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the curse of adhd:
i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text
i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text
#every time#managed to actually send it today!#but also i have been reminded to post this by the fact that i just had a task to do in two different rooms just now#so i turned the light on in the room i was getting to second because my brain would go 'oh why is the light on that's weird'#and check the room and it would remind me to do the second task#in the less than five seconds between turning the light on and exiting the room#my brain went 'oh the light's on better turn that off before i leave'#and i had to manually catch myself#PLS.#adhd
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SOTM Tiger rock reminds me of Golden Freddy,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf cassidy#david murray#dave afton#evan afton#sotm#secret of the mimic#fnaf 4#tiger rock#golden freddy#fredbear#like tiger rock reminds me of golden Freddy so much#it’s actually cool to see a haunted entity in the 3D games#like the whole Murray manor is VERY haunted#if you stand around you’ll hear child giggling or see lights flicker#it’s actually very cool and very creepy#so I’m sure David is in some way haunting Tiger rock#I don’t think the mimic is him or Fiona just approximations of em#Cassidy is shocked to see there’s two of them BAHAH#I wanna believe they’d be friends..
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Actually, I know damn well Darcy never sat down and thought about marrying Lizzie. If he had, it would have been a week before he was rounding up Bingley, sitting him down, and looking him in the eye like he was about to propose high treason and going, "Jane. You still down bad for her?"
Coin toss whether Bingley would actually get to answer before Darcy turned around and flipped over a whiteboard like

and launched right into the most detailed migration pattern known to Regency England to keep the extraneous Bennets as contained as humanly possible by rotating them between various Bingley/Darcy estates. Like, we're talking about trading them off for minor holidays a decade out kind of detailed.
"If you and Jane take them for Lady Day ten years hence, Elizabeth and I will take them for Michaelmas. We'll all be together for Christmas and Midsummer, so we'll divide the responsibility individually on those days."
This would be followed by thirteen different spreadsheets projecting joint expenditures so Bingley knows what sort of financial commitment he'll be shouldering and how to minimize it, what proportion Darcy will take care of, what the estate plans are in case Darcy predeceases anybody, when they should probably roll out various stages to keep it from affecting their respective sisters' ability to maximize their own husband-hunting--whole nine yards.
Darcy does not know that he'll probably be murdered when the Bingley sisters find out why he asked for their social calendars. He'd be marginally fine with that at this point, because the fucking Napoleonic War campaigns were not as meticulously planned as his roadmap to getting the other three Bennets satisfactorily married, and Darcy feels about as able as if he'd spent the last year on Elba.
It takes Bingley a few minutes to realize why this is happening, then he's like
"You proposed to Elizabeth?! Congratulations!"
Darcy... knew there was something he was forgetting.
That man would have kicked the Collins's door open with four binders tucked under each arm, dumped them in a pile in front of Elizabeth, and loudly announced that if they get married tomorrow he can have her entire family except for Jane extraordinary renditioned to the Scottish moors by Sunday and then been like
"Why are you yelling at me?! I promise you, it will work! You'll never see anyone in your family except for Jane again, I swear it!" when she starts yelling at him.
#pride and prejudice#gif#if he'd actually thought about it he would have been immediately lost in the planning-phase sauce#'Bingley get in here'#'Bingley our only hope is a gate hinge maneuver'#'Bingley even the Bennets can't wage a war on two fronts'#'Bingley we need to synchronize our watches'#man's been successfully running an estate the size of a small country since he was like 18#he sorted out Bingley's household affairs for fun#took him roughly five seconds to run Wickham down and shake him like a terrier with a rat until he married Lydia#if he'd stopped to plan it would have been A Plan and it would have been a very different fight
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#I love these creatures so much#bfdi#bfb#tpot#xfohv#one#two#four#five#six#seven#eight#nine#algebralien#bfdi algebralien#x finds out his value#battle for bfdi#battle for dream island#osc#object show community#fanart#my art#art
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"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.
He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.
#saying that pure “i forgave my best friend that created the evil woman who almost destroyed the world” vanilla cookie wont forgive you#is like saying humans can have five legs#(statistically possible but very very rare)#anyways what i was quoting is meant to refer to shmilk never actually lying to vanilla for the whole comic#(except the “pretending to understand” bit but is it rlly lying if they both know its a lie and know that the other knows)#yes he could do this and that. but he never said he would. and pv knows he wouldn't#they understand each other <3 for they are one and the same <3#i have notes on this comic so if anyone wants me to yap just come yell at me at the tags or sumn#wanted to render this tbh but i got lazy so take these ugly doodles ig#smilk drawn from memory while i barely used references for pv (like.. halfway through making this LOLL)#hopefully this is readable ;w;#admittedly i feel like some parts can be quite ooc and if so i apologize im still wrapping my head around these two#i just want to put them both in a jar and shake them around grr#my doodles#pureshadow#shadowvanilla#shadownilla#not ship but feel free to interpret whatever#pure vanilla cookie#awakened pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#cookie run kingdom#crk#alt text available
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*Markiplier voice* WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?!?!?
Dunno wanted to draw how Michael + his friends/the bullies reacted after the chomp.
what a day that must've been for those kids
#fnaf fanart#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fivenightsatfreddysfanart#michael afton#michael afton fanart#cassie's dad#i like the theory/headcanon that the bonnie bullie is cassie's dad#no idea if the other two have canon/fanon names tbh#i know the masks aren't like that but i like the way i drew michael's mouth so i did all the masks like that#fnaf4 bullies#my art#wallylake drawings
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It's always one of them
#artists on tumblr#digital art#art#star wars#star wars the clone wars#the clone wars#tcw rex#tcw fox#tcw fives#tcw anakin#captain rex#commander fox#arc trooper fives#anakin skywalker#coruscant guard#(I was actually thinking about making the second part)#(And I had two 'endings')#(But now I want to leave it as it is)#(I'm posting it in the middle of the night as always)#(And I'm going to take several days off)#(aha. funny. I'm a liar)#(But seriously I want to start to work on creating Patreon?)#(I mean- who needs it but still)#(I need to put my ugly side somwhere)#(I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE)#'What if...?'
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He is part cat to me
#donutarts#sonic the hedgehog#sth#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#ark siblings#modeled after my own cat as she grew from a six month old kitten to an overweight five year old#she still thinks she weighs two pounds i swear
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some Belphie drawings from last year
#belphegor#these will be in the chapbook with all the poems#so far I've gotten two rejections from publishers#still waiting to hear back from three more#if all five are rejections then I can print it myself as a zine and put it in the shop :)
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LINKTOBER DAY 23- MIPHAS COURT
Birdsong is not the sound of the sea, but it’s better than nothing at all.
(Yona may be a mystery to Sidon, but her grief is familiar.)
((The Alchemist’s last correspondence with the Lost Heir was an argument about becoming Van Ruta’s champion a hundred and three years ago. She had called Mipha a reckless fool, and angrily dove deep into her research under the seas of Holodrum, waiting for an apology that will never come.))
-Totk au masterlist (it’s usually goofy)
-Patreon (if you want to see my sketchbook)
#critdraws#familiar familiar au#lonks diary#art#botw#loz#artists on tumblr#loz comic#sidon#mipha#totk#yona#totk sidon#totk yona#botw mipha#tears of the kingdom#breath of the wild au#zora#breath of the wild#zelda#botw zora#zelda comic#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#fish grief#elves#in this hot take of an au zora live up to five centuries easily#mipha was sixty eight when she passed#yona (a whole hundred and seventy two) can only rage#somebody get these people therapy
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Connection terminated.
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#henry emily#springtrap#william afton#fnaf pizzeria simulator#that line in DBD goes so hard#‘The depths of hell are open for business’#THATS PEAK SORRY#the fact William would still have that line in his mind after death#he’s so obsessed with Henry#on his mind forever for eternity rent free#William just being that petty is so fitting#I had to redraw the Henry speech and this line together#bitter till the very end these two
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fob saying "it's been 17 years since we played with My Chemical Romance" is so important cuz idk about the rest of y'all but I got so caught up in the dnp anticipation that I forgot the original reason this day was a big deal was FOB and MCR playing together again!!
#bonus brain damage for OG emos: 17 years is two years younger than I am!#TO BE CLEAR I WAS NOT THERE I WAS WATCHING A LIvESTREAM LOL#i actually originally said that in the post but then was like 'well they weren't the ones livestreaming so that doesn't make sense. they#simply said it.' 💀 but now like five people think i was there lol#i said this#fob#mcr#wwwy#when we were young fest#when we were young 2024#no but seriously imagine it#october 19th#fall out boy#my chemical romance#dnp#phan
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SOTM summary: greedy business partners win 😊💖
Twitter: X
Bonus:

#willry#henry emily#william afton#fnaf#sotm#artists on tumblr#secret of the mimic#edwin murray#five nights at freddy's#fanart#just two guys being guys - besties; business partners even~#happy pride to them I guess#(ignore edwin in the background)
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I just wanna draw them being all soft n stuff okay? :'( <333
#no like they have consumed all of my thoughts#ik im quiet here atm but im freaking out In a feral non girly totally concept way about hazbin#BEEN WAITING FIVE FUCKIN YEARS FOR THIS#AND ITS EVERYTHING I HOPED IT WOULD BE AND MORE#ahem#But yeah!! :'D#I love almost all the characters but these two always have and always will be my favs :'>#<3#tribbleart#hazbin hotel#hazbin#hazbin angel dust#hazbin husk#huskerdust#angel dust#hazbin hotel fanart#husk#angel dust fanart#husk fanart#I LOVE THEM- *sobs grossly*
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I find it unfathomable and astounding that Tumblr isn't more obsessed with Sam Reich. You're telling me there exists out there a man who was born into the aristocracy of our country—with every privilege of modern society at his fingertips—who didn't complete high school (due to his mental health) and instead chose to devote his life to making strangers laugh and raising awareness on mental health. A full-bearded short king who is so committed to being the change he wants to see in the world that he decided to take the company he worked for into his own hands so that he could make sure all the people who worked under him could keep their livelihoods.
How many other CEOs are out here being as honest and transparent with their target audience/market as Sam Reich is? How many of them acknowledge when they fumble and continuously strive to be better than they were? How many of them actually seem like they respect their talent, both in the cast and crew? Sam Reich is the standard we should be holding other CEOs to.
But forget about all that (I could talk for a long time about the respect I have for Sam Reich)—ignore just how respectable he is as a businessman and a person. Ignore all the wholesome reasons for obsessing over Sam Dalton Reich.
The man is a stone-cold fox.
He's a little chaos gremlin and an absolute evil mastermind all rolled into one classy suit and well-groomed beard. Whenever Sam is on the set, you can guarantee he is going to make you crack a smile. And for someone with such natural authority, he's never afraid to be the butt of a joke and show himself being embarrassed. Go ahead, watch any clip of him trying to improvise in No Laugh Newsroom and just try to resist that blush.
You're sleeping on a goldmine of a man, here, damnit! And I will NOT let this go ignored any longer!
#sam reich#dropout tv#dropout#game changer#make some noise#incessant rambles#and yes i did have to stop myself from adding the phrase#''an extremely fuckable five-foot-two package''#at one point in his dumb fucking rant
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I don’t know if this has been done but I thought it was funny.
#the hobbit#the hobbit an unexpected journey#the hobbit battle of the five armies#the hobbit desolation of smaug#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#dwalin#bombur#kili#fili#bifur#bofur#ori#dori#nori#balin#oin#gloin#jrr tolkien#lord of the rings#the two towers#the return of the king#bagginshield#thorin x bilbo#he’s repressed
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