#UHGGHGHHHHH

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So uh… kskskwkskakwkwkkwk UGH I WANNA PARRLYN SO HARD BUT SHJWNAJQJQJAJANANA FUCK YOU

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The signs as texts to my boyfriend

Aries: Oh you would think a movie called "moans" was good

Taurus: Woahwoahwoahwoah

Gemini: Our unspoken rule is only one ya/yeah each

Cancer: Good morning baby :)

Leo: Uhgghghhhhh I just want everything to be clean without me cleaning it

Virgo: Potatoes can be awesome and beautiful

Libra: If you wake up and want to hang out but I'm not responding just come over and wake me up, yes? Yes.

Scorpio: Okay, my mom told me I can't leave the house in these shorts so I'm throwing on jeans and then I'll be out

Sagittarius: I'm so hot and tired and bored and I just want to shower and hang out with you

Capricorn: Let's just go to ikea

Aquarius: Procrastinating was nice until I threw up...

Pisces: I'm home and there was a cute little raccoon family!!!!