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#real shit#i really hated the grif i drew before#what was that hair!!!#anyway heres new and improved faces 😇#i will (maybe) do the others#cranked up the nerd levels on simmons#rvb#red vs blue#rvb sarge#rvb tex#kaikaina grif#dexter grif#dick simmons#franklin delano donut#UMMM whats that guys name#CHURCH#rvb church#my bad#myart#doodle
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It’s getting better, since you’ve been mine!
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#baby’s first Beatles art post…#bare with me please 😭😭😭#I’m not sure if I should tag this mclennon I think it still counts idk ! it’s more billy x john HELP#the beatles#sgt peppers lonely hearts club band#my art#paul mccartney#john lennon#billy shears#shearlennon??? GUYS IS THERE A SHIP NAME HELP IF NOT … ummm that’s what I’m gonna call it#shearlennon#mclennon#Paul is dead theory#Paul is dead#beatles#ok… bye… HELP
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i cant fucking do this anymore my brain exploded i couldnt fucking move until i drew them together please god have mercy on my poor soul im just one guy please
#I COULDNT BREATHE YOU GUYS I JUST COULDNT BREATHE HES GORGEOEUSGFHSFJ GORJUS GROUEHUHJSJDKFHD CRIESS#sorry who was that. i feel insane#elimike#eli clark#mike morton#idv hullabaloo#im the ceo of elimike atp what is their ship name other than elimike if it's hunter mike ummm#i think everyone's resigned to using the star emoji for fura and i think thats so cute... i do not know what to call them yet...#identity v#idv
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Burgerkin dle foot lettuce,,, + top 2 faves 👑


Eng: These are some old “redesigning” doodles of about one or two weeks ago, sorry for the delay!
Esp: “Estas bromeando, verdad?” “Más vale que no te des por vencido así.”
Estos son unos dibujos viejos de hace dos semanas. No los había enseñado pq no me había sentido bien mentalmente, creo que es muy claro con uno de estos dibujos, LOL
#Whats this guys name again? “Swedish Death”? “Death”? “The Grim Reaper”??? UHH.. something like that ig!#Swedish death ghs#ghs swedish death#ghs#gregory horror show#UMMM… yeah#digital art#doodle#ghs fanart#i tweaked his design a bit too#wanted to make him more priest-y + more like his founder the Grim Reaper#let me know what y’all think#my art#oc#merry andrew
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stupid ass marshmallow guy that completely controls my life
#hes why i joined tumblr hes what im named after (urls literally just the name of his game) hes part of why i got into bnt#i dont like him#hes a freak#i love giving backstories to all his shirts…. this one i hc they made him do a psa or some shit#homestar runner#marshie#marshie hsr#gel arshie#gel arshie hsr#h*r#gijinka#YAYYYY COLORS !!!!!!!!!! DEFAULT IBISPAINT COLOR PALLET MY BELOVED#i usually draw him like overly energetic but i like to think thats just an act and he fukcing hates his job#ummm. kinda burgerpants-y tbh hes kinda like that guy
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hi i’m the anon who asked to make more of the reverse au
i realised i’m actually pretty terrible at writing and am terrified of posting my work anywhere but i still have so many ideas. i thought i’d just share them here in case you or anyone else is interested (you don’t have to read them i just want to get them out of my head)
-scott and jimmy become pen pals and write to each more and more until it’s a daily occurrence. through the letters jimmy tells scott everything that was said in dissonant air (he can’t control his powers, he never meant to hurt anyone, the depressing thoughts, etc)
-they see each others real faces during a poorly timed letter delivery. scott had come to give jimmy his letter in his civilian get-up at the same time jimmy was leaving his apartment
-scott didn’t return to being a hero between the times he was kidnapped from his injuries and from his fear of seeing xornoth again. he stayed trapped in his house writing letters. his friends were more than happy to help him buy groceries and stuff every once in a while. nobody noticed when he got kidnapped except for jimmy, since the letters stopped coming. at first jimmy thought scott had come to his senses and stopped talking to him but still had a feeling something was wrong
-jimmy tried to tell the other hero’s something was wrong but they didn’t trust him. after days of constantly bothering them and insisting major was in danger they finally complied. jimmy told them about scott’s previous kidnapping and they got on the case
-the hero’s tried to find xornoths lair by themselves (they wouldn’t let jimmy help for obvious reasons) but gave in after months of failure and let poor jimmy help. he used what information he could find from all of the letters he was sent. it wasn’t a lot but it was enough to work with
wow this got long. sorry about that! there’s still other stuff i had in my head with this (like with what was going on with scott during all of this and how they get him out) but idk if you’d want to hear more. sorry if this was bad i’m not the best with writing and grammar
I never thought I would write anything else for this au of an au. But hey, here we are.
For clarity's sake, Jimmy is 'S' and Scott is 'M'.
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Hey! Hope everything’s good. Sorry about your security camera :/ I think I broke it… But I just wanted to say thank you for not mentioning me to the police. Or the reporters. Yeah. Sorry. But I hope you’re getting to feeling better! Thanks again and sorry again
Thanks
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Thank you for your help.
-M
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Hey, just wanted to let you know I got your note! Glad I could help, really. I feel like I never do anything right, so it was nice to be able to help someone for once. On a related note, I think your groceries went bad. Sorry :( I should start pre-writing these so that I don’t stand on your doorstep for so long. But how does getting groceries delivered work? I’ve been wanting to try it for a while because supermarkets are a landmine. But I hope you’re well! I hope you’re eating enough. Sorry about the groceries.
Thanks!!
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Please do not stand on my doorstep to write notes.
You visit the store’s website and click the delivery option.
-M
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Thanks for the advice about the whole shopping thing! I haven’t done it yet because I dropped my phone into an incinerator the other day and I’m still trying to buy a new one but the power goes out every time I walk into an electronics store. I’ll try it out once I have a new one though!! And I’m so so sorry I know I shouldn’t stand on your doorstep because like anyone could pass by, which is why I’ve only been stopping by at night, but I think Pearl almost saw me the other night so I’ll be more careful.
Sorry again!!
S
P.S. Sorry I’m standing on your doorstep but I was just wondering why you haven’t done any interviews?? You’ve been back for while now and people are going to worry… just checking to make sure you’re okay! Getting kidnapped can kind of take it out of you for a while :/
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Sorry you haven’t said anything I just wanted to let you know that I tried out the delivery thing!! It worked really well actually I didn’t have to sign for it or anything just came right up to my doorstep. A lot of the stuff wasn’t what I ordered and the jam I wanted had shattered but it worked and it was way less stressful than usual so you’re the best for telling me how to do it thanks so much!
S
P.S. sorry sorry sorry but you don’t have to write me back if you don’t want to, I just wanted to check that you’re doing okay! Have a good week :)
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If they sent you the wrong items, you should get a refund.
Thank you. I don’t plan on any public appearances until I don’t panic when I go outside for the time being. I am recovering well.
-M
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Okay you didn’t say to stop writing but it was good to hear from you! I felt really bad that I couldn’t help you more that night so I just worry. I’ve been thinking lately though that you probably don’t want to hear from me though so I can stop.
I do need to say something first, though. I mentioned it when you were at my at that apartment with me, but I don’t know how much you remember from then or anything. But basically I’m so so sorry about everything. Like literally everything. I’ve never forgiven myself for Aeor and I don’t expect you to, either, but I just wanted to let you know that I’m sorry. If I could change everything I would. Believe me I would. I’ve hurt too many people. It would be better if I didn’t exist. I don’t deserve to I’ve hurt I should just start a new note at this point, haha. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I understand if you don’t want me to write any more notes. I’ll stop. I hope you’re doing well and you continue to recover!
S
P.S. last time I got kidnapped I was really scared of going back to my apartment so I moved and I felt better, so maybe you need a bit of time out of the city to help you get tip-top :)
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Thank you for the apology.
And my therapist thinks that might be an unhealthy way of coping, as much as I might agree with you that getting away sounds nice. I’m working through it.
You don’t have to stop writing.
-M
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I AM SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE AT MY DOOR BEFORE I WALKED OUT LET’S NEVER TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN
Anyways wow you have a therapist that’s good!! My advice isn’t really good haha sorry. I actually did therapy for a little when I was in school but then everything went really bad with my powers and but then things didn’t work out. I don’t know why I crossed that out. Basically I was in therapy to try and learn how to control my powers and well we know how that ended up.
Quick question maybe I haven’t paid enough attention to you on tv but are your eyes naturally that blue? Because it’s really blue.
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This is my natural eye color.
I didn’t know that there was a therapy program for children who struggle to control their powers. You said it didn’t help, though. I’m glad that you were able to figure it out without professional help.
You were kidnapped before. Does it get any easier? I’m sorry to hear that.
-M
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Oh so about the therapy thing yeah my powers came when I was like 15 and that’s usually a little old for that therapy but they made a special exception. But no it didn’t work. Actually my parents were planning to send me away to a specialist where I could get the help I needed but it never ended up happening. So I just never learned how to control them.
On a related note a giraffe ate my new phone but I tried out the delivery thing again before that! I kind of expect to get the wrong things because of my powers haha so I’m not going to complain about my ten bottles of ketchup. But my jam did shatter again so I have to decide if it’s worth the anxiety of going to the store.
The first time I got kidnapped, I was really scared. I didn’t know what was happening. They wanted information, I think? I was panicking really bad because they kept pointing guns at my head. I got out pretty quick but it was bad for a long time. I didn’t want to leave my apartment. I mean I never do, really, but it was even worse.
I don’t know when I moved on. I think my sink broke and I was forced to leave the house, but moving isn’t the same as moving on, you know? Like you can run anywhere but it’s usually just running away. You have to face it.
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Thanks for the advice. I really liked that last thing you said.
I don’t want to face them, though. I know I have to, but what if they take me again?
I’m sorry. These are my problems, not yours.
-M
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Oh gosh I didn’t mean you have to face Xornoth!! No that sounds bad! They literally kidnapped and tortured you for like a month dude! Honestly forget what I said about the whole running away thing, you should really try to get away from this situation if you can. You shouldn’t feel responsible for Xornoth when they hurt you like that, let someone else deal with that! There are tons of supers in the city, just tell one of your friends that you don’t want to be involved with Xornoth and they’ll take care of it!
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I’m the Primary Protector, though. It’s my job to face the city’s greatest threats, and Xornoth is one of them. I should be able to handle them.
I don’t want my friends to see me any differently. They already give me weird looks. I honestly wasn’t very badly hurt—I was mostly malnourished. They don’t understand why I’m not back in the game yet. I don’t know how to tell them.
I wish I could leave.
-M
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:(( it sounds like you’re really struggling. Do you think you might have PTSD? You don’t have to answer that. But you should take your time! If it was anyone else, I think they’d have moved very far away to get away from the danger which is smart. It’s actually really upsetting that you can’t. Maybe you can work out like a code with your friends so that they can come in and handle Xornoth if they show up while you’re working? Honestly just the fact that they were able to kidnap you once means that there should be extra protection for you. Heck maybe I can do something.
If you need anything though I’m here. I don’t get it exactly but I kind of know what it’s like. I mean yeah I’ve been kidnapped before a couple of times but I know what it’s like to not want to go outside in general. To be scared of what could happen. Well you have other friends but I’m here to help if I can. I don't make promises ever because they never work out for me but I'm here.
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Thank you for the offer. I don’t think there’s anything you can do to help.
I have been diagnosed with PTSD, actually. I’m also readjusting to my antidepressants still, so my therapist thinks some of my anxieties come from the meds change and will even out in time.
I think I’ll do a public interview soon. I don’t want them to think that they’ve scared me away.
They’re dangerous. Please don’t endanger yourself. They experimented on me They might try to It isn’t worth the risk.
-M
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The craziest fight happened downtown!
Okay so I was really just trying to get to the Planet Fitness to take a shower (I’m not homeless haha my shower is broken again) but Mythics was battling Pearl downtown and it was WILD. Like they were not pulling any punches, and I thought they were kind of friendly rivals but this was just crazy! But then the Oracle got involved? So the fight just kind of stopped when he touched them and then he left. I thought the Oracle was a villain but that was vigilante behavior if you ask me. I get it though, if I could’ve done that I would’ve. Like maybe he just needed to take a shower too.
Anyways my powers decided to make everything ten times worse like usual so a giant worm burst out of the ground. Maybe I should have let the Oracle touch me too so that I could join Mythics and Pearl on the ground crying. They’re fine btw some civilians dragged them out of the way of the worm. I was too busy trying to figure out a way to deal with the worm. I think Mythics woke up and magicked it into one of his portal things.
But anyways it was crazy. Well you probably already saw it on the news or something.
I hope the interview goes well!! How does that even work? Like does somebody come to your house or do you go to the news station or what? I'm assuming you've done a couple of interviews before idk.
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I saw about the attack. You should look up ‘tired man throws phone at giant worm video’ if you haven't seen it.
For the interview, I reach out to a news outlet and set up an interview (or, more often, they reach out to me). Then we usually meet in a nice room in their office. I've done tons of interviews, you can find them on my twitter or on youtube.
I'm nervous about the interview. I tried to get a reporter I like but I just know that they'll ask me why I've been away. I don't want them to think I'm weak. It isn't your problem, anyways. I'll talk about it with my therapist.
Really though, you should watch that video.
-M
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NOOO THAT'S SO BAD THAT SHOULD BE A CRIME
In my defense I was really tired and I just threw whatever was in my hand at the worm, I didn't realize it was my phone.
I've never given an interview before but man that sounds stressful. I hope it goes well! I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention me in it of course but you know that. Good luck and let me know how it goes!
Also if it helps at all taking time off definitely doesn't make you weak. Sometimes it's even stronger to admit you need a break than to keep powering through. Especially after being held captive and tortured for a month.
Good luck again!!
S
P.S. your cat is super cute but maybe she shouldn't be outside? It's really dangerous for cats to live outdoors and I don't want to accidentally hurt her :((
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Thanks for the kind words.
I can send you the link to the interview if you tell me your phone number. Or I can dm it to you on twitter—is the verified account actually you? The one that mostly shares scam links and random ip addresses?
Also I'm working on leash training Elle, so that we can go on walks and she can be an inside cat.
-M
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I've tried to write this note like fifty times but the paper keeps tearing so I'll keep it short. My phone number changes a lot and I currently don't have a phone (giraffe again) but I'll just look it up when I get one! And yep that's my twitter, I try to delete the old pictures of me it posts but I gave up on when it posts my location.
Good luck again!
S
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Why don’t you delete twitter?
-M
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I did :(
S
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Solidarity, your life kind of sucks.
-M
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You’ve got no room to talk, mister.
S
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So that’s what it is, isn’t it? We’re just two losers.
-M
P.S. but, for the record, your life is way worse than mine.
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Okay I’ve got a new phone and I watched the interview! You did incredible, I think I would’ve run away like two seconds in. Like even when they asked that one question about why you weren’t back to work when you’re pretty much physically all right, you really kept it together. I was genuinely so impressed.
Also you’re looking good! I don’t know how to explain it haha, but you look a lot better than you did on my living room floor. How are you doing? Do you think it went well?
S
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I’d look a lot better in your bed Thanks for watching. It was hard. It was really hard. But I think it helped. I feel kind of better about getting back into it all. Not yet, but maybe soon.
Do you ever wish you’d chosen a different path in life?
-M
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I never really had a choice to make.
S
P.S. but if I wasn’t powered, I think I’d want to do something with my hands. I used to think subways were the coolest thing ever. I wouldn’t mind learning how to fix a subway car.
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I studied to be an architect. I loved city architecture. I wanted to design skyscrapers.
I didn’t ever plan to be a hero full-time, but I do like it. I enjoy my job. I’m famous, I live comfortably, I do cool stuff on TV.
But what if I would’ve been happier as an architect?
Sorry, this isn’t your problem. I should talk to my therapist about it.
-M
P.S. Maybe you can take a community college mechanics course?
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I really can’t, cars tend to break down around me. I don’t even take Ubers anymore (not related to the car breaking-down thing, but because last time the driver held me at gunpoint and stole my phone and wallet).
Honestly mate, if you want to be an architect I'd say go for it. Even if it's only something you can do on the side you know? There's tons of people who never got the chance to do what they love. You deserve a good life.
S
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Thanks. I'm sorry that you never got to choose. You deserve a good life, too.
I can't let Xornoth win. If I run away, it's defeat. If I don't do anything about it, they might hurt someone else.
I need to take care of this myself.
-M
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That sounds like a suicide note.
S
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Wouldn't be the first time.
-M
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You should ask your friends for help. You don't have to do this alone. You shouldn't face them alone.
S
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I haven't really talked to anyone since I got back. I know it isn't healthy but I can't. They don't get it. They don't know what Xornoth did to me. I can't let it happen to anyone else. They're a danger to the city and it's my duty to take them down. Alone.
I'm sorry.
-M
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You aren't alone, okay? If you have no one else, you have me.
S
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Thank you.
-M
P.S. it means so much to me. I consider you a friend. You have me, too.
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I saw you on the news fighting the Engineers. You looked good! The fight went really well. How do you feel about it? Is there anything I can do to like support you?
S
P.S. Elle won't stop begging me for belly rubs but each time I try she nips my fingers :(
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Hey are you doing all right? I mean you took a little bit of a hit in that fight so it's okay if you can't make it to my apartment to drop off a note haha. You can email me if it's easier [email protected].
S
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Major please just like let me know that you're okay.
S
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I may have broken into Blossom’s house (I meant to just knock but the door fell down) and she kicked my butt but she hasn't seen you in a while, she said. Are you okay? I'll break into your house next haha.
S
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I know you told me not to write notes while I'm on your doorstep but if you don't open the door by tomorrow night I'm breaking in. Elle keeps trying to get me to follow her inside. I'm going to watch your house until tomorrow night, okay? You don't have to write back, just open the door.
I'll come for you.
S
P.S. I didn't mean to sound weird or creepy I mean I have your back. I'll come save you if they got you.
I promise.
#empires smp#esh au#empires smp fanfic#empires superpowers au#mas writes#scott smajor#jimmy solidarity#anon please don't let this preclude you from writing more#bc i would love to see it if you want!!#i deliberately left plenty of gaps in case anyone felt like filling them in#it was fun to write though#i did not expect to write this#they're both disasters and i love them#something just hits different about enemy domain jimmy#this is on ao3 under the name 'from the enemy domain'#similar to the other from this au of au 'into the enemy domain'#ummm lmk what you think#love you guys
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such a mind blower
wonder by @catfacedcat


#fourth one is a redraw of @guy-named-xtatic's art !#it will go down in history as the first mindblow fanart to ever grace earth#tysm wander#anyway ummm uhhhhm#yeah oc yaoi so what....#theres also ultra so i mean#we fw ultra#hot dawg [proud]#im gonna end them#mindblow#woy oc#art tag#meme tag
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what taskmaster season should i watch
#i just recently did uhh the one with lolly and the one with charlotte#4 and 9 i think#and obv i was watching the newest one as it aired.#christ was like. 16?? it cant be that many can it#anywayyy#which season has ummm whats his fucking name. joe.#not lycett. is his name even joe i dont remember#the guy who like lowkey hated himself and was sad all the time#guys idk what im talking about#taskmaster
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small pixelated creatures (au explaination here)
#deltarune#my art#deltarune au#triscript#i made two versions for my favorite ones ONLY!!!!!! (actually just the ones that ive already shared multiple versions of...)#the addisons are different ms paint color and blue is wearing spamboss merch from head to toe 💯💯 CLASS TRAITOR#quinn is so scrunkly i want to put her in a blender. its the truth#YES METTATON IS STILL TALLER THAN THE SKY HE'S WEARING HEELS AND IS A ROBOT!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME#also maddie is mad mew mew's name. because mad mew mew is a long name#okay ummm if you want to see sprites of anyone in particular (even guys i havent posted yet. like t'asquer) just send me an ask and i will#make them for you. i love you my dear followers
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eclipse - a group of misunderstood people trying to express themselves and reach others through song. they have a soft, orchestral, impressionistic sound to their music.
MISSION!! worldwide smile ☆☆☆ - a fun-loving band dedicated to making people happy with their pop songs! composed of earnest, loving people who want to help others while proving their worth to themselves and everyone else.
MAYONAKA BLACK - a group of misfits who, despite their diverse backgrounds, have been connected through the internet. their very hype, synthesized instrumentals are juxtaposed with dark, poetic lyrics.
Starlight Express - a theatrical trio who puts liveliness into everything they do in an attempt to put a smile on the faces of their friends and families.
decrowned - after a rather embarrassing fall from grace, a former star recruits two upcoming talents to perform with her again. with heartfelt lyrics and resonant vocals, they're taking every stage by storm.
TIGER EYE - a punk rock group, sick of the people in power and the systems in place in society. they have a unique blend of strong percussions, rocking guitars, powerful vocals, and stunning dance moves.
hyperdrive!!! - a boy struggling to find his identity is guided solely by two people who couldn't care less about theirs. they have a certain level improvization and new personality in every performance.
#chatter#you can probably guess some.#of course vil is obvious of course i'm using she/her pronouns for her when am i not#i'll make a proper tag when i name it fr#long post#i have so many ideas now guys i churned out the whole storyline and everything overnight ummm#very excited for sebek specifically i think it will be a hit with sebek enjoyers everywhere#neige and chenya are also part of it so i could have. more even groups lol...#typing it up like a 15k word fic eventually#they call me aira the way i am obsessed with idols everywhere....#<- also because i kin him. what who said that lol...#anyways i made sure that everyone was adding something to their group they are all equally important to the narrative bc i love everyone
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Imagine being benched for months and finally getting the chance to play on the field just for the mc to say he doesn’t want you and asks for the blue haired bitch instead
#i know thats not what he said hut for the sake of this post yes it is#this is about that guy in blue lock i actually can’t remember his name ummm jin? i think???#dor spoken
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new award show idea: when a piece of older media gets back into the mainstream/when people realize how good a show or movie or anything is even years later, they should be able to like re-put them up for awards and shit
#like for example to name a few the falsettos revival cast or dylan o’brien as void stiles and i know there’s more#but these guys aged like a fine wine and why can’t they reap the rewards of their popularity#just because the ‘window of acknowledgment’ has passed shouldn’t mean they get no recognition#idk what to tag this either ummm#random thoughts
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i keep wanting to talk about my swtor experience but every time i log out i forget what happened -_-’
#smudgy.txt#OK ummm so i got a house and a ship now#and qyzen was like 'so usually i have to sit w the cargo bc ppl hate us' and i was like 'what the hell'#& im still like 'what the hell' bc girl WHAT THE HELL#n he was like 'oh its understandable bc the Bad Trandoshans make us look bad :/' n im just like.. girl?????#anywayyy ive also got this guy named amity on my ship i think hes a toh fan or w ever#and im trying to find a sith guy which i think is kind of funny. like bro i was just born are u sure abt this#ANYWAY like basically its hard to talk abt bc its like a million things happening bc i keep picking up#more missions than i can handle n overwhelming myself <3#but i like tha game its. surprisingly addicting#kind of mad i cant get a mount till.. level 25?????? tho#like. ok#struggle of a jedi ig
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finally finishing the homestuck epilogues by golly this dirk guy sure is somethin
#krimplyposts#every day i see a control freak and go wow this guys just like me for real in the most disgusted way possible#dirk is absolutely more controlling than i am but i mean he's a prince of heart obviously he will be i mean what kind of mage would i be#if i destroyed minds?? not a good one thats for sure i was gonna ramble for another paragraph but i think that wouldve been too reveal#ng for a tumblr post so instead ummm read kripsystuck: the stuckening :thumbs up:#the whole reason i wanted to finish the epilogues were cuz i wanted to learn more about ultimate selves for Stuckening cuz i really wanna#rite an ultimate self im thinking about them so much already and i havent even introduced them in story yet but i really really want to b#t im still in that like act 1 silly sort of stage but oh my goodness do i wanna speedrun the rest of sburb but you have to like let things#play out yknow or else it doesnt feel as rewarding getting to the good parts#also her name is cali and its just like theres significance to this name that i cant elaborate on without spoiling who she is i need t#get writing DESPERATELY i need to write this all out so i can talk about them#tally ho
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you ever see a post . hold on ill put it in tags bc i have the unpopular opinion here
its very rude and hateful you cant get mad if you read it bc i have warned you
#that song was so fucking bad and every time it played i felt an unerving overwhelming rage and now its stuck in my head and im so mad#like they put it in everything it played everywhere and that guys voice sounded like 💆♀️💆♀️💆♀️ oh my gooddd#'you hate most pop music of the 2010s it doesnt count' that one and ummm#the other one that is almost exactly the same. thats like gonna be the best night of my life ohohohoh whatever#what song is that . it was randomly in some whale documentary i had to turn it off#both of those songs. like actually hate the way i hate um. oh my god i dont wanna get it stuck in my head#meet me halfway and 🧘♀️🧘♀️ dude its a newer one that plays in stores its like. something about dancing with a stranger oh my gooddd awful#like i can just name songs i hate that play everywhere and get stuck in my head but damn no i do not relate to 70k note tumblr post bc it#painful to listen to thank youuuuuu
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cws; smut, rough s*x, mentions sq**rting, milkman cliché, namecalling, sum back scratching, this is goofy asf LOL 🐥
Milkman!Gojo who doesn't just 'dick you down'; he fucks you into the 4th dimension. His strokes are actually insane. You can't keep up with him and he's laughing about it because up until now it's been you who's the horniest — the lonely single hottie flirting obnoxiously with the way too fuckable milkman. Shit, it was you who begged him to fuck you dumb in the first place. He's jus' delivering! One second he's giving you milk and the next he's stripping his uniform off and letting his cock spring out to give you... well, more milk?!
Locking you into the nastiest mating press you've ever endured, milkman!Gojo's slamming into your sensitive pussy so hard and fast at the perfect angle that you're actually scared of your orgasm — how he works it out of you with such violent thrusts that you hiccough and feel like you're about to cry. He just gives it to you without mercy, no breaks no bullshit he is dicking you the fuck downnn
"Holy shit! Nng! Fuck! Don't you fucking stop!" you squeal, clawing desperately at his back and leaving raw red lines, "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Ahhh ummm I'm gonna c-cum?! Nnn!! I'm gonna cum... I'm cumming on your cock... I... um... shit, I-I'm ahh cumming...!"
His dick has you stressing out — like actually. Your pussy's under pressure like she's taking a big dick exam. Each inch he packs into your spasming cunt is changing your world perspective. Did you squirt? You can't tell. But you came without touching your clit for like, the first time, which is insane to you. His cum is pumping into you and he's shuddering, calling you a slutty bitch or whatever other foul names — with affection, you know, he's a charming guy. And he's left you with a charming creampie to ooze out your abused cunt.
He's stifling laughter once he's done filling you up with his milk, sliding his cock out with a nasty squelchy pop! and he's asking if you're okay after literally ruining you; you can't move a single muscle, you can only "bask" in the afterglow which feels more like an aftershock because that orgasm was some high-level earthquake shit.
"What the fuck... I need t-t-to lay here and think about life for a bit..."
He's howling with laughter, "Damn, did I fuck your brains out or what?"
"Nah, shut up with ya bullshit — your dick is insane, no wonder you can't keep a girlfriend. Like, there's dicking down and then there's whatever that was — plowing me into the fourth fucking dimension... don't laugh!"
So now after that, you call your milkman up whenever you need "insane 4th dimension dicking down" and he snickers, ready to deliver — knocking at your door and waiting to cum inside.
#sorry i went insane and wrote this#milkman gojo <3#mdni#tw smut#smut#gojo smut#gojo x reader smut#satoru gojo smut#gojo satoru smut#jjk smut#jjk x reader smut#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#gojo#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#jjk x reader
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