#Tubbo and Ranboo are angy

[crimeboys]

sharktale dsmp au

oscar - tommy

lenny (gay shark) - wilbur

sykes (oscar’s boss) - quackity

mafia boss dad - phil

bloodthirsty mafia brother - technoblade

angie - tubbo

the krill - ranboo

[your-system-said-what]

Tubbo: ”*mumbling into his pillow*”

Ranboo: “What?”

Tubbo: “*sitting up* I SAID im going to SKIN YOU and SELL YOUR ORGANS.”

He was angy because he couldn’t sleep (hes sick)

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[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Who needs royalty to adopt you and bring you to a castle? Not me!

by Onyx_Yo

Tommy was angry. Rightfully so, as always. An ugly looking man had just arrived at his orphanage an hour or so ago and claimed that Tommy belonged to him and the matron was just LETTING him TAKE Tommy! And he tried to fucking, like, act all cozy with him. Like grab his hand and rub his back and stuff. Which was NOT OKAY! Not in Tommy’s book.

He was currently riding in a fancy-ass carriage, because of course this Wilbur dude was rich as fuck. His name even sounded rich. ‘Wilbur’. What a stupid name.

“You can stop glaring daggers at me brother, I’m not going to hurt you.” Wilbur crooned, amused.

 or, Tommy doesn't want to be adopted by creeps, said creeps just want their brother/son to come home, how hard could that be? or, or, Tommy makes it hard.

Words: 5993, Chapters: 5/5, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Kristin Rosales Watson, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Kristin Rosales Watson & Phil Watson | Philza, Kristin Rosales Watson/Phil Watson | Philza

Additional Tags: Angst, Possessive Behavior, Possessive Wilbur Soot, Possessive Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Possessive Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade Has Piglin Instincts (Video Blogging RPF), Paternal Instinct, Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Piglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Death, childebdaybash Twitter's Childe's B-Day Bash 2023 (Genshin Impact), Tommy is Death's child and has powers, Tommy is angy, Let the boy be kidnapped, Implied Death, child endangerment, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Cuddling, Hurt No Comfort, nonconsensual cuddling, no consent to be found, Sad, chaotic sadness, implied drugging

[darkeninganon]

Hey, remember this post and this post? I went with the darker one and continued it. Have ghost Dream. Trigger warning: Implied death, trauma, implied torture, negative thoughts, and cursing.

Tommy stared, a mixture of horror and curiosity swimming through his mind. Standing in front of the community house was a green, very familiar figure.

"D... Dream?" The figure turned around, an all too familiar mask staring back at Tommy.

"Yeah?"

Tommy took a few steps back, heart racing as he laid eyes on his tormentor. His tormentor who was still supposed to be in prison, yet was standing in front of him and acting like nothing had happened. "wha-"

"Oh, uh... Who are you?" Dream's head tilted, staring blankly at Tommy. It was at this moment that Tommy actually got a good look at his old enemy. His skin was paler than normal, somewhat grey-green, his clothes were washed out as well, and he seemed to be... floating just centimeters off the ground.

"Hello~?"

Tommy jumped back as Dream's hand waved in front of his face. "Ah! Jesus! Just... Tommy. Tommy Innit. Does that ring any bells?"

Dream hummed, placing a hand on his chin before shaking his head. "nope. Can't say it does! Should it?"

Tommy was silent for a moment. "Well, yeah. We were friends." Tommy stated, placing his arms behind his back. "You, me, Tubbo, and Ranboo! We were all the best of friends!"

"Really?" Dream seemed to light up at this, seeming to float just a little more as his mood brightened.

"Yeah!" Tommy wasn't going to pass up this opportunity. "You've been missing for ages, man! We've been worried sick about you! You just vanish one day with no trace,  and- let's walk and talk Dream, we need to go to Snowchester and tell Ranboo and Tubbo the good news!" Tommy turned, motioning Dream to follow. Dream did so, bouncing slightly as he followed. "Oh, they may seem a little... off when we see them. I mean, as I said, you've been gone for ages! And uh... looks like you lost you last cannon life-"

"My last cannon life?"

"Yeah. Not many people like you, me, and Tubbo. Us three only have one life left, unless you count Totems."

"What about Ranboo?"

"See, he's a bit... strange, so he still has all three cannon lives-"

"I lost three lives?!"

Tommy stopped, spinning around to face a panicked Dream. "Yeah. Look, just be glad you didn't get sent to the afterlife and-" Tommy stopped as he looked down. Right where Dream's shoes touched the prime path, the wood was bubbling and melting. "Uh, big man... You're melting the prime path."

Dream looked down, tensing at what he saw, His knees flew up to his chest as he floated there. "Sorry! It- I'll control it! I won't let it happen again! I promise! Please, I'm really-"

"Woah, calm down man! Why are you so worried? The prime path has had worse. We'll replace it later. It's no big deal." Tommy waved his hand, dismissing the minor damage.

Dream stayed silent for a moment, staring at Tommy from behind his mask. "You... You promise?"

"Yeah! Now come on! Tubbo and Ranboo are waiting for us at Snowchester." Tommy took off again, Dream following slowly behind.

Dream was still worried. He had damaged something. He had broken something. He was going to be punished for that. He was supposed to be punished for that. But... Not from Tommy... From someone else... Someone green? No, he liked green, it was his favorite color. Dream was lost in though and crashed into a stopped Tommy, instantly reeling back. "I'm sorry! I won't do that again! I-"

"Big man, calm yourself!" Tommy yelled, spinning around to face Dream. "We're here. Does this place ring any bells?"

"Tommy get back!"

Dream was confronted by and enchanted netherite axe. A memory of a similar axe slamming into him over and over again surfaced, along with a grin and a golden tooth. Dream reeled back, making himself as small as he could. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to run into him! I didn't mean to burn the path! I won't do it again! I promise! I'm sorry!" Dream was suddenly scooped up off the ground, a gentle shushing calming hims down.

"Relax! You just... Your mask Surprised Tubbo, that's all. Someone who... Who wore almost the exact same mask had tried to kill me and Tubbo... But... But we killed him in the end." Dream looked up, Tommy was staring down at him. Tommy had picked him up and was holding him... "Yeah, You, me, and Tubbo... We killed that bastard..."

Dream sniffled. "What about Ranboo?"

Tommy looked to the half enderman, who was shielding a small zombie piglin. "Well, uh, you see that little piglin? Ranboo stayed home to make sure no one on that guy's side came to kill him. That's Ranboo and Tubbo's son. His name is Michael." Tommy looked back down to Dream. "Does any of this ring any bells big man?"

Dream shook his head again. He didn't remember anything.

Tommy sighed. "It's... It's alright. I'm sure you'll remember eventually. Just... Maybe take the mask off?"

Dream shook his head again, digging his nails into the object. "Please... Please don't make me..."

"Alright! No worries bud, if you like it you can keep it" Tommy bit his lip, looking to Tubbo before glancing back down at the ghost in his hands. "We, uh, we'll do our best to remember it's our dear friend Dream, and not the monster from the past. Right guys?" Tommy grit his teeth, putting on a smile.

Tubbo nodded. "Tommy's right." The words even sounded forced to him. God he couldn't act to save his life. "Sorry if I pull out netherite on you, I'll try to contain myself."

Both boys looked to Ranboo, who was still glaring. "Bruh, that... no. I'm not doing this."

"Ranboo!"

"No Tubbo! That guy tries to kill you and now he gets to-"

"Come on Boo! You can do this!"

"Oh, I cannot even begin to explain how wrong you are. Literally. I can't. It's mag-hrmmm" Ranboo did his best to glare at himself before turning his glare back to Dream. Then Ranboo looked at Tommy.

The fucking puppy eyes.

Ranboo growled to himself, clenching his fist before speaking. "Look, Dream, you're not the only one with problems. I sleepwalk and apparently do things. It's weird and-"

"Did the guy with the gold tooth get you too?" Dream perked up, leaning forward. He hopped off Tommy's hand suddenly, growing back to his full size before ever hitting the floor. "He..." Dream looked to Tubbo, more accurately, the axe he still held; "He did something to me... I think he took my last cannon life."

Ranboo tilted his head. "The guy with the gold tooth? Who the hell is that?"

Dream shrugged.

"well, we can figure that out later." Tommy stepped in, looking between Dream and Ranboo. "right now, I think it's best if we let Dream rest! Man is... probably tired, right Dream?"

"I... guess... I'm not really sure."

Tommy waved him towards a room. "Well, might as well try and rest up! This has been super exciting for all of us! We got you back, you got us back, all is well that ends well, right boys!" Tommy cheered. Tubbo remained silent, glancing to Ranboo who refused to look anywhere but the floor.

"Well, good night then." Dream gave a weak wave to Tommy, nodding to Tubbo and Ranboo as he passed them, and went to a random room.

As soon as Dream was gone, all hell broke loose. "Tommy what the fuck?!"

[charles-jpg]

beeduo bitching about different time zones again nature is healing <333

[hornet-breaker]

I need to stop staying up late when I have therapy the next morning but hey OvO what’s this? Distraction go!

[spicyavogato]

//DSMP Spoilers

Okay, but I'm still confused why c!Sam didn't drop the "Ranboo was the one who detonated the TNT on the prison and trapped Tommy" bomb on them during the confrontation

[knox-enden]

where are my Ranboo Portal Headcanons. Give me headcanons that whenever he goes into a portal, due to his Half Enderman, there’s a chance that it can go haywire. Give me Ranboo trying to go through a portal, like the one today with Techno, where the portal ends up at a totally different location. Portal Teleportation mixing with his Enderman Teleportation Genes. Give me

[cohesively]

go off i guess

[cyncerity]

I can't remember but are you the person that threatened to make a shark tales au???

Because I suddenly want to know more about it, mainly if you added vore

-Plant

Yes! I am that person!!

And with so many almost vore scenes in the movie, how could I not? >:)

warning for vore and also that this will not make sense if you haven’t watched the movie

There are two main scenes I’m thinking of here. One is the fighting scene kinda in the middle of the movie where Lenny is pretending to fight Oscar and for some reason Lenny puts him in his mouth.

The other scene is the shark mafia scene where they have Angie tied up and Lenny pretends to eat her too.

Both of these scenes can easily be made into vore (also if you don’t remember this au very well click the shark tale au hashtag to remind yourself who’s who).

For the first one, even if Ranboo doesn’t like eating fish, he still has the instinct to. And unlike Lenny, Ranboo doesn’t mind how fish taste, it’s more a moral reason why he doesn’t eat them. In the movie Lenny has to spit out any fish he almost eats because he can’t stand the taste. I’m changing that to having Ranboo be able to swallow them fine, but he cant have any movement in his brood pouch without feeling severely ill.

So when he swallows Tommy during the fake fight, he kind of panics, but fortunately, so does Tommy. He had been in the brood pouch, and was completely safe, but he obviously didn’t know that, so he starts swimming frantically and punching the walls. Ranboo knows that he’s automatically gonna have to spit Tommy out in a few seconds cause of the movement, so he does his best to make a big show of how Tommy is beating him up from the inside.

To the onlookers, it looks like Tommy miraculously survived getting eaten and got the upper hand from within the monster, even if that’s not really the case. When Ranboo eventually spits him out, Tommy only has a few moments to process it before he hears the cheering of the crowd watching. Ranboo pretends that he passed out from the pain, and Tommy is quickly able to end the fake fight and pretend to kill Ranboo from there, where the two of them have a very necessary conversation on what a brood pouch is and how Tommy is alive.

In the second scenario, it’s goes a bit more differently than in the movie. After Tommy learns about Ranboo’s brood pouch, and learns that Tubbo got kidnapped by the shark mafia, they disguise him and Tommy asks him to eat Tubbo to make the scene more believable. Ranboo says it’s not a good idea, and argues it, but eventually relents. As much as he likes Tubbo and considers him a friends, he doesn’t want Dream to actually eat him. His only concern is how badly Tubbo will struggle, and how much time him and Tommy will have to leave before Ranboo has to spit him out.

It doesn’t go like that. Tubbo is gagged and bound when they get there, and that’s how he is when Ranboo eats him. He is physically unable to struggle, at least struggle enough to get Ranboo to spit him out. Which is good and bad. It’s more believable to Dream and the other sharks that Tubbo is dead, but unfortunately he got the gag off and Ranboo can hear Tubbo screaming and crying for help, and he just can’t get him out right now. Hell, he can’t get him out, period. He has never had to manually get a fish out of his pouch, normally they struggle and he just spits them out, but Tubbo cant.

Enough of this thinking and hearing Tubbo begging for his life break Ranboo down and despite the situation, he finds himself having a panic attack, where he has to remove the mask he’s worn as a disguise to breathe, and that’s how Dream figured out that Ranboo was alive. Eventually Tubbo hears Ranboo talk and realizes that this wasn’t just some random shark, it was his friend. And his practically brother figure had told Ranboo to eat him. He thought he was going to be killed by the two people he cared about most. Ranboo hears more desperate crying, but this time his name is in them, along with Tommy’s, asking them what he ever did and why they would want to kill him. Ranboo is hearing Tubbo say this at about the point in the movie when the shark mafia leader is yelling at Oscar and is about to chase him around the city. Ranboo sees a very pissed Dream start to advance on Tommy, who starts to panic.

Killing two birds with one stone, Ranboo decides he needs to protect Tommy, but he also realizes he doesn’t need Tommy to fight his battle for him, and that he should talk to Dream just brother-to-brother, alone. So he swallows Tommy, who quickly sees the state Tubbo is in and rushes to free him from his binds, and is quick to comfort him and somehow convince him he’s safe, which probably only worked because of how desperate he was to believe it. Meanwhile Ranboo finally breaks down why he ran away and faked his own death. He wasn’t happy. Dream put so much pressure on him and rarely cared what he thought, and Dream’s heart shattered when he realized Ranboo didn’t think he cared about him. Dream hugs his little brother and says he was just trying to toughen him up, and he had no idea how much he was suffering under his care, and promises that if he comes home, he’ll be more mindful and open minded about Ranboo’s way of living.

also! species under the cut, cause i never specified!

Tommy is a blood red hawkfish! (that was the coolest name listed, buts it’s also called a banded or redbar hawkfish i think)

Tubbo is a cow fish!

Philza is a sea robin!

and Ranboo is a white tip oceanic shark!

[bozowrites]

Headcanon

↳ Request above, but MCYT edition!

Characters: [C] TommyInnit, Tubbo and Ranboo

TW: angy reader. characters all platonic.

A/n: I rly like this ask, so I'm making a mcyt version with my fav bois! I've been in a very ranboo and tubbo mood lately ^^

TOMMYINNIT

The two of you combined makes some real crackhead energy and people fear for their lives when you two are together (which is a lot).

You two are just…chaotic.

Who started the fire? WHEN DID THE FIRE START?! OMG FUNDY IS NOW ON FIRE

That’s how it usually goes.

Anyways, he’s seen you angry, but not angry and when he does??? F E A R

He just sees your usual loud, happy and chaotic self go silent, deadpan face with the slightest glare.

First, he’ll watch the person who pissed you off cower in fear. Wouldn’t be surprised if they pissed their pants.

He laughs too. Loudly. Knee slapping laughing.

He finds it so funny how someone could piss you off so much, you do a whole 180.

But, when you’re mad at him? BYE BITCH

He’s running for the hills, calling for help, is scared for his life.

“Y/N, COME ON I KNOW YOU DON’T WANNA DO THIS! AH, NO WAIT, Y/N!”

TommyInnIt was slain by Y/u/n :]

TUBBO

You two put together is a lot like Tommy and himself, but also different?

He calms you down a little, but you also bring out his chaotic. It’s honestly sweet.

He’s seen you mad before (usually because of Tommy or Ponk), but it isn’t that scary mad.

When you do get that mad, he panics for everyone’s lives and gets everyone to leave the premises as he tries to calm you down with all your favourite jokes and foods.

He just rants over all the funniest/cheesiest jokes he knows as he ushers someone out of the room. And also tries to keep you at bay, so they don’t die.

Also, bee jokes.

He’ll literally yeet someone off a cliff if it means calming you down.

That usually does the trick.

“Y/n, wait, wanna hear a joke? What do bees wear to the beach? BEEkini!”

RANBOO

He goes along with your chaos, though a little more toned down. He finds your chaos fun and he always is in for a little prank on others.

He doesn’t remember ever seeing you mad, but damn when he saw you extremely angry one day it just seemed familiar???

He kinda knew what to do.

He removed whatever was the cause of your anger and sat you down on the ground, handing you a flower (don’t ask why he had one, he doesn’t know) and speaks End to you.

It’s calming and he loves watching your slow transition from anger to happy chaos.

It’s almost like muscle memory for him now to hand you something nice and speak End when you’re upset in any way, shape or form.

“Wait, no, sit. I have a flower, here it’s your favourite.”

[vtinesday]

Hc where Ranboo has a locket necklace and he used to keep tubbo and Michael pictures in each locket holes but the more he spends time with Tommy, he started to put tubbo and Michaels picture in one locket hole and Tommy on the other

hc that c!tommy tip toes everytime he's given/giving a hug to ranboo because he doesn't want to hurt ranboo's chest if he happens to cry on the man and burn him, so instead he'd try to keep his head to his shoulder. And ranboo would bend a his head a bit so he won't get an angy nag "fuck you let me rest on your shoulder boob boy"

hc that one of bench trio favourite thing to do while hanging out are braiding Tommy's hair together by the pond in Tommy's home, like pigtails braids, listening to cat

:]

[dazenightmare]

AU where everything in canon happens the same, but some characters are just straight up not human or humanish.

[Heads up: main focus is on the Bee Duo family, but there’s small headcanons for Slimecicle, Puffy, and Callahan at the end :) ]

Like, Tubbo is just an actual goat. Not a hybrid or anything, just a small brown goat that SBI found when he was still a kid (baby goat), and just never stopped following Tommy around (they find Tubbo when Tommy is like, six). And Tommy just really likes to put bandannas on him, and Wilbur ties ribbons to his horns and shit.

And so like, when Tommy joins the Dream SMP he left Tubbo at home, but Tubbo bleats “fuck that” and somehow finds Tommy from across the world, and goes back to following him around.

Everybody on the server is confused as Tommy introduces Tubbo to everybody, but just lets it be because they don’t know what else to do. Tubbo still somehow helps Tommy get his discs.

When Wilbur joins he was still looking for Tubbo since he was supposed to be pet sitting, and he’s like “of fucking course he somehow found Tommy, smart goat” but decides Y’know what? Imma make a drug nation while I’m here cuz why not?

Eret and Fundy legit think the brothers are insane when they keep insisting that Tubbo is important to keep around until Tubbo keeps bringing them supplies from who knows where, and just ends up as an emotional support animal for them. Also when like, the big battle happens Tubbo randomly comes out of nowhere and kicks the SMP members.

And- and for the Manburg and Pogtopia era, Tubbo is just randomly wandering in Manburg and not following Tommy and Tommy and Wilbur think of it as a betrayal until Tubbo starts bringing them documents from the White House and becomes an all-around nuisance for the cabinet members to deal with.

The festival is literally just a day where the cabinet members ran around Manburg while everyone watched, trying to catch the goat to get rid of him. It ended when Techno managed to shoot poor Tubbo in the leg with a normal arrow, and takes him to Pogtopia, where Tommy is rightfully pissed that their ally shot his goat.

And then Fundy becomes the president, and exiles Tommy, and they all struggle to keep Tubbo away from Tommy (as punishment) and end up keeping Tubbo in a cage in the White House.

Nobody really pays attention to Tubbo until they realize an enderman just keeps chilling in the room with Tubbo and keeps getting aggressive with them when they forget to feed the goat. As an experiment, they name tag the enderman “Ranboo” to find out if it was the same enderman every time (it was). The name sticks and everyone just gets used to seeing the mob hanging around L’manburg.

Before and during Doomsday, Tommy completely forgets Tubbo exists until after and there’s just an angy enderman holding the cage Tubbo was in away from the destruction. He eventually calms down the mob enough to get Tubbo out, and then it was back to Tubbo following Tommy, but now Tommy feels like a mother duck because Ranboo follows behind Tubbo, making them quite a sight to see.

And getting the discs back from Dream, Tommy wasn’t aware Tubbo had followed him all the way out there, already used to Ranboo following Tubbo and seeing Ranboo before Tubbo, but then Dream is threatening him with his pet goat with Ranboo nowhere in sight.

Tubbo willingly about to die in the vault is Tubbo taking the discs after Dream said Tubbo or them, and just giving them to Tommy before sitting in front of Dream, staring at the smiley face expectantly while Tommy has a bloody heart attack because his goat made the choice for him. Before Dream could kill the goat, everyone emerges from the portal and now there’s a tol, angy boi just screaming at Dream while holding the very smol goat for the rest of the time.

During the week Tommy was in prison, Tubbo and Ranboo were wandering around, looking for him. At some point they find a piglet that was abandoned and now take it with them, and the server starts calling the piglet their son, thinking of them as a little family. When Eret sees them, he ties a golden ribbon around one of Tubbo’s horns and another around Ranboo’s neck so they were matching, and now everyone called them husbands.

When Tommy gets revived and out of prison, he gets a bloody heart attack the sequel because now his goat had a husband and son?? That were different species?? Yeah, okay, he was going to pretend this was normal.

Tommy’s the one to name Michael and give him a green and gold bandanna so everyone can identify him. Of course, most are already able to tell when they see the train of pets following him, because yes, Tubbo still follows Tommy, Ranboo still follows Tubbo, and Michael walks between Tubbo and Ranboo so they could make sure he was safe. This was starting to get ridiculous.

Charlie is still a slime but he doesn’t adapt to blend in with his surroundings/looks human. He’s just a slime that, no matter how hard Quackity tries, follows him everywhere. Eventually Quackity gets attached and understands how Tommy feels, and names him and gives Charlie glasses so the little guy could see better and Quackity could identify him in a crowd of slimes.

Puffy is a rainbow sheep that just appeared one day, and always manages to find whoever needs a therapist the most and basically becomes an emotional support/service animal. She tends to spend most of her time near the kids of the server and Niki, and she always tries to get into the prison to either cheer Sam or Dream up (no one knows which).

Callahan is a deer that just appears sometimes. He is the local fauna that everyone calls a cryptid, like Bigfoot.

[localsharkcryptid]

Ah ha tis that time of year again where I post and idea that popped into my brain and refuses to leave!

Anyway with my interest in Resident Evil Village coming back as well as the game nearly being a year old combined with my need for TNT Duo content I have produced and idea which I wish to hopefully write or do something with

This is of course with the characters from the dsmp NOT the content creators themselves

Wilbur takes the place of Ethan, Fundy being Rose, and Sally being Mia who is going to be actually dead since why the fuck did Miranda keep her alive to begin with-

Yes Wilbur has lost a hand, loses fingers, and loses the other hand- its the price of being Ethan- also yay mold, fungus man, should be fucking dead man, congrats Q you fall for a corpse yet again.

Techno takes Chris's role cause well yes it makes sense, also Techno and the boys turn a salmon into swiss cheese

Dream takes the role of Mother Miranda [bitch (derogatory, so derogatory)] powers and motives may be slightly altered- still control freak but worse, all in all you're going to hate this guy

Lady Dimitrescu is replaced with Lord Halo/BBH simply because of height at this point and literally no one else fit the bill

The daughters being replaced with a group of subordinates: Hannah, Antfrost and Skeppy (they'll still be bugs? Maybe? Undecided- character research to be done yayy)

Donna and Angie are replaced with Ranboo and Tubbo, not much changes with how they work aside from them both being a bit more independent of each other. Possible route of befriending them for sake of bench trio? Also unlike Donna and Angie they will actually be separate entities thus not just ranboo using tubbo to communicate though have a sort of connection thanks to the Cadou, perhaps a pain thing or something like how C!BBH and C!Skeppy work-

Moreau is replaced with Sam, possible character changes to fit Sam's character a bit more? Just changes- pathetic warden man either way- most heavily manipulated by Dream, think current arc sam but somehow worse! Mutated form is going to be maybe more reptilian? Maybe otter based-? Still aquatic as to fit the fish crest. He needs help big time.

Quackity takes over Heisenberg's role, hammer replaced with a pickaxe cause ha funny. Slightly more casino theme to the factory? Plans to fucking murder dream remain, team up will happen, I refuse to be stopped also cause TNT duo my beloved- literally just butcher army, electons and las navadas Quackity but all in one body. Literally just stole Tommy from being experimented on and has been harboring/enabling the feral child.

Tommy is an outsider to the village, having gotten stranded and briefly taken in by Dream- he doesn't speak of what happened there having been taken into the care of Lord Q/Quackity since Q pretty much stole the kid, he's now been just hanging around mostly on his own, stealing to survive and assisting Q with his plans. Eventually finds Wilbur and instantly latches onto him.

Niki and Jack Manifold take The Duke's place, running the merchant's caravan, Jack handles trading and sales, Niki handles weapons and the cooking- they both despise Tommy with a passion, due to the child often stealing from their wares. Their knowledge of everything is unsettling much like the Duke's. Also note- Niki is going to pull a gun on tommy at some point

Backstory with Louisiana/RE7 remains just switched out characters- won't be really referenced

Bonus characters to divert and expand on plot!

Ponk, present survivor and doctor of the village/probably investigating about the lords and things?? Heavy tie in with Sam either way, cause fuck you awesamponk my beloved

Charlie, maybe dead?? Undecided- still gonna have a tie in with Q

Punz, connection to Dream of course, inside man for the village maybe? General role undecided

Sapnap & Karl, exes to Q, very dead, oh so dead so only like minor plot relevance-

More may be added

All in all the story will deviate from the actual game's plot a fair amount as I am running with the idea but anyway good day people of this land while I now continue to try and work out how to write this shit :]

[galaxy-lilies]

In hindsight I never thought out the complete plot of the assassin quackity au but here are some ideas:

As a prince, Karl would always have a target on his back even if he was well loved in the kingdom

Deep down the king and queen knew this and assigned their best knight to protect their son. Sapnap was at first distant with Karl but with having to stick with the prince for so long feelings grew and they became quite close

Now cut to the present. There hadn’t been many assassination attempts that sapnap wasn’t able to stop but a certain goat man really wants the prince dead

So he gets his right hand man quackity to do the job. The hit is extensive: applying to be a new servant at the castle, blending in long enough to know the guard cycles before killing the prince.

Everything works out just fine for a while, quackity mainly working in the kitchen with niki as he scouts the rest of the castle. The guard cycles were easy to memorize but there was one thing standing in his way: the prince’s personal knight Sapnap

It’s been over a month at this point and quackity couldn’t find a way to get to the prince without sapnap noticing. So he decides to break in through the prince’s window in the middle of the knight and stab Karl right then and there

However as he was doing this plan, he glanced in the window and almost fell. Sapnap and Karl were cuddling with each other, Karl giggling as sapnap told him an inside joke.

It felt very domestic to the point quackity couldn’t muster up the courage to break their little moment together. He hid away in the shadows and returned to the servant’s quarters before anyone could notice him.

Additionally that was the first time quackity saw Sapnap’s face and to say the least he was very much flustered. But quackity shook his head. Sapnap was already with Karl he couldn’t break them apart

But then it got him thinking more. Why was he worried about Karl’s reaction to him liking sapnap, he doesn’t even know who he is-

And that’s when he was like “oh shit I like both of them”

Even if he never had direct contact just the admiring from afar got quackity all flustered

And after a month quackity finally ran into sapnap. He was taking over the stables while ranboo was away helping tubbo in the garden when sapnap came in. He wasn’t wearing his armor and he had casual clothes on.

1) quackity was appalled because why is the knight away from his prince 2) quackity knew this would be the optimal moment to rid of the knight or prince but it would be too suspicious 3) omg Sapnap’s hot-

Sapnap greets quackity and asks where ranboo was. Quackity explained he was taking over for the meantime and sapnap decides to talk with quackity for a while. He introduces his horse to quackity and the horse is somewhat sus of the assassin so she goes all angy on big q but sapnap is like “lmao idk why she’s angry, she usually gets like that if there’s a threat”

Quackity just laughed nervously

Either way horseback riding pog to an open field where they relax a little. Quackity learns that Karl was in a meeting and he let sapnap off the hook since it was going to be a long one. Big q and sapnap continue to talk before they get on the topic of sparring.

Sapnap proposes that they try sparring with each other and big q is all excited. Initially sapnap goes easy on him but then when he realized quackity was very good at fighting he went all out

By the end of the day sapnap managed to win by just one point and the two call a truce. They head back to the castle where Karl was waiting in the stable with ranboo. As ranboo helped quackity feed and clean Sapnap’s horse, sapnap greeted Karl with a kiss and asked how the meeting went

Ranboo could only glance between quackity silent pining and the couple being all lovey dovey rip

Idk what would happen after, maybe big q going all assassin mode and talking to karl in the middle of the night if sapnap had to do his nightly rounds. During the day sapnap and quackity would talk in the halls while quackity would only get some talk time with Karl if the prince stopped by the kitchen to chat with niki.

Either way Schlatt is getting impatient as quackity’s update letters were getting fewer by the days. He might have to send some back up soon...

[unreasonablebehaviour]

Pls take this random assortment of dsmp “hcs” (which is actually just me rambling out my ass but we love to see it//)

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- Sam just like gets really fuccn energetic in a thunderstorm... like just hyperactive but also like v strong..... also immune to electrocution :)

- He’s also like all creepers are, shit terrified of cats which is v funny considering he’s sorta friends with ant

- Even funnier if u want to take the ‘canon’ fact of ant being a whole ass 20 feet tall

- Speaking of ant and this absolutely isn’t a hc but I just find it very funny that people draw humanoid versions of all of the non human characters EXCEPT for ant who I have only ever seen drawn as a cat ghgh

- Bads skin colour is deadass vantablack like if he holds his hand in front of his face it just seemingly vanishes and you can’t pick out where his hand ends and face begins

- I want him to look terrifying.... like absolutely massive a complete unit of a man, sharp ass teeth, sharp spikes and horns, sharp claws, white glowing eyes........... but he’s just like “owo” at all times ghgh

- Skeppy has chronic pain from the diamonds growing inside his body and out of his skin... sometimes he ramps up how cheerful he is to try and hide how much pain he’s in that day

- Ranboo’s body is longer on his enderman side and so he physically can’t stand up straight unless his shorter leg is on a slope

- He’s half silverfish... mainly cause I think that’s funny like hehe both those and endermen are linked to the end/stronghold and can break blocks

- This does also mean he joins bad and skeppy in the ‘help I am v spiky’ club tho

- Also also like absolutely none of his clothes fit cause his limbs are so disproportionately long so rip his ankles in the tundra I guess

- Shortza supremacy

- Sapnap... blaze boy..... I want him to steam when he angy...... v warm to the touch and all of the dteam lay on top of him when it’s cold lmao

- George is like some weird ass mushroom man.... like he looks completely human for the most part but he’s not he just never tells anyone cause he has the mentality of ‘well no one ever asked?’ Or ‘it didn’t seem important’

- When he’s in danger the surrounding plants try to help him (like lmao there’s a war goin on? Nah just take a nap and miss out so you won’t get hurt :) )

- Imagine how much funnier the lmanberg saga would be if schlatt just looked like his profile icon rather than his mc skin.... just cute tiny sheep man in a sweater... I think it’d be like that one gif of the teddy bear slamming its head onto the table to acquire angy eyebrows

- Dreams has symmetrical white patches down the front of skin... kinda like vitiligo but not? Like deadass pure white

- I also kinda just imagine him having creepy solid black eyes ghgh (haha it’s cause he’s possessed)

- He’s immortal and kinda just snapped tbh like half the reason his actions are so manipulative, selfish and drastic are both because he’s so desperate to have control over things in his life and because low-key he kinda hopes that people will find a way to kill him off or get rid of the thing possessing him (I just want a happy ending :( make him not evil pls my poor heart can’t take a non happy for everyone ending//)

- Puffy is fluffy :) I will not elaborate further

- Revived people have creepy blacked out maybe kinda glowing eyes.... paler skin.... scars and phantom pains from their injuries....

- Phil just deadass found Wilbur hiding inside a fridge and took him home with him... wil just assumed the fridge was his mom and Phil found it too funny to correct him

- Tubbo is a moobloom hybrid and all the bees love him ok 💛

- I think it would be funny if dream just deadass can’t see shit through his mask rap considering all the feats he has done

- Phil is v old and ‘wise’ but is also fairly detached from reality as a result cause he can’t really remember what earlier parts of his life were like to understand how other people act

- I also think it’d be hilarious if he ironically had like 0 life skills... cooking? He’s shit at it. Sleep schedule? Never heard of it. Taxes? Isn’t that a state?

- The floors in the tundra trios homes are constantly being ruined by techno having hooves and Phil and maybe ranboo having claws... like u no how u can like dent and scrape a wooden floor with heels? Kinda like that

- Speaking of those three I also think it’d be very funny if they all collectively became useless or started fighting in the presence of a gold block cause like 👀 ‘oo gold/hehe shiny/hold block’ mentality

- Quackity can shapeshift.... but he’s like a ditto and always has the :] face.... mmm also maybe keeps any scars he has

- His ability to control this decreases the more he dies

- So like u could he talking to him and just suddenly he looks like someone else or like a weird mishmash of people and just hasn’t noticed lmao totally not freaky at all

- Literally non of the tundra trio are equipped for the weather like u have someone from the hot af nether, bird man who’d realistically be prone to hypothermia and someone who’s allergic to water like lmao why do yall live here what is wrong with you

- I want niki to just be very exasperated by this fact

- I want her to bake goods for her friends... tailored to their tastes.... cheer up food :)

- Also i forget when she changed her skin but I think it’d be very funny if she dyed her hair pink as an intimidation factor to tommy cause she knows he dislikes techno

- Puffy ily but I do not trust you with Tommy after the disaster that was bbh and skeppys relationship counselling

- The concept of the totems being foolish’s children is very funny to me like just the implication that he just leaves his kids in random chests for people to steal and that when they witness someone die they just explode with revive energy or something like w h a t

- Ghostbur either isn’t actually Wilbur and is just some entity pretending to be him hence the ‘poor memory’ OR him and limbo Wilbur are two halves of one entity

- I just find it v sus that he’s the only ghost that’s ever shown up... and regularly at that

- mmm tubbo hard of hearing.... relies on reading lips the best he can when to help clarify what people are saying but he can hear people well enough if they raise their voice quite loud

- cursed hc but what if ash and Zachary were somehow michael decendants and they like porkums cause he’s either originally a family friend or he just reminds them of stuff

- Ok half of these aren’t even hcs anymore and is just me rambling but who let Karl be in charge of the time travel he has such strong himbo energy

- That being said villain Karl when 👀//

- Why is tubbo like one of the smartest most accomplished people on the sever... he’s like 17..... like my man has been president, developed a new form of fast travel, has a family, developed a nuclear weapons program by himself, launched a man into space, developed a whole town and more .... like who let him have this much power he can barely read//

- I think it’d be funny if techno was just really bad at strategy games..... like ok technically he’s not bad at them but like he just spends 4 days analysing every last minute detail every round to optimise his chances of winning//

- I feel like people don’t give Jack enough credit for the fact he cheated death using nothing but spite