#Tsp unwanted guest au

[thechaotichorselord]

welcome to: Nar being bad at flirting

he flirts by not insulting people

such a pookie

[askunwantedguestnarrator]

[glitchyattraction]

Flowers for you<3

(I drew this on my phone, so it might not look the best)

And do you have any activities that you like to do in your free time, if you do?

[thechaotichorselord]

it looks so weird bc it was a draft

so dw it’ll loook more polished n the future

[thechaotichorselord]

this took an hour

but if I feel motivated enough to polish it I will

lil bit of explanation for what’s happening:

basically, Nar detests looking into mirrors because when he does it just doesn’t look right. It’s always distorted and reminds him of who he is:

He’s not only Narrator, he is NAR. He is HIMSELF. And every time he has to be reminded of that, he has to remember what Nar, or he, has done. He has to remember all the disgusting shit that he did. Everything bad about him. It’s like he’s looking at a mix of scribbles that doesn’t feel like himself, but he knows that’s what he is. It’s dehumanizing and awful to think about and makes him wonder why he is himself. Why can’t he just look in the mirror and be fine with it? Why does he not recognize himself? Is it because he’s changed too much?

[thechaotichorselord]

Chase ‘em away!

Chase ‘em away!

[thechaotichorselord]

He will shatter and fall like the fragile doll that he is.

TW for eye contact.

[thechaotichorselord]

was listening to “What Could Have Been” and “Guns for Hire” so have this

[thechaotichorselord]

Androids and Sickness

Androids can get sick. When they have been overexerting themselves or have a malfunction/bug, their body will work hard to eliminate the bug or begin to overheat from overuse. They develop a fever and start to stiffen up, unable to move much. They will start to return to normal after the bug is removed (all androids are programmed with a built in virus wall) or when they stop overusing their body.

Nar sometimes gets sick, but presses on in his work until someone, Stanley or other, forces him to take a break. He’s a lot like when Rosa gets a cold in Brooklyn 99 Season 2.

Here’s a doodle of sick Nar

Also hi if you see this I have a bunch of lore but one little issue in that my memory is ass so if you can ask me things about the lore of the UG!AU it would be so nice because then y’all would get to learn more and yeah iyvyivdewbubdweuigdfiugfdwyihcdw

[thechaotichorselord]

TW: Blood

[thechaotichorselord]

Charger — PT. 1

TW: Blood, implied drilling of the body

The lady is a Crow by the way. She’s the creator of the entire Parable and is sort of like Nar’s parental figure.

[thechaotichorselord]

gay kizz

under read more because i’m shy

[thechaotichorselord]

He’d only laugh like this if you told him a funny joke at a close friendship (I mean Stan doesn’t get to see him smile FOREVER-)

And I created a small stupid poem for this:

“Why would I bother making friends,

If I’ll be a machine until the very end?”

Just a little supplement before I, yknow, dump more angst.

[thechaotichorselord]

TW: Smoking

real reason it’s under read more is because I’m shy about drawing smooches

ALSO ITS SO LOW QUALITY OUGGHHHHHHH

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[thechaotichorselord]

”Here with me.”

[thechaotichorselord]

*Inhales*

Give me da lore… I want da lore… May I please have da lore? (:

*clears my throat*

Power/Hierarchy Ranking of UG!AU Entities

Crows are actually second on the UG!AU hierarchy pyramid (Parable Pyramid, heh)

The ranks goes like this:

Ravens

Crows

Gambhorra'ta

[Redacted]

Players

Narrators

Protagonists

Assistants

NPCS

Assistants

The Ravens have, unfortunately, been wiped out, because a certain Crow didn't like the authority they had over her and her sisters.

I'll go into more detail with graphs later teeheeeeee :333