When I found out october was gonna have 2 full moons and halloween on a weekend I just KNEW october was gonna give us something good i just didn't think it'd be literally on the first day
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I can't believe Trump mocks Biden for wearing a mask all the time during the debate and then basically the next night tests POSITIVE for Covid-19.
The irony is spicy on this one...
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There’s a horse admitted to the hospital.
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i think this song is very topical rn
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with all this fuss about the recent trump getting covid news, here's what I have to say: hE HAD IT COMING (boom boom) HE HAD IT COMING (boom boom) HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAAAAAME
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TRUMP GOT COVID
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here's how bernie can still win
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You are on a trolley that has careened out of control.
On the tracks to the left are unknown thousands of people, on the tracks to the right is the CEO of the trolley company who is already responsible for thousands of deaths through negligence and his policy of actively trying to kill anyone who is unhappy with the trolley service.
The trolley is driver-less and the software will randomly determine which way the trolley goes.
You say you hope it goes to the right. Ten famous people put up billboards telling you this makes you as bad as the CEO.
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Trump has the rona
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If this makes you mad
✨you’re a racist✨
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Trump is a piece of shit and I wish Corona the best of luck.
Don't @ me
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So Trump has COVID. Now I don’t wish death or long term injury upon anyone, even a black hole of a human like Donald Trump. But let’s be honest. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer #%&! person. There is a very real possibility that VP Pence might have to take over as Acting President if Trump becomes unwell and needs to recover. But VP Pence was likely exposed too. What happens if VP Pence also becomes unwell? Boy or boy this is where it gets interesting.
Know who is next in line for the presidency after VP? Speaker of the House. And who is the current Speaker of the House?
Nancy &%$@# Pelosi.
So, we are potentially facing a scenario where BOTH Trump and Pence are unwell enough by the end of the month that Speaker Pelosi is sworn in as acting president. Take a moment to wrap your brains around that thought. The very IDEA of ‘President Pelosi’ is enough to put unadulterated terror into the heart of Mitch McConnell. Maybe it will scare a more people into wearing a mask too.
So everyone get well soon (but not too soon).
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Tumblr is so much more savage than Twitter and I'm frankly having a great time.
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TRUMP TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID I REPEAT TRUMP HAS COVID THIS IS NOT A DRILL TRUMP HAS COVID
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