#TumblrTown

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

Okay but how does a fae be a part of one particular court? Is it a heritage thing?

Well it’s kind of a mix of both! Most fae stay in their born court (the more populated court of their parents), but as I never knew what court my parents belonged too, once i escaped a bad home I decided to be the most edgy one! The winter court

It’s not common for fae to switch courts, but some do if the rules for one court clash with the individuals personal morals, and it’s not really shunned upon :]

[unnamedboxvoid]

Voxiven/Voxi lore (both TumblrTown-specific and general lore because yes)

General lore: Voxiven (Voxi for short) is Transgender (FTM to be precise) and his scientist brother (I haven’t figured out a name or design for his brother yet) performed Voxi’s top surgery. Voxi didn’t need a doctor he had his brother do it. In my OC story canon stuff he’s bi and in a T4T threesome with two other characters (Rare and Stoke. They’re both Transgender MTF.) It may be “straight” in regards to the fact its females and a male but also queer since they are all trans + none of them are straight (Voxi is bi, Rare is omni and Stoke is pan).

Voxi is pretty introverted, and is easily irritable.

TumblrTown specific lore: same as above except a certain elephant cat thing ended up being gay for the trans wolf instead of a T4T threesome happening. (I view TumblrTown Voxi [and the accompanying OC x Canon ship as an of AU sort of thing.])

[bigtonguebiollante]

Me: sex, kink, bondage, orgies, monster-fucking, tentacles, demons, leather, bottoms, tops, the flesh, the flesh, the love and the flesh

Also me:

[remnants-of-his-last-resort]

14.11.24

Good morning, TumblrTown losers.

Today the plan is

French [ practice for speaking exam ]

Marketing [ finish speech for presentation ]

History [ give presentation ]

Go to work

Go to sleep 🙏

[tumblertown-headcanons]

Team Belle Edition!

Ivan: Trainer Class- “Belle Team Co-Leader”

Metagross

Golem

Roaring Moon

Empoleon (Starter, the main water typing reminds him of Misra)

Lycanrock (Dusk) (Rockruff are super affectionate but the stones in their collars are painful when they rub against their trainers skin…you get it)

…Galarian Rapidash? (he loves Our Small Horses)

Misra: Trainer Class- “Belle Team Co- Leader”

Feraligatr “Richie” (Starter, its toughness reminds her of Ivan)

Tentacruel “Squidward”

Ludicolo “Lily” (she’s pretty cheerful)

Carracosta “Crush” (rock-water, perfect for the sibs)

Lapras “Lapis” (idk it just feels right)

Masquerain “Eyes” (reminds her of Anne)

Anne: Trainer Class- “Team Belle Admin”

(but is very nice to the player and would heal your team win or lose)

Parasect

(A stupidly strong) Vivillon (was her starter, she couldn’t get a standard one)

Accelgor

Orbeetle

Kleavor

Pheromosa “Elena” (she let Misra name it)

Caden: Trainer Class- “Team Belle Admin”

Skeledirge (death, afterlife, hell, yada yada that’s his starter)

Shiny Kantonian Rapidash (he thinks it’s cool, even cooler now that he knows Ivan likes it)

Umbreon (related to the moon)

Crabrawler (Cancer is the crab Constellation)

Trevanant (reminds him of his mom)

Darkrai (duh)

Bennet: Trainer Class- “Plucky Kid”

Torchick “Fluffy” (starter, reference to that one incorrect quote)

Pikachu “Charlie” (for reasons)

Zorua “Rascal” (he found it in the woods, it reminds him of Noir)

(Lil baby don’t have a full team yet)

Memiri: Trainer Class- “Windy Defector”

Dragapult (Can become invisible)

Gyrados (Mega Stone attached) (flying, affects the weather)

Castform (weather based again)

Staraptor (wimdy)

Crobat (evolves with friendship)

Corviknight (flying, she thinks they’re neat)

YOOOO!!! You cooked again

Memiri: @memiri-belle / @vaporeon2010317

Bennett, Ivan, Misra: @the-belle-siblings

Anne: @sagehyperfixates

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Dudes and cowards I’m so tired after the Minecraft build I made for Vapors swap AU version of Ross- seasonal depression is starting to set in :’D

[tumbletownfanfiction]

Goon clearly hates Bing Bong, while Bing Bong is afraid of Goon-

(Legit, the other day Goon offered to test if Bing Bong could contract rabies-)

(@boredgoon @bingbongbox)

Sir just wanted the local imaginary friend and his henchkid to get along.

So he did the reasonable thing:

He left them unsupervised together in the living room and locked the doors.

“Please don’t leave me alone in here with them!” Bingbong begs.

“Have fun!” Sir closes the door, locking it.

Bingbong turns around slowly.

Goon bares their fangs.

One of them is getting out of this room.

And it won’t be the imaginary friend.

[boredgoon]

(Ooc) THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! POOR FAE CHILD WE WILL SET THOSE WHO HURT YOU ABLAZE

A flashback.

I had been a homeless person. I never really had a home, a place to stay. Then I tightened my grip on my backpack and stepped forth into the wild world of Tumblr. It was a bustling city, towers many times taller than me stretching to the skies.

I was in a small alleyway, the cement clean and empty. It was calm, but it was lonesome. I stayed there for a while, making myself comfortable in the alley. Then I took a chance and entered the street. I felt so small. There were big, important people and then was me. I watched, made a few quiet comments to myself.

Then I saw somebody run past, laughing evilly. I jumped out of the way, and my eyes grew wide as I watched these people. Things seemed more colorful then. A mad scientist, an evil overlord. Heroes and sidekicks. Goons by the handful. They fought each other, the villains and the heroes.

I stalked them for a few days, asked some questions anonymously. Asked if I could be a goon too. Got accepted.

My boss is the best and most wickedly villainous person I’ve ever known. He gave me a sticker and a big cape. Those are my most prized of possessions. I feel welcome, I feel … as if I am one of them.

Maybe I even am one of them.

And now there’s these dang moles everywhere! But whatever. They’re very interesting… and possibly evil! >:D

And while you were distracted by this little story, I’ve taken your wallet. Have fun without it :P

[boredgoon]

Shay makes some fruit punch

Dr. Shay D. Guy is fed up with his boss, who he totally isn’t related to (despite the two sharing a last name) and he’s deciding enough is enough.

Too many times has Sir chugged his colorful bottles of experimental liquids.

Too many times has he been left to deal with goons turning themself into various different monstrosities because they couldn’t just stay out of his lab-

But it’s okay. It’s fine! He’ll get his revenge. It’s fine.

He pours the powder and water in the vial and shakes it, laughing evilly to give it more flavor.

Bright colors. Red, blue, green and purple. He doesn’t even bother to try to convince anyone to drink it, he just leaves it on his shelf, the one he’s instructed people many many times not to touch-

He goes to bed.

In the morning, he goes to his lab, he’s not surprised to see all four vials empty, his precious glass for science sticky.

He inhales. It’s time.

Dr. Shay slams the door of the living room open, “WHO DRANK MY EXPERIMENTS?!”

Sir laughs guiltily, blinking rapidly. “I saw nothing.” His tongue is purple.

“Noir!” Shay snaps. “The last time you did this you got a frog tongue!”

“Frog boss heheh.” Goon laughs, tongue suspiciously blue.

Sir gasps, looking betrayed at Goon. “I said to not spread such slander!”

Assistant coughs, hiding a green tongue.

Sunny smiles. “I did nothing that I will tell you about.” His tongue is much more red than it should be.

Shay sighs. “Well, have fun, you’ll all explode in the next ten minutes if you don’t eat 5 handfuls of sand.” He walks out, smiling at the shouts behind him.

Who knew he could have so much fun with fruit punch?

@doctor-shay-d-guy @sirlordevil @boredgoon @evilassistantbutnotmean @deadless-corpse

[yourfavoriteracoonplushie]

Yo!

Names Ross, I use it/they/he And any neos! I’m 25 and an engineer for hire and am in the process of putting stuff away after moving! Send in an ask to say hi! I’m Agender and Pan :D

To-do list:

Put away my stuff

Set up my cork board✔️

Work on the death Ray✔️

Get supplies ✔️

Work on commissions

Get better mailing system for commissions

Picture of me bc I felt cute today :D

Ooc: Woah! Throwback to when I used this picrew for assistants appearance!

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Hi! Cryptid here, this is an AU of Assistant where everyone swaps places, a few of note being that Assistant has Vapors role, Sylveon has Assistants role, Vapor has Sages role, and Sage has Sirs role!

Assistant (Ross in this AU, goes by Raccoon online) is an Engineer for hire, you can ask the originator of this au ( @vaporeon2010317 ) for more info on everyone!

[tumblertown-headcanons]

@sagehyperfixates @vaporeon2010317 @the-excellent-papyru @sirlordevil @boredgoon

Introducing, for the Pokémon AU…

THE CHAOTIC LOVERS!!

These two warmtoned kissers have a team of Alolan Ninetails, Kantonian Ninetails, Mawile, Absol, Delphox, and Sceptile!

Ross (Green shirt, grey hair) is a fae disguised as a human to avoid prejudice, Alex is aware of this and loves aer either way

Alex, comparably, is.. well, we can’t spoil that :) Ross is unaware that Star partner is nonhuman, best to not tell them..

[obetrolncocktails]

i’m so happy you’re back!! i’ve missed your writing! can’t wait to see your new stuff and (hopefully!) ignition and deception making a comeback ◡̈

They're definitely on the list! I'm glad to be back, it's been far too long! I've been working on some things, and it's got me excited to be writing again! Thank you so much for being welcoming, bestie. It's all you!

[tumbletownfanfiction]

In the Shadow World Sir, Goon, and Assistant all die. Sir has swore time and time again that he would protect them no matter what. Perhaps Sir's end was all in vain.

“I’ll keep you safe.”

“I won’t let anyone hurt you.”

“It’ll be okay.”

“We’ll be okay.”

So many good intentions.

So many broken promises.

Sir screams, voice raw and broken. Everything… his beloved goons… his adoptive children… all that’s left is him. And what is he worth?

Nothing now that they… they’re both dead…

Assistant’s disguise had fallen halfway through the battle, their glamour dissipating, and it was like a switch.

Surrounded. Iron bells ringing, closing in. Assistant cups their clawed hands over their ears, shrieking. The bells. The bells. Iron. Sharp. Falling to their knees, Assistant shudders. Something sharp-metallic-slides into their chest, and they can’t even breathe anymore. Oh. Iron- it-

Goon stumbles back, seeing Assistant fall. They yelp when a weapon nicks their head, ripping their potato sack. Growling, Goon leaps at their attacker, clawing and biting and being feral. They are going to die today, they can feel it.

Sir gasps, in more pain than Goon ever felt as he watches an arrow end his henchkid’s life.

There is nothing left. Sir falls silent, glaring at the people who had dared- had taken-

Sir doesn’t feel the attack that forces him to the ground.

His last thought is of Chad.

He is sorry he is leaving him behind.

@vaporeon2010317 for the Shadow World

@sirlordevil’s shadow character be dead, as well as @boredgoon’s and @evilassistantbutnotmean’s.

@eclipsing-sun(?) for Chad

[ivypost]

Rory ships

Every Rory ship and my take on them.

Dean was the best first love Rory could have ever asked for, he was such a sweet little boy throughout season 1. My favorite parts had to be the ones where he'd hangout with lorelai and rory and meet rory at the bus station in the morning. He did get kinda toxic though, like the part where he didn't care about her going to Harvard and then the other part where they have this conversation about being a domestic housewife from the tv show they watched the other night and he tells her she only thinks that way because her mom does and a whole bunch of other crap lol. Maybe he had a point in what he was trying to say but he conveyed it in the worst possible way and then he hit an all time low after rory met jess. and then there is the part after their breakup and how he cheated on his wife but that discussion is for another time.

Then there's my guy Jess. I would have loved jess so much if only the guy knew how to communicate. Rory and Jess had the best Chemistry, and they shared similar interests and hobbies. I loved the whole Cliche bad boy vibe they had going haha. But then can we please take a minute to talk about the MAN that jess became. He had the best redemption arc in the whole show and he was just too good for rory at that point LMAO. Jess saw rory on a deeper lever for who she really was and you can really see that in the "whY did you drOp out of yAle" scene. Overall rory and jess give off major 'right person wrong time' vibes.

Logan was fine i guess, Their relationship was mature and understanding and everything with them was more real. My favorite part was the life and death brigade. Logan was always there for rory and called her out on her bullshit when he had to. I liked that they had a stark difference in their personalities and they still made it work out. i like how he quite literally changed for rory. Logan's worst part has to be that part where he cheated on her with his sister's friends when he 'thought' they had broken up when they were only on a break. thats just straight up wrong, no excuses. When rory was with logan she was chilton-rory no more and she was very problematic at this point too, If anything, i am surprised their relationship lasted how long it did. But the way they're both a bit problematic gives off made for each other vibes TT.

Thank you for listening to my ted talk and goodnight beautiful people of tumblrtown.

[tumblertown-headcanons]

🌟I’m back! And with Vapor and Sylve’s teams!

Vapor: Trainer Class-“Party Organizer”

Vaporeon (Obviously)

Aegislash (sword lesbian go brr)

Primarina (singer associated with water + her starter)

Alcremie (Blueberry Rainbow Swirl) (baker)

Slurpuff (baker again)

Blissey (loving, but also super strong)

Sylve: Trainer Class-“Cool Beauty”

Sylveon (Duh)

Ariados (The only one of the gf’s who’s fine with spiders)

Milotic (beautiful, associated with water, considered ethereal, so it has ties to both her gfs)

Diance (Sage calls her “mon ange bijoux” which roughly translates to “my jeweled Angel”)

Cherrim (idk I feel like it fits, cherry blossoms feel right for her)

Togekiss (togepi is implied to be a non-standard starter)

WHO LET YOU COOOOOK /pos

Sylve, Vapor: @vaporeon2010317

[peachesodell]

Happy Halloween to all of TumblrTown...!