#UR A LIL SHIT KEN

[livio-the-doublefang]

I already said my piece and I'd ask you to marry me if I could. But I just wanna say ilu and you have ruined me with this ship. Fuck u. Hope that's enough positivity for ya. <33333

no fuck u for NOT TELLING ME ABOUT BB AND STEVEN AND THEN LAUGHING AT ME FOR 5 HOURS AN THEN SENDING ME FANART OF STEVN AND NICI AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH no fuck u??? i lov u??? marry me???? -throws sock full of pennies at but lovingly-

[octuscle]

InstaMorph

InstaMorph was not actually supposed to be released in the AppStores. The beta test phase was not even close to being completed. But somehow the app had ended up in the stores. And even though it was an insider tip, an active user community quickly developed. Very few users were probably aware that what the app did was not just digital…

The way it worked was simple: people used Instagram as normal. But the comments were exclusively visible to Instamorph users. And the comments changed what you saw in the posts. Digitally. But also in the real world!

Steven and Ronald were not at all happy about being photographed by a magazine photographer on their way to the opera. Ronald's father, the two of them, was already thinking about calling him to file a lawsuit for violation of personal rights. By that time, the picture of the two of them had long been online with the caption “Young opera fans on their way to a glamorous premiere”. This sealed their fate.

The 2 of dem r quite kawaii, but they look liek they have a sticc up their ass

yea, a lil looser wud b dope.

the 2 of dem lacc the rite cocky attitude. The tuxedo is dope, but u have 2 fill it out

send deez 2 bacc 2 school! they need 2 mor yrs of lyfe experience. And they shud get it @ the gym

whomst the hell goes 2 an opera premiere? a movie premier wud b much cooler!

Steven and Ronald got dizzy. “Bro, do you also have the feeling that we've overdone it in training?” Steven asked his buddy. He gave him a friendly punch on the shoulder. “Dude, you know you look even better in a tuxedo when you've pumped up your chest and biceps!”

Somehow still far 2 clean!

wat kinda movie premier is dis supposed 2 b? looks totally lame

wdy think of the red carpet @ a boxing match?

lit idea! and deez 2 r such fighters!

lit muscles and dope tattoos. Tht wud b poggers!

Their tuxedos vanished into thin air. Their hairstyles screamed “boy from the slums”. School education? Manners? The two of them became full-on jocks from the boxing gym!

“That's it!” “Let the muscles play!” “Give me a killer smile!” “Come on, do a double bicep pose!” Steve and Ron knew the drill. The camera loved them. And they loved the camera. Sure, they needed to work well together. Their business as personal trainers and fitness influencers could only remain successful if they were not only present on their own channels. An appearance like this before a boxing match was important for their image. And that's why they walked the red carpet half naked at 10 degrees Celsius with nipples as hard as steel.

I find dem boring

u name it, interchangeable liek barbie's ken

what if they wer older?

damn, thats a lit idea! such lit muscle daddies

silver foxes made flesh

hey, muscle dilf! show meh ur magnificent cock!

Steve and Ron smiled at the photographers and struck a pose. Most of the youngsters could have been their sons. Although, if they were their sons, the first question would have been who the mother should have been. Shit, they'd never stuck their cocks in a wet cunt. They were both into concrete asses and steel hard cocks. And apart from that, they would have beaten the sissies to the gym on the edge of the red carpet as teenagers. Steve and Ron were icons in the fitness scene. The two had already made a fortune with fitness videos and nutritional supplements before the word 'influencer' had even been invented. The two were in high spirits at the opening of the 100th branch of their Boxing Gym chain. It was going to be a great party. And plenty of fresh meat begging to be fucked by them according to all the rules of the art. Such bodies in combination with so much experience in bed could only be offered by these two. And the boys stood in line at attention for that.

[xotication]

i swear i’ll stfu abt kaneki at some point but OMGGG he’s just so boyfriend, i can’t.

kaneki is so obsessed with you. like you are his entire life in a being nd everyone around him knows it.

you know he loves you & all but he always surprises you with the extent that his love can go.. like one day he was on tiktok nd saw those silly couples with their silly lil matching “i love my bf” nd “i love my gf” shirts.. so he bought them for you two.. he has no clue how much it actually meant to you though.

another time he noticed your hand was so bare nd made it his mission to change that. HE BOUGHT YOU THE PRETTIEST FUCKEN PROMISE RING OMG.

like stfu rn.. he literally got on a knee & everything…. you were SCARED but he said it was his promise that he’d be your husband one day, nd that until then he’s gonna be there for you forever nd ever nd ever nd ever nd bla bla all that good stuff. he even bought a ring with your name on it & he does NOT. take that shit off. he doesn’t care if she’s showering, cooking, washing his hands.. anything.

“kaneki you can take it off. it’s gonna get all scratched nd stuff if you don’t”

“i don’t care, i’ll just buy a new one.. i don’t wanna take it off” HE SAYS WITH A FUCKEN POUT. like stop, i’ll rip ur face off.. i can’t ..

kaneki always talks about you as well, nd he doesn’t even realize it. it’s just that he spends all his time with you nd everything he does.. IS for YOU. so it’s just in his nature to talk abt someone he loves that much. for example:

“just started this new anime, it’s pretty interesting so far..”

“wait what’s it called again?”

“attack on titan”

“oh.. y/n tells me about it all the time. she says the plot twist is really intense..”

& HE’LL JUST RAMBLEEEEE, like get this man a mirror bc he might as well just be talking to his own reflection, all that just for the person to say ..

“who’s y/n..?”

“my girlfriend”

like poor baby is making things awkward for himself but he doesn’t have anything else to talk abt.. other than maybe video games.

anyway, i’m saying all this to say.

one day kaneki had told you he’d be out nd about, so you shouldn’t really wait up on him. you didn’t think anything of it, he’s his own person nd stuff like that.

a couple hours passed & finally he comes through the front door. he gives you a kiss but you’re confused when you see black plastic wrap on his neck.

“ken, what is that..?”

“promise you won’t be mad.”

“don’t fucking play with me.. what is it?”

“just promise me!”

“fine. i promise i won’t get mad”

after that he slowly peels off the tape nd the wrap, wincing here & there.. when it’s finally off you can see that it’s your name.

YOUR FUCKING NAME.

HELLOOOOO?!?!?!

“why’re we silent.. do you not like it? are you mad..?”

you literally jump on this man.

“i love it but why did you do that?!”

“why wouldn’t i? i’m not even done yet, next i’ll get it across my forehead”

he says it with a smile & you think he’s joking. but he’s completely fucken serious.

later down the line he even gets your lips tatted on his v-line. like omg. everything about this man is just so yummy?!?!?!

the SECOND that shit heals, he posts a slutty ass pic with the tattoo on display & so many girls unfollowed him after seeing that & your name on his neck..

the hoes were mad.. 😭

[chidxrita]

DePersonified 3 bonus redesigns

by someones request, i made ken and strega in my au!!!

Ken doesnt really have a lore, hes just a lil kid fucking around with older kids. I wanted to make him as someones little cousin but idk whos so drop ur requesrs

Strega on the other hand r just junkies. since there are no evokers and any other shit, theyre just losers sitting on some abandoned stairs in some dark alley. They arent really happy w their life, but theyre happy with eachother, cuties!

Idk what should i say more, drop some request on what should i draw🙏

[nightcolorz]

Ok I’m gonna make a list of cod characters that are similar to iwtv characters and how I think they would interact because combining me and my best friends special interests is like my autism love language

This is book iwtv ver btw

Soap and lestat would get along cuz in the cod fandom soap is characterized as a lil bit of a woman’s man but is secretly even MORE of a man’s man like lestat, but he’s also EXTREMELY similar to graves in that they’re both sassy ass antagonistic blondes that I have a crush on

Ghost and Louis would get along cuz they’re both introverted as shit and love black but also because of their similarities in how they feel after they kill, and because of their uncontrolled and often conflicted feelings about their “partners”

Younger daniel is more like hesh while present Daniel is more like price. Price because of their older age compared to their peers/partners and also their VERY similar mentality of being slightly short tempered and their desire for seeking truth. Hesh because he’s more of a laid back guy within the force, often feeling like he’s not as good or not as similar as his family/partners

Armand is similar to roach in the way that they are directed to almost blindly follow orders by their superiors, only to find out that they have been used. They also both have autism

Sorry if some of these r a little off on the iwtv side I haven’t read some iwtv content in a good while

Big daddy loves you princess 🩷🏳️‍🌈

IM GONNA SCREAM AND DIE (in the positive sense) THESE DESCRIPTIONS ARE SO ACCURATE

“Women’s man who’s secretly even more of a man’s man” is the most lestat thing ever. Is soap also intimidated by women bcus he’s stupid so he has a preference for men bcus that is lestat canon lmao. Also ur a faggot

I want ghost and Louis to violently make out as they ruminate over their shared guilt and self hatred. Hot! Also soap x ghost x Louis x lestat threesome.

u get Daniel so well I’m gonna spread u open right here right now 🙏🙏 lubing u up as we speak. He is literally all of that just RRRHHGHH!!

“Armand is similar to roach in the way that they are directed to almost blindly follow orders by their superiors, only to find out that they have been used.”—-unexpectedly poetic and extremely accurately and heartbreaking. Also they have autism we all say in unison

none of these were off even a little bit off ur a genius and ur my fuck toy and I love u and I’m spreading my downstairs lips open for u rn . I love ur asks and I love smashing together our autism like the ken dolls of an eight year old discovering his blooming sexuality. Pls meet me in the storage closet and bring olive oil

[johnslittlespoon]

I love your bucky is dog fic so much!!! I reread it all the time it's so heart-warming and funny and just ahhh so good!! refreshing ao3 patiently and excitingly waiting for more<33

(a BIG mix of non–brainrot asks so i don't spam the timeline <33 some of these are from so long ago i'm so sorry. also lil disclaimer at the end about some specific asks i've been getting recently and why i won't be answering them! x)

1) !!?? you REREAD IT?? my heart wtf that's so sweet??? 😭💗 THANK U SM i will do my best to not let u down with future chapters even if shit gets a little bit angstier SDJKG <33

2) LMAO backseat gala–ing from the comfort of a couch 😭 judging the outfits as if they don't show up in plain tuxes half the time <3

3) <3333 thank u omg sjgkdk i'm so happy if my lack of stfu ability brings any bit of joy to anyone LOL

4) ILY THX LEGEND @air-exec u enable me too much <33

5) ALWAYS HAPPY TO INDULGE!! thank u for indulging my constantly rotting brain ur so kind 😭 <333

6) yaurrr i think it's just bc i do Not enjoy being around children LMAO i can't ever get into pregnancy/family dynamic type fics in general, i wish i could tho bc they're so wholesome :') but YEAH exactly ugh. it's like. the action of talking about it, especially when it's unattainable, is so intimate bc it's like an "i love you this much" thing. but it's also so hot bc the possession of it (and possible feminization depending on the pairing) sighhh

also i feel that sooo hard, sometimes you just gotta go where ur writing heart takes u yk? it's hard to write something if ur not fully invested :') and omg stop i WILL cry. 😭💗 wtf. thank YOU!! ofc i would read!! some ideas just /hit/ and urs is one of them <33 but also yes omg it's UP there (if not at the top) on my list of pwps i wanna write once i finish yad(iym) <33 thank you for sharing urs too and sending u good writing vibes regardless of what u write!!

7) GAHH this ones been on my ao3 read later since u sent this ask in!!! i literally have started a doc with links to moots fics i need to read/general fics i've stumbled across that look good and this one is for sure going in it. i do love reading sooo much, i just have the hell combo of adhd and dyslexia but i did start concerta a couple weeks ago which has def made it a bit easier to read lmfao thank fuck.

i think i just get in this headspace where i'm either a reader or a writer when i'm working on smth, idk if anyone else does this? i have a hard time slipping btwn both mindsets, i'm usually locked in on one at a time LOL but i need to get my shit together bc fuck everyone in this fandom writes so damn good and i want to leave long essays on all the fics and hype people up <33 i think once i finish the dog fic i'll take a few days to just consume my reading list to celebrate SJDGK

also omg i can't believe this ask is from before i even posted it that's crazyyy MY BAD. thank u and also that made me giggle JSKDG if that's my legacy in this fandom i'm honestly so happy ab that okay dog coded bucky is everything to me and i will do whatever i can to do him justice <333 and thank u again for the rec!

8) [ X ] UGHHH stop mammal RUINED me. he's soososoo pretty i want to die i think about that barry era as curt in the motaverse so often it makes me sick. i love pretty twinks!! xx (i have a whole motaverse au curtbucky where curt looks like 2012–ish barry and he's ken's age and they're cute lil mechanics together and it's so stupidly elaborate and niche and maybe i'll do smth w it one day who knows)

9) this is very sweet and i do appreciate you respecting my boundaries! thank you <3 i think a lot of people get annoyed at adults asking minors not to interact with nsfw posts on here bc the argument is always "they're gonna look even if you ask them not to" which, yeah, true! i was a teenager growing up online, i sure as hell did not let 18+ warnings stop me ever lmfaoo. i'm not telling minors to stay off my account because ik if people wanna find specific content, they're gonna find it. if teens are learning ab gay sex thru my blog, then at least they're learning ab it from a gay man who tries to keep things realistic in fic and who isn't a creep LOL.

that being said, i more so bar off minors interacting with my nsfw posts/writing bc i personally just feel uncomfortable discussing stuff like that with anyone who isn't an adult, and sometimes i don't have the time to check bios for ages (or sometimes bios don't have ages) before i reply to comments or whatever, so it's just easier to ask that y'all stick to the sfw so i don't accidentally brainrot some cooked shit with a child JSDJKG bc i would feel icky. i hope you understand <3

10) IT MAKES ME SICKKK. not only that, but when i was rewatching it with my irl last week, i realized that in e5 when bucky's smoking in the plane after gale goes down, he's sitting in the right (gale's) seat, which i'm pretty sure he doesn't do at any other time :((( like he was trying to be close to him in anyway he could </3

11) omg i've been meaning to watch that just to get a better inside look at stuff for world building purposes lmaooo but that sounds so wholesome :( i read that a lot of the guys would get real sad/touchy around holidays (obviously), so i could see a oneshot where one of them takes it upon themselves to try and cheer everyone up the best they can under their circumstances. a little found family holiday </33

12) thank u for the rec!! i'm suuuch a slow reader, i'm still working my way thru the actual mota book LOL but i've added this to my reading list <3 i think i might've actually read a couple excerpts from that one in doing research for my fic and it looks really interesting (and heartbreaking) so i'm sure i'll pick up a copy eventually :^)

13) oh 100% agree!! as someone who already isn't super interested in fashion/pop–culture, i find it very hard to look at the men's outfits and be blown away by any of them LOL but the women?? insane. was losing it over lana and zendaya's fits tonight ngl. hunter had me in a chokehold with last year's <3 tangent alright i always say this to my friends but i'm just jealous in general that women have so many more options in terms of clothes like.

okay listen i know i can leave my house in a skirt or crop top or whatever and a lot more guys are def starting to feel comfortable doing so. but i also enjoy not worrying about getting jumped or looked at funny! it's a lot safer than it used to be to do so, even in my small ass conservative town i'll sometimes put on some dangly earrings or a bit of rodrick–liner SJKDG but that doesn't mean it's normalized yet or whatever. point being that i wish it was because men's outfits would be sm more exciting at these fashion events if they had a wider range of options too!

but that aside, absolutely. until that changes, really it's not that hard for the men who are going with women (who don't want to go crazy with their outfits/who are more lowkey like you said) to just. wear something nice and on theme that compliments their partner's outfit and they'll be FINE. anything is better than something boring with no effort; effort doesn't have to equal crazy and fancy and elaborate. like austin's 2022 look has always been a standout to me because it was still a really nice look (even if it was simple) and it also worked so well because of who he had at his side. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but i also literally don't know shit ab fashion so i rly shouldn't be speaking on it LOL. i just know some things make me go oh no and some make me go YUM

and that's probs the last i'll post about the met bc i rly don't care thaaaat much, i was just happy to see barry since he wasn't at the panel this weekend <3

OKAY THAT WAS SO MUCH I'M SORRY. i just felt really bad bc some of those have been sitting in my inbox for months bc i was waiting to compile them all into a post like this :-) but also one last thing, idk if it's bc of me stepping out of mota to talk ab the emmy stuff/the met this week, but i've had a couple gossip/drama(?) asks and i just wanna say rn that i won't be posting stuff like that, even though they've been worded kindly! one, because i rly only post about fic/brainrot/mota–fandom related stuff here (aside from rare exceptions like today lol). and two, because as much as i adore our boys and try to keep up with the things they're up to, i personally don't vibe with speculating about them (esp if it's in a way that kinda. forgets they are grown men who probably don't think twice ab some of the stuff that people think they do lolol). i have no issue with people who do like to talk ab that stuff, i follow update blogs and think it's totally fine as long as it's done respectfully! i just don't feel like talking about gossip fits the vibe here and frankly i don't care enough about what goes on behind the scenes half the time; i'm just here to create and support and be insane. <33 that's all, just wanted to say that so ppl aren't waiting to have those asks answered/aren't sending more in! x

[gettinshiggywithit]

!Kirishima x Artist!Reader!

Scenario:- kiri with an s/o who’s an artist!

Pairing:- kirishima x gn!reader

Type:- headcannons

I imagine you working on the couch while kiri comes back from a mission

Hes tired and waiting to see the one person he loves most but ur complete fixated on your screen

Hed just come up behind you and sorta just bury his face in the crook of ur neck from behind the couch,his arms going to wrap around you

But soon he lets go to go and clean up

If ur still working when he comes back he doesn’t disturb you but just sits on the couch beside you,simply basking in your presence

He’s 100% you’re model

Need a pose and cant find a reference??

KIRI TO THE RESCUEEE

If youre ever feeling insecure about your art too he’d completely shut down your insecurities

Not with blind positivity

But with actually good points

Telling you that you shouldn’t compare your art to others because a) your style and speed is unique to you and no one does it like you b) the best part about art is to have fun and the moment you stop overthinking it’ll be fine

Also while he can appreciate good art nothing looks better in his eyes than your art!

Other stuff just doesn’t hit him the same way urs does

Is it because he loves you and therefore your work just has the same hold on him that you do?

Or is it just that he has a great And unbiased eye for art?(yes)

I guess we’ll never know!(oh but we dooo)

Oh also a really good point that the loml( @cloudy-zephyr) brought up,

HE WOULD DEFINITELY SHUT DOWN ALL THE BITCHES THAT SAY ART ISNT A REAL JOB OR THAT ITS EASY

If anyone even insinuates that

Buddy just gets offended af

I doubt hed cause a scene just for an off handed comment but if the offender keep goin on he’d 100% step in with a forceful and passionate couner-argument

Oh also imagine like if you ever get messages on ur socials asking for free art and you’re just LOSING IT, (because honestly entitled karens and kens are genuinely tiring to deal with🤬)

Kiri will definitely just ask for your phone and then ask you to go take a nicee warm bath to calm urself

When you come back out,the entitled folk are all dealt with! (Buddy basically just killed em with kindness and the way he handled em left no room for it to be turned on you to make u look like the bad guy!)

Also i can totes imagine you teaching him how to draw🥺

He’d be such a keen and enthusiastic learner tooo😩

God Bless this man honestly!

And i def think that all around your apartment,theref be framed pictures of your art

And youve even hung up a few of his!

He thinks they dont look good enough to which you reply with the same stuff he tells you

His style and speed are unique to him and you wouldn’t change anything for the world🥰

He kisses you on the lips and spins you around at that

I WILL ONCE AGAIN SAY THIS BECAUSE NO ONE CAN EVER SAY IT TOO MUCH

THIS MANN IS A GODDAM BLESSINGG(HES LIKE TOM HIDDLESTON IN FICTION!!)

~The end

!Wait bonus point!

I feel like at some point when the rest of the bakusquad learns of your art and how great it is they all ask you for lessons and then you have like this workshop where all the pieces created in the day go to a charity project(like raise money for kids in need and stuff cos Holy Shit does celebrity art get a lot of money) or to a lil room in your home which acts as a lil gallery for all your little group art projects!!

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Tagging:- @izueli

please dont repost my work here as your own on any platform all rights belong to me except that of the mha characters used,their right belong to their respective owners.but this story? mine.

feedback,likes,reblogs and comments are so very appreciated tbh :’)i hope you enjoyed and ill catch ya next time!

Comments & Reblogs w/ tags >>>>>>>>>>>likes please

[solradguy]

I just watched tbe barbie movie and oh my god it was sooooo good, it was a lil 2 rel5able as a literal living doll in this head tho also srry for vad spelling today I'm having some sort of episode ig- anyway like??? great movie- ik some say it's not really for kids but I disagree I think it balance adult stuff and kids stuff well isn't super lime political (as in it doesn't go far I to the politics, more service, good for older kids and generally nice as a starter for movie honestly- also hot take kids aren't stupid and if you raise ur kids decent well I think some of the adult stuff is honestly kinda good for them- kids especially girls deserve to see themselves be able to speak up against shit and see what goes on around them isn't ok- anyway) it's also just really well acted??? the movies genuinely funny- and it straight made me ball at sections, especially when I could hear kids laughing or gasping or whatever at certain sections- also the inclusivity being there but not like cringe gimmie woke points kinda vibe is incredible- they give spotlights 2 multiple different minorities w/o making it a huge deal and balance how real people would react well- also like??? they portray ppl well imo- like yea it's not bad- kids are always portrayed so odd but in this movie it honestly felt pretty decently real- some parts were kinda odd but overall?? banger asf- I love barbie ~Punpkin anon (I'd love 2 draw like- gg characters as the different barbie characters- it'd be so fun- we can have sol and jacko as the main barbie and Ken it'd be great. idk who's the most forgotten gg character but he can be Allen and we'll all forget 2 care about him <3)

I wanna see the Barbie movie so BAAAAADDDD dying waiting for it to come out on streaming or whatever so I can rip it and watch it at home lol Everything I've heard about it sounds like the studio and actors really put their hearts into it

Allen can be Tyr lol

[cheemken]

can we pls hve wholesome dia hcs🥺

cld b in ur au or nah i just lve ur hcs

Y'know what,, sure as a treat hahah

This ain't in the villain au tho, cause idt anything abt that au is wholesome hahahah

Anyways have some wholesome Dia hcs uwu

•dont be fooled, she is impulsive as shit, and low-key a fuckin gremlin

-like the amount of times she and Geeta got in trouble back then in Paldea was insane, good thing they were wearing disguises and no one recognized them

•yknow w that, I wanna say that Diantha and Geeta when not together basically just embody what the public see em as (Kalos' angel and Paldea's Top Champion)

-the moment these two are together tho? They have one working braincell and neither of em are using it

-legitimately tho, like Geeta visits Dia in Kalos, the two be having cake vibing since ofc disguises, no one knows it's them

-and then Dia's all "dyou think I can eat three whole cakes by myself or is that some human hubris that will be the root of my downfall."

"four cakes or you're a coward."

"BET"

-so hey Dia spent the afternoon sick as fuck w a stomachache

•pls your honour I think Diantha deserves to be a lil silly, a lil goofy, she deserves it

•anyways yeah Siebold had to bail them out of jail one time

-bc Geeta was curious what she'd look like in her mugshot, and Dia's all "well, we should still look good when we get arrested" so imagine Geeta wearing a fuckin tux and Dia's wearing her Diancie dress and both of em are like Ken in that scene from Barbie hahaha

-again, disguises, so they were filed under their fake names and the police thought they were Siebold's foreign friends bc of fucking course

-bonus points "remember, if we ever get caught, neither of us can speak Galarian or Unovan, okay?"

"understood"

•fuckin love platonic pairings man I always have a soft spot for it so hey, imagine them just being there for each other

-despite the distance, despite the fact that they're both busy champions, they still manage to find time to check in on the other to see if they're okay

-and when they're together imagine them just vibing at Dia's own home, watching whatever horror movie Geeta just discovered, and they just cuddle and it's so soft and jcmdbdnd

-"if you were in a horror movie, you might be the final girl"

"really? I always thought I'd be the one to die first, or the one to suddenly open something cursed"

"that's not what I meant, you're pretty, so of course they'd let you live"

"is that really all it takes for me to live in a horror movie?"

"yeah"

"huh... We should test that theory"

"oh, definitely"

-her audition wasn't accepted bc the directors and such just couldn't see her playing in a horror movie

-Diantha and Geeta have never been so disappointed in their lives

-they ended up making their own movie w the other champions, and they ended up making a found footage horror

-a lot of people actually liked it

•since Geeta really loves horror movies, she and Diantha are immune to jumpscares and anything remotely gory or scary at this point

-they could watch any horror movie in the big screen and neither of em will flinch, all while the other champions are hiding behind their popcorn boxes

Anyways yeah hahaha

[ventoaureomii]

redoing this

ab ur fav schizophrenic goth jojo fan but despite all this my fav color is still pink

about me :

my name is miisha but i also get nicknamed as miimi and miishmish , my pronouns r she/her yes i have dark red hair and pronouns ,, and i’m 🧡🤍💗. my main interest is jjba and my fav is obviously narancia , i have adhd so it’s my hyperfixation and i will talk ab it constantly . i also a few mental health diagnosises due to my trauma so my blog is fully a safe place for anyone suffering like me . usually i only shitpost , hornypost or jjbapost but sometimes i will mention that stuff as a joke pls dont be uncomfortable it’s how i cope bc it’s FUNNY also pls laugh at it

leo sun , aries moon , leo rising , leo venus , scorpio lilith

notable stuff : i have bpd , adhd and schizophrenia/ psychosis spec , all of it apart from adhd was caused by severe trauma but i’m getting help :) . i suffer w ana since i was a child on and off and it’s currently back sadly but i do not encourage it , i encourage recovery . i’ve had anger issues due to my bpd since a child and had to have years of counselling and anger management to counter it . psychosis / psychosis spec isn’t psychopathy at all PLEASE educate urself on differences . i talk ab my trauma and mental health past so tw for : sa trauma since age 8 , grief , sh , suicide attempt , grooming , substance abuse for me and others , daddy issues in many ways?? idk how else to describe it without trauma dumping bc it’s deep😭😭

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jojos :

my main interest is jojos bizarre adventure so i have to do a big section on it:

fav characters :

narancia, mista , gyro , fugo , iggy

honorable mention : rohan , kakyoin , avdol , okuyasu

fav part : part 5 obviously and part 7 bc sbr peak , but also part 2 , idc if there is no stands the hamon stuff in that part was cool asf

fav stand : purple haze bc fugo not being able to control it to represent his anger resonated to me so hard and it made me UPSET but also killer queen bc looks like a cat , pet cat plant inside , BOMBS😁 but also golden experience requiem bc wow . unpopular opinion but i LOVE cream starter too

fav jojo : ,, what if i told u my fav jojos were giorno and jolyne , you bitches are sexist bc jolyne is amazing and u just hate her bc you’re all gay and wanna see buff men . i’m 🧡🤍💗 and wanna see a pretty woman so we even out but jolyne hate is not wanted i love her not just bc she’s a woman too . ppl who think giorno is boring can’t talk bc they have the personality of a wet paper towel he’s so likable and golden experience requiem is one of the coolest stands ever

fav jobro : gyro + caesar , my favs zeppelis i’m a zeppeli wife

fav side character : obviously narancia , fugo , mista

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other interests :

im tradgoth but i listen to a lot of music , a LOT , i’m almost constantly listening to music bc it helps me function , i like kpop unfortunately but i love sm genres but i’ll start at kpop bc it’s most long . my fav group and main ult is shinee but i also ult nct and loona and my biases are : key , jinki , taeyong , yuta , hendery , kun , jeno , sion , heejin , haseul and hyeju, . i listen to metal , rap , vkei 💗💗 , obviously goth , and VERY VERY occasionally pop . some of my fav artists are literally any goth music it’s my main , JILUKA!! , VERSAILLES!! , mejibray , dadaroma , kendrick lamar , ken carson , lil uzi vert , amy winehouse , dio , king crimson (ha jojo ref but they’re good) , victoria monet , megan thee stalion but obviously also artists of my other genres . but don’t support any wack shit ppl did

ive always loved music , i used to produce music w my cousin when i was younger and he also got me into bands like slipknot , mcr and more when i was only 7-8 . however i was brought up on the popular goth music like the cure and siouxsie and the banshees which led to me becoming a full on goth later on in life. i’ve produced edm but i also know how to play electric guitar , he taught me when i was 8 and i’ve played since . i’ve also been rapping since i was young and when my (other) cousin passed away i made it a mission to be as good at rapping as i could for some reason bc i used to show him me rapping . i am very passionate ab music

i love horror content like my fav movies are saw movies , pearl , x , martyrs , terrifier , tcsm , sinister . i also like horror games like outlast . i also rly like youtube analog horrors and args , k really like greylock , veta carnae and lacey flash games . i like researching deepest obscure parts of the internet as well as obscure general knowledge like tibettan sky funerals and mother 3 youtube channel and the garfeild iceburg chart

i love alice in borderland , all of us are dead and the high and low movies , my fav non jojos content

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interact ily :

- jojos fans !! (and marry me)

- goths :)

- anyone funny and nice

- anyone who wants to

dni list :

- jojos haters ,, ewww

- jolyne haters (sexists usually)

- “jojos has an ugly artstyle” (smd)

-will upstate in morning ohine dying

keeping that bc it’s funny

- basic dni stuff like racists , homophobes etc

- kpop haters

- anyone pro ana or mia

- bodyshamers

- goth fetishizers (irs ok if we’re ur type just don’t fetishize)

- goths that don’t align w the politics

- bpd sexualisers / fetishizers

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Sorry if this is weird - but can we get The Star Seven and where they fall on the LGBT spectrum? :3 Or physical/mental illness N stuff? (Also you're my favorite fanfic author of all time! Ur so cool <3 )

Oh my GODDDDDDDD FIRST OF ALL!!!

Tysm I’m fucking losing my shit at being someone’s favorite fanfic author!!! And I am ALWAYS down to go stupid abt OrangeJuiceVerse oh my fuck.

Also!!!! There is not a single neurotypical mf in the entire 7!!! These bitches are soooo out here terrorizing any therapist they try to go to. So to start Off.

Kyle. That little I Learned Something Today Ass Bitch is SO fuckin gay!!! Like he realized as a preteen that he he didn’t actually like women like that (no wonder he’s Maidenless smh) and he was like OH! Bc the way he felt abt Stan was soooo homiesexual dear lord he whole ass kept it to himself for way too long. He’s also on the ace spectrum, bc as a demi loser, I feel like he’s demi idc. Like this man fr thought porn was something only referenced in movies and then Kenny showed him some shit and he was like WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL IS THIS rip same Ky. As for mental illnesses and such, aside from being Down Horrendous for the sbf, this poor guy is sooo fucked in the brain. So he’s got awful anxiety, borderline obsessive compulsive tendencies, a fucking eating disorder (for a lil while in hs, he’s mentally fine in that department during most of the ojv), some kinda martyr complex. And physically? Mans a mess. Type 1 diabetes, absolute shit immune system, chronic issues with his left knee, probably anemia, on the verge of developing early onset arthritis when he gets older bc he fucked his body up with the ed, he’s STRUGGLING. He’s also stubborn as fuck and has frequently passed out because he didn’t want to check his levels. He gets in trouble with literally everyone for that.

STAN!!! Jesus this poor boy. My absolute Bi King!!! (Kyle may be the one biking around town bc his road rage is so godawful but Stan is the BI-king) yeah I’m a bi Stan believer bc this man is a HUGE simp!!! Ohhhh my god this boy when he was younger he’d see someone pretty and be SO down bad. But the only person he ever was actually good at being in a relationship with was Kyle. Stanley Down Bad Marsh, since the moment he knew what beauty was, beauty was Kyle. He did have a crush on Wendy in 4th grade, but then he was like kyyyylllleee. (Jail to stan). God his brain is so fucked. First of all RANDY is his father so he’s got trauma out the wazzoo, he’s an alcoholic, and he’s so plagued with adhd and dyslexia like pack it up Percy Jackson (he’s so Percy coded argue w the wall) plus this guy is depressed as hellllll. Oh my fuck Sadsack is real his lows are LOW and Kyle has threatened him with his therapist friends before. He’s doing better later down the timeline, thank you aa, oh yeah there’s the alcoholism too, but he’s the support group KING my darling boy ojv stan!!!

Kenny. Ok man the Kenny Of It All is sooooo bizarre. So he is immortal, but no one knows except for Marj! This takes such a mental toll on him, this guy is out here fully discombobulated bc he just came back from a rebirth and everyone’s like oh hey Ken where’d u go yesterday. His deaths have gotten less frequent as he grows up, but tbh he is still veeeerrry prone to bouts of depression and anxiety because of them, especially when he feels forgotten. I delved into that here and a tiny bit here, his mentality honestly can’t really be put into words. Like his brain doesn’t make sense even to himself. ALSO!!! He is THE Pan Without A Plan he’s so all over the place if you put him in the same room with Stan (his Blood Brother In Desperation, his Ride Or Die Disaster Bi), someone’s comin out in need of an emergency room.

Tweek!!!!! Dude Tweek that poor kid. Addiction, ocd, anxiety, the guys got it all. Also, another bitch on the ace spectrum? Yep. Homoromantic for sure, and closer to the sex-repulsed side of things.

Craig is an enigma dude, like this mf is so nonchalant about everything until he isn’t, the typa man to just casually drop some random piece of lore and you’re just like BRUH TF?!? Smh but anyway so he’s autistic, diagnosed as a kid when his parents were like our son got something goin on, and then everyone in his life was like ohhhh that makes sense. He gets kind of violent in his meltdowns, punching walls and shit, and he’s SCARY!! Not because he’s trying to be, like OrangeJuiceVerse Craig is such a softie, but he’s also scary looking! Like he’s 6’4 and long as hell, resting bitch face, he’s honestly kind of terrifying until you get used to him. He’s got the most absurd dry sense of humor though omg he and Kyle have this stupid “we can be assholes for fun” vibe. He’s a full blown gay ass dude btw.

MARJORINE MY BELOVED! She doesn’t label herself really, she just knows she loves Kenny, and her heart is so big like Love Is Stored In The Marj (unfortunately she’s also the queen of mlms and has had multiple pick me phases smh gullible queen). So she ALSO is autistic, and omg she’s a lot of the reason Kyle switched his major from premed to psych. I’ve mentioned before the m5 living together the first year of college and one time Marj had a bit of a problem at a karaoke bar with Stan and Stan my precious sweetheart IMMEDIATELY brought her to Ky (Kenny had studio hours) and Kyle’s letting her braid his hair and he’s helping her through her meltdown and she’s like “you should really do this as your job”. She was right. Kyle’s fantastic at what he does.

Jesus fuckin Christ Cartman. No one knows what the hell his sexuality is. He won’t tell you. He won’t disclose his pronouns either. (Tbh this mf never fully figures out his sexuality or gender he’s just vibin and also doesn’t care.) Also bruhhhh he’s such a disaster mentally. He’s been on a cocktail of meds since middle school for schizophrenia, sociopathic personality disorder, bpd, poor dudes got too damn much going on. BUT he’s relatively stable from like 6th grade onwards. Just an asshole for fun and out of habit. (OJV Cartman is so much fun to me)

OKAY! Dude you have no idea how excited I was to get this ask I’ve wanted to talk abt what the OJV Star Seven have goin on mentally foreeeevvvver!!!

Any curiosities someone has about OrangeJuiceVerse or ANY of my other stuff PLEASE ask me about whatever! I am super annoying and Weird!!!

[zcay]

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1 . Sexyy Red - Hellcats SRTs ▼

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3.Cash Cobain - RUMP Feat. Chow Lee ▼

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6.Veeze - GOMD ▼

7.Babyfxce E - Today ▼

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[lanshappycorner]

Before I go to sleep, I must let you guys know what I was doing all day on Girlgogames dot com

[slvthrs]

Okay so I’m a bimbo (not rlly I’m just dumb) but imagine bimbo!reader and foolish just existing together. You helping him workout, him doing your hair while you put on makeup, true barbie and ken type shit.

I’m in a weird fluffy foolish mood rn lol 🎀🎀

ahh wait that would be so cute :(

foolish would ADORE doing his skin care or nails with you

my pretty himbo would just have the time of his life taking a post work-out shower with you

he would love incorporating u into his workouts by making u sit on his back when he would do push ups or when he would sit up he would give u a lil peck on ur cheek

i just want do this mans hair, he would let u put bows n his hair as he would pepper kisses all over ur face

AHH FOOSH IS BF MATERIAL

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

imagine mr nanami reacting to you squirting (for the first time together or in general). 😳

Ahahaaaa ok I'll write u somethin sksksk

CW: fem reader, smut, squirting, oral (fem receiving), a whole lotta shit just so much nasty bs you wouldn't believe sksksk

Ohohoooooooo

Long story short: he's gonna rock ur shit sksksk

But lemme set the scene first

Personally, I've only been able to squirt with clit toys, so i imagine that's what Nanami is using on you

He just likes making you feel so good that you squirm and scream and cry

The ultimate service top tbh sksksk

So yall are naked in bed, ur resting semi-on his lap, your back to his chest while yall are making out and he's just making u cum over and over with the new clit sucker he got for you 💕

You're so far gone that you can't even warn him that this climax feels different, you're just screaming and squirting all of a sudden and it feels hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh great skskskks

He's honestly surprised that this happened! The only time he's seen a woman squirt was in porn so assumed it was all just an act and was an exaggerated orgasm. I mean, his previous partners have never squirted before but have always been satisfied so he thought it was just a dumb idea stemming from the porn industry

But then YOU actually squirt and he's like "😳 uh... you ok?" SKSKKSKSKS

He turns off the toy and just makes sure you're okay first before he processes what happened. Your pleasure is his priority and if this was all an accident and felt awful then he's done for the night

But you're all exhausted and whimpering and apologizing for making a mess and he just shushes you and asks if you liked it

When you shyly nod he hums and presses a kiss to your temple

"Do you want to do it again?"

If you say no, that's ok! He's fine stopping for the night, he'll start aftercare and make sure you're comfy 💕

But if you say yes... he'll probs go a little ballistic sksksk

Clit sucker comes back and he makes you squirt again before he puts his cock inside you

Your insides have turned to mush and you're so warm and wet and soft!!

He's a bit rougher with you than he intended to be sksksk

It wasn't on purpose!! He just got pussy drunk really quick and pushed your knees to your shoulders and folded you like a calzone just so he could fuck you deeper

If you squirt on his cock he loses all self control and cums right after you

He didn't think he'd like it but?? God it just feels so good when your body loses control like that 🥴💦💕

Aftercare is officially activated once he catches his breath: he's checking on you and making sure you're a-okay

Helps you up and starts a bath for you. Let's you soak while he changes the sheets and joins you once he's done

He's very lovey dovey when is he not sksksk and giving you lil kisses and smoothing his hands over your body and just enjoying your presence

He doesn't bring it up unless you do, but he's kinda proud that he made you squirt

Like? He made you feel so good that you lost control and came that hard?? He feels like a king 🥺💕

He's determined to make you squirt every time yall have sex now sksksk

In his mind, squirting is now the best way to make you orgasm, so if you squirt then he knows he's doing a good job

NOW OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT GONNA SQUIRT EVERY TIME BUT KEN DOESN'T KNOW THAT SO HE'S GONNA TRY TO MAKE U SQUIRT EVERY TIME

You end up severely fucked out most of the time bc he won't stop until you squirt or say the safeword, so you've been using the safeword a lot lately ✌😔

You eventually sit down with him and explain that squirting isn't an "every time" thing and that you feel great regardless if you squirt

Nanami appreciates the feedback :)

Will he stop trying to make you squirt? No sksksk mans is still gonna go way too hard sksksk but he's trying which is all that matters

No but listen, Nanami turns into a lil freak after he learns you can squirt 😳

Like he wants to know all the ways he can make you squirt and he wants? To taste it? Babe he's straight up NASTY at this point sksksk

Proceeds to overstim you with oral so you can squirt in his mouth 😖👉👈

You're so embarrassed by the whole thing bc!! What!! What are you doing!! Stop it!!

But Ken thinks you taste so good and he just wants to drink up every last bit of you till there's nothing left 🥺

Like it feels straight up gross but he's so sweet about it

"Please let me taste you darling, I had such a rough day, I need to feel your cum slide down my throat"

"Don't hold back darling, I want all of it"

"Romans could only dream of drinking wine as tasty as you" SIR IF YOU DO NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW IMMA DRAG YOU DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE AND MARRY YOU THIS INSTANT 😡

"Your cum is like liquid gold, da—" THAT'S IT, YOU BETTER GO FIND A RING BC WE ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT! NOW!!

Anyways um yea he loves when you squirt in his mouth sksksk

[courtanie]

I just want robin hood Kenny