#UGH I NEED IT

[hotpersonsstuff]

I swear it's my owners life long mission to catch me off guard and fluster with names and praise and GRAH "I really like how much you like showing off for your owner little puppy" FUCKYOU.. IT WASN'T EVEN DIRTY OR ANYTHING.

But..please fuck me..? Please..?

[revenancy]

when you're so exhausted that no sleep is restful and when you finally get restful sleep it feels like you're being clawed off the edge into the fucking abyss

[feliciadraws]

Spookami 18 - Curse

Bam! Another entry for @genderenvyforwaka's Spookami! So the prompt for this one was 'Curse' and I kinda had the idea to recreate a panel from my Okami manga but as a fake anime screenshot, which was really fun!

[punishthemplease]

a caretaker who is a complete asshole asking injured whumpee “who did this to you??? I need to know who to thank”

[backlikeineverleft]

Daddy, I need my pussy fingered and my ass ate 🥺

[ethanharli]

Thoughts about being in the tub with one of the COD boys, washing their hair for them after a long stressful day

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[tulipseed]

i just wanna be hugged and held and cuddled above everything like :(

[monkeydlesbian]

need domestic bliss on the sunny with kin’emon

[arialerendeair]

Tags from @pellaaearien!

Now I’m picturing Hob (ala that SCENE from The Hobbit by the fire with Richard Armitage singing) doing something similar and OH. Oh yes. So much yes.

Instead of (or perhaps along with) Hob being proficient in all kinds of weaponry (10/10, amazing trope), give me Hob being proficient in medieval and renaissance instruments and dances.

Give me Hob Gadling who loves the beat of the drums, now that he’s had a few hundred years to remove himself from the battlefield where they used to be played to raise morale and time reloading. Give me Hob Gadling who unironically loves the bagpipes, who knows how to play the bagpipes, who will march across campus belting out a lively traditional melody that only he remembers, much to his students’ delight and his fellow professors’ annoyance. Give me Hob Gadling who can’t help but get up and dance whenever he hears a folk tune because it reminds him of home, of the home he used to have, long before any dark strangers or mentions of immortality. Give me Hob Gadling who teaches renaissance court and country dances as a history class and every time he sees one of his students grinning with the thrill of it, he can almost feel Eleanor standing beside him, reveling in the joy of music and laughter and good company. Give me Hob Gadling who ropes Dream into dancing with him, because they may be the last people on earth who know these steps and Hob isn’t going to let them fade because they’re important, because they’re what make him human.

Give me Hob Gadling who chooses to keep more than just his soldiering expertise alive, whose heart leaps at the first beat, whose feet tap and legs jump and arms weave as he expresses his love for life in every way possible.

[studprincesa]

Making Out: The Book of Lesbian Sex and Sexuality, photography by Laurence Jaugey-Paget (via dykedeviance)

[wow-sofa-art]

He's so normal, guys. I promise. He's sooooo normal. Normalest guy ever. (Lying)

[holyblanchett]

This entire scene leading up to the kiss. Agatha reaching for Rio's face, the vulnerability Rio shows in that moment as she stares into her eyes. Rio's gaurd is down in this moment because the woman that she loves is finally returning to her arms after centuries of being apart. THIS version of them, falling back into the muscle memory of their love will forever be my roman empire.

[starryeyesmasc]

need to ride a girl’s strap asap I’m done being cool about it it’s needy lesbian time

[demigods-posts]

as far as everyone was concerned. percy had a year left to live in tbotl. and i know that we didn't see what that like for him because it didn't matter plot-wise. but i would have loved to read it. give me percy who is hardly speaking up at the dinner table. half-asleep and behind on last week's homework. give me percy who is clearly losing the will to live and trudging around the apartment like he doesn't care where his feet takes him. give me percy who is sneaking out of the house and visiting montauk. sitting along the beachside shore. wondering why his only purpose in life is that of a soldier and not of a kid.

[radiance1]

ANOTHER little tidbit for this stupid lil thing.

The Batfam believe that Damian is a meta of some kind.

Why?

Because of Danny.

Danny acts like the eyes on the back of Damian's head, which Damian is able to just explain away enough that he has great spatial awareness. Cool, yea, they could take that. The fact that the temperature drops whenever Damian is around? Okay, that's somewhat alarming.

How he's able to stay in the air for just a second too long that always him to hit the ground safely? How a few times he looked like he was briefly stopped in said air before being let down?

That's... A bit hard to explain but the Batfam aren't going to pry considering he was new to the family.

How he never seems to need to charge his phone, or any other electronic device? Of course, it could be explained away that he just charges them in his room or out of sight... If his charger didn't look like it wasn't used at all, that is.

Just... Various little things that Damian could explain away, but keep piling up until the entire family comes to the conclusion that Damian was a meta, if the League and Damian himself knew this or not is the question.

Alfred finds out that such is not the case.

Why?

Because Danny, absolute child that he was and still is since his death, very much loves Alfred's cookies (and who doesn't.) and got impatient to get some and couldn't wait for Damian to swipe some more for him (since Alfred forbade Damian from taking anymore before the rest could get any).

Alfred was the only one who entered the kitchen at the time, and it did indeed puzzle him to see cookies disappearing into thin air.