#Typhon DeLeon

[empyreansentinel]

and we're back. borderlands text posts part five!

[comma-tose]

Borderlands really has a common theme of dad's doing something insanely stupid that they believe is for the benefit of their children, only for it to really screw up their kids lives.

Sure it doesn't have it in EVERY game but it's common enough for it to be a pattern.

You got the obvious one of Jack imprisoning Angel because she can't control her powers, with him believing it's the right thing to do while it very obviously isn't (especially once he started y'know using her as a battery), leading to her betraying him and sacrificing herself to help stop him.

Then you got the Calypso twins being kept on an isolated planet by Typhon DeLeon, because he believed it was the only way to keep them safe despite them feeling like they were being imprisoned, leading them to go full cult leader and go try to take what they believed was "rightfully theirs", which ultimately lead to their deaths.

And then you have Felix betraying Fiona and Sasha, stealing the ten million dollars from them, believing that it would get Hyperion and Vallory to lose interest in the girls and go after him instead, which ultimately lead to them being chased across Pandora by bounty hunters and putting them in life threatening danger.

Also all three of them die (Felix's death being dependent on the players choice), with their deaths at the very least being indirectly caused by their daughter, as an act of revenge for their mistreatment. Angel helping the Crimson Raiders leading to Jack's death, Tyreen killing Typhon with her powers, and Fiona being able to shoot Felix and let him explode along with the money.

...So what I'm saying is maybe it's time for some of the fathers in borderlands to get some mandatory parenting classes.

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[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

Sometimes I am reminded there's unironic Typhon DeLeon enjoyers in this fanbase. Yes the story tries to portray him heroically but yknow theres . Things below that surface level

[handsomesangel]

typhon and jack did the exact same thing: they were so terrified of losing their kids because of their lovers death that they isolated them, creating a strained and neglectful relationship. it was not the intention, but it happened anyways

and yet each had a different outcome: angel is seen as a hero, tyreen and troy as villains. and surprisingly it could be because angel was alone but ty and troy werent. ty and troy fed off of each others desires and dreams as well as their dads stories. they lacked so little control and, well, there was no villain, so why not become it

angel, though, was alone but still maintained some control. she had access to hyperion satellites and could communicate with others, since. yknow. she talks to the vault hunter in b2. her dad was the villain, and so she was the hero

idk its just. interesting to me. you could say its lazy that these two storylines are similar but it’s so neat to see the different outcomes of such a similar situation

[norathecobbler]

Crack theory

The Angel Jakobs theory but her mother was conceived during a three way between the Jakobs and Typhon, so she's a DeLeon.

Typhon DeLeon is good at two things: Having sex and being a terrible father

[pollsfromtheborderlands]

The short kings! Right bracket third seed.

[duckydusky]

for the record, I just know that if typhon was hot, you would not be talking this much shit about him.

[saltiresunshine]

Chapter 18 of vaulted is now up

Featuring wacky and concerning dreams, extreme foreshadowing and Bl1 Atlas doing their best to ruin someone's day, this is chapter 18 of my BL1 story which follows 5 vault hunters, the 4 canonical VHs and my original character through the events of borderlands 1 with some plot twists and surprise appearances along the way

[kitsumidori]

I haven't drawn The Oracle in awhile so here's them in the process of turning a malevolent soul (Typhon DeLeon) into a Husk

As soon as Typhon appeared in The Valley, The Oracle took no time and tracked him down. Typhon pleaded saying he didn't do anything awful and that he was a good guy, a well respected man, loves his wife and would never hurt a fly.

The Oracle, who is very well aware of his actions and how he really treated his late wife and his children and the fact that he is nothing but a lying con man, wasn't swayed............

[angeltannis]

...was Gearbox's goal with this comic to make Amara look like as much of an asshole as possible lmao

[uglyabominationinthusiast]

Is there a name for a character who is the most ugly mother fucker you have ever seen but ends up being one of the most charming Mf'ers ever solely because they are a ugly, disgusting guy, also sometimes has a funny accent.

My proposition is "the devito"

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[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

fuck it time to post some t*phon slander

[comma-tose]

Something I noticed that I REALLY don't like is just how much current borderlands seems to be trying to diminish Rhys and Fiona's personalities and achievements.

It started out with Rhys in Borderlands 3, where Vaughn implied he was fake and that they haven't spoken in years for some reason??? Then it happened again in New Tales, where Rhys was written as incompetent, and an awful boss that fires his employees for having ONE bad idea.

It also essentially calls him a warmonger that's focused entirely on profits, and has no moral compass beyond "the almighty dollar". Going as far as to explicitly state that that is literally Atlas's motto.

Aside from all that it also says that Atlas is essentially failing and that Rhys has absolutely no idea what he's doing, which is especially weird considering how in Borderlands 3 it's stated that Promethea is finally starting to do well for itself again, and through Echo logs you hear that even Marcus is impressed with how well Rhys is doing.

So for Rhys we have him losing connection with his best friend and being called an idiot, fake, being mischaracterised as a terrible person that apparently learnt nothing and has regressed as a person to a borderline unrecognisable state.

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And now we get to Fiona. Since borderlands 3 treats the female protagonist of Tales as if she just doesn't exist, Fiona's story continues in Debt or Alive so...

SPOILER WARNING FOR DEBT OR ALIVE.

Not only is Fiona characterised VERY strangely in the book but they also just give Sasha credit for some of what Fiona does, and Fiona alone tends to be the target of blame in the book. Oh and she gets compared to Handsome Jack for good measure.

To start off with, Fiona doesn't even get her wish from the Vault of the Traveller. She gives it to Sasha, and Sasha wishes for a rare Vaultlander figurine of Typhon DeLeon which is destroyed a couple of chapters later. So not only does Fiona not even get to use her wish but the product of the wish gets destroyed anyway so it's entirely pointless.

Fiona also just decides to not be a vault hunter. That conversation she can have with Rhys SECONDS before this happens, about how it suits her, about how she's sad the adventure is over? It's just ignored. She immediately gives it up because she doesn't want Sasha vault hunting and getting put in danger again. Sure she still likes vault hunting but it is immediately given up. (I could write a whole other post about why this bugs me and I probably will).

Fiona has flaws that are addressed in the books, as they should be, all characters have to have flaws, but she is the only one out of the sisters to have flaws addressed. Sasha's are treated as if they don't exist, even when they're very apparent. Fiona learns to not be overprotective, and that she can't stop Sasha from doing things she wants to BUT Sasha doesn't learn anything. She does impulsive things that endanger both her and Fiona, and her risking their safety for fun or on a whim is just never mentioned. (Again something else I'll definitely talk about in another post).

Fiona is also consistently the one who comes up with the plans in the book, while Sasha is either not doing anything or suggesting they take the easy way out. Fiona is the one to start removing the debt cuffs from people while Sasha stands there bewildered, asking what she's doing. Fiona is the one to come up with the plan to scam the billionaires so that they can use the money to free everyone from debt while Sasha suggests just funding Gaige's revenge scheme (and assumedly just abandoning the people in debt??). And Fiona is the one to figure out how to get into Holloway's panic room and save everyone.

Fiona having her moments to shine would be great if they consistently didn't end with her being called an idiot, getting badly hurt, failing, or at one point being compared to Handsome Jack of all people. (Additional point: Sasha doesn't even defend her when she's compared to Jack, which is weird and very out of character.)

This might be petty but the book also gives credit to Sasha for Fiona surviving Bossanova's murder rally in Tales. Which is really weird considering Sasha and Fiona were separated during the entirety of that event. So instead of mentioning a time where Sasha actually helped save Fiona, like in the bio-dome when she was caught by Finch and Kroger, I guess they're actively retconning an event to give Sasha the credit. For some reason.

Fiona also has to confront Sasha about how she's treating Rhys, but then like a chapter later she literally apologises for all that, despite having every right to call Sasha out for that. So again Sasha's flaws are not being recognised as actual flaws and instead it's Fiona who's somehow in the wrong and Sasha learns nothing. Sure by the end of the book she considers Rhys her boyfriend but she is never the one to tell him. Fiona is, because Sasha just doesn't bother to, because it never treats her as someone who has to grow as a person. Sasha is usually either just used as a plot device to progress things or just doing almost nothing while being given credit, instead of being developed like a proper character. I'd call her a shell of what Tales Sasha was but even that feels too generous.

I used to really want to see the Tales characters in other borderlands media, but at this point I just dread it. Because why would I want to see my favourite characters being wildly mischaracterised and mistreated by the franchise?

[serpentasha]

Him, the corporate stooge who wanted to climb the corporate ladder and ended up blowing the ladder to smithereens.

корпоративная марионетка, которая хотела подняться по корпоративной лестнице и в итоге разнесла лестницу вдребезги 🥹🥹🥹

Stop following false idols. Maybe restarting Atlas could help me do that?

Основываясь на бл3, видимо, не помогло , возвращаемся к плану с воскрешением Джека 😭 а ещё, несмотря на то что его с начала книги неоднократно назвали тупым, Рис, как хороший маленький гик, заранее учел и уточнил вопрос, нет ли в желании подвоха 🥹

“Great. And who am I talking to, exactly?” THE VOICE OF THE SERAPHIM, SPEAKING TO YOU IN A LANGUAGE AND STYLE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND. <...> WHY DO YOU CARE? YOU’VE GOT A FREE WISH AND YOU’RE DRILLING FOR LORE? FOCUS UP. GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER.

СУКА ТЫ, БЁРЧ, ДА, Я ХОЧУ ЛОРА, ТЕБЕ ЧТО, ЖАЛКО??!!!

...сережки Саши сделаны из зубов скага И КТО-ТО ПОСЛЕ ЭТОГО ЧТО-ТО ПИЗДИТ ПРО ОБУВЬ РИСА?!

господи, он и по Фионе проехался. Весь этот путь и обучение от Афины, чтобы стать волтхантером, чтобы в итоге Фиона сказала, стоя в Хранилище:

“We’re not Vault hunting,” I said.

“But we’re literally—”

“That’s final.”

Я понимаю, что без желания не было бы книги, но их желанию проехался даже Хранитель

“We wish for… a mint-condition, first-edition Typhon DeLeon Vaultlander™ figurine.”

WEIRD.

...

Rhys showed off a certificate emblazoned with the Atlas Munitions logo and his name written on the bottom. He’d gotten what he’d always wanted: he was the head of a major corporation. As for Sasha and me, our wish had been granted. And that wish had a big yellow sticker on the front reading, “push my tummy to hear my catchphrase!”

И кто здесь тупой как камушек 🫣