giggled nuzzling into my neck

"awww cute love"

"Shall we go and test out the perfection"

"yeah?"

"Ummm hummm let the boys fight, I want my favourite" she cooes tugging me out the hall.

[notreallyfineartzine]

Some thoughts on a foggy night

I came to consciousness in a cloud.

I watched what looked like arms snake away from my view as if they were 100s of feet long. It felt like my field of vision was increasing as the arms that were apparently mine appeared to get longer and longer.

The clouds that surrounded the edges of my view were dark grey and seemed to spiral inwards like a tunnel towards the center of my vision. At the end of the tunnel I could see a burning branch held tight in the hand that belonged to my body.

At first I couldn’t even feel fear. I didn’t know where I was, what was happening, or even who or what I was. I couldn’t be afraid because I didn’t have a sense of self that could process any emotions.

Someone was saying a name. My name. I had been talking. “You were saying what’s the thorn, bud, and petal to your rose today.” We had been playing a game Sam told us about where we had to list something challenging or bad that had happened to us today, something that was going to lead to change or being productive, and something positive and nice that had happened. I had said my thorn was that I had a lot of work to do and hadn’t been productive today. I hadn’t said my bud yet. “Are you good?”

All of a sudden it hit me. Fear unlike anything I had ever felt before. Panic coursing through every fiber of my body like a rush of the coldest freezing water imaginable. I felt the warmth drain from my face, hands, and feet as they instantly went numb and unresponsive. My chest seized up as I felt myself abruptly halt mid breathe and stop breathing. My stomach had a 1000 pound rock knotting up inside of it, pulling my chest inwards.

Fuck.

I immediately started fighting it. I was panicking, I wasn’t letting myself breathe, everything was spinning, and I felt nauseous. I wanted it to stop, I absolutely needed it to stop. The vibrations were so malicious. I was totally alone, yet those in the circle around me could see into my skull. James was judging me. Brian thought I was going to die. Alex and Julia thought it was funny. Sam was focusing on me too much. I knew all of this, even though no one had said a word. Or if they had I hadn’t heard them. If they did, I didn’t understand them. Or if I did, I forgot.

The sinking realization of what was happening felt like a black hole had opened in my chest and behind my eyes and was trying to pull me into its abyss.

I had watched Get Out a few days prior. The scene where Daniel Kaluuya falls back into his head through his eyes as if there’s an empty cavity behind them had really stuck with me. Now I felt it happening to me too. Every moment I felt myself slipping farther and farther back behind my eyes, into the empty, cavernous space that lurked inside of me. It wasn’t just a sensation or a metaphor. I felt the falling feeling, I saw my vision through the holes that made up my eyes growing distant each time I slipped back. I was terrified. I wanted this to stop.

“Hey.” “You were saying what’s the thorn, bud, and petal to your rose today.” “Hey, what’s wrong?”

“Uh nothing.” “I uh um uh I was gonna uh say what my bud um was I think right?” “I uh can’t really think. I was saying something.”

“It’s okay, take your time… what was your petal? What’s something good that happened today?”

“I ummm I uh I’m kinda freaking out right now.” “I don’t know what to do.”

“You don’t need to do anything. It’s okay. You’re fine.”

“Okay yeah uh I um yeah okay um yeah you’re right uh yeah uhhhh.”

“Here, I’ll say mine, just relax.”

The conversation and everyone around me melted away again. I was sitting on my skateboard so that I didn’t get my pants wet from the dew on the grass. The vibrations were all wrong. I needed to get off. I threw myself off the skateboard into the grass and grabbed handfuls of it with both hands to hold me down. I could feel myself being pulled up and into myself. I needed to stay here. I could feel the dirt being pushed up under my nails as I squeezed it like my life depended on it. Like my sanity depended on it. I felt a bug land on my neck. I felt it crawl around my skin, testing different areas, trying to decide where to bite me. I couldn’t do anything. I was paralyzed. The bug stayed there for what felt like hours before it finally bit me and flew off. I could feel heat and pain radiating in a circle from the bite on my neck. It came in waves.

I was staring at Spot. Spot was the name we gave the tree we were circled around, because it was the “spot” that we hung out at. Spot’s gone now. I was staring at Spot and watched as a river formed in the air around the trunk in an impossible shape. The river snaked around the trunk like a pink ribbon with the loop around the trunk except the streams never crossed. It was like an MC Escher painting. I couldn’t make sense of it.

As I stared more intensely at the river I saw a timeline of the events of my day leading up to how I got here. I had slept in. I had hung out with James and Leo. I had sat on Carly’s bed. I had played volleyball with Sam and Alex. I had seen someone squeezing a mattress out the window of a Gardens apartment, and the culprits had put their fingers to their lips and said it was a prank. I couldn’t make sense of what happened after that. The river faded away after the mattress. As the timeline of events flowed by, I couldn’t figure out how I’d gotten here.

I got distracted by the waves of pain and warmth coursing through me. I found myself falling into myself, focusing on my internal sensations too much.

I saw the Grateful Dead bears dancing around the base of Spot and I was terrified to tell anyone. That was so stereotypical. I didn’t want to sound stereotypical. I didn’t even know what I meant by that.

“What are you feeling, what are you seeing? How are you doing?”

“I uh I can think a little better now… I’m uh really stressed. I don’t want to say uh what I’m seeing it’s uh so stereotypical.”

“It’s okay how do you feel?”

“I feel like uh this warm feeling but it’s scaring me I uh can’t really get um away from it.”

“Focus on that warmth. Don’t fight it. Don’t try to run away. Feel the warm feeling in your chest and breathe it in and out. Let the warmth flow through you. Tell yourself you feel good. You will.”

That was good advice. But it was hard to follow. I looked up and the leaves of Spot seemed to be made of glass and move in rigid, unnatural patterns. I asked Brian if I could hug him. “Yeah sure buddy.” I wanted this to end so badly, but every time the thought crept in I had to let it float away from me or I’d fall into the panic again. The anxiety and fear came in ice cold waves, crashing over the back of my skull and soaking me to the bone, leaving me shivering and scared. The warmth from the burning sun in my chest would flare and pulse, warming me and sending me up and down like I was floating on a heat wave.

“I’m not gonna get up and sprint into the woods right now.” Did I just say that out loud? Why did I even think that? Where did that thought come from? “What?” Did they hear that? Did I say that?

“something something Cops.”

Panic again. I threw myself into the grass on my chest. I grabbed the grass even tighter. My fingers hurt from squeezing.

“Hey get up, it was just campus police driving by, we’re good. You look way more suspicious laying face down in the grass right now.” “We’re not doing anything wrong.” “We gotta walk now, come on.”

I don’t think I can walk anywhere. I don’t think I can go anywhere. I don’t think I can move an inch. The idea of possibly running into another human being outside of this small group of people I’m with is horrific. I know I can’t talk right now. I can barely think. I trust who I’m with now. Someone has weird vibrations but I’m shaking it off. I have more pressing concerns.

Now I’m walking through the grass towards the road. I’m holding Brian’s hand. Sam’s behind me taking a picture of us holding hands. It scares me that I’m being perceived but I don’t say anything. I ask Brian to hold my skateboard, I can’t bear the feeling of the grip tape against my fingers anymore. I keep saying phone, wallet, keys and patting my pockets to make sure I have everything. I don’t know if I’m saying it out loud or not. 

Walking is fascinating. For a minute or an hour, I can’t tell, the waves of fear and anxiety subside. Every step I take I feel as if my feet stay in the exact same position, but the ground undulates beneath me, sinking away from my feet and rising towards them like a balloon, as the entire earth moves like a treadmill beneath me. I’m standing totally still and the world is moving. I look up at the night sky and it’s a mosaic of fractal patterns angrily pulsating at me. The sky’s judging me. It’s angry. I’m falling into the pattern as I walk, being lifted up into the mosaic, losing my sense of grounding. I start sinking into this thought and have to pull myself out of my head again before the wave of panic crests over me and makes me gasp for air.

We’re at the look out, the plaza. I feel like I’ve fast traveled in a video game, but in the slowest way possible. Sam walks me over to the ledge and has me sit down. Now that I’m not doing something the waves of panic and fear start to rise and fall again. She asks me if I want to listen to music; I say yes. She puts on Mac Miller’s album, “Swimming,” I can’t remember if I asked her to do that or if she just knew. If she read my mind. I’m watching my friends dance around and chase each other through the plaza. It feels like they’re puppet actors on a kid’s stage and I’m watching a play. I feel myself falling into this thought too heavily and sinking again. With a massive effort, I yank my focus away and stare off into the distance at the lights of the library and the dorm. My dorm. The view looks like a cut out paper collage of images layered and stacked on each other like some sort of theatrical set or prop. Each lit up window looks like its own little box with a 3D image or video inside. Like its own little world or universe. There’s no sense of distance either. I could be feet away from the windows, floating above the trees, or miles away, looking through a telescope. I can’t tell the difference. I don’t know.

“I think I understand how people are religious.” I hope to god I didn’t say that out loud. That’s so corny. I hate myself for even thinking that. But I also kinda meant it. I really hate how stereotypical I sound. But the sky feels angry at me and reality seems like a play, so I really do understand how people could experience this and feel the need to explain it with a divine power. Maybe I’m just projecting. Maybe I wish I was religious. Maybe that’d make this easier. Less scary. If someone was in control, looking out for me.

“Perfecto” by Mac Miller’s playing. I’m sobbing. Mac Miller is sitting next to me on the ledge. He’s not saying anything, and I think I know he’s not really there, but I’m not thinking about that right now. I’m just listening to Perfecto bawling my eyes out, looking at Mac Miller. “Swimming’s” message seems to really fit this. You just have to float through life and hardship, staying above the water, but not necessarily leaving it. When waves come you have to keep your head above them, but you can’t get up and out of the water either. Life is staying afloat. Death is sinking or leaving it. Perfecto is so beautiful. “Well, it ain't perfect but I don't mind / Because it's worth it” “Yeah, as hard as it gets: cool, calm and collected / Holdin' my breath, this ain't what I expected” “I'm treadin' water, I swear / That if I drown, I don't care.” It all feels so relevant and significant. When the poem at the end plays, I feel unconscious. I’m sobbing even harder. It’s beautiful. I’m okay.

Now we’re on the tennis courts. I think we passed Joe and Tom at some point. I didn’t want them to know what was happening to me. We also saw Anna. I didn’t care if she knew. I don’t know why. I don’t know why they were all outside so late too. I have no idea what time it is, what time it was, but it seemed a weird hour to be out. Then again who am I to talk?

James left at some point. It bothered me that the people around me changed.

Sam’s doing cartwheels or yoga or something. She’s trying to get me to do it with her, but it takes too much effort and focus. She looks magic or like an elf or something, jumping around so much. I’m staring at the sky again. It seems a lot less angry but still intense.

It’s getting late. I need to go in my dorm for some reason. I’m worried everyone’s going to leave, but I’m the one leaving. I walk into the bathroom and stare in the mirror for a while. I didn’t have a beard before college. I have one now. It looks weird. Like not me. Not who I think I am. I’m really uncomfortable looking at myself in the mirror right now. But I can’t stop staring at the stranger staring back at me.

[yesyourstalker]

Ikkan: hey.... Is Neta in today

Mahi: welcome to rockshhhhhhhuuu hello ahem... Uhh welcome to RockShok how can I help you.... sir

Ikkan: someone sent me a text about Neta. Where is he?

Mahi: that was me..... he's in the bathroom he's been there all day. I gave him some food but he still won't come out.

Ikkan: what happened?

Mahi: ........................ oh.....uhhhh some kids brought their weapons into the shop and he told them to leave and I guess one of them accidentally fired off He freaked out and just went to the bathroom I think it hit him. He's been in there since.

Ikkan: ummm ok. Has he been acting differently recently?

Mahi: a little bit, he seems like he's on edge a lot shows up late or doesn't show up at all. He's been zoning out too just starting at nothi-

Ikkan: I've heard enough I'll see what I can do.

[Bathroom]

Ikkan: Neta.... what's going on? You haven't been responding to me when I text you or pick up when I call you are you okay......... What are you doing?

Neta: I'm eating... You look different. You grew your hair out babe? looks nice.

Ikkan: yoooouuuu look...... different too

Neta: yeah heh.... I went up three pant sizes since I moved but you know....... What ever. How are you?

Ikkan: *sigh* I'm doing okay mind if I sit here?

Neta: I don't mind

Ikkan.....................

Neta: (eating)

Ikkan: ..............are you ok?

Neta: I'm fine my doctor said I needed to gain weight anyway so

Ikkan: please stop dodging the question you know what I meant.

Neta: I'm fine! Ok. Nothing is wrong.

Ikkan: You're not fine, you look like shit and something is wrong and until you admit it I'm not leaving.

Neta: That's great! I don't want you to leave, I missed you. You can stay as long as you want.

Ikkan: ugh why do you get so difficult when you're like this?

Neta: like what?! What are you talking about?

Ikkan: you know exactly what I'm talking about! Look at you! You're avoiding others you look like you haven't been sleeping or showering.

Neta: I shower

Ikkan: standing under the water for an hour staring at nothing doesn't count ........ What happened in the shop today?

Neta: *sigh* some shit kid forgot to put his safety on his weapon and it went off It just grazed me that's it.

Ikkan: and then what happened?

Neta: I got startled and I left this situation.

Ikkan: did you have a flash back or an episode or something

Neta: just a little one.............I'm fine. I honestly stayed here for so long because I'm too embarrassed to leave................ (Voice crack) I feel so stupid....... I shouldn't be acting like this

Ikkan: hay... Hey it's ok. You shouldn't feel stupid for needing help.

Neta: I know! I know that! That's why I feel so stupid... Instead of doing anything I just let myself deteriorate..... I don't ask for help or tell anyone and then I get defensive when it's offered to me! I hate it. I can't sleep everybody and everything agitates me. I feel every thing all at once or I feel nothing at all and it's overwhelming and consuming. (Sobbing)

(45 minutes of crying later)

Neta:...................

Ikkan:............…..

Neta: I've been having that one nightmare again

Ikkan: the n- zap kid?

Neta: no. The pit.

Ikkan: hmm

Neta: you know sometimes it feels like I never left that pit. I'm still there and my mind is just making up this whole world just to keep my sanity.

Ikkan: well let me assure you it's not true. I'm real and you're here with me. On the surprisingly clean bathroom floor.

Neta: hehehe I keep my store clean babe............... Sorry I haven't been calling. They didn't want to burden you with my shit going on

Ikkan: what would you ever think I'd see you as a burden.

Neta: just feels like it. You're busy, you're touring, writing songs, doing interviews....... Trying to grow a mustache.... hehehe

Ikkan: heh.. shut up

Neta: you don't want to hear your ex-boyfriend crying on the phone because he dropped his cereal bowl

Ikkan: I would actually...... I really would. I have no qualms listening to your problems no matter how dumb you think they are

Neta: really ?

Ikkan: really

(20 minutes of silence)

Neta: *sigh* *sniff* ok uhhhh. I need to get up my knees are starting to hurt, I think I got snot on your shirt I'm sorry...

Ikkan: It's okay.... It's actually your shirt.

Neta: awww that is mine............ .

Ikkan: ................

Neta: anyway..I think I'm ok now...... I just need to let all that out

Ikkan : I don't think so you really should talk to a professional

Neta: I have a therapist-well had. she doesn't Make appointments this far she doesn't do FaceTime...... I guess I need to find a new one. There are not a lot of octolings that live out here and ........ugh... I want an octoling. Plus my shop I'm busy I just haven't had the time to fix all of...... this

Ikkan: I can help you with anything you need

Neta: babe you're not going to fly all the way over here just to help me........... How did you get here so fast?

Ikkan: I was already in the area. Diss-pair is moving to saltwater records. My contract with ink towers ended. Remember that's why we broke up I wasn't able to leave Inkopolis at the time.

Neta: oh yeah that's right

Ikkan: yeah so I decided to move closer to you....... I was going to wait until next week to surprise you at work but then I got this weird text saying that you weren't doing so well so I decided to come early.....

Neta: You're moving here? like staying?

Ikkan: I've been looking at houses in the area-

Neta: you can stay with me in my apartment. Cirrina is in boarding school but she's going to lose it when she sees you're back

Ikkan: that would be nice how big is your apartment

Neta: two bedroom one bath I just bought a new microwave and the landlord just fixed The ice machine!

Ikkan:........................ How about I buy a house and you move in with me?

Neta: That's great too!.......... Is.... Marriage to the table are we back together? what-what are we doing?

Ikkan: I don't know......... Maybe I need to settle into this new place. You can show me around places maybe help me find the place to live and we'll see what happens......

Neta: ok...... ok I like that idea....

Ikkan: ok

Neta: ok........... Is that my bass?

Ikkan: yeah! Yeah uhh I was um... Wondering if you wanted it back... It's not in the best condition as it used to be. The paints kind of coming off the strap is worn away.....uh. I see mine is doing just fine .....behind glass. you don't play it?

Neta: I play it sometimes when it's a slow day I like to play it.

Ikkan: that's good..... So you want it back? Since I'm gonna be here.......apparently now I'm going to be living with you I didn't plan on that- I mean I did think about it you know I thought about it a LOT........ I'm sorry I-

Neta: I think you should keep it.....for now...

Ikkan: okay are you sure

Neta: yeah I'm sure it's in good hands.... Love you

(kiss)

Ikkan: love you too................ Warabi is also moving here

Neta: ugh...

Ikkan: be nice

Neta: I'll try.

Ikkan: We've been standing in this bathroom for too long

Neta: yeah let's get out of here I got a close shop anyway.

(epilogue)

Neta: okay everything is fine now. you don't need to close up shop today I can do it myself Go home.

Mahi: ok boss I'll see you tomorrow- owe- oh sorry uhhhh

Ikkan: you must be Mahi?

Mahi: yes

Ikkan: Neta told me a lot about you you seem like a really good employee

Mahi: yes

Ikkan: well.......... it's nice meeting you Mahi. this might not be the last time you see me in the store

Mahi: yes

Ikkan: yeah ok.... I don't know how to respond to that

Neta: Mahi go home!

Mahi: WAIT! I have one question.

Ikkan: what is it

Mahi: why does Neta have you under baby girl in his phone?

Ikkan:........................ I think you should go home

Mahi belongs to @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

you should draw neta sitting on the bathroom floor eating ramen silently crying

I got to go to work when I get back tho I'm going to draw this