#TrumpBible

[jonostroveart]

GROSS PROPHET

It’s just been revealed that the “God Bless the USA” Bibles that Trump started peddling earlier this year were printed in China for a twentieth of the price they’re being sold for in the United States. Even if Trump applied his own proposed tariffs to punish these rapacious imports, they’d still be making a killing.

[bricehammack]

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[equusspirit]

Obama RIPS Trump to SHREDS in PITCH PERFECT AZ Speech  “If your grandpa, you’d be calling the rest of the family in for a conference on what to do about getting him in a nursing home.”  And then he goes from there. Funny--oh, my....Trump Bible made in China.  

[fs3mmedia]

The Trump Bible. You can't make this shit up unless you're him! King James WHO?

[biancarogers]

New Trump Bible Combines the Constitution, Pledge of Allegiance and Declaration of Independence 🌉 🎙️ 📚 https://applevideos.co.uk/mac-studio/new-trump-bible-combines-the-constitution-pledge-of-allegiance-and-declaration-of-independence

[edbradyradio]

#JeffersonBible #TrumpBible

President Donald Trump & President Thomas Jefferson both had special Bibles!

"The Jefferson Bible" ~

Fifty years to the date after signing the Declaration of Independence our third president, Thomas Jefferson, died on July 4, 1826—just hours before the death of his fellow signer John Adams.

Just six years earlier, Jefferson completed an 84-page manuscript he called the “Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth.”

Gleaned from the four Gospels of the New Testament, and Jefferson’s private work, it remained unknown until his great-granddaughter sold the manuscript to the Smithsonian Institution in 1895. In 2011, the Smithsonian undertook a challenging restoration project of the fragile document, and what is now known as the “Jefferson Bible” was presented to scholars and the general public at the Smithsonian’s Albert H. Small Documents Gallery.

[superman-2050]

#AmericaInPain #GeorgeFloyd #GeorgeFloydRiots #AriannaEvans #JoeBiden #TrumpBible #DonaldTrump #OfficersKneeling https://www.instagram.com/p/CCxenqppnY3/?igshid=12q6yfmlgaa03

[owntheviewcreatives]

#trumpbible #trumpbiblephotoop #trumpandhitler #biblegate #trumpdisrespect #notachurchgoer https://www.instagram.com/p/CA-5-znhtjH/?igshid=16bzx51mez5wx

[tr3guevara-blog]

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[beatnick]

Can Young, Fauxgressive Evangelicals Wash Red State Hands of Trump?

Here’s a snippet of the yearly pastor’s report from my (former) Baptist church:

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If our hearts aren’t broken for those things that break God’s heart -- mistreatment and disdain for the poor, the outcast, the immigrant, the emotionally distraught, and the spiritually lost -- it exposes something about us.

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That last “heartbreaking thing” is most definitely not least. U.S. Evangelicals will have to explain what it really means, because being “born again” in 2016 was at odds with being a responsible citizen. 81 percent of White Americans who have accepted Jesus into their heart also accepted greedy, lying hands on unwilling pussy. With nothing but flowery, vague admonishments from preachers who can seemingly NEVER call a Pharisee a Pharisee as long as he toes the line theologically and (hetero)sexually.

It’s as if the Red States went Old Testament on our asses, but are too chickenshit to stone unrepentant, lying adulterers. 

[pitermarx]

A Few More #TrumpBible Verses

[bostongreekgeek]

Donald Trump's favorite book is the Bible...I bet his has all these parts highlighted as his favorite parts! #TrumpBible - Brilliantly done! (via +Celeste Wolfe) -- Chris “BostonGreekGeek” Vaxevanis (https://goo.gl/9dXv7s) via Casey McKinnon (https://goo.gl/81byBO)

[truman5902]

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[urbanchristiannews]

Kirsten Powers: When Will Evangelicals Recognize Donald Trump's Fraudulent Game?

Kirsten Powers: When Will Evangelicals Recognize Donald Trump’s Fraudulent Game?

Donald Trump attends the 2015 Hank’s Yanks Golf Classic at Trump Golf Links Ferry Point on July 6, 2015 in New York City. (Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images North America) “I play to people’s fantasies,” Donald Trump wrote in his 1987 memoir, The Art of the Deal. “I call it truthful hyperbole,” he explained. “It’s an innocent form of exaggeration — and a very effective form of promotion.” (more…)

[usatodayopinion]

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In this week’s Power play ... 

Donald Trump, evangelical scam artist

“‘I play to people’s fantasies,’ Donald Trump wrote in his 1987 memoir, The Art of the Deal. ‘I call it truthful hyperbole,’ he explained. ‘It’s an innocent form of exaggeration — and a very effective form of promotion.’

The Bible calls this kind of behavior ‘lying.’ Why am I bringing up the Bible? Well, it’s The Donald’s favorite book.

Or so he says. That claim might be part of that truthful hyperbole that serves as promotion for the reality TV star seeking the presidency of the United States.

Trump is a lot of things, but stupid isn’t one of them. He clearly determined that the only way to win the Republican nomination was through an appeal to the conservative evangelical vote. Despite his multiple divorces and remarriages, longtime support for abortion rights (until recently) and prideful self-aggrandizement, Trump has emerged as the favored candidate of evangelical voters.”

Read why Kirsten Powers thinks evangelicals need to wake up to Trump’s fraudulent game to win their votes.

More #TrumpBible hilarity

[newstfionline]

#TrumpBible re-imagines the Bible according to Trump

By Ana Johnson, CNN, Aug. 29, 2015

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump hasn’t been shy on the campaign trail about his Presbyterian faith.

When asked if he’s ever sought God’s forgiveness he said he drinks “his little wine” and has “his little cracker.”

He’s also professed his love for the Bible on many occasions, calling it “the greatest book of all time.”

But when given the opportunity to share one or two of his favorite Bible verses, he was uncharacteristically mum.

“I wouldn’t want to get into it. Because to me, that’s very personal,” he said. “The Bible means a lot to me, but I don’t want to get into specifics.”

As a result, the Twitterverse decided to do it for him. That’s where #TrumpBible comes in.

Using popular Trump phrases, people are coming up with their own versions of the gospel according to Trump. And, they’re having fun with it. #TrumpBible is still going strong at over 10,000 tweets and counting.

Dr. Eric Levi, a surgeon, posted, “And Lo, Jesus said unto Judas Iscariot: “You’re fired” #TrumpBible”

Writer Ben Casselman posted, “There *is* room at the inn but Mary and Joseph refuse to stay there because it is LOW CLASS and a DUMP. #TrumpBible”

Some common #TrumpBible themes revolve around his controversial stance on immigration.

Author and speaker Tyler M. Tully said, “Thanks for the gold, frankincense, and myrrh Wise Guys. Now go back to your own country. #TrumpBible”

Paul McLeod tweeted, “Then He will also say to those on His left, ‘Depart from Me, haters and losers, into the eternal fire, which is Mexico.’” #TrumpBible”

Others are making references to Trump’s feuds with prominent politicians and journalists.

Pastor Brian Zahnd posted, “Scribe: Which is the greatest commandment? Jesus: Sit down. Nobody called on you. Go back to Jerusalem. #TrumpBible”

Katrina Jorgensen tweeted, “And a woman was there who was “bleeding out of her wherever” touched Jesus’s cloak and was healed. He should charge for that. #TrumpBible

@trumpbible tweeted, “In the beginning, God made Trump Tower and the Earth.” #TrumpBible”

Trump is no stranger to Twitter. He has been known to generate a lot of attention on the social media platform with jabs at those who challenge him. What’s that they say about reaping what you sow?