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#real shit#i really hated the grif i drew before#what was that hair!!!#anyway heres new and improved faces 😇#i will (maybe) do the others#cranked up the nerd levels on simmons#rvb#red vs blue#rvb sarge#rvb tex#kaikaina grif#dexter grif#dick simmons#franklin delano donut#UMMM whats that guys name#CHURCH#rvb church#my bad#myart#doodle
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It’s getting better, since you’ve been mine!
( blood version under )
#baby’s first Beatles art post…#bare with me please 😭😭😭#I’m not sure if I should tag this mclennon I think it still counts idk ! it’s more billy x john HELP#the beatles#sgt peppers lonely hearts club band#my art#paul mccartney#john lennon#billy shears#shearlennon??? GUYS IS THERE A SHIP NAME HELP IF NOT … ummm that’s what I’m gonna call it#shearlennon#mclennon#Paul is dead theory#Paul is dead#beatles#ok… bye… HELP
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i cant fucking do this anymore my brain exploded i couldnt fucking move until i drew them together please god have mercy on my poor soul im just one guy please
#I COULDNT BREATHE YOU GUYS I JUST COULDNT BREATHE HES GORGEOEUSGFHSFJ GORJUS GROUEHUHJSJDKFHD CRIESS#sorry who was that. i feel insane#elimike#eli clark#mike morton#idv hullabaloo#im the ceo of elimike atp what is their ship name other than elimike if it's hunter mike ummm#i think everyone's resigned to using the star emoji for fura and i think thats so cute... i do not know what to call them yet...#identity v#idv
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Burgerkin dle foot lettuce,,, + top 2 faves 👑
Eng: These are some old “redesigning” doodles of about one or two weeks ago, sorry for the delay!
Esp: “Estas bromeando, verdad?” “Más vale que no te des por vencido así.”
Estos son unos dibujos viejos de hace dos semanas. No los había enseñado pq no me había sentido bien mentalmente, creo que es muy claro con uno de estos dibujos, LOL
#Whats this guys name again? “Swedish Death”? “Death”? “The Grim Reaper”??? UHH.. something like that ig!#Swedish death ghs#ghs swedish death#ghs#gregory horror show#UMMM… yeah#digital art#doodle#ghs fanart#i tweaked his design a bit too#wanted to make him more priest-y + more like his founder the Grim Reaper#let me know what y’all think#my art#oc#merry andrew
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hi i’m the anon who asked to make more of the reverse au
i realised i’m actually pretty terrible at writing and am terrified of posting my work anywhere but i still have so many ideas. i thought i’d just share them here in case you or anyone else is interested (you don’t have to read them i just want to get them out of my head)
-scott and jimmy become pen pals and write to each more and more until it’s a daily occurrence. through the letters jimmy tells scott everything that was said in dissonant air (he can’t control his powers, he never meant to hurt anyone, the depressing thoughts, etc)
-they see each others real faces during a poorly timed letter delivery. scott had come to give jimmy his letter in his civilian get-up at the same time jimmy was leaving his apartment
-scott didn’t return to being a hero between the times he was kidnapped from his injuries and from his fear of seeing xornoth again. he stayed trapped in his house writing letters. his friends were more than happy to help him buy groceries and stuff every once in a while. nobody noticed when he got kidnapped except for jimmy, since the letters stopped coming. at first jimmy thought scott had come to his senses and stopped talking to him but still had a feeling something was wrong
-jimmy tried to tell the other hero’s something was wrong but they didn’t trust him. after days of constantly bothering them and insisting major was in danger they finally complied. jimmy told them about scott’s previous kidnapping and they got on the case
-the hero’s tried to find xornoths lair by themselves (they wouldn’t let jimmy help for obvious reasons) but gave in after months of failure and let poor jimmy help. he used what information he could find from all of the letters he was sent. it wasn’t a lot but it was enough to work with
wow this got long. sorry about that! there’s still other stuff i had in my head with this (like with what was going on with scott during all of this and how they get him out) but idk if you’d want to hear more. sorry if this was bad i’m not the best with writing and grammar
I never thought I would write anything else for this au of an au. But hey, here we are.
For clarity's sake, Jimmy is 'S' and Scott is 'M'.
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Hey! Hope everything’s good. Sorry about your security camera :/ I think I broke it… But I just wanted to say thank you for not mentioning me to the police. Or the reporters. Yeah. Sorry. But I hope you’re getting to feeling better! Thanks again and sorry again
Thanks
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Thank you for your help.
-M
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Hey, just wanted to let you know I got your note! Glad I could help, really. I feel like I never do anything right, so it was nice to be able to help someone for once. On a related note, I think your groceries went bad. Sorry :( I should start pre-writing these so that I don’t stand on your doorstep for so long. But how does getting groceries delivered work? I’ve been wanting to try it for a while because supermarkets are a landmine. But I hope you’re well! I hope you’re eating enough. Sorry about the groceries.
Thanks!!
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Please do not stand on my doorstep to write notes.
You visit the store’s website and click the delivery option.
-M
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Thanks for the advice about the whole shopping thing! I haven’t done it yet because I dropped my phone into an incinerator the other day and I’m still trying to buy a new one but the power goes out every time I walk into an electronics store. I’ll try it out once I have a new one though!! And I’m so so sorry I know I shouldn’t stand on your doorstep because like anyone could pass by, which is why I’ve only been stopping by at night, but I think Pearl almost saw me the other night so I’ll be more careful.
Sorry again!!
S
P.S. Sorry I’m standing on your doorstep but I was just wondering why you haven’t done any interviews?? You’ve been back for while now and people are going to worry… just checking to make sure you’re okay! Getting kidnapped can kind of take it out of you for a while :/
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Sorry you haven’t said anything I just wanted to let you know that I tried out the delivery thing!! It worked really well actually I didn’t have to sign for it or anything just came right up to my doorstep. A lot of the stuff wasn’t what I ordered and the jam I wanted had shattered but it worked and it was way less stressful than usual so you’re the best for telling me how to do it thanks so much!
S
P.S. sorry sorry sorry but you don’t have to write me back if you don’t want to, I just wanted to check that you’re doing okay! Have a good week :)
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If they sent you the wrong items, you should get a refund.
Thank you. I don’t plan on any public appearances until I don’t panic when I go outside for the time being. I am recovering well.
-M
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Okay you didn’t say to stop writing but it was good to hear from you! I felt really bad that I couldn’t help you more that night so I just worry. I’ve been thinking lately though that you probably don’t want to hear from me though so I can stop.
I do need to say something first, though. I mentioned it when you were at my at that apartment with me, but I don’t know how much you remember from then or anything. But basically I’m so so sorry about everything. Like literally everything. I’ve never forgiven myself for Aeor and I don’t expect you to, either, but I just wanted to let you know that I’m sorry. If I could change everything I would. Believe me I would. I’ve hurt too many people. It would be better if I didn’t exist. I don’t deserve to I’ve hurt I should just start a new note at this point, haha. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I understand if you don’t want me to write any more notes. I’ll stop. I hope you’re doing well and you continue to recover!
S
P.S. last time I got kidnapped I was really scared of going back to my apartment so I moved and I felt better, so maybe you need a bit of time out of the city to help you get tip-top :)
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Thank you for the apology.
And my therapist thinks that might be an unhealthy way of coping, as much as I might agree with you that getting away sounds nice. I’m working through it.
You don’t have to stop writing.
-M
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I AM SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE AT MY DOOR BEFORE I WALKED OUT LET’S NEVER TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN
Anyways wow you have a therapist that’s good!! My advice isn’t really good haha sorry. I actually did therapy for a little when I was in school but then everything went really bad with my powers and but then things didn’t work out. I don’t know why I crossed that out. Basically I was in therapy to try and learn how to control my powers and well we know how that ended up.
Quick question maybe I haven’t paid enough attention to you on tv but are your eyes naturally that blue? Because it’s really blue.
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This is my natural eye color.
I didn’t know that there was a therapy program for children who struggle to control their powers. You said it didn’t help, though. I’m glad that you were able to figure it out without professional help.
You were kidnapped before. Does it get any easier? I’m sorry to hear that.
-M
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Oh so about the therapy thing yeah my powers came when I was like 15 and that’s usually a little old for that therapy but they made a special exception. But no it didn’t work. Actually my parents were planning to send me away to a specialist where I could get the help I needed but it never ended up happening. So I just never learned how to control them.
On a related note a giraffe ate my new phone but I tried out the delivery thing again before that! I kind of expect to get the wrong things because of my powers haha so I’m not going to complain about my ten bottles of ketchup. But my jam did shatter again so I have to decide if it’s worth the anxiety of going to the store.
The first time I got kidnapped, I was really scared. I didn’t know what was happening. They wanted information, I think? I was panicking really bad because they kept pointing guns at my head. I got out pretty quick but it was bad for a long time. I didn’t want to leave my apartment. I mean I never do, really, but it was even worse.
I don’t know when I moved on. I think my sink broke and I was forced to leave the house, but moving isn’t the same as moving on, you know? Like you can run anywhere but it’s usually just running away. You have to face it.
S
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Thanks for the advice. I really liked that last thing you said.
I don’t want to face them, though. I know I have to, but what if they take me again?
I’m sorry. These are my problems, not yours.
-M
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Oh gosh I didn’t mean you have to face Xornoth!! No that sounds bad! They literally kidnapped and tortured you for like a month dude! Honestly forget what I said about the whole running away thing, you should really try to get away from this situation if you can. You shouldn’t feel responsible for Xornoth when they hurt you like that, let someone else deal with that! There are tons of supers in the city, just tell one of your friends that you don’t want to be involved with Xornoth and they’ll take care of it!
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I’m the Primary Protector, though. It’s my job to face the city’s greatest threats, and Xornoth is one of them. I should be able to handle them.
I don’t want my friends to see me any differently. They already give me weird looks. I honestly wasn’t very badly hurt—I was mostly malnourished. They don’t understand why I’m not back in the game yet. I don’t know how to tell them.
I wish I could leave.
-M
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:(( it sounds like you’re really struggling. Do you think you might have PTSD? You don’t have to answer that. But you should take your time! If it was anyone else, I think they’d have moved very far away to get away from the danger which is smart. It’s actually really upsetting that you can’t. Maybe you can work out like a code with your friends so that they can come in and handle Xornoth if they show up while you’re working? Honestly just the fact that they were able to kidnap you once means that there should be extra protection for you. Heck maybe I can do something.
If you need anything though I’m here. I don’t get it exactly but I kind of know what it’s like. I mean yeah I’ve been kidnapped before a couple of times but I know what it’s like to not want to go outside in general. To be scared of what could happen. Well you have other friends but I’m here to help if I can. I don't make promises ever because they never work out for me but I'm here.
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Thank you for the offer. I don’t think there’s anything you can do to help.
I have been diagnosed with PTSD, actually. I’m also readjusting to my antidepressants still, so my therapist thinks some of my anxieties come from the meds change and will even out in time.
I think I’ll do a public interview soon. I don’t want them to think that they’ve scared me away.
They’re dangerous. Please don’t endanger yourself. They experimented on me They might try to It isn’t worth the risk.
-M
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The craziest fight happened downtown!
Okay so I was really just trying to get to the Planet Fitness to take a shower (I’m not homeless haha my shower is broken again) but Mythics was battling Pearl downtown and it was WILD. Like they were not pulling any punches, and I thought they were kind of friendly rivals but this was just crazy! But then the Oracle got involved? So the fight just kind of stopped when he touched them and then he left. I thought the Oracle was a villain but that was vigilante behavior if you ask me. I get it though, if I could’ve done that I would’ve. Like maybe he just needed to take a shower too.
Anyways my powers decided to make everything ten times worse like usual so a giant worm burst out of the ground. Maybe I should have let the Oracle touch me too so that I could join Mythics and Pearl on the ground crying. They’re fine btw some civilians dragged them out of the way of the worm. I was too busy trying to figure out a way to deal with the worm. I think Mythics woke up and magicked it into one of his portal things.
But anyways it was crazy. Well you probably already saw it on the news or something.
I hope the interview goes well!! How does that even work? Like does somebody come to your house or do you go to the news station or what? I'm assuming you've done a couple of interviews before idk.
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I saw about the attack. You should look up ‘tired man throws phone at giant worm video’ if you haven't seen it.
For the interview, I reach out to a news outlet and set up an interview (or, more often, they reach out to me). Then we usually meet in a nice room in their office. I've done tons of interviews, you can find them on my twitter or on youtube.
I'm nervous about the interview. I tried to get a reporter I like but I just know that they'll ask me why I've been away. I don't want them to think I'm weak. It isn't your problem, anyways. I'll talk about it with my therapist.
Really though, you should watch that video.
-M
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NOOO THAT'S SO BAD THAT SHOULD BE A CRIME
In my defense I was really tired and I just threw whatever was in my hand at the worm, I didn't realize it was my phone.
I've never given an interview before but man that sounds stressful. I hope it goes well! I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention me in it of course but you know that. Good luck and let me know how it goes!
Also if it helps at all taking time off definitely doesn't make you weak. Sometimes it's even stronger to admit you need a break than to keep powering through. Especially after being held captive and tortured for a month.
Good luck again!!
S
P.S. your cat is super cute but maybe she shouldn't be outside? It's really dangerous for cats to live outdoors and I don't want to accidentally hurt her :((
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Thanks for the kind words.
I can send you the link to the interview if you tell me your phone number. Or I can dm it to you on twitter—is the verified account actually you? The one that mostly shares scam links and random ip addresses?
Also I'm working on leash training Elle, so that we can go on walks and she can be an inside cat.
-M
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I've tried to write this note like fifty times but the paper keeps tearing so I'll keep it short. My phone number changes a lot and I currently don't have a phone (giraffe again) but I'll just look it up when I get one! And yep that's my twitter, I try to delete the old pictures of me it posts but I gave up on when it posts my location.
Good luck again!
S
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Why don’t you delete twitter?
-M
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I did :(
S
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Solidarity, your life kind of sucks.
-M
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You’ve got no room to talk, mister.
S
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So that’s what it is, isn’t it? We’re just two losers.
-M
P.S. but, for the record, your life is way worse than mine.
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Okay I’ve got a new phone and I watched the interview! You did incredible, I think I would’ve run away like two seconds in. Like even when they asked that one question about why you weren’t back to work when you’re pretty much physically all right, you really kept it together. I was genuinely so impressed.
Also you’re looking good! I don’t know how to explain it haha, but you look a lot better than you did on my living room floor. How are you doing? Do you think it went well?
S
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I’d look a lot better in your bed Thanks for watching. It was hard. It was really hard. But I think it helped. I feel kind of better about getting back into it all. Not yet, but maybe soon.
Do you ever wish you’d chosen a different path in life?
-M
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I never really had a choice to make.
S
P.S. but if I wasn’t powered, I think I’d want to do something with my hands. I used to think subways were the coolest thing ever. I wouldn’t mind learning how to fix a subway car.
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I studied to be an architect. I loved city architecture. I wanted to design skyscrapers.
I didn’t ever plan to be a hero full-time, but I do like it. I enjoy my job. I’m famous, I live comfortably, I do cool stuff on TV.
But what if I would’ve been happier as an architect?
Sorry, this isn’t your problem. I should talk to my therapist about it.
-M
P.S. Maybe you can take a community college mechanics course?
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I really can’t, cars tend to break down around me. I don’t even take Ubers anymore (not related to the car breaking-down thing, but because last time the driver held me at gunpoint and stole my phone and wallet).
Honestly mate, if you want to be an architect I'd say go for it. Even if it's only something you can do on the side you know? There's tons of people who never got the chance to do what they love. You deserve a good life.
S
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Thanks. I'm sorry that you never got to choose. You deserve a good life, too.
I can't let Xornoth win. If I run away, it's defeat. If I don't do anything about it, they might hurt someone else.
I need to take care of this myself.
-M
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That sounds like a suicide note.
S
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Wouldn't be the first time.
-M
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You should ask your friends for help. You don't have to do this alone. You shouldn't face them alone.
S
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I haven't really talked to anyone since I got back. I know it isn't healthy but I can't. They don't get it. They don't know what Xornoth did to me. I can't let it happen to anyone else. They're a danger to the city and it's my duty to take them down. Alone.
I'm sorry.
-M
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You aren't alone, okay? If you have no one else, you have me.
S
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Thank you.
-M
P.S. it means so much to me. I consider you a friend. You have me, too.
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I saw you on the news fighting the Engineers. You looked good! The fight went really well. How do you feel about it? Is there anything I can do to like support you?
S
P.S. Elle won't stop begging me for belly rubs but each time I try she nips my fingers :(
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Hey are you doing all right? I mean you took a little bit of a hit in that fight so it's okay if you can't make it to my apartment to drop off a note haha. You can email me if it's easier [email protected].
S
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Major please just like let me know that you're okay.
S
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I may have broken into Blossom’s house (I meant to just knock but the door fell down) and she kicked my butt but she hasn't seen you in a while, she said. Are you okay? I'll break into your house next haha.
S
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I know you told me not to write notes while I'm on your doorstep but if you don't open the door by tomorrow night I'm breaking in. Elle keeps trying to get me to follow her inside. I'm going to watch your house until tomorrow night, okay? You don't have to write back, just open the door.
I'll come for you.
S
P.S. I didn't mean to sound weird or creepy I mean I have your back. I'll come save you if they got you.
I promise.
#empires smp#esh au#empires smp fanfic#empires superpowers au#mas writes#scott smajor#jimmy solidarity#anon please don't let this preclude you from writing more#bc i would love to see it if you want!!#i deliberately left plenty of gaps in case anyone felt like filling them in#it was fun to write though#i did not expect to write this#they're both disasters and i love them#something just hits different about enemy domain jimmy#this is on ao3 under the name 'from the enemy domain'#similar to the other from this au of au 'into the enemy domain'#ummm lmk what you think#love you guys
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such a mind blower
wonder by @catfacedcat
#fourth one is a redraw of @guy-named-xtatic's art !#it will go down in history as the first mindblow fanart to ever grace earth#tysm wander#anyway ummm uhhhhm#yeah oc yaoi so what....#theres also ultra so i mean#we fw ultra#hot dawg [proud]#im gonna end them#mindblow#woy oc#art tag#meme tag
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what taskmaster season should i watch
#i just recently did uhh the one with lolly and the one with charlotte#4 and 9 i think#and obv i was watching the newest one as it aired.#christ was like. 16?? it cant be that many can it#anywayyy#which season has ummm whats his fucking name. joe.#not lycett. is his name even joe i dont remember#the guy who like lowkey hated himself and was sad all the time#guys idk what im talking about#taskmaster
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small pixelated creatures (au explaination here)
#deltarune#my art#deltarune au#triscript#i made two versions for my favorite ones ONLY!!!!!! (actually just the ones that ive already shared multiple versions of...)#the addisons are different ms paint color and blue is wearing spamboss merch from head to toe 💯💯 CLASS TRAITOR#quinn is so scrunkly i want to put her in a blender. its the truth#YES METTATON IS STILL TALLER THAN THE SKY HE'S WEARING HEELS AND IS A ROBOT!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME#also maddie is mad mew mew's name. because mad mew mew is a long name#okay ummm if you want to see sprites of anyone in particular (even guys i havent posted yet. like t'asquer) just send me an ask and i will#make them for you. i love you my dear followers
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I wanted to make a puppet oc with an angsty backstory but not THIS angsty my GOODNESS
#💭 — ⌗nervo rambles . ♪ᝰ#I've been farming echos in wuwa and just grinding there for lvls and stuff instead of writing all day#and now I'm thinking abt the backstory of my puppet oc (I still don't have a name for them)#I'm also kinda nervous/scared or whatever to show/talk abt them bc like#ummm what if I'm judged for making them how they are??#(they're female presenting but has no real gender)#(they have no voice box so they cannot speak to their creator (whom they (platonicly) loved deeply))#(they have no real emotions and no matter how hard they try — even for their creator — they just could never pull off#a genuine happy smile for him no matter the event)#(they have their own puppets they create — projecting onto them despite them not actually being able to move like them)#(they couldn't even consider themselves living so how could they consider their own puppets living either?)#well there's a lot more to their story and then but I'll cut myself off here lol#but anyways guys ummm ummm#my oc blog has become a bit inactive unfortunately 😞😞#guys come back where did you go 💔💔
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eclipse - a group of misunderstood people trying to express themselves and reach others through song. they have a soft, orchestral, impressionistic sound to their music.
MISSION!! worldwide smile ☆☆☆ - a fun-loving band dedicated to making people happy with their pop songs! composed of earnest, loving people who want to help others while proving their worth to themselves and everyone else.
MAYONAKA BLACK - a group of misfits who, despite their diverse backgrounds, have been connected through the internet. their very hype, synthesized instrumentals are juxtaposed with dark, poetic lyrics.
Starlight Express - a theatrical trio who puts liveliness into everything they do in an attempt to put a smile on the faces of their friends and families.
decrowned - after a rather embarrassing fall from grace, a former star recruits two upcoming talents to perform with her again. with heartfelt lyrics and resonant vocals, they're taking every stage by storm.
TIGER EYE - a punk rock group, sick of the people in power and the systems in place in society. they have a unique blend of strong percussions, rocking guitars, powerful vocals, and stunning dance moves.
hyperdrive!!! - a boy struggling to find his identity is guided solely by two people who couldn't care less about theirs. they have a certain level improvization and new personality in every performance.
#chatter#you can probably guess some.#of course vil is obvious of course i'm using she/her pronouns for her when am i not#i'll make a proper tag when i name it fr#long post#i have so many ideas now guys i churned out the whole storyline and everything overnight ummm#very excited for sebek specifically i think it will be a hit with sebek enjoyers everywhere#neige and chenya are also part of it so i could have. more even groups lol...#typing it up like a 15k word fic eventually#they call me aira the way i am obsessed with idols everywhere....#<- also because i kin him. what who said that lol...#anyways i made sure that everyone was adding something to their group they are all equally important to the narrative bc i love everyone
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Imagine being benched for months and finally getting the chance to play on the field just for the mc to say he doesn’t want you and asks for the blue haired bitch instead
#i know thats not what he said hut for the sake of this post yes it is#this is about that guy in blue lock i actually can’t remember his name ummm jin? i think???#dor spoken
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omg the harrow the ninth book on tape finally came in and it’s soooo so so so fucking good
#iantheeeee omg?! omg.#poor harrow too her altered past parts. i just got the the hit where#ummm. the pale Uncle what’s his name. the 8th house guy#came in when the funeral was happening and harrow saw him n passed out#edit: augustine also oh my god man of my dreams tbh. he’s sooooo good
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new award show idea: when a piece of older media gets back into the mainstream/when people realize how good a show or movie or anything is even years later, they should be able to like re-put them up for awards and shit
#like for example to name a few the falsettos revival cast or dylan o’brien as void stiles and i know there’s more#but these guys aged like a fine wine and why can’t they reap the rewards of their popularity#just because the ‘window of acknowledgment’ has passed shouldn’t mean they get no recognition#idk what to tag this either ummm#random thoughts
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Had a resident's son not like an answer I gave him so he proceeded to bitch about me to the housekeeper and described me as "oh ya know, her down the hall...or whatever they are."
#fucking christ have you never seen a woman with short hair before??#like the director of resident care has short hair and you don't dare say that about her#this guy is a piece of shit anyway and treats his mom like she's a burden and yells at her#but seriously wtf just because he didn't like that his mother's toe nails didn't get cut when a nurse was in 2 weeks ago#well first of all it was on my day off so like i don't know what you want me to do about it#and second of all your mom hates if anyone cuts her nails and probably told the nurse no#and third ummm hello just ask my supervisor for the list and find out if she refused or not!! the nurse went room to room!#but no he didn't bother to even check her nails to see if they did in fact look cut or ask my supervisor for the list#just went and bitched about me to the housekeeper (who is also a dickhole by the same name)#and made me out to sound like i'm not even human#if anyone wants to say i have it easy as a gnc woman i'll pop you in the mouth#also just bc a woman is gnc doesn't mean she's nonbinary or a transmasc/trans man#kfi txt#tw transphobia
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im checked the fuck out rn but. legit so funny that three different departments for this customer service use three different ways of validating your identity. girls! how are these all equivalent!
#incoherent turtle noises#the second one was just ‘whats your name. ummm actually youre not the account holder so fuck you. im transferring you now. bye.’#sorry i keep textposting but ive been highkey losing all of my marbles and also i havent slept at all or been at my computer so yknow.#guys. yknow. i need to go to therapy reeeeally bad. this is unrelated to the phone calls. well. adjacent.
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superior "ugh this isn't a joke >:(" route
#in honor of just having some dream subplot like omg. and spinel is here? what's good..#since it was a dream that meant ''with an alias & cat form & purple/white design & as part of a mall office factory breakout heist'' but.#enough to wake up & go oh yeah thank god for a good [Be Serious / This Isn't A Joke] Format iteration. for once in our damn lives.#also in the dream a childhood cat was there....shoutout to fluffy tortoiseshell big fan of top of head scratches named ethel#[someone either can't or won't understand what someone's communicating] epic now there should be at least figurative violence#or for the love of god no Resolution(tm) from someone just out here like ummm it's not a joke sooo die....#like ok either the writing here has one person not understanding the other but able to railroad run right roughshod over them rn....#or the writing has one person not exist besides to say some sillay stuff in which case yeah their feelings probably can't matter#and in the latter case it's still exasperating like why drag Jokes Boy into this to get shitted on then lol. if they can't do anything else#(Jokes Boy can be anyone....but im sure there are not a zillion Jokes Girls. like oh too many girls who are funny#only by being the butt of the joke inadvertently? problem solved: now they can be uplifted by being Too Smart & Right to provide comedy)#in spite of it all....a bitch continues (well i'm about) to be hilarious#everyone get good & either commit to more of a Conflict or a better way to convey [hmm there are stakes?] than executing some funny guy#i Know i don't have to say [another classic in the repertoire of terrible jared n evan dynamic ''fix it'' exchanges] lol. so i say it#''jared stop being evil or u don't deserve my cinnamon rollness'' ''aw you're right :( ok'' not that different from this#''jared stop Only Joking u don't understand some of us are having real feelings & real problems'' ''aw you're right :( ok''#it's even a hell of a stretch to say jared really Jokes that often. he's funny & he's trying to be too but like.#it's neither accurate like [evan takes everything jared says completely straightforwardly] nor [evan can't understand anything jared says#b/c he thinks all of jared's input is like knock knock jokes]#sure Humor is a mode of communication / expression that adds a layer of indirectness. but you can potentially address More & with more#flexibility via that indirectness. as a parallel example: using Metaphor#if the other person doesn't Get It that needn't always be understood as a failing of the metaphor user's....#omg jared this is serious. would you be literal for once#and like hand on shoulder don't worry jared is punished for the limitations of the defensiveness / avoidance of this humorous Indirectness#in that evan will brush him off in act two b/c jared won't air his grievances directly until it's a breaking point when whoops too late#(including that jared can't respond to [i know you don't have other friends] with anything but a couple of middle fingers & leaving)#(which evan can't respond to b/c deh is not here to think about Peers' relationships unless they're your nuclear family ideals soulmate. f)#you may only have 5 min of violence & then umm that's it. unless you were evan's mom....fascinating to have her thrown in there too lol#but you MUST reconcile w/your parent. these other mere Friends or some shit idek?? they died :I#honorary mention: the interpretation that if anyone's Unsomberly like ''gay people real'' then ig the only possibility is home of phobia...
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