#UH bye my Favourite . iconic !

[widowbitessting]

Sugar Mommies Pt.3

I am so sorry for the stupidly long wait! I didn't think it would explode this much and I've not had much confidence in my writing for months.

Hope you enjoy this even though it is rubbish haha

If you want to be tagged, comment below and let me know ❤️

Warnings: Erm, bad writing?

When you told MJ you had given your new mystery women your phone number...she was, safe to say, thrilled for you.

Her feet literally skid to a halt in front of you.

“You gave them your number? You never give out your number!”

“Yeah. Well…” God, you can feel the exact moment when your blush slams onto your face. “I dunno. Thought it would be a good time to try it.”

MJ continues to run around the apartment, throwing her books into her bag as she goes.

“I am so proud of you Y/N. So proud!” She fumbles around for her keys, finally finding them half hidden under the couch. “Promise to tell me the second they text you?”

You nod, letting out a small laugh.

“I promise, MJ. Now go on, you’re already late.”

“You better tell me when they message you!” MJ throws open the door and is halfway down the hall when she adds, “Get your flirt on, Y/N!”

“Bye MJ!”

You hear her faint, “Bye!” as you shut your door.

When you check your phone, there’s no new messages and you let out a sigh.

“Better get ready for class.”

30 minutes later and as you’re walking into your local, and quite frankly favourite coffee shop: Coffee Bean & Brew, your phone buzzes in your pocket.

Natasha R (10:43): Good morning, Y/N. Did you sleep well? x

You bite your bottom lip to try and calm down the smile forming on your face, as you join the line to order your drink.

Y/N (10:44): Morning, Natasha. I did, thank you. How’re you three doing?

Natasha R (10:44): I’m perfectly fine, thank you sweetheart. Wanda and Carol however are rather moody. If I don’t get back to you then you know they turned on me. Xx

Y/N (10:45): Uh oh. I’ll prepare my statement for when I’m questioned shall I? :) Is there anything I can do to help?

“Hi there, can I take your order?”

You quickly look up to the lady smiling at you and order your go to drink. She continues to smile politely at you as she writes down your order on your take out cup and takes your payment.

You look back at your phone as you move down to the end counter.

Natasha R (10:46): They’re moody because I’m the one talking to you and they haven’t had the chance to yet.

“Ah.”

Y/N (10:48): Sounds like you’re in for a rough time there. I’m just getting my drink before class. Xx

You take your drink and leave the coffee shop, walking your well known route to your college campus.

It’s a ten minute walk, give or take and as you make it onto the college grounds and beeline for your classroom; Natasha replies.

Natasha R (10:59): You definitely have the better end of the stick, Y/N. They really want to talk to you, before we meet up. Am I okay to set something up so they don’t try and kill me? I’d like to meet you too.

You manage to take your seat just as the clock hits 11 dead on and sigh in relief. Unlike MJ, you have yet to be late to any of your classes.

You set up your things on the table as your lecturer begins taking the register, saying “Here,” when your name is called.

You’re just about to pick your phone up, to try and sneakily tell Natasha you’re in class and that you’ll message her later, when it begins to buzz like crazy and you all but throw it into your bag; apologising to your lecturer with red cheeks.

Although now, your attention is focused entirely on the messages you’re receiving and not on the power point being shown in front of you. With a small tap on your iPad, it lights up and you open it before pausing over your usual note taking app.

The iMessages icon is there, with 4 unread messages that are just screaming out to you to read them.

No. No. You’re here to learn. Natasha and...her partners can wait. Yes. They can wait two hours.

To your credit, you make a whole page of notes before giving in.

You block the left side of your iPad with your elbow, letting out a small bored sigh before saving your work and quickly clicking on your iMessages.

If you were having a drink, you would have spat it out.

If MJ saw your messages, you’re for sure her head would explode.

You’ve been added to a group chat: Sugar Baby❤️

Holy fuck.

You tear your eyes from the unread messages on the group chat and see Natasha’s unread message.

Natasha R (11:00): I hope this is okay, Y/N. If it isn’t, tell me and I will delete the group chat and Wan and Carol can wait to meet you. Xx

You chew on your bottom lip again as you open the group chat.

Natasha R (11:01): Happy now ladies?

Wanda M (11:01): Couldn’t be happier!! Hi, Y/N x

Carol D (11:02): It’s about time, Romanoff. Hello Y/N x

Y/N (11:34): Hey guys, it’s nice to finally be able to talk to you! Xx

To keep yourself occupied while they reply, you make yourself take more notes. Only, they reply quicker than you anticipated and your note taking gets quickly forgotten.

Wanda M (11:35): Thought we had scared you off there, sweetie. Are you okay? Xx

Carol D (11:35): Yeah, now Natasha has stopped hogging you to herself.

Y/N (11:36): I’m fine. Sorry for the late reply, I’m in class! It just started when you made the group chat I think xx

Carol D (11:37): You’re in class still?

Wanda M (11:37): Tut tut are you texting in class? Xx

Natasha R (11:37): Is this true, Y/N?

Wow. You really regret telling them about class.

Y/N (11:38): Would you believe me if I said we were taking a small break…?

Wanda M (11:38): I like this one, Nat x

Carol D (11:40): Doesn’t mean she should be texting in class.

Natasha R (11:40): Oh sweetheart, if only we had discussed everything. I’d have you over my knee for this. But until then, stop texting us. Concentrate on your class and message us when you’re finished. We will still be here x

“Oh my God.”

Wanda M (11:40): Nat’s right x

Carol D (11:41): We will x

Y/N (11:41): Sorry! Okay, I’ll text you when my class is over! Xx

Carol D (11:41): Until then sweetheart x

Wanda M (11:41): Can’t wait x

Natasha R (11:42): Speak to you later, sweet. Don't be long x

Pt.1 Pt.2 Pt.3

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[nct-lian]

wayv’s relation to lian

KUN + LIAN: LUN

they have the cutest little interactions ever :(

was one of the members that kun was most comfortable around at first

she made him feel so welcomed!

when nct 2018 appeared on weekly idol, lian was placed in the front

but she moved her chair over to kun’s side to be closer to him !!!!!!!

lun stans found dead

they go out to eat food together a lot :D

now that lian doesn’t feel the need to look over him anymore, he stepped in and is now a very good parental figure for her

he bought her an expensive ass ring for her birthday

him and johnny both being her dad: 🤝

kun has been arguing back and forth with chenle about lian’s chinese name

he loves the name xiuying for her :(

they hype each other up all the time !!

lian and kun had the best time with each other when filming from home

we got so many adorable clips of them :DDDD

when talking to each other they can’t pick a solid language

like they’re always switching between mandarin and korean

they also slip in a bit of english at times as well

TEN + LIAN: LITEN

if kun is her dad then ten is her cool uncle

he lets her do whatever she wants

like he will just sit and watch as she teases the fUCK out of hyuck

HES TEACHING HER THAI

just like kun they switch between multiple languages in a conversation

they normally speak english with each other!

their fashion game is always on point.

no actually they literally wore matching shirts one time

liten supremacy breaking the internet: <3

ten once said “guys she’s like my daughter stop being weird~~~!” on vlive when people kept asking if him and lian were dating

as he should !

they mention each other ¿ everywhere ?

THEY DANCE TOGETHER ALL THE TIME

ten even helped her choreograph the new ver. of yoncé

don’t touch me i’m soft

no because ten ships her with someone in the group … just not who you’d think ;)

i swear he’s her #1 hypeman

ten was actually the one who made their ship name- goals asf sry i don’t make the rules

WINWIN + LIAN: LIWIN

lian is yet another member of nct who will sacrifice her soul to the devil for winwin

“winwin winwin winwin winwin is on the mind forever and always i love you winwin” was what she posted for his birthday

AND THE FEELING IS MUTUAL

winwin loves her just as much and he shows it

he likes hugging her DDDDD:

also ten ships them

so that’s that uh :p

lian cried so hard when he had to pause promotions with 127 :(

especially because they were super close!

winwin was actually another one of her first friends in nct because she was fluent in mandarin

and they were both super comfortable speaking with each other :)

winwin: i like lian the most :D

yuta + taeil: am i a joke to you?

no cause yuta is constantly losing in this thing

lian picks winwin and winwin picks lian what is happening

winwin’s current lockscreen is a picture of lian rolling her eyes at yangyang

yup yup their lockscreen tradition LISTEN AND WEEP

winwin’s selfies are lian’s favourite thing :)

LUCAS + LIAN: LULIAN

omfg the chaos these two bring

i’m crying because nct 2018 was chaotic in itself but lulian was something else

THEY WERE ALWAYS SCREAMING ????

taeyong was going through an existential crisis the entirety of 2018

AND BYE LUCAS WILL NOT STOP COMPARING THEIR HAND SIZES

leave it in 2018 sweetheart we been knew lian is the size of a jellybean

he had her react to his drama where he dances to replay after killing his girlfriend

lian confirmed it was 10/10 and would recommend watching

she genuinely thinks lucas should have been added to nct dream and she stands by that opinion daily

the MOMENTS we got during nct world 2.0 were chefs kiss

they were both so chaotic while mark was frying eggs

“MARK WHAT ARE YOU DOING (⊹つ•۝•⊹)つ”

the oldest + youngest in the 99’ line remain iconic

lian hates him but loves him at the same time

because he’s nice to her but he SPENDS TOO MUCH OF HIS TIME MAKING FUN OF HER HEIGHT

“lian you’re like literally two feet tall i could fit you in my pocket”

“i will drop kick you in 2.5 seconds if you don’t shut the fuck up wong yukhei”

lucas once said that their favourite thing to do together was play at playgrounds

XIAOJUN + LIAN: XIAN

what you’ve all been waiting for

xiaojun went so long thinking that lian was chinese (∩╹□╹∩)

like she speaks mandarin perfectly, has a chinese stage name

IT WAS A REASONABLE MISTAKE LET HIM LIVE

when they met the first thing he said to her was how pretty she was

“y-you’re so pretty uhh”

*cue distressed xiaojun*

he followed lian on instagram before nct 2020 was even confirmed

dedication

he didn’t know jaehyun or yuta liked her and accidentally patted her head in front of them and called her cute

AND THAT WAS RHE DAY BEFORE THE WHOLE “xiaojun is terrified of yuta” THING HAPPENED

PLEASEHANDHJEJSB

they’d like to do a duet someday :)

he couldn’t get her lyrics from kick it out of his head when he first listened to the song

sometimes still quotes them around her to make her laugh

lian hyped his drama up SO MUCH !1!1!1!€]£<]~\£>€{

“dejunnie is having an acting debut soon !! please go support him and his cast~”

xiaojun brags about that a lot ... and her nickname for him :)

HENDERY + LIAN: LIANDERY

the teasing

THE MF TEASINF THEYRE SO ANNOYING

besties ™

they would occasionally message each other before and they considered themselves to be pretty close but when nct 2020 happened they were chaos

especially when they ended up in the work it unit together

everyone was so sick of them like they would not shut up about random ass things

hendery and lian are like another version of haechan and lian

but minus the lovey stuff they sometimes do

with liandery it’s constant teasing and making fun of each other 24/7

and it’s all fun and games so they can go DOWN if they’d like to

lian roasted him so hard once bye

they were supposed to be a pair on “it’s awkward but it’s ok”

but they developed such a good friendship within like two weeks that they had to switch up the members

hendery is kinda soft for her though ngl

he’ll just randomly poke her dimples

BUT HE WONT LIE AND SAY HE WASNT INTIMIDATED BY HER AT FIRST

it was just the way she presented herself at that time because she was a little frustrated, but it wasn’t anything that wouldn’t change later on

hendery thought she was older than him by like three years rip

YANGYANG + LIAN: YANGLIAN

when lian met yangyang she gained another child

but yangyang’s not a baby anymore (҂⌣̀_⌣́)

yet he’ll 100% act cute so that she does stuff for him

she’s not complaining though anything for her son

they’re like yangyang and ten all over again

once had a whole ass conversation through memes

it started with spongebob ended with shrek

lian now knows how to introduce herself in german thank you yangyang

not lian teaching yangyang toronto slang :’)

yangayng for some reason gave her big haechan energy when they first met

because the first thing he did was mock her height

he literally bent down and said “can you see me better”

lian: hello i saw you perfectly fine before my neck isn’t broken sir

but it was okay because now they have a really playful relationship with each other :D

have teamed up on numerous occasions to make kun’s life harder

“i thought the chaos stopped with yangyang, lian when did you become such a problem child?”

but lian gets special treatment because well .. she’s lian what do you think

yangyang calls her lili :)

[bittywitches]

Could you do Crush by Tessa violet for E?

Ethan steps out of the changing room into the waiting area where you are, a bit shy and flustered from the looks of it, making you bite the inside of your cheek to stop the giddy smile.

“Well? Thoughts?”

“I liked the first one better.” Your friend Isabella says, her arms crossed against her chest with a judgmental look as scrutinized Ethan in his blue blazer.

“I think you look sexy,” You add slyly, unconsciously biting your lower lip as you look him up and down.

Ethan rolls his eyes, ignoring you again for what felt like the seventh time this morning, despite having a little grin on his face. “Izzy?”

“It’s loose around your torso. It’s gonna make you look even smaller than you usually do when you stand next to Gray-”

“Okay that’s enough!” He turns around and storms back into the change rooms, leaving Isabelle chuckling.

She looks over at you, who is now pensively watching Ethan’s back as it disappears behind the white cement wall. You sigh, resting your elbow on the armrest of your white chair as you hold your head in your hand, a small pout on your lips.

“I don’t get how your guys’ relationship works.”

“Believe me, I don’t either.” You groan, sinking back into the comfortable chair, closing your eyes as you breathe out.

“Do you seriously think he doesn’t realize you’re coming onto him?”

“He has to know! It’s not like I try to hide it! I’m so blatantly obvious.” You peak an eye open to look at her, but she’s just got the same expression on your face, looking off into a far corner. “He’s definitely just not into me.”

“That can’t be though.” You lean your head to the side against the pillow to look at her, your eyebrow raised as you give her a pity shake of the head. “Come on, you see the way he looks at you! Or just the way he reacts to you being around? He’s always so smiley and giddy. And you know he’s not that soft when you’re not around?”

You sit up now. “Soft??”

“You know, like all flustered n shit. He can be an asshole sometimes, just never in front of you.”

“Aww, he pretends to be nice for me?” You balance both your elbows on your knees now, cradling your chin in your hands as you smile.

“Girl, you’re both the same type of crazy.” She says, and you giggle.

“Okay, I think this is the one.” You both cough and straighten when you see Ethan return, now sporting a sleek gray blazer. He’s wearing a a black turtle neck underneath, hugging his frame flatteringly. “What’re we thinking?” He gives you both a little spin.

You’re distracted, your eyes just trained on him because, damn, it’s a good look for him. You could imagine the red carpet photos already, and how you’ll stare at them for ages when they’re released...

“You’re right, this ones a lot better.” Izzy stands up and walks of ter him, flattening the sides of the coat and fixing his collar before taking a step back to look at him again. “This is definitely my favourite out of all of them.”

“You think?” Izzy nods, and he turns around to look at himself in the mirror, posing some more with a devilish smile. 

“Y/N? What do you think?” He turns again to look at your now, his hands stuffed into the pockets of the blazer. 

You perk up, a little frazzled. He wants my opinion?

“Uh, yea. I agree, I really like this one. You looked like... a hot college professor.” 

Ethan blinks at you, and you wince. “Sorry, I don’t know how to speak normal. It looks really good.”

He smiles at you, and you return it, having to blush at his gentle expression. 

“Alright then, this one it is.”

----

You close your apartment door behind you, locking it before sighing and leaning back against the cool frame. All you could think about on the drive home from the mall was Ethan and that damn blazer. You shivered, and you wanted to believe it was just because of the cool metal of the frame, but you knew better. 

You opened your phone, checking to see what you have scheduled for the rest of the night. Just a few chores, then some reports to write for work. 

You sigh, throwing your bags onto the sofa before collapsing on it, having no motivation to do any of it. You open instagram and start mindlessly tapping through your friends’ stories, before stoping on Ethan’s story.

It’s a picture mirror selfie of him in what you presume to be the change room, wearing the same gray blazer and black turtleneck. His lips are puckered, and his hand is up near his face, holding a pair of glasses that he crudely drew onto the picture. Across it are the words: 

Sexy Professor at your service 😏🧐

You’re face reddens, but you still giggle. You reply to his story with a message:

Firstname.Lastname: Told you :P

Not even a minute goes by before you get a response.

ethandolan: Haha okay fine

ethandolan: Hey wanna facetime?

You raise an eyebrow, but respond.

Firstname.Lastname: kk

A few seconds later you see Ethan’s icon pop up on your screen, and you drag the phone symbol to the right to accept the call.

“Hey,” Ethan’s voice rings out at you, a bit raspy so you can tell he’s tired. He’s wearing an old DT hoodie, and it looks like he’s lying in his bed.

“Hey, what’s up?” You ask him, rolling onto your stomach.

“Ah, nothing. Just showered. Thought I’d check on you to see if you got home okay.”

“Aw, what a gentleman.” You purr at him, and you expect him to react the same way he usually does to your silly flirtations; an eyeroll, a shake of the head and a smile, a “shut up”. But now all he did was look at you a little funny.

“Uh..” You clear your throat. “You okay?”

“No, yea, I just.” He shakes his head. “Izzy just told me the weirdest thing when I was dropping her off today.”

“Oh yea?” Oh god, You thought. What had she gotten you into now?

“Yea.”

“What’d she say?”

“Oh, nothing... just,” he chuckles. “She said that you have a crush on me.”

You stare at your phone screen in disbelief, unsure if you actually heard the words that just came out of Ethan’s mouth. “Uhhm.” You frantically try to sit yourself up, but your arms lips and you land onto your face again before successfully sitting yourself up right on the couch. “Did she now?”

“Yea.”

“...I see.”

“And I said, that’s totally crazy.”

“Ah.”

“...right?”

You tilt your head at him, wincing again like you did at the store. “Weeell...”

Ethan sits up now, his brows furrowed as he looks at you through his phone. “Well what?”

“Well... yea I kinda have a crush on you.”

Ethan almost barks with laughter. “Shut up!”

“What do you mean ‘shut up’? I thought you knew!”

“How the fuck would I know?”

“Oh, I don’t know, other than the fact that I literally flirt with you all the damn time!”

“I thought that’s just how you talk to your friends!”

“Have you EVER seen my talk like that with anybody else?”

“Well, no but...” He runs out of words to say, and just lets out an exasperated sigh as he runs his hand through his hair. 

“I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be weird, it’s no big deal. I know you’re not into me so it’s fin-”

“Woah, hold up. Who said I’m not into you?”

You blink. “Are you saying you’re into me?”

“I’m not saying I’m not into you.”

“Bitch-”

“Why didn’t you just fuckin tell me?”

“Because you weren’t acting on any of my advances so I just thought you didn’t like me like that. It’s not my fault I didn’t know you were so dense.”

“Hey!”

“You ARE!” You laugh, and ends up laughing along with you.

“...So you do like me?”

He sighs. “Yes, Y/N. I like you a lot.”

You grin. “Cool.”

“The fuck is wrong with you??”

“What do you want from me!”

“I don’t know! This isn’t supposed to be happening over the phone!”

“Fine, then do it properly tomorrow when you take me out to breakfast.”

He gapes at you. “I- okay. sure.”

You smile. “Okay I gotta go now. Wear your sexy professor outfit for me tomorrow!”

“Y/N!!”

“Bye!”

[hum-bun]

bruhhh

I binged Tdrr again and I can’t stop thinking about both the rockers :( I love them so much??? hello???? me and my sister binged it a while back and I watched it again and I’m awoogaing so hard whenever they’re on screen. My heart flutters and makes me get all giddy. They’re so dumb and loveable icons. My heart is fast and my knees are weak. Goons I wish to hold and treasure. Rock is not going to be happy about trying to keep eyes on both me and Spud, especially since we essentially share an attention span. 

I’m already working on a big fic that’s been taking months already, me and my sibling are inserting ourselves into it because we’re cool. Also because we have talked strategy for all the challenges.

Spoilers for Total drama: Ridonculous race under the cut, Mostly about elims so uh yeahh

Okay so I was so fucking upset when they were eliminates when I first watched it, I just lost it and was so upset. The double elimination was bull saying it right here, right now. I sat there like “ lol step brothers bye “ ( i didn’t mind them that much as other viewers from what I’ve seen ) BUT FUCK then Don turns around like “ yeah you guys too, bye “ and I remember getting so upset. My sister was laughing at my baffled face. lucky one of her favourite teams at least came back. 

I think the worst part is that this was also the only double elim of the series. They could have booted them at any episode after that and I wouldn’t have been upset. Especially since the next episode was no elim, Could have just got them out there but i guess jr. and Dwayne needed the building moment. But just please, They did not deserve to go at 10th ‘>:(

[headoverhiddles]

Universally Loathsome - Marilyn Manson x Reader

Synopsis: After his show at the Hard Rock in Orlando, you and your man put your complimentary Universal Studios park passes to good use. 

Notes: I wrote this because Universal Florida is my happy place, and I need a pick me up right now lol. Also, this takes place right after this concert, so Heaven Upside Down era. 

His lazy drawl fills the Hard Rock Cafe arena, as the strobes go crazy.

"I love you beautiful motherfuckers so much," he points to the crowd, to a response of deafening cheers, "Florida's where it all started for me, and... I almost got arrested for indecent exposure in Jacksonville, which is... pretty close to here." More cheering. "So if any willing gentlemen in the crowd would like to come up here... and let me put my dick in their mouth..." The cheers grow. "...History can repeat itself." He grins, stumbling around and leaning on the mic stand. "I wonder what would happen if I... oops," he pops the top button of his vest open. "Oh no, I can't believe I just showed you all my tits, ahh, I'm such a slut..."

The crowd is going absolutely insane, and he winks over to you suggestively. You watch your boyfriend, trying to hold in your giggles. He's in what he likes to call rascal mode tonight, you can tell. And good thing-- you two roped complimentary passes inside the theme park for the rest of the night to celebrate, so he can let out all this energy after the show. The regular park closes in a half an hour, horror nights too, with it being Halloween, but the extra hour is just for you two, paid for well no doubt.

After Mar's done and the strobes distract the audience enough for him to bound off stage, he runs into your open arms. After you hug your sweaty man, he picks you up, spinning you around and smiling like a big kid.

"Let's go play." 

"Shower first," you give him a stern look. He nods, resigning himself to the fact that he's really gross and covered in sticky glitter makeup.

You hang out backstage as he gets cleaned up, saying goodnight to some of the roadies. You check social media and search for this concert, as you do sometimes just for fun, and see people already sharing photos they'd taken of Marilyn screaming or wading into the crowd.

You snort to yourself, and save one that looks right up his nostril. Beautiful angle, and perfect for blackmail when he's being a dick.

"Let's do this."

You turn, and see him dressed in a hoodie that reminds you of the full body zip from his High End Of Low days.

"I know what you're thinking, and no, this is not the depression hoodie," he sticks a finger in your face and wags it. "I burned that a long time ago." You pretend to bite his finger, and take his arm.

Your bodyguards, who warily agreed to leave the two of you alone once you get into the park, lead you down, out the back door of the hotel venue, and through a citywalk shortcut to the front gates of Universal Studios Orlando.

"I haven't been here since I was a teenager," you grin, listening to the entrance music and sighing from the nostalgia. "This has always been my happy place."

"I've literally never been here," he tells you, "We go to the one back home in LA, but I've never been to this one myself. I used to live here but I only ever wreaked havoc on Disney with Twiggy."

"Oh, Universal was spared?"

"Until now, yeah. So you'll have to be my tour guide here." He takes his sunglasses from his face, hands them off, and turns to his guards. "Okay, that's fine, we're fine."

"Sir, we really think--"

"We talked to the park operators, and there's like... nobody here right now, we're both fine," Marilyn insists, "Bye." So, you two are left alone as you walk toward the gates.

Your passes are scanned by an older woman who doesn't seem to recognize Marilyn, since his name on the pass is Brian. For the best. To your left, towers one of your favourite rides.

"The Rip Ride Rockit," Marilyn reads the sign, "Ooh. Ooh, I wanna do this. Fuckin cool looking."

"Bri, you get sick on roller coasters."

"I'm too drunk to be sick, the drunk sick makes me not motion sick."

"Well, glad to hear your body has a system," you sigh, and he takes your hand as you two run toward the lit up ride.

"You get to pick your song as you ride," he muses, "Motherfuckers should have my songs on here."

Because he likes to stir shit up and see what he can get away with, Marilyn uses a VIP lanyard with his face on it to get into the express lane.

"Uh..." the young employee hesitates, frowning, "Sir, this is a meet and greet for that concert, not for--" Marilyn puts his hood down, and the guy's eyes widen. He waves you both through, starstruck. 

"Whoever said you shouldn't use your fame to get stuff... probably wasn't even famous," Marilyn says, pulling you up the steps.

"What's the hurry?" you laugh, trying to keep up, "You're just gonna throw up all over me anyway."

"It's a music ride, that's very exciting to me," he says. You can't deny you've missed this ride too, so you keep up.

You're the only two on the roller coaster train as you both pull the bar over from the side to strap yourselves in. The employee working comes over to check, and gives a thumbs up to the operator.

"Give me a handjob," he giggles.

"No! I'm gonna rip your dick off if we do that on this!"

"Nah, that'd happen like... on the Mummy." Apparently he remembers what the Mummy is like in the LA Universal park, and he's not wrong. "Uh. Uh," he starts to snap his fingers as the ride goes up, "Yeah. Hell yeah."

"What song?" you laugh.

"Stronger, by my boy Kanye."

"He's a dickhead, you know."

"So am I, doesn't make my music any less amazing."

You smirk. You'd picked Stronger as well, anyway. 

After the ride, Marilyn hangs onto you, a little bit woozy. "That was a mistake."

"I told you."

"I don't listen, I'm a child, you know this. I don’t like the rides, but the rides like me."

You two walk through the park, past the San Francisco area of the water in the middle.

"This is nice. Just walking."

"Yeah," he says. "It's nice not to vomit." You rest your head on his shoulder, giggling.

You two do a few more rides-- he has way too much fun in Men in Black shooting at everything, and Simpsons becomes a favourite, even if the only part he could keep his eyes open for was the funny queue playing the episodes. He even takes some dark, creepy pictures with the employees in Diagon Alley, posing in his new Slytherin scarf he bought.

"Can this be used for sexy purposes?" he asks one of them, holding up a wand. The girls giggle, and you roll your eyes.

"Um. Wouldn't recommend it," one responds.

"On the other hand..." the second one shrugs, "It's magic. You could just make it into something that could be used for sexy times."

"I like the way this one thinks," Marilyn smirks. "(y/n), I'm gonna use this in you."

"Like hell you are.”

“Please?”

“You can use it to spank me.” You lean in to whisper. “It’s too thin to put it in.” 

Marilyn buys the wand just to make up for the trouble he's causing the poor employees.

You head out of Harry Potter world, and circle back around to do ET.

"I wanna do the Mummy again. And what about those big ones across the citywalk thing? Spiderman, he's cool. I wanna do his ride." 

"That's the other park. If you wanna deal with your manager having a meltdown by requesting another day here tomorrow, that's your call." He immediately takes out his phone, and you huff, feeling sorry for the guy, always having to rearrange flights last minute. 

"Yeah, hey. It's me," Marilyn drawls into the phone, "I need another day here tomorrow. No, I'm just... I'm gonna be really hungover. Lots of vodka and drugs and stuff. Yeah. Amphetamines, got my face in a big... yeah, really bad, I won't be able to fly tomorrow." His eyes light up like a kid in a candy store as he sees the Halloween Horror Nights 2018 tribute store. "Gotta go, I'm snorting coke off (y/n)'s tits. Cancel my flight!"

You both run in, and get shirts from inside-- yours is a Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers one, and his is a Killer Klowns from Outer Space one, with a little clown in boxing gloves on it that says 'Shorty's Boxing Gym: Knocking Blocks Off Since '88." He poses for a picture of the new shirt in front of an old horror movie poster, hands in his jacket pockets and doing his signature sneer. He posts it on his Instagram, captioning it: 

Next motherfucker's gonna get my metal. Pic📷: @(y/handle) #justustwoclowns #wannatussle #truelove #wehatelovewelovehate #happyhalloween #universalorlando #shooterjennings.

You head inside the Egyptian crypt that leads to the Mummy, listening to Brendan Fraser's fake interview about the strange things going on on set. 

"I met him once," Marilyn tells you, "He was scared of me, he thought I was flirting with him."

"I can see how he would. You're just overly affectionate," you pat his arm.

"And high as fuck, but I wasn't flirting with him. He's too much of a pretty boy for me." 

"Yet you still wanna fuck Johnny," you tease him, and he grins, unable to refute that.

You finally get to the loading area after Marilyn stumbles over four posts in the dark queue. The lady there squeals. She's a different one than the one working earlier, and she's obviously a fan.

"Sorry for her," her coworker says, "She's a huge fan of your stuff."

"Nah, it's cool," Marilyn offers a smile.

"I was at the concert, which is why I'm working late," she explains hyperactively, "God, you were soooo amazing!" Marilyn thanks her. She waves at you as well. "By the way, I see your pictures together on insta at shows and premieres and stuff, you two make a really cute couple. Goth icons!" You smile at the girl, and thank her and her coworker for working late for you two. An obligatory selfie later, you and Marilyn get into the ride, and start heading through the darkness. You get to the part where Imohtep's face appears and fire blows beside you.

"You say god," he mutters. "I say Say10."

You get off the ride, and you nearly lose your shit when you see the ride photo. You fall to the floor, and Marilyn looks up at the screen in inquiry.

"Oh my god."

"We're buying it!"

"Absolutely fucking not. Look at my chin!"

"I love your chins, baby."

"I only mentioned one, but thanks."

You dash over to the counter, ordering the picture in the biggest size. It's gold. In it, you've got one hand up happily, the other looped with Marilyn's, and you look generally normal, other than your hair blowing a little from the force of the acceleration. His eyes are glinting yellow from light reflection, so he looks legitimately possessed; he's got his chin pressed down into his neck folds, and his mouth is halfway open, like he just remembered something he wanted to say. It's the most awful picture of him you've ever seen, so naturally, it's getting framed at the house next to his lovely prosthetic limb collection.

"Mm, makes me wanna fuck you," you lick your lips, "Give it to me, baby, I wanna look into those sexy yellow eyes while you destroy my pussy."

"You're fucked up."

You nearly collapse in laughter again.

Despite the terribly candid ride picture, Marilyn decides he likes the Mummy a bit more than the Simpsons, and after riding it four more times without fail, he's nauseous as all hell (as are you) and done in for the night.

You hold hands, heading to the gates. "Hey. Want to stop at Ben and Jerry's on the way out?" you ask.

"Nah," he drawls, hand moving down to your ass and giving it a spank, "You're the only thing I wanna lick tonight." Even motion sick and half-way to hungover, he's still in rascal mode.

A car comes to pick you up, and some press follow you to the car for a bit, taking photos and asking Marilyn for comments on the park and the show until Marilyn wraps his Slytherin scarf around his face. He gets into the car with you, and rolls the window up. The paparazzi obviously saw the Instagram post.

That makes you think...

Messing around on your phone as you're driven back to the hotel, you giggle. Marilyn keeps looking over, but he's currently too nauseous still to speak. You giggle again, and send off what you'd just done.

"Happy Halloween," you grin, punching his shoulder playfully.

He looks at his buzzing phone, and snorts. His bad Mummy picture and stylish posing Instagram picture are side by side, with your accompanying text: "Get you a man who can do both." 

[salwarremade]

👥

boring aes cream white beige is my least favourite colour. uh also are u zayn. u tag ur posts 'z speaks' im like wow never know zayn malik was on tumblr (lichrally tho i dont know ur name nd if its just z.. i'll have to accept it like that i guess) also don't know what ur url means unless its like a couple of alphabets thrown altogether. cute icon tho bye

[ichorvcinsarchived]

— ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS THEN TAG 20 BLOGS YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER!

NICKNAMES :   wolf preferably, mars is fine ZODIAC :   cancer HEIGHT : 5′5.5″ TIME :   11am FAVOURITE BAND / ARTIST :   starset SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD :   bells of notre dame ( jonathan young cover ) LAST MOVIE I SAW :   toy story 4 LAST THING I GOOGLED :   looking at adoptable dogs online bye OTHER BLOGS :   @infinitescul, and @cosmicpurposed which i have been slow on recently DO I GET ASKS :   sometimes? i tend to get like. one or two a month and then hoard them for about 6 months then post them all at once to make myself look popular bye. WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS USERNAME :   because of the way her veins glow like gold when she’s about to shift into another universe FOLLOWING :   143, but probably a lot of inactives in there AVERAGE AMOUNT OF SLEEP :   9 hours WHAT I’M WEARING :   red and white striped tank top, athletic shorts, slippers DREAM JOB :   novelist DREAM TRIP :   my current obsession is going to peru!  FAVOURITE FOOD :   mashed potatoes and corn!! PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS :   piano, but i haven’t practiced in years EYE COLOUR :   it changes HAIR COLOUR :   brown LANGUAGES YOU SPEAK :   english ,  and a tiny spattering of other languages. just basic, mostly useless stuff MOST ICONIC SONG :   uH idk. RANDOM FACT:   i once lost my tooth in a swimming pool and we never found it, but my mom tells the story every time we revisit that pool DESCRIBE YOURSELF AS AESTHETIC THINGS :   funny mugs filled with tea, hands on laptop keyboards, glasses of white wine, piles of pillows and blankets, petting animals, shelves full of knickknacks, stacks of worn out books, late night bonfires, piles of handwritten notes 

TAGGED BY :  @sinbcrn

TAGGING :   any of yall!

[harcove]

About the Author Tag Game

Rules of the Game: Answer these questions and tag 10 blogs you’d like to know better.

I was tagged by @come-get-yall-ochimizu thanks bb- i’m uhh late to doing this cause my ass got lazy ;))))

Nickname: Aim (literally just pronounced Aim lmao), Lonk but only by one person ever it’s a inside joke. But people usually just call me Amy cause my name is literally three letters bye.

Zodiac: Aries

Height: 5′1ft. Y’all i’m short-

Time: 3:43 PM (when I wrote this lololol)

Favourite Band/Artist: Muse, ONE OK ROCK, Thriving Ivory

Song stuck in my head: Hurt by Nine Inch Nails or the Johnny Cash Cover specifically LMAO

Last movie I saw: Uh... I watched the Hakuouki movies with my friend at her house like... 4 weeks ago. I don’t watch a lot of movies.

Last thing I googled: I was looking at Sen’s wikipedia page from Hakuouki lmao

Other Blogs: I have a side blog for the book/the movie The Outsiders

Do I get asks?: Sometimes. It depends on what stage I’m in on my blog. I’ve had this trash for like 8 years or something. Right now it’s mainly just match-up requests.

Why this username: It’s the name of Inuyasha’s mother from Inuyasha lmao. I loved/love Inuyasha and Izayoi but someone had “Izayoi” already so I just did “izayo-i” 

Following: 67. I feel weird/cluttered when I follow too many people? I think the most I had was like 120.

Average hours of sleep: Right now since I’m off university it’s like 7-10. But usually, like 4-6. 

Lucky number: 14

What am I wearing: my pajamas- aka a big Aerosmith t-shirt

Dream job: talking about this makes me nervous cause I hate thinking about my future but I’d love to be a primatologist or just an anthropologist. Maybe a historian. I wouldn’t mind doing translations too at some point.

Dream Trip: Ireland or Scotland. Maybe Japan someday if I can get the language down lmao.

Favourite food: Can I just say the entirety of like Chinese cuisine? 

Instruments I play: I used to be able to kind of play the clarinet but not anymore bih

Eye Colour: it’s weird. Blueish, grey? Sometimes it looks more blue, other times grey. I’m a demon.

Hair colour: Light brown/blondish

Aesthetic: Vintage, grunge? Idk I don’t think about it.

Languages I speak: English, some French, and I’m working on Japanese atm.

Most Iconic Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana, or Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen ;))

Random Fact: I have a lot of animals and love animals a lot. I have 2 guinea pigs, 3 hamsters (used to be like 11 cause one had babies oof bih wtf) a gecko, and a dog, atm.

uhhh as for tagging I get awkward when I have to do this so uh some people who can do this if they want to- you don’t have to! @edomusings @k-chan95 @okie-ta-dokie-ta @rouge-heichou @fleeting-blossom-of-the-dawn

okay bye im weird and awkward 

[noxian-rose]

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS THEN TAG BLOGS YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER!

nicknames: lulu , luna , lilypad , woona , snickerdoodle . 

zodiac: scorpio

height: 5 ❜  2 ❞ 

time: 10 :24 am .

favourite band / artist:  lorde / the weeknd / the neighbourhood . 

song stuck in my head: billie eilish / when the party’s over . 

last movie i saw: cloud atlas . 

last thing i googled: endless space 2 .

other blogs: @luminosityschild ( lux ) , @sleepysheepling​ ( personal ) 

do i get asks: my ask box rn is kind of alot if that helps u answer this question . i still haven’t caught up either & it’s bothering me lol ; i might just have to reset it . 

why did i choose this username: i’m uncreative & it was 12 am when i made this blog so--- yeah , you see where that goes . 

following:  530 people . 

average amount of sleep: no sleep / 1-3 hours  or 10 hours . there’s no inbetween . 

what i’m wearing: a mystic messenger shirt & some comfy pajama pants ft . my blanket 

dream job: i’m all over the fucking place when it comes to what i actually want to do in life . at one point i wanted to be a computer science major , then a graphic designer , & now i think i’m sticking with becoming a child psychologist . 

dream trip: pls stash me in a suitcase & take me to europe . kthx , bye . 

favourite food: believe it or not i don’t actually have a favourite food . or maybe i just don’t care to choose one ? i dunno , either way the answer for this is nada .

play any instruments: i used to play the piano a lot when i was little , & i’m slowly trudging myself back into it . i also really ? wanted to learn violin but man oh man all my effort for that went into writing & art instead so yeah . 

eye color: dark brown .

hair color: dark brown ( not black >:L it keeps getting mistaken as black & i hate it )

languages you speak: english , filipino  , fair amount of spanish , & currently studying french & korean . 

most iconic song: uH . i dunno . i really don’t know LOL .

random fact: you don’t need a degree in rocket science to know i adore stars / astronomy . i love learning about all the constellations & their origins , the different star signs / natal charts , nebulae & galaxies , & all the different types of planets we’ve found so far .we are definitely not alone out here . 

describe yourself as aesthetic things: dark colours --- particularly maroon & black , polaroids , pastel colours , terrariums , constellations , night sky , skirts , all things witchy , pressed flowers , 3am , oversized sweaters , fairy lights . stuffed toys , faded photos , literally anything edgy .

tagged by: no one , i stole it from the dash :v tagging: since it’s been awhile i’ll tag a few people  !  @withperfecttempo , @herpleasvre , @staardusts , @moonaspect , @deathlygaze , @bilgewater-queen , @sxlemnity , @tekromantic & literally anyone else who wants to do it lol . just  @ me in the post i guess ? i love reading these kinds of things :3c . 

[belleamebailey]

Get to Know Me :)

I was tagged by @kissdolans @dolansbeanies and @scandalousdolan

Rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 people you’d like to get to know better

Nickname: Mostly Mere, but I have so many.. lol

Zodiac: Ariees

Gender: Female

Height: 5′6

Age: 21

Time: 11:21 pm.

Favourite Bands / Solo Artists: uhhhh I don’t know really LMAO. I’ve always loved George Strait, Brantley Gilbert, and Cody Johnson. but recently I’ve listened to a lot of Post Malone, Khalid, and KYLE. 

Song Stuck In My Head: To the Moon- KYLE

Last movie I saw: I think it was the Maze Runner.. i don’t watch many movies. lol

Last thing I googled: Estee Lauder Revitalizing Supreme Dupe... okay this is my moisturizer I use now, but it’s hella expensive soo i was trying to find something similar lmao.

Other blogs: @hellonanangel.. i don’t get on it much, but it’s cute i think lol.

Do I get asks: not reallly, i’d love talking to you guys tho.

Why I chose my username: because i was trying to use ALLITERATION when making it and dreamin was the first thing that came to mind, however dreamin was already taken so i used dreaminn with 2 n’s cause i’m too lazy to try to come up with something else. LOL

Following: 245

Average amount of sleep: 6-12 lmao. there’s no in between i have a problem.

Lucky number(s): I don’t really have one, but I always use my soccer numbers anyway which was 4 and 22.

What I’m wearing: a sports bra and my polo pajama pants that are about 3 sizes too big.. 

Dream job: I would say Vet. but considering I’m not even doing that, (which i should have, i regret it everyday) I guess I’ll say something within my field of study. SOO i guess i’d really love to be a nurse in the ER or in surgery. 

Dream trip: AUSTRALIA AND ALASKA. i’ve answered this so much that this might be the only thing y’all know abouut me. lmao

Favourite food: spaghetti or steak.. depends on the mood. 

Play any instruments: HA. i am not musically inclined what so ever.

Favourite songs: currently: iMissMe- KYLE (feat. Khalid), Ball for Me- Post Malone, OTW- Khalid, lovely- Billie Eilish and Khalid

Play(ed) any sport: i loved soccer SO MUCH, but i also played tennis and volleyball. I totally would’ve played football too if they  would’ve let me.  

Hair colour: it’s blonde.. and it’s natural. I get so many compliments on my hair it’s insane.

Eye colour: green/blue/gray. everyone says something different so idk what to believe. 

Most iconic song: idk what this is asking. LMAO I’M DUMB. 

Speak any languages / are learning: yeah uh English, once again I am dumb.

Random fact: this is the first thing I thought of because it is happening now lmao. I am ALWAYS cold. everyone in my house is always sweating and i’m like... i’m good. or i’m freezing my ass off. so half the time i’m running around in my hoodies. 

Describe myself as an aesthetic: uhhh.. I wanna say like a really calm vibe? like in the mountains with giant hoodies and beanies, dark colors, but a relaxing type? idk what i’m saying. ok bye.

i’m tagging: @goldendxlan @justanotherdolanblog @kara-dolan @majesticdolans @profanitydolan @moonlightdolans27 @succulentpancakes @coconutethan @durkeydolxn

[implalazz]

1/30 Intro Post

Hiya I’m Jimmie (or Danny, or Donnie). I’m a minor & im obviously autistic cuz I’m a super cool guy B]. My special interests are old web & Slipknot (the band). Some of my most common stims are fidgeting with the hem & threads on clothes, cracking my knuckles, listening to music, & making random noises all the time. Also I’m hyperfixating on Marvel (definitely can’t tell who my favourite character is by looking at my icon) & Breaking Bad (watching the last episode currently) right now :]. I like drawing even though I don’t do it much & doing requests for people (ex. Making wallpapers, icons, stimboards, web graphics, etc.). Also I’m a queer punk & I think stealing from big corporations is really cool. Uh that’s all I got bye

[cosmicdnp]

Oof could I get a blog rate please even though my blog sucks also my current favourite song is Impossible Year by Panic! At the Disco every time I listen to it I get shivers up my spine and it's basic enough for me to cover it idk if I'll put it up here tho anyways how are you doing hope you're having a nice day OK bye

URL: not my fave | it’s cool | i like it! | L O V E | how did you get this?!

ICON: not my fave | it’s cool | i like it! | L O V E | uh i’m changing my icon now

MOBILE THEME: not my fave | simple | i like it! | L O V E | pls show me ur ways

CONTENT: not my thing | it’s cool! | solid content™ | L O V E | i could scroll through ur blog for hours

SPACE THING YOU REMIND ME OF: shooting star | galaxy | moon | constellation | dark matter | sun

COLOR YOU REMIND ME OF: red | orange | yellow | green | blue | purple

FOLLOWING: no sorry! | now i am! | yes!!! | i’d follow you to the end of the universe

COMMENTS: okay honestly a mood when listening to p!atd. u should put it up someday!! i’m doing fine thank u, have a great day!!

want one?

[lasshoe]

gg (shocking) and parks and rec

gilmore girls

my all-time ultimate fave character: the queen, the legend, the url namesake 

a character I didn’t used to like but now do: none of them 

a character I used to like but now don’t: mmmm any of rory’s bfs i thought were at least entertaining in my first watch and now they’re snoozy to me

a character I’m indifferent about: rory’s bfs 

a character who deserved better: LANE KIM

a ship I’ve never been able to get into: any of rory’s lmao

a ship I’ve never been able to get over: i almost started crying the loves of my life luke and lorelai

a cute, low-key ship: emily and richard ok dgms on wbb 

an unpopular ship but I still enjoyed it: doesn’t feel that unpopular but rory and paris were so perfectly written to consummate as a romantic arc, so

a ship that was totally wrong and never should have happened: ugh rory and dean the 2nd(?) 3rd(?) times 

my favourite storyline/moment: all of s4 was perfect. lorelai adjusting to rory being at college while putting her heart and soul into opening the dragonfly with sookie all the while growing closer to and ultimately falling in love with luke? iconic

a storyline that never should have been written: the very last moments of s6 and subsequent fallout in s7 

my first thoughts on the show: uh, pass, the daughter has a good and close relationship w her mom? can’t relate

my thoughts now: lmao oh i get it there are PLENTY of mother daughter relationships to relate to, got it 

parks and rec (how did you kno i’ve been using this show to become human again after my dramatic illness) 

my all-time ultimate fave character: leslie knope

a character I didn’t used to like but now do: i’ve always like them all

a character I used to like but now don’t: none

a character I’m indifferent about: hmmmm

a character who deserved better: ann perkins probably 

a ship I’ve never been able to get into: ann and chris. i mean i get it but i thought it would give me more

a ship I’ve never been able to get over: ben and leslie i wanna cry they are so pure im in the middle of their getting together s/l and i’m !!!!!

a cute, low-key ship: not even lowkey at all april and andy are also :’) 

an unpopular ship but I still enjoyed it: idk i cant think of any 

a ship that was totally wrong and never should have happened: tom and ann... i....... always forget that it last longer than like 2 seconds which was already long enough

my favourite storyline/moment: leslie running for city council, the entire series finale, ME getting to be in the same room as the entire cast at seth meyers on the night of the finale and listening to them sing bye bye lil sebastian and crying and im crying now rip

a storyline that never should have been written: none

my first thoughts on the show: my friend showed me april and andy’s fancy party randomly at a big sleepover when everyone was asleep and i vividly remember trying to not wake everyone else up from laughing

my thoughts now: i would literally kill and die for this show also stay the fuck away from leslie knope @ nra 

[thewritenerd]

Victor and Adam: NANOWRIMO Day 1

He heard his mother sigh and could picture her shaking her head clearly in his own. ‘Victor darling I know it seems a long time. But I know what you’re like, especially when you get an idea. If you don’t start preparing now you’ll never be ready. Speaking of plans, are you working on anything at the moment?’ ‘Nothing that’s gotten past the first stage,’ he replied. His mother made a humming sound but said nothing else. ‘There’s something else isn’t there?’ ‘Well I don’t know if you’ve made a decision yet but do you plan on bringing, oh what was his name, oh right Adam.’ Victor pinched his nose and sighed. ‘I’m not sure. I guess I could ask Igor to watch him for a few days.’ ‘Well let me know as soon as you can, I still need to plan seating arrangements.’ Her tone was still light but there was a clear strain to it. Victor knew she didn’t want Adam to come and he wasn’t big on the idea himself. ‘Well I’ll let you get back to work.’ His mother continued. ‘Bye bye.’ ‘Goodbye mother. Say hello to father for me.’ With that he hung up.

***

It was getting dark by the time Adam got home from school. Victor could hear him talking to Igor as they approached the door. The sound was muffled so he couldn’t make out what was being said but from his tone Victor could tell the boy was very excited about something. Once the footsteps reached the door they stopped. Victor heard Igor say something then the heavier of the two footsteps walk away. Quickly picking up a pen Victor began writing, so as to make it seem he hadn’t just been staring at a wall for hours, as the door opened and Igor stepped in. ‘Will you be having dinner in the dining room or your office?’ he asked. ‘I’ll be having it in the dinning room. I need a change of scenery.’ Igor nodded. ‘It’ll be ready the usual time.’ He left muttering about how moving from one room of the house to the next did not count as a “change of scenery”. Victor ignored this and instead busied himself with clearing up his desk. At six exactly he made his way to the dinning room where Adam was already sat at one end of the table. Victor set himself down at the other as Igor came in carrying their dinner. Salmon, potatoes, carrots and asparagus all swimming in a sweet-smelling sauce. Once he’d set the plates down Igor set about pouring their drinks. Wine for Victor, white obviously, and water for Adam. Victor began eating without a word, Adam on the other side seemed very eager to talk. Telling Victor all about his new school and two kids he’d made friends with. Eventually Victor cut in, ‘If you’re not going to eat anything you should leave the room.’ Gesturing to Adam’s nearly full plate. Adam’s head dropped and continued eating his dinner in silence. Victor could feel more than see Igor glowering at him. Once their plates were cleared Igor cleared the table. ‘Shall I bring out your dessert now?’ he asked. ‘Yes. But only a small bowl for me.’ Victor replied. Igor then turned to Adam who shook his head and began to stand up. ‘I’m not hungry.’ He said as he began to leave. ‘Well if you get hungry later come to me.’ Igor called after him, before turning to face Victor. ‘I may not be an expert on children. But I do know when someone is eager to tell you something you can at least pretend you care. You didn’t even listen to a word he said,’ he scolded. ‘I did.’ Victor argued. ‘To some of it,’ he added under the weight of the old mans glare. Igor shook his head and made his way to the kitchen. ‘I know you’re not happy about current events. But there’s no need to take it out on the one person who had no say in any of this.’ Victor opened his mouth to say Adam didn’t really count as a person but decided against it. Igor was a difficult man to anger, but an unpleasant one if you unfortunate to do so. And he seemed to have grown rather attached to the boy.

 Adam

Once in his room Adam shut the door, it had taken a good amount of self-control not to slam it, Adam sat down at his desk. He didn’t have much in the way of decorations. Or stuff in general. But he did have a computer. An old clunky thing not too dissimilar to the ones he’d seen in the school IT room. He had sat next to Chelsea and the two of them had spent their lesson setting up social media accounts for Adam.  Or at least during the moments when the teacher hadn’t been looking. Chelsea insisted he should get all the ones ve and Nate used. ‘So we can share meme’s with you. And tag you in stuff,’ ve’d explained. The hardest part had been thinking of a username. Eventually he’d settled on JustAdam, Adam had already been taken. He didn’t have a description or a profile pic on any of his accounts, nor did he know what to put. Deciding to check his friends accounts for ideas he typed Chelsea’s url TaxidermyPrincess. Ver icon was a photo of verself wearing a green scarf made of feathers and ver lips pursed as if waiting for someone to kiss them. Ver description was a long one and just looking at it made his head spin. He tried Nate’s profile ? next. Nate’s icon was a picture of a spiral and his description was brief; Nate, 16, he/him, future mathematician, current school boy. More about me. The last part was a link Adam was just about to click on when a loud sound made him jump. Noticing a blue dot had appeared next to one of the icons at the top of the screen he clicked on it. Seeing he had a message from Chelsea he clicked on it.

Hey saw you were online. I’m bored. Wanna chat?

Adam started typing his reply.

Sure. What about?

IDK anything happening with you?

IDK?

You saying you don’t know what’s happening or are you asking me what IDK means?

What it means.

I don’t know

Why did you say it if you don’t know what it means?

No it means I don’t know.

:)

….

Adam Frankenstein are you messing with me!

Maybe

Sitting at his desk Adam was grinning from ear to ear. Igor loved that kind of joke, pretending to be a confused old man when really he knew exactly what was going on. It could be frustrating at first but once he’d clocked on Adam found them very amusing.

You’re a bad friend you know that.

Adam’s grin fell.

I only meant it as a joke. I do it all the time with Igor I didn’t mean to upset you.

Hey it’s fine. I was joking too. Also who’s Igor?

He’s

He frowned. What was Igor. He worked for his dad but that was all Adam knew. Eventually he replied.

He looks after me.

Isn’t that your dads job?

No he’s a. Well he says he’s a scientist. But he never said what kind.

A biologist? He made you after all.

Maybe. I could ask. If he’ll listen.

Uh oh. Something happen?

I was just trying to make conversation at dinner and he didn’t listen to a word I said.

Ugh sucks ☹. Hey least you got me to talk to. And Nate.

Yeah I suppose.

Hang on I’m gonna find you something.

Ve spent the next few minutes sending Adam cat videos and best of clips of their favourite Let’s players. Which Adam watched as they talked. Eventually ve had to leave, Zoe, ver foster mum, wanted ver to help do some shopping. So Adam said goodbye before heading downstairs to grab himself some melon slices. As he was passing the front room he heard someone shouting. Stopping he leaned into the door, careful not to push against it as he did so. ‘Oh don’t give me that bull crap!’ he heard his father yell. ‘Old time’s sake my ass! You screwed up and I paid for it.’ There was a pause which was when Adam realised this was a phone conversation. ‘You’ll be wasting your time. And if you think I won’t strangle you into an inch of your life if you try to bring this up to my face you are very wrong indeed.’ Footsteps approached the door as Adam suddenly realised Victor was about to catch him eaves dropping. As quickly and quietly as he could, which with his stature wasn’t an easy thing to do simultaneously, he rushed to the kitchen disappearing just in the nick of time. The kitchen itself was empty. Igor having long ago retired to his room. Adam found the melon slices in the fridge. Igor always made sure there was some prepared ever since learning they were Adam’s favourite snack. He also found a can of Cream soda at the back. As he opened the can and took a swig Adam wondered what he could do next. Igor would probably open to another game of Chinese checkers. And maybe Adam could win more than one game this time. Or maybe he could go for a stroll around the ruins. No one had any problems with him going to the old dilapidated side of the castle as long as he didn’t try climbing any stairs.

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