#UGHHH THEYRE SO CUTE :(

[rotkad]

i need someone to look at me the way flutter slimes and puddle slimes look at each other

[undeaddwerewollf]

👽🛸 themed stickers 🌙⭐️ !!

[sanjisboyfie]

day in the life as a strawhat pirate

-> very messy, very cute, very fluffy.

-> i don't think any pronouns are used except for "you" but i had a male reader in mind when i was writing it...SHOUTOUT

you wake up - luffy's foot is in your mouth, but also at the same time, his other foot is wrapped around your legs??? he stretched in his sleep and has trapped you in some very odd body trap...it takes you yelling at him to even wake him up.

sanji is the first to wake up, usually, and when you get to the kitchen the breakfast is waiting for you. now you have to sleepily fight for your share of the food because luffy is hangry (his default mood when he wakes up is hangry because he hasn't eaten yet...since he just woke up...) and then also there are 9 other hands that are fiending for all the dishes on the table.

after surviving a war in the dining room, you hope to take some time to relax. but that doesn't exist on the thousand sunny since chopper and usopp are quick to get into their shenanigans. they call you over, wanting to show you a creation that the sniper made, only for you to get a pie of whip cream to the face. they called you over so that they could prank you and now were rolling on the deck laughing about it.

instead of skewering them alive, you decide to take the peaceful route in going to the bathroom to wash your face off. oh, but franky is already in the bathroom taking his morning shower.

you get a face full of cyborg and a very girlish scream escapes his mouth when he realizes that you are standing at the entrance, watching him sing into the shower bottles - naked and all. he then screams out for how he can get no privacy, but you're just too determined to clean your face of the whip cream that you don't really pay him any mind.

when you get out of the bathroom, now having peace in mind, there is a rabid sanji and zoro fighting each other. they're at each other's throats for whatver reason and when they catch you walking down the hallway, they involve you in their fight...for whatever reason.

they're asking you to take a side, who was right in their idiotic fight, but they're both shouting so loud and at the same time you can't even process what either of them are saying. you can only blanky stare back at them as their huffing and puffying to regain their breaths from their nonstop yelling.

and then their expressions go back to being angry, but not at each other - at you, for seemingly being too neutral and not staking a claim to one of their sides. it's all just their adrenaline ramped up to a thousand (even though it's barely been an hour since they've woken up) and now they're trying to make your reaction the same.

you can only sigh, shoving your palms into their faces, and making them clear a path for you to leave the hallway. this makes their bickering turn back to each other instead, their shouts echoing all over the thousand sunny.

just when you finally think, maybe robin or jinbe could offer you comfort in peace, no! brook and nami are actually fighting about something on deck. as you listen in you hear about how brook is the one stealing their undergarments at night - that's enough for you to step in and deal with the perverted skeleton. a punch to his skull is enough to knock some sense into him (nami laid out a couple of her own on his head before you arrived)

nami thanks you in a sigh of exasperation. she offers you a slice of the tnagerine she had peeled, which she gingerly feeds you when you accept. and her face mimics that of an angel, eyes closed as she smiles kindly at you...before she barks at brook to make up for his odd, perverted actions by playing her her favorite song.

and even though you do enjoy brook's violin playing, that is just not your definition of peace right now. maybe any other day, but just not right now.

so you go below deck and finally find your favorite people: robin and jinbe. you practically collapse on jinbe, murmuring about how tired you were despite the day just starting, and robin laughs at your fatigue. she begins to read aloud for the three of you whilst jinbe's hand comfortingly goes up and down your back. she looks at your figure, observing your peaceful expression, before fluidly going back to reading aloud the history book she picked up.

jinbe is laid out against the cushioned seats so really, he's acting as a big bed for you and you definitely do not pass up the chance to catch a quick cat nap. and hopefully this time when you wake up, your captain's foot won't be in your mouth <3

(tags are platonic - its just to reach the audiences)

[oceanwithouthermoon]

kuboyasu aren is definitely the type of guy to write a love letter confession, but instead of giving it to the person to read later, he gives it to them and wants to watch them open and read it because he thinks thats the appropriate way to confess. bro couldnt just say it out loud ??

[dogecreations]

Something about this image is making me want to cry

[eatmy-customjorts]

valentine's day 💕

(+comic below)

[moonystoes]

When there is a whole chaos in psg, Clare and Jackie are slaying 😍😩

[woohoorin]

based off a conversation my friends had

[0xe0e1ccull]

HII HELOOO I DID MY ULTRATOBER IT POPPED OFF ON TIKTOK I THOUGHT ID POST IT HERE PLEASE SEEE!!!

[object-yaoi]

OH most attractive FNV weaponms. you can separate out pistols/revolvers/melee if you wan

cowboy repeater and proton axe my beloveds... and of course 9mm and 10mm. theyre m beautiful girlfriends and i use em the most <3 <3 <3 <3

[woosteru]

LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!!!!!

[akechi-if-he-slayed]

lowkey want to buy a style sticker but i’d have to track it religiously to apprehend it before my dad finds it 😭😭

notable finds that are making me feral:

[dizzybevvie]

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[mothmanperson]

continuing my little luca and listener headcanon rant, since we don’t know much about the listeners job, i alway imagine they are part of the mafia elias is part of. idk how i came to this thought to be honest, but i feel it‘d be interesting to see.

so the listener, as i hopefully remember right, come around a lot, and brings luca all the hot chocolate and stuff, so they’re defending something of a executive or smth, and get to travel a lot. they don’t tell their husband anything about their job, because they want to keep him out of it as best as they can.

also, everyone in the mafia is so rooting for listener and luka, and they’re so in love, stopping interrogations and missions if luca calls without hesitating, and they always talk about him and they’re never overworking to get home to their love on time and ughh their so sappy and happy and lovely i wanna throw up

[marklikely]

i will not buy more rodents i will not buy more rodents i will not buy more rodents

[enluv]

HE IS LITERALLY MY BF 🤣🫵🏽